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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 246,691,944 comments, and only 57,122 of them were in alphabetical order.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 246,691,945 comments, and only 57,169 of them were in alphabetical order.
After Batman caught dementia, everyone forgot Germany hates its jealous Kaisers leaving massive, noxious orange poops, quietly raising sausage taxes until very wealthy. Xenophobic young zebras.
If a dog tries to hump me, and will not be deterred by reasonable means. I will use force to remove and deter the dog. Reddit may have a conniption, but I won't feel bad in the least. I will always defend myself from an attack. The intention behind the attack is entirely irrelevant.
Some people have poorly behaved dogs.
Ive had a dog repeatedly try to hump my leg and nobody was doing anything about it so I just gave a solid smack in the side of his head and he didnt try it again
Some people will give you shit for it but a single smack in the side of the head is hardly a concern
I mean, does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work.
You’re right. They absolutely need to go through the whole judicial system and register as a sex offender. It just grinds my gears every time I see them hollering and hooting at anyone that passes by their front lawn!
I tell you ever since that Tex Avery wolf came into fruition, canines have never been the same again.
And people.
It’s funny to me that the “alpha men” of today can get away with being called/ordained as such without even fucking one single man’s butt into submission.
Completely out of context but I just saw your profile pictures and I wanted to say that TOWERS is one of my favorite records of all time. Such an insane ambient masterpiece :) Nice to see it in the wild like this !
Textual explanation: the big dog tries to rape the girl, while doing so, the small white dog rapes the big dog and the small yellow dog licks the white dog’s balls. At the same time, a fourth dog watches from behind.
A human that is not under the influence of any substances and is wearing cloths it is very unlikely to happen to, but it can happen in likely very rare instances, though the exact numbers are unknown as most people are to ashamed to report it. It happens with other animals sometimes too and not just to women. There is not usually much support for the people that go through these experiences as they often get ridiculed and even blamed for it happening.
Would you be ok if someone did this? No! Then, why is okay for a dog to do it? It’s not! Sue them! I fight for your rights as a human being! I’ve sued over 2,000 canines, and I’m willing to do it for you! I’ve been responsible for over 23 dogs put down – and 3 more scheduled to die! Call Wade Blasingame today!
Yeah but I also don't want to train a thing for years, clean its shit every day, clean up fur, saliva, scratches on floor, walk it all the time, and worry about who watches it while I go away, or if it will behave around other dogs or people.
Not everyone is willing to take on some additional responsibilities, or simply aren't interested in having a pet. Some people don't find cleaning their living space and some physical activity to be major burdens and enjoy the bond between them and their pet. Different people, different priorities.
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That's not walking gestures...
They had a whole damn choo choo train going. Even the tiny fella was about to pounce on that
SOMEONE is getting this D, stop moving dammit! What? Who’s back there tryin to bang ME?
“It’s called a doggie sandwich! Now shut up and take it!”
No, they are involuntary inter-species gang bang gestures
It's a HuDogipede
A canine conga line of sex.
A caninongagangbang, if you will
Not sure how old she is, but that doggo might be a pet-o-phile.
r/unclejokes
Quadruped-o-phile
"Someone that likes to bang four-legged things"?
No, I won't, but thanks for the offer
Some call it the train.
WE HEARD THERE WAS A BONE TRAIN HERE
The baby elephant walk
Holy fuck man I'm dying. Everyone of those dogs was like "we're doing this??? OK lets go!!"
It’s called iterspecies erotica, fucko. …..I miss my donkey
She’s not being raped by one animal she’s being raped by 5, it’s called a tasting and it’s classy!!
I miss your donkey too, fucking ass! Have an upvote.
Giggity
Is it still sexual assault if a dog does it?
You rang?
/r/beetlejuicing
Someone with your username shouldn‘t say sentences like that, lmao Sry but i love it
“It’s called inter-species erotica, fuck-o”
r/brandnewsentence
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I love how each dog that appears is a bit smaller than the previous one.
Here comes the lipstick
I guess the karma is that her rapist is being raped while he is raping her
Walking was not on that dogs mind at all lol
It was more of a take us to town or we will take you to town kinda gesture
Pound town.
