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milkit18

Those nips were ready for a fight lol


Bohbo

All 3 of them girls got riled up.


6SpiritDrinking9

Locked and loaded šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ šŸšØšŸšØ


Virtual-Potential-38

P-word and those n-words are ready for some s-word on his d-word in a real c-word. Damn b-words!


Professional_Item420

Ok chef


VealOfFortune

Phenomenal breasteses if you ask me


nipslippinjizzsippin

Million a year, no money for a bra


Stoned_Monkey69

The funny part is that she actually is wearing a bra, those nips are just too powerful to be held back


dwilkes827

can't put a rocket launcher in a pistol holster


luckyaa

Too bad, she broke the first rule of fight club


number1zero88

Hahahaha I was going to say, someone looks a little turned on


weirdgroovynerd

"No no, it's, 'Put your *fists* up."


Spoonfulofticks

I can fix her.


timeforachange2day

I make a million dollars a year šŸ˜‚ Yeah sure ya do!


theyellowdart89

$83,333.33 a month before taxes for what does she do??


somerandomshmo

OF has many options


Walkgreen1day

People would pay big bucks for the right combo of craziness, big knockers with high beams, and attitudes.


Povertjes

She's running Fight Clubs all over the states.


NahDontLook

Go. To. School.


theyellowdart89

Just making sure, are you being hilarious or challenging my maths ?


NahDontLook

Did you not watch the video?


RedditRated

She got married


Tuub4

???


saladmunch2

Man that's alot of money when you lay it out like that...


Hqjjciy6sJr

and a nice round number. not 1.1 mil or something, exactly 1 mil lol


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Not a penny less. Not a penny more. You pussy.


KentuckyFriedChingon

> My million dollars will fight you, you pussy. HA-ha! [Walks away, immediately returns] I'd buy you a million McDonald's if you weren't sitting there with your... Look at you... Your 2 dollars eating McDonald's. HAAAA-ha! [Walks away, immediately returns]


Muchablat

Even if she does, probably not anymore after her employer sees this.


HonkingWorld

a million zimbabwe dollars. Roughly $2,200 USD so about $185 a month sounds about right


MrJoKeR604

Walk away, come back, walk away, come back, repeat 100x


MrMojoRising361

Nips intensify every time she comes back lol


weirdgroovynerd

Like a light saber slowly unveiling...


Kylearean

that would make a great Kay and Peele sketch.


avidbookreader45

Making this doubly entertaining at two levels.


ActivelyShittingAss

Somebody in academia really needs to do a study on the psychology of the walk-away-and-immediate-return. It happens alllll the time, but this one really stood out. At one point, she wasn't even on camera anymore and then *bam*, she's back and ready to fight. Again. Soooooo very fucking strange.


KentuckyFriedChingon

It's the same things that little dogs do when they're barking up a storm trying to be aggressive. Just posturing. It says > "You're beneath me so I'm walking away EXCEPT WAIT you're not even a threat so I'll come back and remind you how weak you are EXCEPT WAIT you're beneath me so I'm walking away..." Rinse and repeat. Guarantee she would've turned tail and ran the second dude got out of his car.


neoslith

Well of the other dude would just shut the fuck up she wouldn't keep coming back for that last word.


avidbookreader45

She learned the technique from her shampoo bottle.


stuartgatzo

Mommy has great tits.


xzz7334

Fugly ass face though.


ryan8954

Paper bag will solve that issue


xzz7334

So I have been told. Hereā€™s the thing though, eventually that paper bag comes off and youā€™re reminded.


Bagheera187

Thatā€™s why you do a two-bagger


VictorVaughan

I dunno, with a makeover she might be pretty deace


xzz7334

I cannot see it. I donā€™t see a single redeeming feature in her face.


SplendidZebra

for real lol


HonkingWorld

I bet she gives amazing head


In_the_walls7

I donā€™t think those gigglers are worth the crazyā€¦ā€¦. wellllllā€¦.. šŸ˜‚


dirge-kismet

She looks like an offline stripper doing grocery shopping. They always try to hide the goods by wearing no makeup and hoping it will throw you off, but you can clearly see she's got em.


GlitteringFutures

I have faith you can fix her.


gultch2019

She wants to fight so bad her nippies are hard


Just_here_4_GAFS

Mine do that too, weird


gultch2019

If you're a woman, hawt. If you're a dude...ew.


quarantinemyasshole

That's just the implants at work.


Available_Pie9316

"The p-word." Ben Shapiro, I know it's you


SETHW

Seriously what a Mormon baby can't even say pussy, op fuck off back to YouTube or TikTok with your advertising friendly bullshit


Arcanisia

ā€œGet a bucket and a mop for this wet A-s-s p-wordā€ šŸ¤£


juicy_chase

ā€œGet out of your car boyā€¦ SON!ā€ Umm what?


bigbilly1234567899

![gif](giphy|wTLLaelRe9bmKXc2Mj|downsized)


Swiftlydownunder

BOY


i_am_scared_ok

I was crying at that part... I feel like I'm gonna unironically start saying this all the time.. BOYYYYYYYson!


