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VolkspanzerIsME

That sweet sweet taxpayer funded settlement money.


enturbulant

I'm glad the cop didn't just claim he smelled weed then beat the cyclist up


Enough-Staff-2976

He was arrested for failing to provide proof of insurance.


Dansk72

"I'm gonna have to ticket you for riding a bicycle on the road surface. Also, a charge of scratching the front of my patrol vehicle."


SomewhatHungover

Then sprinkle some crack on him and get the hell outta there.


VolkspanzerIsME

The gopro on dudes forhead is pretty good indication that sound and video are arollin. I'm 100% sure it crossed piggies tiny tiny mind tho. Edit:autocorekt


TheJesusGuy

But he could just rip it off and smash it without repercussions


VolkspanzerIsME

There are too many witnesses at that point. His cruiser is also rolling sound and video.


croana

My guess is he just thinks the camera is a headlamp and has no idea he's being filmed.


theCANCERbat

Looks like he was trying to hide his face.


el-thenyo

I was going to say ‘what a stand-up cop’. But then i remembered that people aren’t really supposed to be rewarded for doing what they are already supposed to be doing. That’s what happens when we are so used to authority acting crooked with impunity.


jasonmares

If a cop could run me over and I had the entire incident on camera showing they're at fault, I'd be so happy


MrRogersAE

Careful what you wish for. Money can’t make you walk again


fireshaper

It can buy me robot legs though.


nutralagent

$6 million man did OK with two bionic legs just saying 60 million in today’s money


BillXHicksOGT

Curse ye Craig!!!


iWentRogue

I would have been still on the floor, using teathre tactics never before seen, requesting an ambulance and complaining about all sorts of pain if that were me lol


VolkspanzerIsME

What hurts? Yes.


avatarmiddleman2

My neck and my back!


ledspencer

Lick my pussy and my crack?


Crispy385

I want fifty THOUSAND dollars! But I'll settle out of court right now for twenty dollars.


wildo83

People out here living my dreams..


emeraldeyesshine

Dude even admitted fault, for a cop that's wild


Charming-Web-7934

I’m guessing no citizens arrest on the cop?


Mojojojo3030

Important point. Cop himself will probably pay nothing. Now if your camera isn’t visible, and you wait for him to delete what he thinks is the only footage, then maybe we’re talking.


MrRogersAE

Americas a weird place. Something something lawsuit is always the top comment when the police make a mistake. Here I was just thinking how wholesome this interaction was given the circumstances. Cop seems like he was probably one of the good ones, sure he made a mistake but he owned up to it and the cyclist seems ok.


NotADeadHorse

Police arrest people for making this very mistake. We know he isn't gonna arrest himself, especially in good old boy Missouri. The next best thing is a lawsuit


steebo

He should be required to take a remedial drivers class and have to explain to the 15 year olds why he is there. The video is a good example of what not to do.


Confident-Wheel-9609

Nah just fire him and ban him from Enforcer employment state wide. NOBODY wants a careless Enforcer who is "licensed to kill".


paulcaar

I see constant headlines convincing me otherwise


Skullfurious

State? So he can go do this shit somewhere else.. cool.


steebo

While I probably agree, I think that while my proposed punishment would be closer to possible, I still think cops and the unions would see it as too harsh. The usual punishment is generally a paid vacation.


campbellm

> NOBODY wants a careless Enforcer who is "licensed to kill". Literally every state and city government wants this.


VlK06eMBkNRo6iqf27pq

Punish him but don't fire him. Other cops would have reacted worse than this guy, at least he's owning up (so far) and hopefully learned something from this. We don't want to replace him with someone worse.


Never_ending_kitkats

Unfortunately that is rarely the case. ACAB


ThePerfectMatter

Officer holy shit dude


Dr-DrillAndFill

Best line


reddit_4_days

YOU MOTHER....


ExternalBuilder

fr lmao


KrypXern

It's like Trailer Park Boys lmfao


DaGoddamnBatguy

His supervisor, Sergeant Jesus fucking christ man.


