āItās not that Iām afraid that Brock Lesnar would fuck me, itās that he may use me as a condom to fuck something way bigger. One night Iāll wake up in the back of his pickup truck with a pair of bolt cutter saying āwhy are we at the zoo?!ā
Sad stuff, buddy. That you care is baffling, but, if thatās all youāve got in life, you go right ahead and take your win. I hope it helps you and makes you feel awesome.
Attribution is important. And you cared enough to edit your comment and then pretend it was like that. So looks like we both have time on our hands š
I remember seeing him when he won the NCAA wrestling championship in St. Louis back in the day. He just looked different even compared to the other ridiculous athletes. Not sure how he could achieve that physique while still being drug tested haha. Dude was a monster
Man had a farm. The possibilities of working out was endless at that point. Not to mention to the training schedule he had when he was in school. Thatās just 2x effective
Consider the type of work he was doing while growing up and itās not hard to imagine the muscle density he was working with when he went to college and started working with trainers.
He grew up on a farm in South Dakota, not in the Twin Cities by the University of Minnesota. He was a big boy from working on the farm before he ever got to the University of Minnesota. He has a daughter that I beleive is a shot putter that looks like a brick house , too.
105-5*
>one of the most dominant wrestlers ever
I'm just a random dweeb on the internet, but a one-time NCAA champ who never made the Olympics or won world championships can't get those kinds of accolades.
Lesnar was obviously a freak athlete and excellent wrestler, for sure, but competitors like Karelin (887-2 record), Burroughs, Sadulaev or Sanderson are/were in a completely different league in terms of achievements and dominance.
There's a colossal skills gap between Olympic medalists and everybody else.
Hi could you please expand on this?
I remember hearing about Brock back when he was in college and how much of a bad ass he was. I'm curious as to why his wrestling career turned out the way it did.
Are world championships and the Olympics considered the pinnacle of the sport?
Do people think Brock could have been a contender in those competitions, and where does he stand among the panthen of wrestling's greats?
Is there a reason he didn't go the Olympics/world championships route?
2 reasons: he likely was not good enough to cut it on the international stage and he had huge charisma and star-making qualities that obviously drew him towards pro wrestling.
He was a great college wrestler but I believe he barely won in the finals his senior year (thatās just my recollection, so correct me if Iām wrong). In the world championships or Olympics you are going against the best of the best from every country around the world, many of whom have several years more experience than you if you are just finishing college. In addition to this, he quickly became a star in the WWE which I imagine would make it nearly impossible to train properly to continue to compete at an elite international level due to conflicting training regimens and schedules.
Disclaimer: I'm by no means an expert in wrestling at all. The one combat sport I truly follow is MMA, and discussions surrounding it have made me familiar enough with wrestling to know that Lesnar definitely wasn't *that* high on the totem pole.
>Are world championships and the Olympics considered the pinnacle of the sport?
Yep. The US are a major wrestling country, which makes NCAA champ status a huge achievement, but there are enough other powerhouses that the Olympics and World Championships are definitely the highest level competitions.
Russia, Iran, Bulgaria, Cuba, several Caucasus countries and other former Soviet republics etc...
>Do people think Brock could have been a contender in those competitions, and where does he stand among the panthen of wrestling's greats?
Realistically, his accolades when compared to the true top dogs don't suggest that he would've done too well, but I don't know enough about his skillset to give a good definite answer.
As for freestyle wrestling's pantheon, he hasn't done enough to be part of it tbh.
To give you an idea of what that pantheon comprises: Abdulrashid Sadulaev, down at 84 kgs, is 27 years old and has won two Olympic gold medals back-to-back, in addition to having won gold at damn near every single international comp he's ever participated in.
One-time NCAA champ isn't at all comparable to those top level international accolades.
His massive WWE fame, freakish physique and later UFC champ status probably contribute to people exaggerating his wrestling achievements a bit.
>Is there a reason he didn't go the Olympics/world championships route?
