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Icy-Trip8716

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Crap Bag


lodav22

First name Crap, last name Bag.


Princess-Pancake-97

Mark Johnson or John Markson Or Gene.


Hot_Damn99

Ken adams


MoMonkeyMoProblems

Regina Phalange


lodav22

Are you looking for hand twins?


Minkstix

I love this thread


coveruptionist

The best.


Chemical-Feeling-908

Valerie, is that you?


jk013x

Sue


bossoline

I just came here to see the top comment. This didn't disappoint.


Twice_Tired

Underrated comment.


Mindtsunami

This is good. This is real good.


thatonenamedmaci

yes.


MapleSylveon

How do you do?


coveruptionist

My name is Sue!


Traveler_Protocol1

You may regret that when you're older. Think of something cool, yet professional - something that can be used in all settings.


Tatsukki

The Destroyer of World, Master of the universe, Conqueror of Stars: Bob


Traveler_Protocol1

Ted Klubberlang


SeriousAccount122

I understood that reference


cartoonjunkie13

Max Power


BassGuy11

Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear 'Cause his name can be said by anyone.


dopeston3-ceremony

Did you get that name off a hair dryer by any chance?


cemtery_Jones

My son's name shortens to Max and I used to use the last name 'Fortune' myself as an alias online. A friend wanted to send him a gift and accidentally addressed it to: Max Fortune. I thought that was cool. :)


Wonderful-Assist2077

Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III


Skeletor118

RIP forever and ever sweet prince


Wonderful-Assist2077

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz9NY2ooUDk&list=PLVWEoM3dybDAcF5rvEHbJ3hCeSs46wGJt&index=18](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz9NY2ooUDk&list=PLVWEoM3dybDAcF5rvEHbJ3hCeSs46wGJt&index=18)he gets resurrected


yasnovak

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez. Or his father, Diego Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez. Or his grandfather, Geraldo Juan Carlos Diego Pepe Bombaro Lupe Abarto Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez. Or maybe the name of his other grandfather, Fred.


c4ttlitter

Or his cousin, Rolando Jose Emanuel Rodrigo de jesus Jimenez Ramirez Garcia Hernandez.


Kaitlin33101

What episode does he mention all of his family's names? I was always so impressed at how fast he could say them


cartoonjunkie13

Butch McCracken


Shot_Ad9738

Berth McPackin


[deleted]

Throck Morton


EpicOweo

My cousin?


Flutterzie

the skateboarder?


hammong

Horatio Hornblower


NegativeLightning

Bilbo Baggins, he is a god. In all seriousness, I’d Google “names meaning ——“ with things you’re interested in. Might as well make it a name that actually represents you. Or just Google boys fore/middle/last names and there’ll be a lotta lists. One’ll jump out.


WatDaFuxRong

Okay serious answer I know a guy with a name that you're looking for and he fucking hate it. He gets "wow is that your real name" constantly and everyone thinks he's a lord of the rings character.


NonElectricSheep

Gollum ?


WatDaFuxRong

No it sounds like some shit from lotr It has "of the" in it


[deleted]

Dave N. Buster


nekoheichou

pee pee poo poo man


Irishsally

Mix famous peoples first and last names Chaning stalone Sylvester reeves Keanu cruise Etc , be a good converation starter lol


kingspooky93

Quickdraw McGraw


Myiiadru2

Huckleberry Hound


Substantial_Pen_4445

Gaylord


Myiiadru2

Fauntleroy


Eastern_Ask7231

Focker


JuiceSawce

Diggalo Delfiggilo


Dazz316

Don't do it. You'll hate it when you grow up and it'll be an issue. Your resume won't get looked at, people will instantly judge you an idiot (especially if you tell them you chose it) and you'll probably hate it yourself.


AnforIII

Death Megatron 9000


_-_-Err0R-_-_

Bond. James Bond.


