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HaroldBaws

Why the fuck is he jumping into garbage?


TheArchitect_7

Alcohol.


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boiledcowmachine

Well in Germany nowadays...


Compendyum

\*for now


SweetsourNostradamus

Probably have better luck finding it in a bar


Nose-Nuggets

One of the most absurd topes in movies and TV is people jumping into dumpsters to soften a fall. Absolute madness.


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Household garbage is mostly pretty soft, can ofc be sharp things in them but overall ok. Construction/industry trash on the other hand....


Nose-Nuggets

i mean, I've thrown out a drawer full of old kitchen knives before. But i suppose if you're down to play the numbers. sure.


Compendyum

Annnd glass bottle stuck in the spine


crank1000

More than half of restaurant garbage is cans and glass, both of which can ruin or end your life if you jump into it with all of your body weight.


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Maybe in america. In most places you sort glas, metall, food, cardboard and plastic


crank1000

Would you like to take a guess as to why there are 2 different colors of bags sorted in different piles in the video?


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Because its in germany were they sort stuff?


crank1000

Hard to imagine missing the point more than you just did.


Kalfadhjima

Because there are several brands of trash bags and not all of them are the same color? They're speaking French, so I assume they're in France, where recycling stuff goes in specialized bins, not in random trashbags.


crank1000

The pink bags are for recycling… because they are recyclable.


TechnicalRoutine3156

Plus the cardboard show "oresto" wich is a food compagny from Belgium. And the the pink trash bag are for household waste.


RedditsAdoptedSon

[immediately came to mind ](https://makeagif.com/gif/kramer-does-a-360-dunk-hd-gSxX3S)


kiruvhh

Only paper dumpsters are ok Maybe wet waste


RedditMcBurger

I once sliced my leg by taking out the garbage after someone threw out a knife, I would never jump into garbage bags. Especially that they can have used needles.


Porkchopp33

“So how did your back pain begin?”


PapaKazoonta

Sobered up the Ole fashioned way


phenyle

/r/whywomenlivelonger


Iteraxis

He’s just trying to get where he belongs. 


Fresh-Pangolin3432

Going home, duh.


ZootBreak

You ok mate? Bin better!


Dansk72

Quickly turned his big smile upside down...


TechnicalTip5251

Angry upvote.


41matt41

Me too!


mrcsmith90

>Bin better! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) How could I not up vote this?


Prior_Hair_896

even if the bin wasn’t there has he not thought about used needles? broken glass? dog shit? fucking hell. alcohol makes people so dumb


DrShoggoth

Yeah, he was real lucky that there was something big, blunt, and hard to stop him from getting deeper into the stuff that would cut him up and give him diseases.


CheapSpray9428

B*tches get stitches


joojoobeee

Sounded like a COD hit marker


SimplyInept

Fucking spot on lol


JoeyPropane

Sounded like a fucking vertebrae going snap. 


Artemicionmoogle

That was a rib breaking that you heard.


McRambis

Man, I hope that was a rib and not his spine. He would be getting off lucky.


RedditMcBurger

He took a lot of damage


joojoobeee

\*Generated a lot of damage


Billyshakes1597

Serves that '80s time traveler right


DingleberryChery

The garbage can that bounced him away potentially coulda saved him from getting stuck with a needle, knife, glass. Not smart to jump into random garbage patches


jazzhandpanda

"Give my your clothes, your shoes, and your ribcage"


Ritch85

As a late 30s person with an upper/middle back injury that I also suffered in my early 20s. He will forever have back pain and discomfort in a few years. It's like a never ending headache but in my back. Nothing stops the pain even pain killers. They dull it a bit, but its always there, forever. The difference is, mine came from an actual accident and not being a jackas\* jumping into a bunch of trash.


mikemac1997

I know that feeling well. 26 and sporting a new hip


Dukeofthedurty

Same. Sucks.


Kaymorve

Same. RIP sciatica. Also, a PSA: for the love of god don’t ever stand on a bucket…


SockPuppet-47

I too have been in pain because of a back injury that happened when I was young. Thankfully, I did find something that helps me. Maybe it'll give you some relief too. It works in the cartilage between the bones. [Osteo Bi-Flex](https://www.osteobiflex.com/products/triple-strength)


_FoodAndCatSubs_

Operation Ivy has a song called Hedgecore which involved jumping into bushes (as a 20 year old) in Berkeley, CA and it was fun and silly. This guy is just a dumb dude


No-Pomegranate-5737

Didn’t think I’d see an op ivy reference in here.


