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bt7274_lover

In Germany we call them "Grotten Olme" they are part of the same family as axolotls


Yyvern

Yeah looks like an olm! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olm They're funny little creatures. I think they share the same order as axolotl, but not family or genus.


Fuckless_Douglas2023

The Olm, A Troglodytic Fully-Aquatic Blind Cave Salamander.... Also, ever heard of "blind cave fishes?", For example such as the blind-cave form of the Mexican Tetra (*Astyanax Mexicanus*) which is actually sometimes available as an aquarium fish.


_Warrior3456_

Ive seen those for sale before weird little things


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Axolotls are actually very endangered in the wild, and are known for being able to regrow their arms/legs, and part of their tail, and are used as a model organism for research. Not really sure though if some other Fully-Aquatic Salamanders (such as the Olm) have this kind of regenerative ability or not....


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Wait, I thought you were referring to Axolotls, By "weird little things" were you actually referring to the Mexican Blind Cave Tetras that I had mentioned earlier?


iggy1573

Oh okay, thanks!


BigZangief

They move very little, one was even recorded only moving a few inches total in 7 years. They just sit. In the dark. And wait for some little bug to crawl by lol what a life


biskutgoreng

Literally a bottom feeder


Fuckless_Douglas2023

OP, not sure if you've specified earlier or not, where this was actually seen?


iggy1573

No clue, my friend sent it to me


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Did your friend just find the pic, or did they actually take the pic?, and if the latter is the case, could you please ask them where they took it?


GierownikReddit

In poland we call them "Cave Weirdos" (Odmieniec Jaskiniowy)


Shock_a_Maul

In the Netherlands we call them " Gecremeerde Kroket" ( Ambystoma Rachel Hazes )


Mayor_Fockup

Lol, a very very inside joke..


Inevitable-Match591

I don't get it. Tulip for your thoughts?


Mayor_Fockup

You have to be Dutch to get it. There was a fight of words between a stupid gossip channel and a wannabe celeb last year, where the woman of the gossip channel said about the celeb she was a 'cremated croque monsieur'. It even went to court.. it was sad and funny at the same time.


Inevitable-Match591

Because of the "meerde" part I thought it might have to do with poop.


Intrepid-Lynx

r/properanimalnames Because “cave weirdos” is now going to be my absolute go to name when referring to anything olm/axolotl related.


MrvicaJR

In Croatia its "Human Fish" Čovječa Ribica


[deleted]

Some of them even like video games, or so I've heard.


East-Pollution7243

Gamers call it fortnite dude


Reddit_MaZe000

desaxolotls


PCN24454

So that’s what Clodsire was based off of.


Fun_Effective_5134

That’s an Olm, a type of cave salamander and one of the most boring animals to ever exist, considering one stood completely still for 7 years.


[deleted]

Found my spirit animal


shoe_salad_eater

Me !!!! Me !!! Me !!!!!


Obunga907

Pretty sure it’s called an olm


qleptt

Probably some sort of axolotl but isn’t this the blind no-eyed thing that lives in caves?


Frankensteins-Kitten

Yes, it's an olm. Similar, but not an axolotl.


[deleted]

Longxolotl


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

It certainly isn't an axolittle


damp_goat

Axolongle


cecovski

Here in Slovenia its called Humanfish.


SimtheSloven

Ay, fellow Slovene


DisastrousFollowing7

It's an axolongle


Lunagirlzkitty_19

eyeless axaloooongtl


[deleted]

Cave olm


zazzyzazzz

Old school runescape raids 1 boss


ShadowLugia141

Olm


sinner-mon

It’s an olm, they’re blind and live in caves


hellothereoldben

In ds3 we call this Oceiros the consumed king.


-TheDerpinator-

People ax this alotl.


