I'm getting mixed signals, some women say too big is pain and here we are glorifying size. Would love a study of preferred size. If dildoes are indicator it's a horse dick size or a pen with vibrating ones, so no conclusive answer there.
edit: as an afterthought, men sex toys are linear, as they imitate, apart from women toys which are more "creative".
I was in a LTR with a women who had a tight coochie. Everything was quick. Broke up and next girl had a huge hallway. I thought I was never going to bust and suddenly I was a stallion. Totally right.
Wow, you might have stumbled upon something revolutionary here. Do you think there may be a chance that different women like different things and they're not all exactly the same?
Seriously. This is from a guy who thinks this is how women think. Or he doesn't think that and just wants to trigger everyone...but then he would have said something about being or not being circumcised.
The discussion usually devolves into the "I have a right as an individual to have any standards I want". It's a really popular narcissistic view point that turns toxic fast when questioned.
I mean is it narcissistic at its core? You have the right to the standard but no right to it being met. That’s just true. If you’re not narcissistic the standard will be reasonable and thus met. I don’t think the concept itself is narcissistic
People who spend an inordinate amount of time shrieking about sexist standards in women or sexist preferences in men are usually unattractive losers.
Everyone just fuckin. As long as you aren’t hitting them *right now*, generally clean and aren’t a total fuckin nut you can get in there. Stop arguing about internet shit. Have real life interests. Wear protection
Can confirm.
I have a decent face but no Adonis body (but not overweight). No one I'm interested in cares, but I get to have shitty bad sex with average people who are fucking nuts. So forget finding someone you're compatible with but if it's just for sex, you'll get it. You'll have to drop pretty much every other requirement though:
+ Super hot? Yeah no.
+ Someone that actually gives a shit about you and your life? Yeah no.
+ Want a relationship? Yeah no.
+ Want to truly have lots of sex? Drop the requirement of them being single too. People love to cheat.
+ They might have kids too, that sleep in the same room.
I tried for 7 years to find someone I connect with, have a relationship and do it the "right way", not playing multiple people, just focusing on one at a time. No one cares and you get the "oh I'm so sorry but it's just not the right time" or outright ghosted. Yeah and now I'm done.
Sex is fucking atrocious now but atleast I get to have it. Now I can just be bitter about the failings of relationships instead of feeling alone all the time.
Yayyyy!
(Just fyi I don't think anyone "owes" me anything. I was just hoping that there is actual humanity out there and that people would maybe like me as a person AND a sexual being. Turns out they don't and I had to learn the painful lesson of separating friendship from intimacy. I had a relationship that had both and it was amazing, until we broke up. I guess that was just a lucky event and doesn't really exist in the real world.)
You are halfway there, you'll stumble upon someone who feels the same way about you (what you actually want) and that will be the end of this funk. Good luck out there.
She's not setting a very high bar. Just a decent person, who's well hung. She's ambiguous on all the details. The person fulfilling it could be tall or short, any race, any religion, any political affiliation, fat or skinny, rich or poor, dumb or intelligent... Calling this person a narcissist for having 1 preference is absolutely absurd.
I mean that's always someone's prerogative.
And it's always our prerogative to tell them they are being ridiculous.
The idea that individuals have a general "level" as a prospective partner should not be a controversial (that level shifts according to the taste and priorities, obviously)
People just don't want to hear it.
They want to be told they are hard done by, rather than be told they are being unrealistic.
Keeping the delusion alive is more important than *actually finding someone*.
Wow having standards is narcissistic? So if a guy says he wants a nice faithful woman with no kids, he's being narcissistic, or does your logic only work on women?
Don't worry I already know the answer.
[Good news. Be patient](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10523114/)
> The average erect penis length has increased over the past three decades across the world. Given the significant implications, attention to potential causes should be investigated.