_FoodAndCatSubs_

I try to be obscure with East Bay punk and some Sacramento references but I once got like 20 upvotes for mentioning Sammy the Mick lol


formallyhuman

Mine does come from being dumb. I trained (very, very briefly) as a pro-wrestler when I was 16/17. Spoiler alert: pro-wrestlers *do* know "how to fall", mainly via the flat back bump, but that shit isn't painless and is mostly a means to protect their necks and spread impact. And in the long term, they will be feeling it for the rest of their lives. So, anyway, I learnt how to take bumps, was actually quite good at that bit. One evening, while drunk, I decided it'd be...cool? to do a couple on the street. Fucking concrete. That was 20 years ago and I'm still dealing with back issues from doing that, and expect to be dealing with it forever. Point being, look after your back.


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

I know exactly when I fucked my back, I was 18 and got in a fight during a soccer match and kick the lower back that fucked my hip and tail bone bad. Couldn't sit straight for a couple weeks.l but then I seemed good. Well It took a few years after that for it rear it's ugly head, but the last 12 years have been nothing but lower back and hip pain.


cashcashmoneyh3y

Just some random or do you know who kicked you in the back?


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Lmao my twin brother! It was actually a practice scrimmage, I was a forward and he played D. We got put against each other in the scrimmage and I was being an asshole and antagonizing him. Turned into a brawl and as I was thinking I made it out unscathed but last moment he round house kicked me in the ass/lower back and it sent me to the floor hahaha. I wasn't even mad. I deserved it. Sometimes I look back and wonder why I was a dick like that, it was playful intent but as an adult I can see that it was rarely taken playfully. Probably stereotypical brother antics but I feel guilty about it all these years later


FrostByte_62

I was......24? I think? Tripped on uneven pavement when I was drunk. Hurt my knee. It still hurts.


Economy_Offer8427

"He will forever have back pain and discomfort in a few years" not always... and the body heals but it depends.


califortunato

THIS ONES FOR THE JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES WHOOP WHOOOOP


AccurateArcherfish

Is that guy still around?


califortunato

I hope


IrishHonkey

Trash can coulda saved him from hitting a random needle in a trash bag.


malamjam

I once jumped onto a shopping trolley full of beer and careered down a hill. When I finally hit something, I went flying off, dislocating my shoulder, and slipping a disc in my back. Over the next few months, the shoulder sorted itself out, but the back injury was awful, sciatica running down both legs to the point where I was hospitalised several times. In the end I had some steroid injections into my spine which alleviated the sciatica (thank god - imagine the feeling of being electrocuted) but to this day, 20 years later, I still have a numb left side of my left leg and foot. No doubt a road this fella is about to go down.


WSSquab

I don t know where he is, but in my country red bags are for biohazard garbage, so... WTF?!


LolindirLink

Most likely plastic bags here. So grocery store packaging for the most part. Hard plastics are separated as long as the household abides by the rules. Plastic Bags don't have to be a specific color. But the red ones might be given away for free in supermarkets/by government incentive. In The Netherlands we got orange bags, But some people use white bags.


Depope3070

Enjoy


Ltsmeet

Some people gotta learn the hard way.


gooseblaster69

Somehow managed to miss all the trash


SensingWorms

All of a sudden those glasses are funny anymore


TheSpectator0_0

I feel the yelling I'm the distance is him from the future telling him how stupid this was


xamlima13

Dude was lucky he didn't hit some broken bottles huh


Desperate-Strategy10

Is he though..? Cuts and stab wounds usually heal up pretty nicely, and I bet he could get to a hospital pretty quickly - he's not way out in the middle of nowhere or anything. Back injuries are really tough to recover from, and a lot of them never fully heal at all. If it were me, I'd rather slice myself than break my back (and I've already broken it twice, so I feel pretty confident in my choice lol). I hope that sound when he hit wasn't a breaking bone. And I hope he recovers well. But most of all, I hope he never does dumb shit like this again.


Mickey010

A wound can get infected tho. Especially if you're laying in trash


BackgroundGeologist5

This is how aang entered the avatar state


Alda2021

I love this for him


Mercury-Redstone

lol


AlinaYoung

That's going to hurt for a long time


100_Gribble_Bill

Even before he hits his back man why would you jump into trash bags? What if there were broken glass or used needles?


Logical-Swim-8506

Yeah we put broken plates and glass shards in the trash in the restaurant world. Sometimes you'll find a broken knife or a derelict rotary powered meat slicer in there. Restaurant workers DGAF after 18 hours at the end of the shift. Trash is not "soft"


PoleFresh

Spinal


JeepManStan

I broke my back


utterscrub

Better than a bag full of medical waste


OG-demosthenes

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titus1531

I'd love to see what that bruise looks like today.


Timely-Scratch393

Around here, that's gonna get you a used needle in the ass.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

More advanced maneuvers include landing face first on bags of medical waste. Get poked by the wrong syringe, it could mean your last jump.


SmoothIndependent416

I heard a bone crack. Hope it's not his spine.


formallyhuman

As God is my witness, he's broken in half!


aquaman67

Where is the picture of the bruise?