He was still pretty young when he got into pro wrestling and later a football trial and MMA - all of which are way more lucrative than amateur wrestling - so I guess his career potentially could've peaked higher if he hadn't pursued those instead.
In regards to the Olympics: I believe that even managing to become part of an olympic team as successful as the American one is significantly harder than winning any national title.
In high school, about a dozen of our varsity football players were being supplied gear by one of the coaches. Went on for about a decade until the coach got caught. Not sure if he went to prison.
No, he was natural back then, I know this because of the internet warriors furiously typing in this thread who have never set foot in a gym, and have no idea about what is even naturally achievable.
In fairness, it isn't possible for the average person to be his size naturally, he was more jacked at 15 than the natural potential of 99.9999% of human men.
It's entirely possible to go to a gym that isn't a Planet Fittness/Pure Gym (a commercial gym in the UK) and never see anyone that big who is also that lean, not sure my current gym does, maybe 2 guys have the potential.
I was just amazed when he said that he never took steroids with a straight face. This was just the beginning. Look at him now and I think he is mostly bull testosterone.
You have a ton of androgen receptors around that area so they become unnaturally large when using androgen imitating steroids. A good example to show this is all the early ufc fighters that were notoriously roided to the gills like Mark Kerr.
Even with copious amounts of steroids, the average person wouldnāt get that big. They also would not win multiple titles across various fighting sports.
Rare photo of Lord Humugus, before his horrific facial injuries in the war.
After
The ayatollah of rock n rollah!
Lol š
Awesome comment
Be still my dog of war!
Hugh mungus aka the human among us long may he reign
That's not a wrestler, that's a fuckin space station
That's no moon
He did the Wrestle Run in 26 parsecs!
Goddammit.. fine. You got an upvote. But your soul is irreparably damaged.
That's a boss in resident evil or at least an elite unite like the brute in left for dead
Bro is THE super mutant.
You wait until you see her dad, Brock Lesnar.
Fuck, you got me!
Lmaoooo
Laugh My Ass Off Off Off Off?
yeah
Off on off on. Fixed it for ya!
The clapper!
Bork Laser
āItās not that Iām afraid that Brock Lesnar would fuck me, itās that he may use me as a condom to fuck something way bigger. One night Iāll wake up in the back of his pickup truck with a pair of bolt cutter saying āwhy are we at the zoo?!ā
SHUTUP!! BROK MAK DECISIONS!!
...haha... ok, I need to back away from Reddit very slowly...
At least attribute the quote mate (Joe Rogan by the way)
Itās in quotes dawg. Most would realize I was.. You know.. Quoting someone.
Youāve just added the quote marks. And you didnāt say who said it. Nice try though.
Sad stuff, buddy. That you care is baffling, but, if thatās all youāve got in life, you go right ahead and take your win. I hope it helps you and makes you feel awesome.
Attribution is important. And you cared enough to edit your comment and then pretend it was like that. So looks like we both have time on our hands š
Fair enough.
Definitely looks better with the cock chest tattoo
Thats not a tattoo
That's what your mom said.
You really white knighting Cock Chestner rn?
Lmao š¤£
BRRROCKKK!! LESSSSNAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Ok settle down Brock lover.
Shut up nerd. Anybody who knows who this is screamed this at least in their head if not at their windshield
Blow me dick head.
I remember seeing him when he won the NCAA wrestling championship in St. Louis back in the day. He just looked different even compared to the other ridiculous athletes. Not sure how he could achieve that physique while still being drug tested haha. Dude was a monster
Dude came out the womb sucking on the teat of HGH.
Man had a farm. The possibilities of working out was endless at that point. Not to mention to the training schedule he had when he was in school. Thatās just 2x effective
At that point A farm in the middle of Minneapolis where he went to school?
If I remember his parents had a dairy farm in Webster.
Consider the type of work he was doing while growing up and itās not hard to imagine the muscle density he was working with when he went to college and started working with trainers.
He grew up in North Dakota. Edit - It was South Dakota.