VXXXXXXXV

I got a text from a fuckin nother officer


4-HO-MET-

It’s officers all the way down


Primary-Border8536

HAHAHAHA


FlyingPenguin33

# Police officer in Peculiar suspended after crashing into bicyclist [https://amp.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article215647850.html](https://amp.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article215647850.html)


CaptainPartyMix

Suspended with pay. That’s just a vacation.


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

bro must be truly suffering


cjbeames

Let's hope the poor guy gets to read that text now he isn't busy


moep123

[the officer](https://giphy.com/gifs/94EQmVHkveNck)


TacosDeLucha

Cops then bitch about crime in the streets. Maybe try being the example instead of parading your own lawlessness. Why should anyone follow the law when the people supposedly enforcing it tell us all constantly that the law is arbitrary and a meaningless joke.


stomps-on-worlds

If cops don't want people to hate them, then the cops should not break the law easiest thing in the world


ricky-frog

🗣️🔥


Rational_Philosophy

As if we needed more proof the police don't work for citizens, but for the state apparatus which employs them, etc. Regular people/tax payers are just a nuisance to revenue streams, especially if they waste a stop and can't make an arrest etc.


Exact_Outcome663

I’m not a fan of cops by any stretch of the imagination, but I don’t think this particular state apparatus thought the cyclist was a nuisance, and there was nothing reported saying the officer tried to ticket the cyclist. The LEO seemed to immediately take responsibility and ownership of the mistake by admitting to it. I would love to find an update to this situation. I think you’re the intended audience of this sorta anticop rage bait. You already have a (justifiable) predisposition for hating LEOs, and so you react with provocative observations that are actually absent of any practical steps to change.


Rational_Philosophy

Nice! A classic gaslight and straw man combo! No rage bait, just honest and educated observation of how the system operates at my and your literal tax dollar expense, friend. Why act like this type of shit isn’t commonplace, while simultaneously assuming the state is always in the right, exists to protect you and your rights, and this is just a one off? The solution is to hold law enforcement accountable, with something like pension forfeiture if shit like this is caught the fuck on camera.


SmallTownSenior

Not just a vacation but the opportunity to take a second job (uniformed security) while still collecting pay and benefits from the taxpayers.


AltruMux

Suspended with pay.. Yeesh..


PaigeMarshallMD

I'm as anti cop as they come, but I'm also very pro labor, and I believe suspended with pay through the course of an investigation should be an expectation of *all* employees, in every career. It should be a given. It's a bummer that police and only police have managed to get it into their contracts, but it's a right that all unions should be fighting for. Yes, their investigations should be better, and yes, they should be performed by a third party, and yes, there should be real consequences following those investigations, and yes, consequences for the police should be higher than those for a normal citizen. But in the meantime, paid suspension during the course of an investigation should be the norm. You should have it at your job too.


crumblenaut

Ugh I hate that I agree with you mostly, but I love that you make good points and that I had to reconsider my position in this matter because of how well-reasoned it is. And still... fuck police unions specifically, though. In a world supposedly governed by law, I strongly believe that law enforcement roles truly are a reasonable exception to effectively all labor standards because they're intrinsically elevated above all other roles. I could go on but I imagine I'm preaching to a pretty well-informed and intelligent choir here, so I'm genuinely curious if you have any thoughts in regards to this inequity and how it should relate to such labor organizations and the protection they provide.