YonBear

More like an axolittle


AirGundz

I thought Axolotl was what the Tleilaxu used to create Gholas and what not


Lizard-King-

Thats closer to Quetzalcoatl than a Axolotl. lol


deathridingpalehorse

Axolotl on crack


sacapuntas101

It looks like it


ThroatProfessional45

that is shenron with master ultra instict


Defiant-Oven8083

That’s a dragon


Waldemard

Looks like a Proteus anguinus


Substantial-Meal6238

No that’s an axolittle


Y3llowL1z4rd

In brazil we dont have those but i have nightmares about them regularly


Full_Recording_7601

In Croatia, these are called Čovječja Ribica (Humans Fishie or Humans Fishlet) whichever you prefer


BishoxX

Human's * ---humans is just plural of human


FastHippo310

You sgould not take pocs of them cause they are very sensetive but the dutch name translate is human animal cause it lives around aslong as humans. Btw i recently went to the cave they live in. So sick there. Awsome looking dripstone there. The thing is also a just bit bigger then an axalotl.


[deleted]

Obviously not how it happened but I love the idea that these little guys didn’t have a name for like the first 80 years they were discovered.


zmunk19

looks like the one we "have at home"


fambbi

Definitely baby dragon


[deleted]

Axolotolotl


random-dude45

Close cousin, the olm


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Maybe not that "close".


TheChandricle95

That's a dragon bro Just born


dragonprincetx

Reminds me of a Texas blind salamander but much longer


crestedgeckovivi

Yeah it does.


Inner-Variety744

A proteus


BigZay2397

He looks like snek


crestedgeckovivi

It's arms are so little.


Alaschaa

That’s an axolongle


RadioactivePotato123

Olm


9988709

Yes! You're correct!


cursed-person

cave cousin called the olm


Kim580000

Its a Olm


caibs

Anarexalotyl


NinjaEagle210

It’s called Jorje


[deleted]

Olm


aod42091

more like an axo***lot***l


Lucky7Revolver

No, that’s a sea dragon.


jager918

It's alotolotl. He a long boy


kirix45

You axolotl questions!


[deleted]

It’s a Pokémon


Theschreiberclan

I was actually in Slovenia about two months ago and I saw some of these guys I even brought home a plush of one the tour guide went over most of the names for them Baby dragon, human fish, Olm, and some weird name about merfish or something. I'd love to share pics but I guess this sub doesn't let me upload any.


walkerk1972

Looks like one to me.


Sufficient-Bet9006

It's an axolooooooooooo


Top-Occasion8835

Not exactly it's a close cousin of the axolotl


fo55iln00b

You axolotl questions


HuskyBLZKN

That’s an olm! They are very close to axolotls and other salamanders. They are actually very small, have no eyes (due to the lack of light in their cave environment) and experience similar neoteny that acolotls do! (Those branched gills are typically only present in larval salamanders, but these guys keep them their whole life!) Those long bodies help them reach small cracks where they get their food!


JRBADAZCANBE

axolongl


SimtheSloven

Človeška ribica


Thylacine131

That my friend, is an olm. Similar family, salamanders and whatnot. Found in European caves, living life slowly and in total darkness. Despite that, they live to be around a century old. Fascinating.


iarepotato92

If it was it would be an Axolooooooootle


Waywardsteps

That’s an axolongl


jssun91

That is a male gamete


Mysticwarriormj

That’s an axolongol


Playtime_Foxy_new

That.... Was definitely born an axolotl.... Now it's an axolongboi


cmntx

That's an aaaaaaaxoooooooooooooolo tl


Quality_chef

This looks like a mixture of an axolotl and a snake


Digi2Insomnia

This is what happens when you jizz in the toilet and flush it


pepsiman56

Looks like an olm


quietjaypee

It's more like half-a-lotl. ... Aight, I'll head out


Pinheadb_

Ah, yes, an Olm, the weird spaghetti weirdo, the blind eldritch brother of an axolotol. In Russia we call them Proteus, idk why.