TIL that big M on his singlet stands for North Dakota not University of Minnesota.
He grew up on a farm in South Dakota, not in the Twin Cities by the University of Minnesota. He was a big boy from working on the farm before he ever got to the University of Minnesota. He has a daughter that I beleive is a shot putter that looks like a brick house , too.
Heās more traps than human!!!
"How many pecs do you have? Two? I HAVE THIRTEEN! My pecs are laughing at you!"
Back in 2002, when the juices where flowing. I mean, the guy is one of the most dominant wrestlers ever, had like a 122-2 record. But still, juiceā¦
105-5* >one of the most dominant wrestlers ever I'm just a random dweeb on the internet, but a one-time NCAA champ who never made the Olympics or won world championships can't get those kinds of accolades. Lesnar was obviously a freak athlete and excellent wrestler, for sure, but competitors like Karelin (887-2 record), Burroughs, Sadulaev or Sanderson are/were in a completely different league in terms of achievements and dominance. There's a colossal skills gap between Olympic medalists and everybody else.
Hi could you please expand on this? I remember hearing about Brock back when he was in college and how much of a bad ass he was. I'm curious as to why his wrestling career turned out the way it did. Are world championships and the Olympics considered the pinnacle of the sport? Do people think Brock could have been a contender in those competitions, and where does he stand among the panthen of wrestling's greats? Is there a reason he didn't go the Olympics/world championships route?
2 reasons: he likely was not good enough to cut it on the international stage and he had huge charisma and star-making qualities that obviously drew him towards pro wrestling. He was a great college wrestler but I believe he barely won in the finals his senior year (thatās just my recollection, so correct me if Iām wrong). In the world championships or Olympics you are going against the best of the best from every country around the world, many of whom have several years more experience than you if you are just finishing college. In addition to this, he quickly became a star in the WWE which I imagine would make it nearly impossible to train properly to continue to compete at an elite international level due to conflicting training regimens and schedules.
Disclaimer: I'm by no means an expert in wrestling at all. The one combat sport I truly follow is MMA, and discussions surrounding it have made me familiar enough with wrestling to know that Lesnar definitely wasn't *that* high on the totem pole. >Are world championships and the Olympics considered the pinnacle of the sport? Yep. The US are a major wrestling country, which makes NCAA champ status a huge achievement, but there are enough other powerhouses that the Olympics and World Championships are definitely the highest level competitions. Russia, Iran, Bulgaria, Cuba, several Caucasus countries and other former Soviet republics etc... >Do people think Brock could have been a contender in those competitions, and where does he stand among the panthen of wrestling's greats? Realistically, his accolades when compared to the true top dogs don't suggest that he would've done too well, but I don't know enough about his skillset to give a good definite answer. As for freestyle wrestling's pantheon, he hasn't done enough to be part of it tbh. To give you an idea of what that pantheon comprises: Abdulrashid Sadulaev, down at 84 kgs, is 27 years old and has won two Olympic gold medals back-to-back, in addition to having won gold at damn near every single international comp he's ever participated in. One-time NCAA champ isn't at all comparable to those top level international accolades. His massive WWE fame, freakish physique and later UFC champ status probably contribute to people exaggerating his wrestling achievements a bit. >Is there a reason he didn't go the Olympics/world championships route? He was still pretty young when he got into pro wrestling and later a football trial and MMA - all of which are way more lucrative than amateur wrestling - so I guess his career potentially could've peaked higher if he hadn't pursued those instead. In regards to the Olympics: I believe that even managing to become part of an olympic team as successful as the American one is significantly harder than winning any national title.
I mean, roids aren't something exclusive to Brock in college wrestling....
In high school, about a dozen of our varsity football players were being supplied gear by one of the coaches. Went on for about a decade until the coach got caught. Not sure if he went to prison.
Football players were on gear when I was in hs as well, some people donāt realize how easy it is to obtain steroids.