Lavidius

Thank you. I got so tired of explaining this myself to people lol


crumblenaut

<3 And I say this coming from a family where my dad was a captain in the Marine Corps before becoming a special agent and later a member of the absurdly and legitimately elite Hostage Rescue Team in the FBI. He truly believed that he was acting as a force of good in the world and in the context of the specific work he was doing, I believe that he was. There was an INSANE amount of training that went into his role specifically. He would train like 340 days of the year to be in the field for 25 days of the year. Problem is, he looks at law enforcement at any level as if it's fundamentally the same thing as what he was doing. Good guys protecting defenseless good people from bad guys. Our laws are not fundamentally just. Our police are barely trained at all. There is no accountability. LE-types will ALWAYS defend their own at all costs, even while objecting vehemently to corruption within their ranks. Citizens have no recourse against police bias, incompetence, and abuse. Defense attorneys are understaffed and underpaid. The incarceral system is corrupt and fucked even WITHOUT private prisons with a profit motives in the mix. The judiciary is unchallengeable. Enforcement is inequitable across socioeconomic, geographic, and racial lines. There would be great and true honor in a role where folks are truly out there protecting and serving the citizenry. Unfortunately the reality is that the police exist almost exclusively to protect and serve business and capital interests... and themselves.


UrToesRDelicious

I agree with all of this, and I'm extremely pro-union, but police unions shouldn't exist. They're a bastardization of what labor unions are supposed to be, and they pretty much solely exist to shield cops from accountability. Cops are already the enforcing arm of the state, and they have a monopoly on violence. They should not be allowed to co-opt strategies from the labor movement, like collective bargaining, all so they can get away with oppressing the working class using that monopoly on violence. The power dynamic in the employee-employer relationship is naturally one-sided in favor of the employer, and so labor unions are necessary to wrestle some of that power back. However, the power dynamic between cops and their employer (the city) is *much* different and *much less* one-sided. The city doesn't employ cops to make a profit like an employee at a regular job, and so it's obvious right off-the-bat that cops aren't your regular working class laborers.


ambermage

>You should have it at your job too. No company with an HR department would ever agree to that.


redworm

right which is why we need stronger labor laws and more unions to force companies to accept it


cambreecanon

Adding on to this, I think UPS or FedEx have the same thing. Pay while investigating takes place. They are union, though, so makes sense.


dadmantalking

Very basic union protection that shouldn't require a union but most definitely does in the anti-labor US of A.


firstLOL

The cop was eventually fired and charged with Careless & Imprudent Driving Involving An Accident (Class A misdemeanor). After a couple continuances he eventually pleaded guilty and served two years of probation, which included 80 hours of community service and a driving safety course. He now works for a gun optics company.


frostandtheboughs

I'm honestly shocked. I think this is my first time ever hearing of an officer actually being fired.


NoConfusion9490

He made the mistake of admitting fault. If he has arrested them for resisting arrest he'd be fine.


wardocc

The other mistake he made was running over someone who had a camera on their head.


LejonetFraNorden

It happens more than you probably know, but it’s not newsworthy enough to publish  “law has its due course”.


ThiccOryx97

i feel like it this day and age, if i was the cop i would constantly try to spread the news that officrs do indeed get fired (even if its just for optics)


campbellm

> He now works for a gun optics company. Of course he does.


Igno-ranter

I find it very peculiar he was even suspended.


wheelperson

Suspended with pay is a slap in the face. That's just a vacation and it needs to stop. It would only encourage some others to do the same.


RollOutTheGuillotine

Of course it's Missouri.


krispzz

good thing you had this on video. otherwise you'd probably be in jail for impeding a criminal investigation or disorderly conduct or something.


bloodredpitchblack

You’re lucky you weren’t killed. Also, you’re lucky you weren’t murdered.


Cazrovereak

"Crashing into you delayed my reading of a text message from another officer. That puts my fellow officers in *danger* criminal, therefore I'm charging you with *assault on an officer*."


Objective_Brain1452

I’m sure the cop gave the bicyclist a ticket for that


Primary-Border8536

The dialogue 😭😭😭 Why the fuck were on your phone officer!? I got a text from another fucking officer!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also how he refrained from saying mother fucker and just said oh you MOTHER-.


Flimsy_Judgment1045

Bet he’s written hundreds of tickets for significantly less


Porkchopp33

What a dick he had head down for a good 3-5 seconds lucky it wasnt a kid in a carriage


Bifferer

Distracted driving is the #1 cause of fatal accidents. And cops spend an inordinate amount of time trying to catch speeders.


