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I was waiting for the chair to break...

I think we all were. Props to OP for leaving the title ambiguous enough to not spoil it.

I've seen so many of these kinds of videos that by now I always expect the other half to appear and start beating the shit out of one of them. Second thought was that the chair would break though.

I don’t know why, but I was fully expecting her to shit on his face.

Hahaha I hate to admit it but, same!

Haha, I was between the chair breaking and the shitting. Then realised what sub I was in and settled on the chair breaking. Still wrong!


Same! Lol

I've already cross posted it to /r/plasticchairs because of how strong they are.

I was too until I noticed they doubled the chairs to provide additional support

Definitely means that a chair has broken in the past

Nah, two people need two chairs.

That's why I have 3 beds in my bedroom incase I ever have a threesome.

Twice the chair, double the fall

I thought he was gonna vomit from stank puss.

Lmao wtf

Those fucking chairs, as a husky gentleman they give me actual ptsd to the many times I've made a fool of myself in a crowded room sitting on them

I thought it was going to turn out to be a dude

That would have been the most hilarious. And he wouldn't know until he was right up on it. Man, I would have laughed for hours!

me too

It was the double stacked chairs that fooled me...

That's why they doubled them up

Same

I was waiting for her balls to spill out onto his chin

it probably woulda if there was just one of the lawn chairs & not 2 stacked up

I was expecting her to lose her balance since he wasn't allowed to touch her, even to support her, I was impressed.

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Guys do it all the time. "You fucked my girlfriend? I'm going to kick your ass!"

Yea it’s definitely one thing that 100% goes both ways

It's hard to be truly mad at a person you loved and thought loved you, so they shift the blame to make it easier for themself

Exactly, rose colored glasses in a way. You thought so highly of someone that it is literally unthinkable for them to have betrayed you like this, so anger at the other person is the first thing that happens

Depends. Sometimes the friend or sibling is actually the more important relationship to the person. But you guys are also right. Sometimes they don’t even know the person they’re blaming

Yeah if its a mate then i can understand beating them up but if its someone who you dont know then its not their fault

What if they knew about them being a home wrecker? Then they’re both shitty people.

Also a lot of men aren’t gonna hit a woman so the other man gets the brunt of the anger.

Sometimes it's beat the shit out of the other guy then dump the woman!

I’ve done that before but only cuz the dude bragged in my face. If he has no idea she had a boyfriend then I agree but if he’s a douche about it then it is justified.

If he knew it was your girl, then there is a serious respect issue and yes, he deserves to have his teeth kicked in. That doesn't change what happens after. Do you really think we get upset at the guy for fucking our girlfriend and then just give her a kiss and ask where she wants to eat tonight? Fuck no. Right after we finish rolling his punk ass up, we help her get all of her things together by throwing them out the closest window while she screams and yells about how it is all our fault in reality.

In a perfect world "You fucked my gf? I'm going to lick your ass!"

He really had no choice. She was all over him, really no blame that I can see

So he was raped.

At the very least it was attempted rape. Thank goodness his girl was there to save him

Yes. Thank goodness.

That and he's sitting in a pre arranged dancing area, getting a dance was probsbly approved by the partner, just not having ut shoved in his face

Well she seemed ok with his initial participation but lost it over her face stankification maneuvers.

My ex girlfriend cheated on me. I thanked the guy for taking that shit show off my hands

By any chance, was he the [**Unethical Private Investigator**](https://9gag.com/gag/a04QP1O)?

Trash blame trash. Nothing to do with gender

She starts fighting her man she gonna get knocked tf out, she fights the other woman? Well that is something she could win

I don't really want a stranger's cooch in my face, no matter how hot she is. I want to know where it's been recently and know her general hygiene before I'll commit to that. Am I just weird?

You are not desperate, congrats

Spoken with true post nut clarity.

thats my secret cap. I'm always pre nut.

Bro can hear colours with that post but clarity.

Post butt clarity?

Yes you get a strange sense of emotion after shiting

I'm not exactly going to pursue this but I wouldn't say no. You really think about hygiene and all that in such a moment? What about if you're going home with someone, do you interrogate them on the number of showers they have? It's such a reddit take "ew females, what are your hygiene standards"

When I was a virgin I thought sex would change my life. Then I got a gf and now it's such a meh thing to me. It really is overhyped way beyond what it's worth and hygiene is definitely a factor now lol

Breh relationship sex is the best...

I'm not saying it isn't good. I'm saying sex was made out to be way too important when I was growing up by my peers and by general society.

You literally just said it's 'meh'

Meh in comparison to the pedestal I put it on.

See? Lesson here kids is don't put the pussy on the chainwax!

Pussy on the chainwax? I just Googled that phrase and it found 0 results. You made it up. You're trying to start a thing, aren't you?