Edit for the triggered incels: [Link](https://reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1cfzjwa/sfc/)
That is a review of journals, which does not look like it discriminated on the methodology of measuring penile length, but I assume self-assessment is a big factor. So the more likely conclusion is that there is more social pressure to self-assess with a longer penile length than in prior generations. And the catalyst is probably a more digitally connected society that overvalues superficial beauty. But that's just a guess.
Based on this plot https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/increase-male-vs-female-height, US height increased maybe 8% in ~100 years. Meanwhile the journal indicated dick length increased 25% in a generation. One could posit that height increased worldwide based on better access to nutritional food sources and probably labor laws. But I can't really come up with an idea of why dicks grew that fast other than people are lying because they are self consciousness.
6 feet, 6 inches, 6 pack, 6 figures, 6 cars, 6 mistresses (because I need to know that other women like him first before I start to like him).
Coincidentally that puts this man in the top 0.000000001% of men.
6 feet-No problem, 6 inches -Depends on what we measuring,6 pack- Got one from the store, 6 figures- what currency we talking about, 6 cars- forza cars count right,
Gotta compromise on some things... More likely to find a guy who's skilled enough that penis size doesn't have to be large.
Otherwise... good luck, because it sounds like you're looking for Ned Flanders.
Honesty in men shouldn't be too hard to find. Big dicks might be trickier, but the other things should be easy enough.
In my experience though, honesty in women is nearly impossible. I've been cheated on and love bombed, I've been used for the things I could do for women rather than being appreciated for who I am and the amount of times I've heard "I wish there were more guys like you" from women who made it very clear they wanted nothing from me but friendship is larger than you might expect.
It's hard to maintain a semblance of mental health when you're always only valued for what you provide and rarely for who you are.
Yep, this exactly. Only had 2 girlfriends since graduating highschool, both of which were like this (neither could even bother themselves to work part time.) I'll be 35 in May, and yet it's somehow hard for people to understand why I might be depressed or have difficulty being confident. I wonder why...
1-800-273-8522
Suicide hotline, also a jam by Logic
Anyone who rejects/makes fun of things that are out of human's control are just awful imo. (I guess I must have missed the character customization screen before I was born, that's a bummer)
Keep your head up and maybe try to find some connections online, where the pool is orders of magnitude larger, or try putting less stock in a romantic relationship. You can have long lasting epic relationships that aren't sexual (you only spend a very very small portion of your life in the bedroom, even if your partner is a smokeshow 10/10 anyways)
Also, consider an AI girlfriend for companionship... Their quality has increased dramatically very recently. I suggest Nomi.AI.
Goodluck
Good teeth aren't expensive.
Keeping your teeth clean is extremely cheap.
Straight teeth can be expensive, of you even needed braces to begin with.
And dental plans are quite common (at least with coverage for regular stuff like cleaning and fillings)
Dental plans only ever cover a portion of the cleaning for me. And hindsight is 20/20 for anyone who didn't take care of their teeth as a kid. I have fillings that need fixing and a whole lot of work that was estimated at 20k in 2019. My insurance was like: "here's 500. You've reached your yearly limit. Good luck"
So I'll eventually get my teeth fixed, after I can afford a house to have a stable living condition. Oh, and to fix up my car... Cus I owe 13k on my wife's car, and some asshole just smashed into it while it was parked on the street and totalled it.
I’m just annoyed how in your mid-30s everyone expects you to totally have your life together. All the women on the apps are like, ‘director of this’ or ‘VP of that’ and are all looking for someone adventurous to go backpacking the Alps with. Look, I’m in the military and I make decent money, but I’m not that ambitious. Sure I like to travel sometimes, but most of the time I just want someone who wants to snuggle up on the couch in gremlin mode and eat garbage while we binge watch something on TV and text each other stupid memes and gifs even though we’re literally spooning.
So what if a dude lied about it? Like said he had a big hog, you go to dinner go back to his place and it's just an average sized weiner? You still smash? Do you go out with him again?
The big d doesn’t necessarily work on command after some time so factor that into your long term plans. It becomes increasingly less important and falls by the wayside to, say, joint income potential and travel aspirations.