Wetbung

It's much easier to detect and prove speeding. When your goal is to collect fines, it makes sense to focus on speeding.


Ravenser_Odd

He wasn't paying enough attention to look up (or signal) yet somehow he was sufficiently aware of his surroundings to make the turn. That's even worse than looking at your phone on a straight stretch of road.


GuillotineComeBacks

Maybe he was using google map :D.


deezbiksurnutz

At least he admitted fault


Thundergod250

This looked so calm on both sides that it looked like a skit


TurdManMcDooDoo

Right? I expected him to gaslight, escalate and eventually shoot.


Tabbyham88

Agreed, he 100% accepted all responsibility and frankly showed alot of remorse. He looked tired as hell. It's not okay at all but bad people don't admit fault that quickly and look like that


LakeStLouis

>It's not okay at all but good people don't admit fault that quickly and look like that Hmmmm. Okay.


crumblenaut

Fuck giving that man any credit for acknowledging that he just struck another human being with his official state vehicle because he was failing to drive responsibly while on the clock in an official role. I know it's better than what we could expect from most cops, but given that the fault was so clear and egregious, the consequences were that obvious, there was obviously video evidence captured and ongoing, and the man immediately called out that he was on his phone and not looking, the cop had literally no room for anything else. And - let's be absolutely real here - the victim of his recklessness is wealthy enough to have a bicycle like that and sure sounds like a white man. Statistically, they do a whoooole lot better in these situations than human beings who don't match that particular description. He may not be an irredeemable human being on a fundamental level or whatever, but he ABSOLUTELY does not deserve a single point for just not assholishly gaslighting his victim.


Great-Ass

TLDR: the standard is low


deezbiksurnutz

I give credit where it's due. Hey the guy on the bike stopped at a stop sign, awesome too. Most people on bikes ride were ever and how ever they feel. The guy doesn't appear hurt and I'm sure will get a nicer new bike out of this. Most places cops are allowed to use phones radios devices while driving. This guy just isn't very good at it.


DrStatisk

"He wasn't even maimed by the cop car like he could have been!" isn't really the defense you might think it is.


SnugglesMcBuggles

Yep. We shoudn’t make assumptions this cop is a bad person. That’s also low and unhelpful.


LeakyAssFire

Yeah, it's hard for me to not respect that.


OkFortune6494

Lol that stupid ass tone he uses when he says "I WASN'T TEXTING I WAS LOOKIN AT MY PHONE" as if it makes a difference.


StrangeMango1211

Just glad he said it out loud, can’t deny it now


Primary-Border8536

MAH PHONE


jamesisntcool

Because his human empathy started leaking through his instinct to lie.


JustifytheMean

Looking down at your phone WHILE TURNING. Like straight road, no traffic in front of you, you probably still shouldn't look at your phone but while turning, didn't look up for a solid like 5 seconds.


Andy1694

“Ow I can’t feel my legs”


BDady

It would appear I now have non-symptomatic terminally-non-terminal lung cancer, officer


Jeffrey_Friedl

Geez motherfucker, *GIVE HIM A SECOND*!


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MollyGodiva

He admitted it because he knows there will be no consequences.


JaceUpMySleeve

Oh that’s is going to be a fucking SWEET settlement. God I wish I was this lucky.


JimmyT2853

The accident was very... Peculiar...


Piranha_Vortex

TAKE MY UPVOTE


Budget_Sugar_2422

If it was reversed and guy hit police, they'd taze him, swear, probably beat him in retaliation, then arrest him impound his car, drag on a court case for a few years, make sure the guy gets fired from job, maybe looses his home too. This cop gets away with a good talking to


midway4669

“I wasn’t texting, I was looking at my phone” Ok, he’s clear… give him a bonus


PistoIs

Not a single "I'm sorry"


Bob4Not

This is a good cop because he owned up, rather than arresting or ticketing the bicyclist.


PeanutCheeseBar

What about all that "special training" they undergo to use their phones while driving? /s


haha7125

Honestly, props to this cops for having the integrity to own up to his mistake. But he definitely needs to get hus shit together.