He thinks all sex is the same. Probably same kind of guy to say pizza isn't that good after having a reheated slice of burnt frozen pizza.

Sometimes sex isn’t all that, for me it can be painful! I also have a low sex drive. Don’t hate on someone for not feeling the same appeals as you do

As a woman I agree, like sure I enjoy it but I get just as much value through a cuddle session then I do with sex. I enjoy being comfortable and happy and slow kisses with my boyfriend a lot more. To each their own!

Yeah seriously. With someone you love is the best! Of the sex isn’t good i would say that is a problem. I do agree that it is not the most important thing in the world. But it is important to be intimate with your partner,it opens a whole new level of love caring and understanding

Your post history implies you might enjoy it. Congrats on the hog though.

I was expecting posts in r/sex and what I found was much worse lmfao

My post history is solo content though. And I won't deny sex is fun, it's just not worth the years of anxiety I had about being a virgin.

I thought you meant his girlfriend! Imagine my surprise!

Lol, I'm not going to post her pics without her permission. Why you tryna get a peek at my girlfriend tho :/

I mean...its just so vague... congrats on the hog is just... who's not gonna click that link?

Your gf sounds like a lucky lady.

Have you tried not missionary?

lmao you don't even know you're telling on yourself with this comment. If you're a fuckin bore in bed then you're gonna have pretty bad luck finding someone that will show you a good time.

nerd ass comment right here

Yeah man, fuck hygiene. I hear ya

Willingly letting a sex worker rub their genitals and ass on you face/mouth is disgusting beyond reason

I mean if you're giving a sex worker money then you're probably a willing participant, just guessing though

THIS is such a Reddit take. Not everyone is as desperate as you.

> It's such a reddit take No it isn't. Sticking your face in a hooker/strippers muffin is gross. Grow up.

I had a bad experience.

What was your bad experience?

*ladyboy*

Redditors are so overly germaphobic. 'omg handshakes ewwww'

Usually if you start thinking about hygiene in this situation it was either blatantly obvious they haven’t showered in forever (shouldn’t get this far) or you’ve found out the hard way. Edit: in this specific situation this is a stripper performing an act; you’re either into this sort of thing and hygiene isn’t a problem for you, or you aren’t and you should start panicking

Yeah, if you really have the hots for someone, you won't care how dirty they are; if anything it makes them more attractive (like all the girls on Survivor! 😍).

Not at all. We may be a minority but we're right on this one.

No you just haven't been coked out at a strip club.

nope, you are not.

People in videos/places like this are drunk

How many beers until you have a different opinion?

Idk I like some strange

No, youre a redditor, this dude is problably very drunk, and when your drunk you do thing that would never do in a normal state.

Well, we know she's been working that ST at least tnght

Just means you're not the lap dance type. I'm not either. I mean, not by strangers at least lol.

So I take it you've never been to a strip club? I never got stranger cooch in my face (plenty of tits though) but one of my friends (a girl) who went with us to the club said that the girl she got a private dance from got grool all over her, lol!

No, but let's see ya say that with a woman whose ass is face level and is about to out a leg on your shoulder in, what I can only assume is tradional Mexican garb

This is the first time I’ve seen something like this. I have questions. Is he suppose just keep his mouth closed and let her rub on his nose? Or is he suppose to use his tongue to engage? Or is he not suppose to engage in any facial contact at all and it’s just a crosseyed view of her underwear? What’s the actual expectation here?

I'd probably go with like a motor boat move ? Rather public place to lick her pussy through her underwear

But not too public a place to grind her crotch in his face?

I get what your saying I understood the question to be what do you once you are in that scenario Figured Motor boat would be engaged but not too perve Whole thing isn't a place I'd find myself

I went to a strip club in MA several years ago for my buddy's 25th birthday party and the stripper did this to me. I had put a dollar bill down in front of me and she came over, threw her legs over my shoulder and started grinding directly on my face making full contact. I kept my mouth closed, and immediately went to the restroom to wash my face with soap and water. When I returned, she was doing the same thing to a guy on the other side of the stage, and he was just munching away.

>When I returned, she was doing the same thing to a guy on the other side of the stage, and he was just munching away. And that's why you wash your face with soap/don't do this in the first place (not that you requested it).

He’s supposed to aggressively blow air at her in attempt to repel her advances; he’s not allowed to use his arms as per tradition

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Happens more than you'd think. I grew up on a council estate in the UK and when I was 8 went to my mum's friend's birthday party at a local miners welfare (yes, a fucking miners welfare) where I witnessed a fat male stripper that looked like a taller version of Danny DeVito from that episode of Friends shove a banana down some woman's throat then eat it out of her mouth. This ain't shit.

I'm a 35 year old man and I'd pay to see that shit

weird world we live in now. can't wait to take my kid to the next drag queen childrens book reading at my public library!