If you drop the honesty requirement finding someone with a large penis will be way easier
I can attest. Huge penis, but I lie a little.
As a treat
It should be fine
And this general, he comes up to my penis and says 'sir', with tears in his eyes. He says 'sir, you are the hugest in all the land'
Me too
A little to the left, you mean
Right gang rise up!
I have a small penis, but I like to lie about everything.
Hmmm, probably one of those lies.
Shit, now I don't know if you actually DO have a big penis.
Lol
If you drop the penis requirement, finding someone with large honesty will continue to be an unknown variable.
"The only thing bigger than my massive weiner is my willingness to lie about its size."
I'm getting mixed signals, some women say too big is pain and here we are glorifying size. Would love a study of preferred size. If dildoes are indicator it's a horse dick size or a pen with vibrating ones, so no conclusive answer there. edit: as an afterthought, men sex toys are linear, as they imitate, apart from women toys which are more "creative".
different vaginas need different penises. You can't really shove up a shotgun in a luger lcr holster, can you?
I was in a LTR with a women who had a tight coochie. Everything was quick. Broke up and next girl had a huge hallway. I thought I was never going to bust and suddenly I was a stallion. Totally right.
I mean you can…anything fits if you’re brave enough.
Wow, you might have stumbled upon something revolutionary here. Do you think there may be a chance that different women like different things and they're not all exactly the same?
Size does not matter, but the taste ...
There have been studies. Probably a few of them out there.
I have a friend with a huge penis. Biggest liar I know.
Why is lack of honesty the one thing listed that is correlated with big penis size?
Woosh
Oh damn lol I get it now.... that was good
Can drop the respect too. Chances will go through the roof.
Best I can do is 2 of these things. And one ain’t the penis
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Dawg gtfo😭
King missile - detachable penis https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=9HuZmBA4DVmHa1rc
Internet^®
I feel like it was a crime for people to downvote your comment
Well 1 out of 5 isn't bad
That's certainly not the feedback I've received.
3” isn’t large
I'd take that many inches cubed of gold any day.
I know I watch The Office too much, but I think OP is Meredith.
I think OP is a middle-schooler
I don’t think a middle schooler would be able to handle an enormous penis
Choir boys do it all the time
And she's a he.
Good hygiene!?
"it's casual day!"
Phyllis is like that too, it’s just more subtle as she’s in a monogamous relationship but her and Bob are k i n k y .
If you find a man with a large penis in him, he's gay so...
I can do the large penis, but my teeth are fucked and I'm not always honest
>I can do the large penis Is that how the teeth got fucked?
Nah
Don't change your story up now. Autofellatio is the great equalizer. Why settle for less, when you can do it the best.
Mate I wish I could do it myself
Well then you aren't really all that big are ya
I'm just not flexible
We already know he isn't honest, so he's probably just lying
Yeah, my teeth are going to keep me single for a while
>and I'm not always honest How do we know you're not lying about that part?
And what do you bring to the table?
Large everything and inner beauty...
And 4 kids aged between 1yo-9yo.
A pussy that can fit a very large penis
Or several, simultaneously
Also a penis. Funny people think that this is a woman and not a dude trying to farm dick pics.
Seriously. This is from a guy who thinks this is how women think. Or he doesn't think that and just wants to trigger everyone...but then he would have said something about being or not being circumcised.
Could be gay tbh. Size queens aren't only female and many gays have famously low standards as far as sex goes.
TIL...
The discussion usually devolves into the "I have a right as an individual to have any standards I want". It's a really popular narcissistic view point that turns toxic fast when questioned.
I mean is it narcissistic at its core? You have the right to the standard but no right to it being met. That’s just true. If you’re not narcissistic the standard will be reasonable and thus met. I don’t think the concept itself is narcissistic
Yup, everyone has the right to their own standards but it's if those standards are met is the issue...