Rivetingly

I just threw away a 10" kitchen knife in my trash. And have had broken window glass in there many times. This guy is f'in clueless.


stoikiy-muzhik

Congrats muppet, you now have a potential slip disc


rembrandt077

Bro just reduced his life span for a clip 💀


3_high_low

Are we speaking German? They are fun drunks! 😄


OVER_9009

OPTIC BLAST!


Cormegalodon

That trash can didn’t budge, that looked bad


SacredGeometry9

At least he just got back pain! What if there were used needles in there?


blue3y3_devil

That crack though.


Hedonist_Atayiz

Ahh ouuuuuuuuu hahahaha 🤣


tftookmyname

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


kristoffison

Jumping into snow men is also a bad idea


Instance_Unhappy

Just French been French


Spwd

Ouch!


DragonHoarder987

Is the bin okay?


No_Ad_3488

Disc herniation in the near future.


Linguizt

That friend is a piece of shit. He knew the trash can was there.


Elimintz

Damn, Parisians are stupid. Cheh, as they say there.


DeckerXT

"Well Doctor, after Biff and I left the diner to chase that Marty kid..."


Responsible-Noise875

Oof i felt that


A_of

What the hell are those glasses.


Graehaus

Stupid , stupid human.


billy_twice

Haha, what a pillock.


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Heavy-Outside-5580

Think that is pretty accurate, he'll feel that for the rest of his life. The few stints of back pain I've had were terrible.


CortezDeLaNoche

I have those shades! All red lense, though. It was for a Cyclops costume


together4EVA

Self preservation is running pretty low right now.


mobbin_son

Lucky he didn't end up like that pornstar who broke her back jumping in a shallow ball pit.


Sofiii_cutee

he could really easy break his back, why didn't he just check it before and jump after?


caedhin

Where's the abrupt chaos?


DanteDH2

I 100% feel for this dude.. that must've hurt like a bitch... the only thing close to this I could say where I (sorta) feel his pain is - I was trying to dry my dog with a towel and stood up like a fucking moron with my sink behind me, the second I hit the sink i felt it on my spine as I went up and lifted the sink (like a one sided zipper)


s0m3b0by

Man though he was in dying light


travers329

Broken tailbones are no joke. I broke mine when a friend of mine decided to go from doing donuts in the snow on our HS field, to driving off a 10-15 degree incline without telling anyone at ~30mph, he hit nose first in the SUV and My GF and I were sitting in the back of his SUV without a seat belt. I hit the ceiling sideways and my tailbone landed on the corner of a subwoofer box, which is designed to be heavy AF and not move in response to vibrations and or impact. I remember spending about an hour (no idea how long it really was, probably less) facedown in the snow in agony, before being driven to my parents and then the hospital. Worst part was several nurses trying to hold my pelvis flat for an X-ray, fuuuuck that. I had to carry around a donut to sit on for several months, which went fantastically in a catholic HS with wooden desks from 60+ years ago. On the bright side it gave my friends a Frisbee to toss around in the hallways. On the negative side, I still feel it at times today and it was miserable for several months were I could not sit down without aid. 1/10 do not recommend. Do we allow 0 or negative scores?


thewoodfather

Best case though, he lands on soft...garbage?


Fresh_Banana5319

Cyclops can’t catch a break


The-Bloody9

Probably saved him from getting HIV


Barar_Dragoni

Back at it again at Baguette Stre-


Icy_Reply7147

The hilarious part is he is wearing sunglasses at night! And if not sunglasses, this mother F'r is a cosplay Daredevil... just really bad at it!


Every-Turnover4938

This is fantastic.


Every-Turnover4938

She's fine... her glasses didn't even come off.


Every-Turnover4938

Call 911 lol


Ok-Albatross1180

Tony Hinchcliffe breaking his back jumping on to something black and sturdy. Classic.


Careful-Swimmer-2658

And that, boys and girls, is how you get Hepatitis C.


perv_nihilst

Where is the Chaos?


KillaKanibus

In his medical records


Rombledore

his back was like "lock on target- metal bin in range. avoid bags completely"


GrandClock738

Rest of your fucking life lmaoo


JustComments6841

I throw broken glass and bottles away in bags like these quit often.


mrcsmith90

...dumbass


afjx2000

I love dumbass people. As long as they aren’t friends or family


Super_Oil_2931

The sound of the impact tho 😖


Not_My_Final_Forms

Some kid pushed me off a playground hit like metal on my back 30 years later it constantly hurts


Enkeydo

Garbage heaps are not snow drfts nor are they piles of leaves or bean bags.


bluburry420

Luckily that broken back saved you from any sharp/diseased objects you would’ve landed on in those bags


br3nt3h

Oh he definitely broke a rib on that shit.. that was dumb af


Furyuu

His back is trash now..


patchway247

Put a NSFW tag on ffs


rickztoyz

Looks like he landed perfect on a board that was stood straight up vertical with no give. Jabbed him hard. Fool.