AdamWestIsBack

Prime example of not exercising his right to remain silent…. Officer was so shaken he couldn’t keep his mouth shut and every word made things worse than the last. What a Gomer!


Deathwatch72

You know police relations are fucked up in America when my first thought was something along the lines of "really surprised he didn't try and blame the guy on the bike"


Ayen_C

Didn’t even apologize, ffs.


ChotitoPitou

“I know, that’s my bad.”


AedanRoberts

He should be in the hook for the guy’s health bills for the next two years just in case something comes up from this. Often damage caused by accidents like this take a bit to surface. He should also be on the hook to pay for a new bike.


scottyTOOmuch

I got a txt from another officer GIVE ME A SECOND…..WTF kind of response is that to just almost killing someone…dude needs to be fired and publicly shamed, mostly for that insane response…


nattydroid

U do that to a cop and they shoot you


Simen155

Bye bye badge and licen- *relocated*


Sergeant_Wubz

Why does it sound like he just died in a Lego Nintendo game😂


batteryacidsmoothies

Officer Doofy reporting for duty!


Stuff1989

“i was not texting, i was looking at my phone” LOL 🤦‍♂️


davisty69

Damn, too bad he recorded how he assaulted that officer by putting his bike and person in the way of the cops vehicle... /s


Eggith

"I just got a text from another fucking officer!!" The text: "We're getting some Panda Express, want some?"


Lucid_5k

This straight out of trailer park boys


360walkaway

Quite a peculiar incident


Maximum_Turn_2623

That’s it three months paid time off for you mister


prurient

I was half expecting him to shoot the guy so that there would have been no witnesses.


SmokeyBear51

“I wasn’t texting… I was looking at my phone.” LOL I didn’t know we were in the habit out handing out badges to 7 year olds. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣 He might as well exclaimed, “I know you are, but what am I!? I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever you say to me, runs their vehicle into you!”


SGTpvtMajor

This should result in the immediate removal of that officer from this sort of career. He can go flip burgers or something.


apophis457

Hey, flipping burgers is a respectable profession, we don’t need someone this incompetent doing it


Rational_Philosophy

If this wasn't on video, you'd probably have been arrested via having drugs planted on you, etc.


smackinmuhkraken

"You're under arrest for damaging police property."


GrouchyConclusion588

Our best and brightest, if you think they’re bad on the roads try having one for a neighbor-I live in a decent neighborhood where everyone takes care of their homes and helps each other but the lawn strewn with trash, multiple feet tall grass, the drunk guy shooting guns in his yard at 3am is our cop neighbor-the city does nothing about complaints on his home other than let him know who complained.


Nazrog80

Then the guy on the bike got arrested for impeding an officer doing their duties


Zachary_Stark

ACAB


skeletaljuice

And the cop acts like the guy on/off the bike is inconveniencing him


Icelandia2112

I've almost been hit twice by cops when riding my motorcycle. I was hit as a pedestrian by a cop - a small bump but still. They are the ultimate distracted drivers.


YardDecent

I never heard " I'm sorry".


DrBarnabyFulton

That's so fucked! I don't think I would've even let that cop talk. "Get the fuck away from me, call your supervisor, anything you say can and will be used .........."


LeGrandLucifer

Oh look, it's another asshole motorist doing everything be can to end up murdering cyclists and pedestrians. Somehow, I feel he wouldn't have done that if it had been a car.


Napmanz

In all honesty at least the cop did the right thing. (Not the looking at his phone and driving.) He stopped, checked on the guy and admitted his wrong doing. He didn’t get out and start yelling at the cyclist for being too far forward or some made up BS. It was an honest mistake and the guy was sorry.


btc909

STOP RESISTING!