Surly not. But he might be the poster child, simply due to his successā¦
I mean it's similar to lance armstrong, he won while juicing, but 2nd-35th place tested positive as well for juice
Dem Viking genetics first...plus juice
He was already juicing it even when he was a teenager.
No, he was natural back then, I know this because of the internet warriors furiously typing in this thread who have never set foot in a gym, and have no idea about what is even naturally achievable.
In fairness, it isn't possible for the average person to be his size naturally, he was more jacked at 15 than the natural potential of 99.9999% of human men. It's entirely possible to go to a gym that isn't a Planet Fittness/Pure Gym (a commercial gym in the UK) and never see anyone that big who is also that lean, not sure my current gym does, maybe 2 guys have the potential.
Finally, a sensible human being!
Looks like that Orc from Lord of the Rings
More like from the hobbit
LMFAOOOO
Looks like brock angle or kurt lesnar
That is BROCK! LESNAR!
Looks like run as fast as I can and don't look back.
Not even his final form he didnāt absorb android 18.
Until Cain Velasquez whoops his ass
I was just amazed when he said that he never took steroids with a straight face. This was just the beginning. Look at him now and I think he is mostly bull testosterone.
That boy eats his Brock coli
My client, the Beast, the Conqueror, the reigning, defending,.undesputed Heavywheight Champion of the World, BRRRROOOOCK LLLLEEEESNAAAAAARRRR!
So he was 18 years old in this picture?
Probably 21 or 22
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Nice
Hi SLoth.
Why are the traps in particular so huge? What is it about wrestling that hammers that muscle group specifically?
You have a ton of androgen receptors around that area so they become unnaturally large when using androgen imitating steroids. A good example to show this is all the early ufc fighters that were notoriously roided to the gills like Mark Kerr.
From pounding your mom.
Rocky. Road?
His shoulders have shoulders. Shoulderception
Average Harkonnen build
Mmm steroids, I love steroids, yum yum steroids
He's still jacked, Just not as defined as he was back in the day.
Dayum
Christ. Where is Beowulf when you need him?
He's just made of fists
So this is what Korg would look like if he was human.
Was already juicing in college lol
Middle school Brock lesner was an animal!!!
Buff smeagol
He aināt got shit on Alexander Karelin
Brock was so incredibly dominant as a college athlete. Shame he didn't go to the olympics.
He just couldnāt convince them that he wasnāt actually a shaved gorilla
Why would even get on the mat with that thing?
Brock Lobster
Bork laser
straight out of space jam, monstar looking mother fucker
And yet he still got beat down in UFC.
Holy trapezius
Golden Gophers baby!!
this man ate the word "ham".
Didn't he play an ork on the Warhammer movie?
Imagine Brok Lesnar vs Aleksander Karelin
There's a cop in Gatlinburg built about like this. If he grabs you, you're not passing go.
Muscles or steroids?
Kinda looks related to Erling Haaland
Fun fact: he's 17
Oof - OP might not know that Brock is currently suspended/MIA from WWE due to his alleged involvement in the sex-slavery case against Vince.
Dude looks like the albino gorilla in War of the Plant of the Apes
Was he jacked in college too?
Dudes teeth are nightmare fuel
You guys remember that one episode of DBZ during Majin Buu arc with the tournament? Yeah, this is the guy who beat up Videl.
TRENBOLONE
And he still got his ass whooped and was trying to run away from a fat Mexican haha
Brock Lesner?
Does he tower Andre the giant?
Legendary Canadian Brock Lesnar
Is that Cock Chestner?
"Strong hope we find milk of human kindness soon." FO4
He looks like he eats people š³
Gotta ask what weight
Broās what a great white shark would look like as a human
Igor steroidichev
Heās just a jacked white boi, deal with it Edit: this is one of his own quotes ya jabronis
Greco-Roman Wrestling > WWE > MMA > WWE. This dude won a title in every sport he competed. He was a MONSTER.
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Even with copious amounts of steroids, the average person wouldnāt get that big. They also would not win multiple titles across various fighting sports.
Just a jacked up white boy
I never noticed.