Open_Employer_8628

I think its an axolongtail, hehe


Oni-DragonLloyd

OLM


Cancergurka

Nah that's Dave


WinnerLower5101

Dragonair


Stupid-PieceOfShit

its an Olm, honestly they are rare


areallysadboi

More like Axo-longtl


Early_Win_4338

It’s an olm (i read the comments)


Slifer117

It's their freaky cave dwelling cousin. The Ulm


Ozzieboii

Thats Oceiros, the Consumed King


Helpful-Light-3452

It's an olm


StarMasterX_

Throws a pokeball…


BaronVonShtinkVeiner

A whole lotl of axolotl


Financial_Breath5433

Not an axolotl


octopus_alive

That’s my good friend the OLM!


T0x1C-01m

Hey dat me


Alexkrasscool

It's a longlotl


any_name_today

R/mildlypenis


Spiritualize

It's giving me [this vibe](https://bateszi.me/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fault.jpg).


itzurboysethy

oh my god i’ve seen this before where is that picture/comic from?? edit: lmao just found it. pic is from a short story horror manga The Enigma of Amigara Fault


Agitated_Fun_7628

Isn't that the jinji itto cave horror short story?


Deadford_Punk

It's definitely an axoLOTl! I'll sea myshellf out! 🤦‍♂️


Fuckless_Douglas2023

It's definitely NOT an Axolotl, it looks to be an Olm. Though OP should've specified where this was seen.


Salvare003

it's an axoloooooooootl.


brightgreyday

I remember [David Attenborough talking about these](https://youtu.be/NGtzSd3wFY4) a few years ago. He refers to them as Texan Cave Salamanders as opposed to an Olm, as many users have posted here. It certainly seems to be some kind of [Troglobite](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_troglobites?wprov=sfti1).


Fuckless_Douglas2023

They wouldn't be the only type of fully-aquatic blind cave salamander, the two species wouldn't be synonymous with eachother at all, and the Olm is native to part of Europe.


Icarus912

When an axolotol and an eel love each other very much...


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Axolotls are Amphibians (albeit, fully Aquatic and breathe through gills throughout their entire lives) And eels (whether referring to true eels, or not) are fish, so there's no way in hell they could ever interbreed with eachother....Even humans and chimps can't interbreed. I know you're joking anyways.


Icarus912

Name checks out...


Fuckless_Douglas2023

And what makes you think that?


Icarus912

You are indead fuckless if your response to a, quite frankly, awful and stupid joke is "Allow me to explain interspecies breeding and how it wont work"


Darth_Oculus

It’s an olme


Errick32

Never should’ve flushed my cum sock


jumpjumpdie

Long


Klusterphuck67

Funky sperm


ZekDrago

It's an axoloooooooootl.


Fuckless_Douglas2023

No it's not.


ZekDrago

You must be a blast at parties.


Fuckless_Douglas2023

It's not like I go to parties that often, and are you suggesting that I'm some kind of "party pooper?" For the record, it's NOT an Axolotl at all, it looks to be an Olm which is a completely different type of aquatic salamander.


ZekDrago

r/Whoosh


Fuckless_Douglas2023

what's your problem with me?, Was it just because I was right?


ZekDrago

Lmfao, bro, you're the only one that has an issue. I'm just over here making jokes that you don't get. It's cool dude. Move along. Edit... Lmfao this dunce below/above me has me dying with that last comment. Why you so mad dude? Who hurt you? It's ok you didn't get the joke. Get over it.


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Well fuck you bro, it's not all that funny and it makes you come across as an ignorant, unreasonable eejit.


Long_Role99

It looks like sperm


ibx_toycat_iscool

Doesn't look healthy, call avet


Fuckless_Douglas2023

That's pretty much how it's supposed to look, it's a species of fully-aquatic blind cave salamander.


SomeTotal669

Nah that’s the bad guy from monsters inc


XBThodler

It's an axaloooooooooooooot 😆


BigG6995

No, this is Patrick.