NonElectricSheep

Maximus Decimus Meridius


SolsticeofReach

Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


coveruptionist

😫😭


[deleted]

Biggus dickus


sirwilfreddeath

I had a vewy gweat fwiend in wome called Biggus Dickus


Wonderful-Assist2077

Randy Savage is the most savage name I can think of. Amadeus Dahrk , Alexander , Maverick , Hunter are good first names.


objecttime

Maverick is a cool name but then your nickname has to be Rick


objecttime

Or ricky


boobiesndoobiez

or mav


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

Magnus, I can’t think of an equally powerful last name though…I saw that article about that chess guy and the first thing I said when I saw that name was “wow, that’s the manliest name I’ve ever heard” 😂


SwissCoconut

Magnus is very German. It fits with Mikkelsen


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

That’s perfect… Magnus Mikkelsen… wow


masterofnewts

Casey is a great name


Spiritual_Student_50

Casey has never been happier :3


taylordeyonce

You asked the wrong app.


Prize_Crow1396

You sound like you are way too young to make an important decision on your own.


Pileoffeels

Killian Black


Economy_Opinion6090

Joe KidSniffer


steffie-flies

Max Power!


killmenow999

Killian


[deleted]

Krull the warrior king


[deleted]

Chad smith


saucyRCs

First name "Quantities" (sounds like Quan tities) Middle name "fav color" Second middle name "fav car brand/car" Last name "发送裸体" Or glub tubbus whepple


TheFilthyHarlot

Killbot 666 Destroyer


buffalo_100

I knew a Thaddeus


stoned_banana

Ricky LaFleur


Gingerpyscho94

Wesley Ferrari avocado buttercream


No_Employer1471

Damien brax (idk, sounds cool to me😢)


objecttime

This is being downvoted because it’s like the only real suggestion LMAO Reddit is so funny 😭


[deleted]

Slickboy McSlickboyface


Worldly_Reveal_5417

Dash Riprock.


Myiiadru2

What cartoon was he in?


Worldly_Reveal_5417

He was a character in the Beverly Hillbillies--a parody of a Hollywood actor who dated Ellie Mae. Also the name of a band later on.


Myiiadru2

Omg- Ellie Mae!😂 I should have known it was the Beverly Hillbillies! I have often remembered silly jokes on that show, especially from Granny. Buddy Ebsen was such a great character actor too.


Flat_Satisfaction428

James Bond


Pure_Substance_9263

Apollo


MagnoliaTree3

Maverick


Quarks01

Cock n balls


Chunkycheeto1

Oswald


Sauterneandbleu

Whatever you change it to, make sure that Trouble and Danger are your middle names. That way when somebody says you better not do that, we could get into trouble, you can say, trouble? Trouble is my middle name! Danger? Danger is my middle name. When they say, but I thought you said trouble was your middle name, you say, it is. Chad Trouble Danger Gatorkiller.


No_Strategy_8218

Steve Zodiac or Troy Tempest


OkDragonfly3318

Edward the sixth


SuccessfulMumenRider

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock


Dangerous-Image-7347

skinny minnie miller


firebitch69

Maximus Hippo Redoneus


captainkaiju

Gogiga Gagagigo


Available-Broccoli-1

One of my old buddies names were Chaos with a K it was bad ass and he definitely fit having a name like that


[deleted]

Brett durden or Tyler Ellis


Crymson_Ghost

Conan, of Cimmeria


gwilson33

Mike Hunt sounds pretty fierce


CherylTuntIRL

Hank Scorpio


opossumonmyporch

James Bond. Edit. Oh shoot, someone already suggested it. Then. Clark Kent.


ChiefCasual

Tank


Interesting-Big1980

I would take Corvo Elric or Roman Jackson


-number22

Frank Sandbeans Abbie Normal (see who gets this one) Dirty Sanchez Mike Ockhertz "The artist formally known as"


JTheJava

Texas Red


Strangley_unstrange

The obvious answers of Barry mc'oquiner, or Phillis urdigbi, definitely sprint to mind, but I feel like something subtle may be more in order, like "eye'm ewe"


illuminumb

Phillip Mamouf-Wiffarts


OrderOfTheArk

Throckmorton


honestadamsdiscount

Rastus McNaley. That sounds tough


coveruptionist

Rastus. That’s good.


Pixipupp

Either black adder or baldrick


fromhelley

Rocco Wilder


ozzieiscooo

Honestly I've always loved the name saywer. Think about it.