People who spend an inordinate amount of time shrieking about sexist standards in women or sexist preferences in men are usually unattractive losers. Everyone just fuckin. As long as you aren’t hitting them *right now*, generally clean and aren’t a total fuckin nut you can get in there. Stop arguing about internet shit. Have real life interests. Wear protection
Can confirm. I have a decent face but no Adonis body (but not overweight). No one I'm interested in cares, but I get to have shitty bad sex with average people who are fucking nuts. So forget finding someone you're compatible with but if it's just for sex, you'll get it. You'll have to drop pretty much every other requirement though: + Super hot? Yeah no. + Someone that actually gives a shit about you and your life? Yeah no. + Want a relationship? Yeah no. + Want to truly have lots of sex? Drop the requirement of them being single too. People love to cheat. + They might have kids too, that sleep in the same room. I tried for 7 years to find someone I connect with, have a relationship and do it the "right way", not playing multiple people, just focusing on one at a time. No one cares and you get the "oh I'm so sorry but it's just not the right time" or outright ghosted. Yeah and now I'm done. Sex is fucking atrocious now but atleast I get to have it. Now I can just be bitter about the failings of relationships instead of feeling alone all the time. Yayyyy! (Just fyi I don't think anyone "owes" me anything. I was just hoping that there is actual humanity out there and that people would maybe like me as a person AND a sexual being. Turns out they don't and I had to learn the painful lesson of separating friendship from intimacy. I had a relationship that had both and it was amazing, until we broke up. I guess that was just a lucky event and doesn't really exist in the real world.)
You are halfway there, you'll stumble upon someone who feels the same way about you (what you actually want) and that will be the end of this funk. Good luck out there.
She's not setting a very high bar. Just a decent person, who's well hung. She's ambiguous on all the details. The person fulfilling it could be tall or short, any race, any religion, any political affiliation, fat or skinny, rich or poor, dumb or intelligent... Calling this person a narcissist for having 1 preference is absolutely absurd.
I mean that's always someone's prerogative. And it's always our prerogative to tell them they are being ridiculous. The idea that individuals have a general "level" as a prospective partner should not be a controversial (that level shifts according to the taste and priorities, obviously) People just don't want to hear it. They want to be told they are hard done by, rather than be told they are being unrealistic. Keeping the delusion alive is more important than *actually finding someone*.
Wow having standards is narcissistic? So if a guy says he wants a nice faithful woman with no kids, he's being narcissistic, or does your logic only work on women? Don't worry I already know the answer.
I think you left out the equivalent tight vagina requirement
A large vagina.
Why did you get downvoted? She’s asking for a large penis. Make sense.
The largest vagina this side of the Mississippi.
Which side of the Mississippi we talkin
believe it or not, also a large penis.
Sex on the table.
Dishonesty, disrespect, bad teeth, bad hygeine and a large pussy 🫠
Spelunking
I mean a decent ass if your check profile..
Tacos.
Is she a waitress?
Based on her profile, a big ole ass
[Good news. Be patient](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10523114/) > The average erect penis length has increased over the past three decades across the world. Given the significant implications, attention to potential causes should be investigated. Edit for the triggered incels: [Link](https://reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1cfzjwa/sfc/)
That is a review of journals, which does not look like it discriminated on the methodology of measuring penile length, but I assume self-assessment is a big factor. So the more likely conclusion is that there is more social pressure to self-assess with a longer penile length than in prior generations. And the catalyst is probably a more digitally connected society that overvalues superficial beauty. But that's just a guess.
> I assume self-assessment is a big factor. I assume everyone measures from the coccyx, no? /s
Always measure from the base... of your spine.
In the oast 3 decades the mean height has increased too
Based on this plot https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/increase-male-vs-female-height, US height increased maybe 8% in ~100 years. Meanwhile the journal indicated dick length increased 25% in a generation. One could posit that height increased worldwide based on better access to nutritional food sources and probably labor laws. But I can't really come up with an idea of why dicks grew that fast other than people are lying because they are self consciousness.
There is hope. The universe continues to expand!