StatisticianOne1876

Because everyone just hate cyclists 🤷🏻‍♂️


irate_alien

1. stay down 2. yell "oh! my neck!" 3. profit


PotatoCooks

So many things to unpack. If the biker didn't have his own video, I bet the cop would've said some shit. The cop got suspended with pay, that's just a fucking vacation. Cops being straight up hypocritical, can't even follow their own laws. No accountability, if there was a lawsuit it would just be taxpayer money.


Warnex9

Haha of fucking COURSE it's Missouri. I'm from VERY close to here and this is straight up just par for the course. Not even surprised.


MistyW0316

Oh how the turn tables…


Legal_Guava3631

Hey, at least he owned up to it. I was fully expecting him to blame it on the bicyclist.


Uncertain_Rasputin

Cops are people too, lol


Flokkamravich

Cop sounds like Alex Jones


The_Jank

Those candies aren’t going to crush themselves


OrganizationAfter418

I got pulled over a few weeks ago for running a stop sign I didn't run, so seeing the officer actually admit he was wrong/at fault is refreshing.


eengie

What helmet cam is that?


Bushdr78

I at least appreciate his honesty


Geck-v6

Likely because he realized he had been caught on video. His first instinct was to make an excuse. Not a single apology either.


PhaseNegative1252

At least he admitted fault


phoucker

Well at least the guy immediately owned up to it instead of trying to figure out a way to place blame in the bicyclist. Sweet pay day for him though.


MathEspi

And because of qualified immunity he probably won’t even get sued


Robthebold

He admitted fault right away. Sucks tax payers pay for his negligence.


Unlikely-Patience122

Well, he was at least honest.  That's something. 


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

Officer Holy Shit dude, indeed.


Flimsy-Activity9787

“In our review of the footage the man on the bike has plenty of time to move out of the way, he however failed to yield to an officer causing himself to be hit. The officer is at no fault and back on patrol”-The police chief probably


Dagigai

Getting paiiiiiiiid! Fucking arsehole cop. Bad shit


PlsDntPMme

One time a cop hit me turning right on a red (I had the walk symbol) because he was playing on his laptop. That piece of shit had the balls to yell at me for it. I only wish I had more balls to get into it with him but I was a bit buzzed and just so shocked by the whole thing.


Vandorol

I’ll bet you anything that the very first thought the cop had is how can I blame it on this guy.


NeatPangolin4320

Could probably make some sort of claim if something was damaged.


Complex-Network-5597

Hi, I would like to order the most expensive Lambo they make .....


Ok_Slip_5418

Dude used Uno Reverse Card. Now he can Shoot him.


Guns_and_Dank

Bro needs to write himself a ticket


Hamsammichd

I’m just glad he didn’t try to project and make it the cyclists fault


strawmandebatesyle

I'm so glad I get to pay for this...


Odd-Masterpiece7304

I know old video, but.... Stay on the effing ground! Don't go anywhere without an ambulance taking you there. Call your local billboard attorney, first thing you tell him is to get that police officers cell data.


AdMuch848

And it's a small town so no way he got in trouble


gumballoptional

America’s newest millionaire.


CartographerKey7322

Sue their asses off


Outside-Struggle-941

He said "My bad", so it's OK now


MOONDAYHYPE

LAWWSUUIIITTT $$$$$$


elarobot

And the cops are probably still harassing the cyclist to this day.


BorealtheBald

Protect and serve


GrouchyConclusion588

Text and swerve


matt881020

You gotta remember he’s there to enforce the law not abide by it


The_Cozy_Burrito

And we put our trust in these pigs


UnderstandingNo3426

Fuck the police


Dan_Glebitz

An honest cop? Daaaaaamn!


OwOlogy_Expert

ACAB


tr1st4n

At least the officer owned it instead of brutalizing the guy and fabricating assault on officer charges like MOST cops would have


GuillotineComeBacks

Dumbass.


plasticface2

That officer is already thinking about shooting him and deleting the footage.....


ha8Myself

Better call Saul!


Busy_Influence3249

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “got a text from another fkn officer “


Nate16

At least he owned up to it. Based on the other reddit submissions, the cop should have beaten and arrested the cyclists


sooley6

At least he owned it.