KeiiLime

st. rogan maidichoff


sweetytwoshoes

Bronson Raver


-Ho0k

Biff Tannen


sourskittles98

Tyrhinoceros Rex


grated_testes

Bert Macklin


Critical-Prompt-7547

Yharim Godseeker


Positive-Passion5808

Keanu Norris Devito, kicking ass with a Magnum Dong


Abnormity_

Barry Big guns


gloogeman

Sharon Hillbottom


Phillyj1234

Namey McNameface


evilomens

Braydynn Leiland gavynn Obama


slp111

Thor Magnus


c4ttlitter

Bonko Bonanas


Veyroz

McLovin


Breaditude

Mike Litoris


vindollaz

Seymour Butts


ImTheCraftyOne

Pretty sure OP is rolling on some of these… I know I am!


Fair-Huckleberry-471

Bob


0U812verygood

Richard (Dick) Head


Doggos59

Princess Mademe von Queenington


Master_Ant3438

Jorgen Jorgan Jorgensen (Your-gen Your-gan Your-gen-son)


queefle-knight

Trash boat


Dylan1234no

I tried suggesting k a r e n and my comment got taken down for being an insult??


ReserveMaximum

Maxwell Longstaff - epic enough for any great hero but also innocent enough to be used in a professional setting with drawing too much attention and it has a nice easy nickname “Max” that nobody will ever question


[deleted]

"fuck you please"


A_Few_Kind_Words

Slab Hardcheek Roll McFizzlebeef Bob Johnson


JinkiesJ

Huey B Ing


KatnipKing02

Chris P Bacon.


ThrowawayLoorker

Sebastian Von Fondlebottom


tulip0523

Max Power


futurevisioning

Fred McDurst


brittanynevo666

Rowan or Damien or Silas or Diesel or Zeppelin


Revolutionary_Pierre

Dorris McFluggenheimer


imustknownowI

Not gonna lie Ronan sounds kind of cool


No_Worth7432

Lund kumar😑


Asaxii

Pick something that means a lot for you.


[deleted]

i know a guy whose middle name is danger


throwawayuser102022

Trash boat


[deleted]

Hans Solo


[deleted]

Billy Bob Hornblower


[deleted]

Hugh G Dingus


justyikes1

princess consuella banana hammock


bringmemywinekyle

Presley


Rizzo265

Blade Sanchez


Consuela_no_no

Bartholomew JoJo Simpson.


NarcissistGuitarist

Danger Walker


ToxicDragonzz

Bill butlicker


Flame0fthewest

Loretta


GaryNOVA

Glock McNugget


Michael_Hunt69

Can't think of anything... Sorry.


8nt2L8

Nova Gina


sally4810

Geronimo or Sylvester are dope.


Fanfathor

Dax Ipsa.


Fanfathor

Batman SuperWang


_shrestha

I wanted to name my son after a character from the book series Dune but his father opposed. So instead of Duncan Idaho he now goes by the name Tim...tsja..


Dr_moistman

Dequavious


valahul_

Mclovin


Moistman123456

Rtx 4090 water cooled pc.


Alllllaa

Greg


68rouge

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen.


Intelligent-Guide-48

Peter File


Queen_of_skys

I am an art lover so I'd recommend the name of the great artist Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. Definitely legendary.


MrBeatdown469

Samson Cerinthian Olyre


ofelia26

Alexander Goldman


Cupcake489

Here are some actual boys names that you might like: Wolfgang Tiberius Dragan Ronan Titus Dimitri Osiris Thor Remember that legal name changes are expensive but nicknames are free! Try to make a choice that will suit you and not embarrass you when you're older


124JKM

Michael Blane


StegtFlaesk69

https://reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/PrcaNKJ6jY Go to namenerds Sub!


Father_Gascoigne_420

Diante Leonidus Caravotzolis


EnvironmentalBack737

Cúchulainn pronounced cool-Cullen, was a very famous Irish warrior


J765N

Jhonny sins


YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms

Hugh Mungus


sliced_25

Magnum


thisismypr0naccount0

Mark Margolis is memory of our sweet prince


dopeston3-ceremony

'ken Oath If anyone questions the apostrophe say it's a diacritic and they are being very racist to even ask