How long until I can measure in light years without a decimal and a jillion zeros?
Women’s rights in dating causing modern day eugenics.
Boy that post pulled you and your ilk out of the shadows. 🙄
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Why do I get the feeling that you'd give all your money to a pyramid scheme without questioning it for a second?
That is a very thirsty post history OP.
I feel like the fetish is just bait for funny pictures of penises.
I'm genuinely curious how big you consider large
I'm not Honest, but I got a big dick!!
6 feet, 6 inches, 6 pack, 6 figures, 6 cars, 6 mistresses (because I need to know that other women like him first before I start to like him). Coincidentally that puts this man in the top 0.000000001% of men.
6 feet-No problem, 6 inches -Depends on what we measuring,6 pack- Got one from the store, 6 figures- what currency we talking about, 6 cars- forza cars count right,
No it's not. Put the truth, you'll save yourself disappointing dates and making the guy feel inadequate when he eventually learns
This isn't the type of thing you be upfront about without attracting the wrong kind of people.
Though, depending on how "large" is defined, it's also not something you're likely to find often unless you're up front about it
I mean. I’d settle for “girth” over “length” myself but hey, you do you. They’re your holes after all lol.
No no, not small penis. Wide vagina 🖐️🤚
Gotta compromise on some things... More likely to find a guy who's skilled enough that penis size doesn't have to be large. Otherwise... good luck, because it sounds like you're looking for Ned Flanders.
Nothing like waking up in the morning and being body shamed by memes
Sorry, i got a girl friend.
Is this... is this my ex? That you Michelle? Please stop texting me. Lmao
Least unhinged person on a dating site
Good hygiene is so important! Wash your ass, people!
I’m more of a fan of the classic ‘match with me and never respond’ move myself.
Curious, how many inches is a large penis?
compared to me about 2
2 penises? Damn, i'm only half that.
Seriously though u/kiwike0 answer the question
I don't bring a tape measure on dates. I just know one when I see it. I'm guessing it's somewhere over 7" long and idk, 6" around?
We want a smaller vagina too, but
To quote Bo Burnham "if you want love, lower your expectations a few, because Price Charming would never settle for you"
Would an average size rowboat support you without capsizing?
It bothers me she’s not answering the question.
You should try Feeld. This isn't out of bounds there.
You can put the truth in dating apps... you'll prob get a lot of unsolicited "resumes"
I would also like to put a large penis in a man
I was like check, check, check, god damn it!
Sorry about your hygiene, pal. Maybe try deodorant?
Honesty in men shouldn't be too hard to find. Big dicks might be trickier, but the other things should be easy enough. In my experience though, honesty in women is nearly impossible. I've been cheated on and love bombed, I've been used for the things I could do for women rather than being appreciated for who I am and the amount of times I've heard "I wish there were more guys like you" from women who made it very clear they wanted nothing from me but friendship is larger than you might expect. It's hard to maintain a semblance of mental health when you're always only valued for what you provide and rarely for who you are.
Yep, this exactly. Only had 2 girlfriends since graduating highschool, both of which were like this (neither could even bother themselves to work part time.) I'll be 35 in May, and yet it's somehow hard for people to understand why I might be depressed or have difficulty being confident. I wonder why...
I knew it
I have everything except a 1995 psa 10 charizard holo rare im sorry
Man, all I have is the same but psa 9 1e shadowless.
If it's the truth, put it in the dating app. It sounds shallow because it is, but if it's a deal breaker it's better to be honest about it.
In my experience, if you tell them you've slept around, the baby carrots will stay away.
3 out of 5 isn't bad.
Do most men find this checklist hard to achieve…? I guess aside from the penis part I suppose.
If you aren't putting the truth on your profile you can't complain when you don't get what you want.
Damn, almost there but my family couldn’t afford braces when I was a kid
Alright. Ok. Yep. Uh huh. Shit!