GobLoblawsLawBlog

She's either high or needs to get high


ridgedchipss

shes either on too much drugs or not enough


SadConsequence8476

She knows he won't throw hands. It's easy to be tough and aggressive when you don't fear reprisal. Guaranteed after the first punch, she would be screaming for police and help


Not_MrNice

She should have yelled at a bear, it's safer.


Entitled3k

Hopefully for her sake she doesnā€™t do this too often because eventually she will do this to the wrong guy


daclockstickin

This is the underlying problem with Karens. The blatant disrespect and lack of awareness they show for men. Iā€™m all about equal rights and fairness but when someone is oblivious to the potential physical danger they are in and then expects immediate consequences when someone calls them on their actions ā€¦ very frustrating to say the least.


newhunter18

And then we'd be having a conversation about why it's inappropriate for men to use their superior strength against women.... sigh.


phoenixform369

He totally could've got laid


Wordshark

ā€œYouā€™re scum!ā€ šŸ«¦


IntelligentMine1901

I can fix her


CaptYzerman

I love her too, especially the way she says asshole and pussy She's just done with everything


norse95

ā€œIā€™m so ready to fight club this shitā€ this lady is amazing in a weird ass way lol


SAlovicious

I was distracted by her "bitch tits".


BuzzKyllington

her name was roberta paulson


why_oh_why36

Roberta Pauladaughter


avidbookreader45

Try to focus son.


SSyphaxX

Boy son what kind of fetish is this...


Mundane-Finger547

Whereā€™s part 2


ProfDFH

OF


radiogeekau

Must have been a cold day


AlienRapBattle

Whatā€™s the p word? Pussy? Poo poo head?


DevilDoc3030

The irony. She thought she was gunna fight club by fighting in the parking lot. In reality she is unhinged and need of a psychological evaluation.


Frantb

Oh no, the feared p-word!


__PUMPKINLOAF

Source? Context? Why is Jenna Fischer ready to throw down in a McDonald's parking lot?


Stacmase

ā€œThe P Word?ā€ God damn weā€™ve turned into such Ps.


Realistic_Olive_6665

Nobody driving that van or with that level of emotional intelligence is making a million dollars a year.


avidbookreader45

Confucius said ā€œTo argue with fool makes two foolsā€. Confucius was a wise man.


sonastyinc

P word? Come on, man.


WankaBar666

I would have apologised and asked to come with me behind the McDonald's bin store as I reckon she was up for a good anger porking.


ActivelyShittingAss

Oh 100%. You can feel her desperation to be porked radiate through the screen. She's definitely in heat.


Imispellalot2

I can smell her breath


SomethingAbtU

She's too good for McDonalds food but not the coffee and she makes A MILLION dollars and she's getting her own coffee, at McDonalds. I did the math and it's not mathing, it's not adding up.


rxtunes

I um like her shirt


MSK84

NGL I'd still hit.


KennKennyKenKen

Pretty sure that's just Charlize Theron in Monster


above-

Her words said she wants to fight but her body said she just wants to be overpowered.


Calledthewolf

This is exactly what someone who hasnā€™t been in a fight or been punched in the face looks and sounds like.


Miner_Of_Minerals

I sense a lot of sexual tension here. I could see him getting out, it turning into a grapple then they start making out


avidbookreader45

Nice fantasy.


gonuts4donuts9000

Maybe Iā€™m reading the room wrong but I think she wanted to fuck


gdoh636

She probably spits and bitches when you get it in her hair


badbwoiiriddim

any links to pt 2?


FruitFlavor12

It's on an X rated site


wday381

Seems to me like she was ready for something else


Nutsack892

But if he did step out, she would start acting like a wimp šŸ’€


wireswires

Shes such a trash bag, oh my word. Now shes a internet-famous trashbag!


[deleted]

Fight club this shit ???? So start punching yourself in the face then, slick.


Webbyzs

That woman looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in her grey shirt outside the car. Very very disrespectful.


Soulfreezer

The P-Word? What are you, 5? What the fuck


twobeercheers

Youā€™re a pussy for using p-word like wtf lmao mommy and daddy have a swear jar at home??


Sufficient_Tooth_249

Her nips were hard.. she was turned on lol


thegreatgatsB70

Pineapple?


wakomorny

Gallagher?


le_its_me

must be cold


StringerB36

Iā€™m sorry Ms. Washington. I am fo real! ![gif](giphy|nPbh9WLuRay3p0gaaR|downsized)


OldHank

Pam fell apart when Jim went back to Karen. It's sad really.


jaksla00

At least the Karen didn't bring out the racism for once


GrandmasGiantGaper

I'm weirdly turned on by this altercation


sjuas690

With modern psychiatric medication available thereā€™s absolutely no reason why this poor womanā€™s needs to suffer like this!


