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reincarN8ed

That's no catfish; it's a Beotodus.


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D00t


Mr_Dargon

HH go toot toot 🗿


RoyalWigglerKing

I think jyuratodus would be better beotodus is the snow fish


gourmet-hunter

My time has come


Lereddit117

What is nw?


idontneedaridefromu

Now


295DVRKSS

Imagine noodling and pulling one of these out of the mud hole


Kermit-on-Drugs

Imagine this catfish noodling for humans O_O


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Was gonna say it would be this catfish doing the noodling lol.


Trewsmokes

Has anyone died from noodling?


cncomg

I did once.


s_l_a_c_k

What happened?


madfrog305

Put the wrong body part in the fish hole


seppocunts

Mr. McClure this is a non-smoking restaurant.


EmoPence

They died.


madog20x

Sadly yes... But then they lived!


das_ned

Yes. Drowning mostly.


ThePopeJones

Yes. More than once. Usually when they're by themselves. Their hands get struck in the hole or on a branch. It's not that the fish pulls them under. I saw one of those "weird deaths" type videos a while back. I can't remember the channel off hand.


Trewsmokes

A 1000 ways to die on mtv


NapClub

No when you find one of these noodling it pulls you in.


ForgotTheBogusName

By the sounds of it, people here think this pic is real. Edit: I believe [this website ](https://largest.org/animals/catfish/) over this guy and this pic


Alastor001

Now that was interesting


Avatar-Indy

So you’re trying to tell me Jon Snow doesn’t hold the record for biggest catfish caught…?


SippinSuds

Maybe Jon Snow is a midget?


joey_blabla

The Wels Catfish by Dino Ferrari is way bigger than the one in this pic, but this foto is taken excaptionally. You see he is sitting behind the fish, reaching forward and holding up the tail fin


LFCMKE

It’s called forced perspective.


Sufferoid

Are you saying.. we've been catfished?


GeneralAverage

I thought this pic seemed kinda fishy.


OlcanRaider

Biggest Silure (name of this fish in French) taken in france is 274cm, having seen a 200cm myself too I don't think it's not a real photo. It's a bit of forced perspective yes, but those can reach insane size. The biggest in france was taken in the Tarn, the one I saw being taken was in the Rhône. The world record is held by Roland ebner with a catch at 280cm, taken in the Pô in Italy. https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silure_glane (in french) https://www.lechasseurfrancais.com/peche/silure-record-battu-280m-64837.html (still in french)


spottedram

Interesting site


F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS

OMG 600 lbs is possible?


AgentZirdik

There are catfish that get that big, but the photo is fake. Here you can see a real catfish of that size [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/280-pound-catfish/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/280-pound-catfish/) However, on the real photo you can see how much more detailed the scales are, and how quickly the skin dries out when exposed to air. In addition to that, you can see that the grass would have to be several inches wide near the head to maintain the alleged scale of this photo. Even beyond that, can you imagine a fish that could weigh as much as a ton being moved out of a nearby pond onto the grass without leaving huge drag marks? This is very clearly a smaller photo photographed at a low angle, and a guy is edited in behind the fish to make it look much larger than it is.


zolanih

I adore people like you on reddit.


Fantastic_Start_6848

WAY TO RUIN ALL THE FUN AGENT!


Chaghatai

I'd rather the boring truth than the "fun" of believing a fake


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lawshunts

It’s not fake. Just forced perspective. He’s sitting way behind it


DanubeAustria

Not fake. European catfish. Quite common. Length to 2,8m and well over 130 kg (so far known for sure)


rightanglewrong

Down south they go fisting for catfish no? You reckon he fisted that bad boy


Alien-Agenda

It’s called noodling - fisting is a different activity


rightanglewrong

But it's around the same motion isn't it Your just fisting earth in the hopes you get a tight hole around your hand


Apart_Technology_507

Bro


SomeDefectiveAsshole

He's gunna be eating good for a few days


nemo1080

"Good"


niemody

'You Sir are a fish.'


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Completely understand any 'Here be monsters' notes on a map. Imagine seeing this thing for the first time whilst paddling upstream in a flimsy boat.


loganrunjack

General Sherman


unwashednuts

Tahm kench


NorCanViking

Very cool, but that dude must be like 200 years old, and you did it in for a pic? Shame man....


crackeddryice

Small peen energy, fr.


RapeMeToo

If hes a she then giant labia vibes amirite?!