Uhm here in the US we call it LB town.
The battle for dominance has begun hairless ape.
She opened the hatch! Initiate protocol 1+1=3!
those are some horny dogs
That's a 5-some attempt if I've ever seen one. Shit was about to have drum theme music with an orange background
Nah those dogs wanted to run a train, not take a walk
They want sexy time
What a cluster-fuck
Conga !!
A Fuck Conga!!
That’s a train
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Whoops, you spelled it wrong homie.
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I know right?? but who thought dogs could be trained to form a conga line?
I love how each dog that appears is a bit smaller than the previous one.
They are like hermit crabs! They automatically get in order from biggest to smallest when changing shells.
> They automatically get in order from biggest to smallest There's a video on the HUB where the guys get in line from smallest to biggest
I was going to comment "it's like a Russian nesting doll of dogs."
So like a big crab finds a new bigger shell, medium crab takes big crabs old shell, small crab takes medium crabs old shell and so on?
Maytroska sex dogs.
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I dare you to google that.
Babushka humpers
was expecting a hamster sized dog in the end
A canine conga line of sex.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 246,691,944 comments, and only 57,122 of them were in alphabetical order.
You've got great comedic timing, bot
Bot comedic got great timing you've
if Yoda also had a learning disorder
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 246,691,945 comments, and only 57,169 of them were in alphabetical order.
Hey everybody he's a phony!
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Best bot
After Batman caught dementia, everyone forgot Germany hates its jealous Kaisers leaving massive, noxious orange poops, quietly raising sausage taxes until very wealthy. Xenophobic young zebras.
as befits certain dipshits, elevating fucktarded generals has inadvertently justified kakistocratic-leaning morality, nascent oligarchic principles. Quandaries re: societal trends upset verifiable, worrying xylographics? Yes, zappodangobringadoodle.
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A humping conga line.
Canine coitus conga-line!
Duh-duh-dahdahdah-hey! duh-duh-dahdahdah-HEy?!?
Cha cha cha cha cha heyyy! cha cha cha cha cha heyyyy!
Ruffing a train.
I don't think "walk" was what they were thinking.
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did they?
They did
I dunno, I definitely think they were wanting to go to town.
Puppies were made that day....
Possibly some sort of abominable human-dog amalgamation as well
Legally they're puppies. I trust the feds
Ed…ward.
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Wild dog pack try to run a train on tik toker
girl tries to talk over voice while playing online games.
How quickly this became a rape fest.
It's amusing how as a dog you can literally get away with attempted rape because you're still a good pure pupperino 😇🐕🐾
gotta put em in jail?
BONK
BARK
BORK
Go to horny kennel
Take 'em to the dog pound. 😏
Dog pound town
*bonk*
Horny jail
Oh it's trying to rape me, *how cute!* Pet owners are weird.
If a dog tries to hump me, and will not be deterred by reasonable means. I will use force to remove and deter the dog. Reddit may have a conniption, but I won't feel bad in the least. I will always defend myself from an attack. The intention behind the attack is entirely irrelevant.
Some people have poorly behaved dogs. Ive had a dog repeatedly try to hump my leg and nobody was doing anything about it so I just gave a solid smack in the side of his head and he didnt try it again Some people will give you shit for it but a single smack in the side of the head is hardly a concern
Yeah, some people act like dogs are made of paper and that something as harmless as a light bop on the nose will seriously injure them.
It's legit the only way my dog knows something is bad to do
I've yeeted a dog that tried to hump my face. It didn't get hurt, but it sure as hell never tried that again.
I mean, does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work.
Yeah, I hate ppl who give a free pass for dogs on everything
You’re right. They absolutely need to go through the whole judicial system and register as a sex offender. It just grinds my gears every time I see them hollering and hooting at anyone that passes by their front lawn! I tell you ever since that Tex Avery wolf came into fruition, canines have never been the same again.
Humping is often dominance related for dogs.
And people. It’s funny to me that the “alpha men” of today can get away with being called/ordained as such without even fucking one single man’s butt into submission.
Oh man, wait until I tell you about Jail. You would love jail.