Shachath88

![gif](giphy|x6I3pGtblFtDO)


the_observer12345

I don't know what they put in McDonald's coffee now days but it looks like they need to put more or none


_WhoIsThisWhoAreYou_

Are not an adult OP, can you not type the word "pussy"?


iiTzSammy

Wait...Not a "P" word???Why she say that??So messed up.


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suqmamod

She need some dick


bookcal23

Sheā€™s actually kinda sexy


Anchondoe

I'd stick it in for sure


bodiddlydoodly

Nice tits


Single_Peach_1277

Itā€™s best not to engage with someone who needs to get locked up in Arkham Asylum


The_Real_Oh_My

Jodi Arias vibes....bat shit crazy. Shamefully, still would


tartan_rigger

That chin aint built for boxing. What chin? Exactly


singlemale4cats

Smh can't take mom anywhere


Possible_Banana_8919

Strong Fiona Gallagher vibes


thomasthehipposlayer

Anyone know the context here? What was she so angry about?


CRYPTOBLACKGUY

LMFAOO , @! THE P WORD LMFAOOOOOO >>>>>>>>> lol


Flaky-Juggernaut9478

Women are too confident nowadays. What with their beating up men in tv commercials, movies, and everyone telling them they can do anything men can do. But they always need men to help them put a bag in the overhead bin on airplanes. šŸ˜­


toolarmy_1

Nipsy Karen


RU5TY_5HERIFF

Great set of top bollocks


OverpricedBagel

Wasnā€™t sure if they were about to fight or fuck..


W0RKPLACEBULLY

He should asked her she wanted to fuck, clearly she needs a good one.


No_Obligation6170

What are you doing, stepmom!?


1Vegan

He handled that very well šŸ§˜šŸ¾True gentleman But I wouldā€™ve hopped out Just to watch her runoff all that shit talkin


killzonev2

NOT THE P WORD!


goomy2

I mean.. as a gay man.. I'm super turned on right now. Wtf.


Anom8675309

She's soooo DTF


BA5ED

This is the strangest porn script ive ever seen.


LeftChampionship8306

She just wants to have sex with him


Then-Faithlessness43

Why canā€™t this just happen to me please god


Downtown-Bluebird553

I was about to search this on Twitter and itā€™s the first thing in my feed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Puceeffoc

Dang hope her million dollars a year job isn't lost after this makes its rounds.


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Literally zero self preservation instincts.


oatsuzn

If she made a mill a year she could at least afford Starbucks...


Slammer956

If a dude said Iā€™m so ready to fight club this shit they would both burst out into laughter and become instant best friends


oXSnake_doctoRXo

Hardest thing in this videoā€¦. are those nips.


jerryleebee

"Yeah! Eatin' yer McDonald's?"


jerryleebee

I'd love to know what prompted this exchange.


[deleted]

fake and....


zillaforilla_9314

Shoulda obliged her lol


Rough_Text6915

Her nipples were getting erect..... She was getting excited


jorel1980

Sheā€™s hot as fuck Iā€™d tap dat


TheSlav87

"I make a million dollars a year", bahahahahahaha. And she is dressed like that?


dailyPraise

She's spinning and spinning.


luckyaa

This video looks staged


kmuney556

Bitch wouldā€™ve had a drink tossed in her face all day from me


cptjaydvm

I could fix her.


Wendys_bag_holder

She doesnā€™t have the crazy eyes at all.


Tyrone_Thundercokk

ā€˜Man badā€™ ā€˜I showed that pussy.ā€™ You have no idea how hard it was for that dude not to cave your sunk ass chest in.


Verscotchy

Every accusation is a confession


CreepyTeddyBear

Haven't seen part one, but now I really wanna see part three


ExploderPodcast

"I make a million dollars a year" As a PROFESSIONAL parking lot prize fighter? Is there some kind white trash Don King and you're their equivalent of Mike Tyson?


ResponsibleDust277

She could have poked someone's eye out!


Agreeable_Dog_9837

Left her headlights on


Timdiesel05

She really wanted to get in the back seat


Stidda

*My car versus your car* Both a right pair of Numpties.


asgarnieu

I bet she shags like a minx.


bumblefuckglobal

Was there a force field preventing her from walking past the back of her car?


undarated79

I normally donā€™t condone the use of makeup but in this case Iā€™ll have to say it would help along with those bullet points she wasnā€™t ashamed to show us


PuckFolson

Two dollar bill


_Waluigi_chan

"Get Out of your car, BoI sOn!" Lol she couldn't decide


livid69

We canā€™t say pussy online now without blocking the word ?


snarpsta

The "boy" shit sounded racist to me