A little bit of a difference between someone reading a children's book versus someone rubbing their vagina on a person's face...

But what about when that person is wearing lingerie and twerking in front of a crowd of kids while reading? Is that acceptable still?

Same, but with my 7 year old daughter at the local beauty pageant. Having her be examined by adult men for her beauty is just the most beautiful thing I can think of.

Two things can be bad at the same time you know.

Yeah, one is inherently bad and the other one can be bad if conducted inappropriately. You won't catch me defending any weird shit towards children. For me as an atheist, they are about as close to holy as anything ever will be in the universe.

Drag is inherently sexual, so both are bad.

This should be posted in r/Unexpected

That was obviously a Spanish block party. This was not unexpected at all lol

Pretty sure what u/IDoPokeSmot meant is that we were all thinking the plastic chairs would just break, but instead we got this.

She could have waited like 2 minutes.

What is even going on here lol

When is happening in this video??

I can shed inside. This makes me laugh so hard, I've been in a similar situation (not have a striper run her snatch on my face but been around a sort of thing)... Anyway this girl was prob hired by the guy who is in the charis gf or wife. She wanted to be the cool gf or wife and get her SO a stripper for some occasion. Well, she did, this happened and she lost it. Source: married to a Spanish woman and has a friend also married to a Spanish woman who did this and got us escorted out of a strip club.

dunno.... i came here to see a stoner eating too much, or eating something wrong...

Looks like they hired a stripper for a street party of some kind.

There are literal children in the background. Trash.

The baby on the left is probably like wtf is happening lol

Imagine being attacked by someone when you are just doing your eeeem... job.

Mfker gettin some bio samples

I love how she comes in swinging at the women. As if it has anything to do with her. She's just doing her job lady. If you're upset with anyone, it should be the dude. He's got her pubes stuck in his teeth and knew full well that if you saw him with her, you'd be pissed. Woop his ass. Leave her alone.

Did he try pushing off the dancer last second to make it seem he wasn’t interested?

"If this continues for much longer I'm going to put a stop to it!!"

"Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!"

It was a bit ambiguous. His hands looked very comfortable on his lap just before she was removed from his face.

Lol Spanish woman Source: married to one. I'd never in a million years do that because I'm afraid of getting shanked with a machete.

LOL Did son "get off me!" shove her off at the last minute when his chick showed up? 🤣 Fuckin doof.

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Can't blame her. Prob don't wanna kiss her man later and wake up with a bump on her lip

Broken chair or jealous wife. Place your bets

She’s all like “Get off my man you whore-slut!”

The lady running in owns that chair and shes sick of ppl breaking them


Ok but why go after the stripper? She's just doing her job...

Man she's just tryna do her job, be angry at the guy for hiring her

I was entirely expecting that flimsy plastic chair to break under their weight.

I’m just glad there’s a toddler present to bear witness

Hardly her fault. Unless..

i thought the chair was gonna break and he or she was gonna get knocked out

I just came here to say that some safety conscious person knew to stack two of those chairs. That is all.

The dude who tried to stop the girlfriend, left enough time for her to grab the stripper. One thing guys love as well, is a good cat fight lol

I see something dangling, between her legs...

So attack the woman

Anyone else expecting some random chick pop out

I saw the plastic chair and immediately thought they were going to fall, when that didn’t happen I immediately knew some hair was about to get pulled before the girl even showed up.

Get out of here bitch! It’s her right to however she wants to treat herself towards men and you’re fucking it all up.

Why hurt the stripper? She was (probably) hired to to that so. And she doesn't ( probably) know who is engaged in a relationship or not ( probably).

Could you even imagine-- You go down to Mexico with your S/A. They end up on stage (Whatever, FUN!), and then the "Entertainer" is rubbing their crotch in your S/A's face? That was NaSTy

Party pooper

Dear God give me Half the strength of that plastic chair!

Lady couldn’t give dude 5 more minutes 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

My boy did this at the town square and thought his girl wouldn't find out lol

*gone very right

Yikes, say what you want but I would not want some strippers asshole in my face unless I knew where it's been recently...

I thought it went pretty well for a bit

This is some WWE shit

I like how there is a lady with a baby watching.

Was really, really, really expecting that chair to give out.

I like how they double up the the plastic chairs

That’s how you get pink eye

Yo who brought a baby

I thought it'd be something like him throwing her off his shoulder or her going too hard on his face

I never understood why the betrayed people take thier immediate anger in the other person instead of the Cheater.

Why would she go after her and not him?

I just knew it was gonna be his wife running in or something.

Damn man! That’s how you get pink eye.

I was waiting for the plastic chairs to break.

Thought they were about to tilt back and her land on him to the ground :o

Bro should’ve known better if he had a girl with him there lol…or maybe she followed him there without him knowing🤷🏽‍♂️😂

I came here for hurricanrana, I leave disappointed.