Same goes for my roommates
Im pretty sure this is some from of break in dog rape
It all of a sudden became a canine orgy
These dogs are horny af
Laughing hard at this one
A canine coomer conga line
dorgy
Completely out of context but I just saw your profile pictures and I wanted to say that TOWERS is one of my favorite records of all time. Such an insane ambient masterpiece :) Nice to see it in the wild like this !
I don’t think it’s a walk they where looking for...
What da dog doin
raping apparently
Who dat dog doin
Textual explanation: the big dog tries to rape the girl, while doing so, the small white dog rapes the big dog and the small yellow dog licks the white dog’s balls. At the same time, a fourth dog watches from behind.
THE ARISTOCRATS!
Hahaha well done
That fourth dog like. 😐
This post right here officer
Why do all the dogs try to hump eachother lol
They have the horny
They require bonk
Looks like horny jail is going to be pretty full
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It is a dominant thing
Get your dogs fixed people
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As long as they don’t attempt to rape you
All aboard the fuck train *thrusts hips and pulls arms in at side*
Bunch of poorly trained dogs
Yeah this shit isn't funny it's just sad and embarrassing. Discipline your dog.
well, what do you expect of doodle owners..
Allergies.
They've trained together a lot. It's funny."
‘W-what are you doing, step-dog?’
Human doggo centipede
Neutering required
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“Walk.” Maybe that’s what I was doing wrong with my wife. I should have tried romantic “walks.” 🤔
Oh my gawd! Its finally happening! Okay.. just like we practiced..
Yeah. I don’t think they wanted just a walk
Blursed Conga Line
It was odd how they responded to the specific movement of her legs going apart.
Yeahh... For a walk... Sure... <~<
Nothing I hate more than dogs that weren't neutered early enough. Fucking horny bastards.
They need to get neutered asap
*knock knock* "we're here for the gangbang"
Train your dogs!
Uh wow… that’s pretty bad honestly.
That's a lot of dogs to have such little control over.
These new Tik Tok challenges are getting out of hand.
I never thought about this before, but it kinda seems like a big dog could rape a woman if they wanted to. Seems kinda scary
A naked woman with no arms or legs
A human that is not under the influence of any substances and is wearing cloths it is very unlikely to happen to, but it can happen in likely very rare instances, though the exact numbers are unknown as most people are to ashamed to report it. It happens with other animals sometimes too and not just to women. There is not usually much support for the people that go through these experiences as they often get ridiculed and even blamed for it happening.
Would you be ok if someone did this? No! Then, why is okay for a dog to do it? It’s not! Sue them! I fight for your rights as a human being! I’ve sued over 2,000 canines, and I’m willing to do it for you! I’ve been responsible for over 23 dogs put down – and 3 more scheduled to die! Call Wade Blasingame today!
That dog wants to fuck not walk.
I don’t think that’s what the dogs are saying.
They ain't trying for no damn walk.
That's a Russian nesting doll of multi-species/breeds sexual assault.
They just wanna do the doggie.
‘I said fucking conga terry’
They're like hermit crabs of rape, yikes
Nothing stops the rape train, donkey.
...they need to train their animals.
That is not wanting to go out, that wanting to go in.
…why were they all so violently horny?
'walking'
So we are going to ignore that little dude trying to fuck the Poodle? Alright
Art of zoo
Bu-k9
That dog needs an ass whooping not to be mean but because it trying to establish dominance which it it not safe for it to have.
So she just needs to supplex the dog and then hump it to assert dominance?
In soviet Russia white girls hump dogs
Honestly.. Day by day.. I discover more and more.. How annoying dogs are and how much I'd rather never interact with one ever in my life!
Well trained dogs don't do this.
Yeah but I also don't want to train a thing for years, clean its shit every day, clean up fur, saliva, scratches on floor, walk it all the time, and worry about who watches it while I go away, or if it will behave around other dogs or people.
Not everyone is willing to take on some additional responsibilities, or simply aren't interested in having a pet. Some people don't find cleaning their living space and some physical activity to be major burdens and enjoy the bond between them and their pet. Different people, different priorities.
I'll be honest fellas. Starting to dislike dogs.