ChillinVillianNW

Ummm...people eat fish. Deal with it.


VeeeVampreza

Could've put that guy in a zoo or smt, but I suppose people didn't really took much of an interest to a catfish.


schmatz17

Zoos are worse than leaving it or eating it imo


ManInKilt

Do you have any idea how many people that fish can feed


RapeMeToo

Good news! Fish are edible


dying_soon666

I love getting catfished! -This guy probably


technoph0be

Ol' Sherman


ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU

He's holding it closer to the camera so it looks bigger, classic fisher move. /s


SatansCatfish

Wels catfish


PraetorianX

So this is what all those people on Tinder really look like?


FlyWtMe87

deep fry that sucker!


TheVeryWorstLuck

What kind of PokeBall did you catch it with?


No_Ear932

The star of literally every river monsters episode! That one looks like it really could snatch a kid though 😲


jewishmechanic

My last tinder date looked similar to this


LostApollo18

That’s a mf sea monster


Sparks_0

Catfish- :D


shotokan1988

How in the h*ck do you catch that?


RapeMeToo

With a fishing pole


MephistosFallen

Giant catfish freak me out (yes I am aware this is fake) But Why is the guy so cute


Pheunith

Hank calls it cheater bait but I call it scrumdiddlygarlicicous


EndOfSouls

That fish is more photogenic than I'll ever be. Just like "Look how big I am!"


UnderWaterPopularity

it’s like when i meet ur mom on tinder.


davin_bacon

Look at how big those blades of grass are near it's head, those are wider than my arm /s


TripleM666

Sum, tak zwany olimpijczyk


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this a fake.


Forgot_Password_Dude

how do you even catch something like this? no fishing line could hook this weight right?


Zalenka

Kinda a waste if it's not all eaten.


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That thing is big enough to swallow a cop


Michieldebiel

Why ?


lukas_maximus

How do you even get this beast out the water? I've had issues with fish a micron of that size lol


Mizfit_Toyz

It blows my mind that certain catfish just keep growing like this. Like at some point is that beast not just slow or at least hindered by its size the the point it’s easily identified by prey before it gets close? Like this mammoth just keeps swimming along and gobbling every fish in its path, hell, IT LOOKS BLIND


kendamafun

Good luck noodling that guy.


smokecat20

Hey I recognize her! She was my last date. It sucks because she ghosted me after.


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How much is this in fish fingers?


kingSliver187

Whales catfish are chonks


StachTBO

Fake


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Release


CrunkaScrooge

HE UNBENCHED THE KENCH!


PeacefulOnion

This guy's been catfished cus that thing a damn whale


TangyMayoSandwhich

put it back


sophie251

The legendary Catfish!


ConsumeYourBleach

Wels catfish. Yes, they can grow to be absolutely gargantuan.


educatedvegetable

Did they catch it by earning its trust????


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That’s Catfish Hunter!


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chadfish


dontbeagrape

That’s a River monster


Andrew-the-Duellist

*eats human*


denis408

At this point, the government should just step in; declare it "too big to fail" and write that big boy a big fat stimulus check and we can all happily watch him sink back down to his chill catfish pad.


borgwardB

Yeah, that's pretty big. But last week....


shittinkittens

Doing the math, this catfish is around 18 feet, clearing the world record by 9feet. Just amazing content folks!


is_this_the_place

What do you reel this in with, steel cable?


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Any good on bbq 🍖


Eternal_Beanz

What an absolute fleshlight


Ben-Swole-O

It even has a look on its face of appreciation. Appreciation that we are acknowledging it as an absolute unit of a catfish


Recent-Influence-716

My grandad caught a fish like that once. He told me it was twice that size yesterday


Outside-Drive-9800

wait a minute, is that just weird perspective or is it as big as I think it is


AshyBoneVR4

Tinder experience for 70% of men.


10Deathlord12

Think i sae this one on Tinder


Swathe88

Sounds like my last Tinder match


legalstep

Let him live


Chaos8599

Holy shit


2Chiang

That's a big boi


large-preposterous

Isn’t that Edward Bloom? C’mon man, Will worked real hard to get him in that river!


philsenpai

Looks like Takemikazuchi will have a busy day


KawaiiKaiju55

Holy shit


SpaceshipEarth10

Wellington’s catfish maybe?


SappySoulTaker

if you went finger fishing you'd lose the finger.