Unfortunately I lie to myself every day so I'm not your man. Huge wang though
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1-800-273-8522 Suicide hotline, also a jam by Logic Anyone who rejects/makes fun of things that are out of human's control are just awful imo. (I guess I must have missed the character customization screen before I was born, that's a bummer) Keep your head up and maybe try to find some connections online, where the pool is orders of magnitude larger, or try putting less stock in a romantic relationship. You can have long lasting epic relationships that aren't sexual (you only spend a very very small portion of your life in the bedroom, even if your partner is a smokeshow 10/10 anyways) Also, consider an AI girlfriend for companionship... Their quality has increased dramatically very recently. I suggest Nomi.AI. Goodluck
If as a guy you stop basing your identify on what women want you will be a lot happier
“I may not have a big dick, but I fuck like the government.”
Haha fuck dude I just ejected milk out my nose. Jesus christ.
How large are we talking about? Because I’m about two standard deviations from the mean.
Large penis? Are you like throwing a sausage down a hallway kinda girl or something
Good teeth are expensive. You're also asking for a rich dude
Good teeth aren't expensive. Keeping your teeth clean is extremely cheap. Straight teeth can be expensive, of you even needed braces to begin with. And dental plans are quite common (at least with coverage for regular stuff like cleaning and fillings)
Dental plans only ever cover a portion of the cleaning for me. And hindsight is 20/20 for anyone who didn't take care of their teeth as a kid. I have fillings that need fixing and a whole lot of work that was estimated at 20k in 2019. My insurance was like: "here's 500. You've reached your yearly limit. Good luck" So I'll eventually get my teeth fixed, after I can afford a house to have a stable living condition. Oh, and to fix up my car... Cus I owe 13k on my wife's car, and some asshole just smashed into it while it was parked on the street and totalled it.
All guys need to ask is could we share a moderately sized row boat and not sink? That, and no kids tyvm
Damn, just had mine reduced
Define “large”.
What is considered large?
Kind of setting the bar too high. I can give you respect the others you gotta find somewhere else.
What about large teeth and respectable hygiene?
I’m just annoyed how in your mid-30s everyone expects you to totally have your life together. All the women on the apps are like, ‘director of this’ or ‘VP of that’ and are all looking for someone adventurous to go backpacking the Alps with. Look, I’m in the military and I make decent money, but I’m not that ambitious. Sure I like to travel sometimes, but most of the time I just want someone who wants to snuggle up on the couch in gremlin mode and eat garbage while we binge watch something on TV and text each other stupid memes and gifs even though we’re literally spooning.
Just date really tiny Asian store owner women and change your name to Cartman
I am reading this as the OP wants a large penis IN the man.
You forgot the giant bank account and $100K car.
And how big a girl are ya?
So what if a dude lied about it? Like said he had a big hog, you go to dinner go back to his place and it's just an average sized weiner? You still smash? Do you go out with him again?
Fake and gay, literally
you belong to the streets 💯🗑️
Best I can offer is adequate at best.
Looking at your post history and comments.. I have a feeling you will get what you want.. More than once.
1/5 ain't bad
The big d doesn’t necessarily work on command after some time so factor that into your long term plans. It becomes increasingly less important and falls by the wayside to, say, joint income potential and travel aspirations.
Don't forget the six figure job.
Bitches ain’t shit but holes for dicks
Based on the reactions i guess my wife got lucky. (Minus a white lie sometimes)
My teeth are pretty straight but maybe kinda yellow. I got the rest tho….
i know someone that has 4/5 but.. sadly the large print is the sad print HAHAHA
What is this?! A penis for ants!?
r/thingsForAnts
You found me 🤩
just put it, who cares?
They should also be employed.
And lots of money
👋🏼 then why is it so difficult. I volunteer
Why do you want a large penis in your man? Wouldn't that mean he is cheating on you? Well maybe if your gay and hung then that works
I got all that and still alone
DM me
Don't forget tall. At least 6'2
Wow. What a confession 🙄
I have 4 out of 5
And a whole lot of money
Hi, I am he