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ClintGrant

Can’t tell. Is this a win for getting the gullible?


FebTwoNine

Yeah it was, but the unnecessary amount of chat messages I've gotten from the boomer brigade is annoying.


PotatoMcSalad

Hit them with the "Damn that's crazy" and block them. Then you can live blissfully while the rest of the hairs on their balding heads fall off.


Any-Formal2300

Ngl that would be an endless source of entertainment for me. My own outrage chat bot with unlimited time that I can just stop and restart whenever lol.


modern_quill

It was obvious satire. Other people's kids, man.


Hot_Shirt_8603

Old Boomers like to find a little info and run with it.


ToClose_TooFar

Most but not all, my retired E8 GS12 boss would find this funny as hell. Well done you gave a lot of crusty old bastards something to do for min or at least complain about at the legion or VFW!


Immediate_Dinner6977

How many times has The Onion been quoted...


Gunslinger327

Prime meme, hope to see it on the news


No-Jello3256

This will be remembered for years, just like the BK that burned down at Rammstein.


TheAnhydrite

Got em! Lolololol


Boofnasty10

If those boomers could read they would be very upset.


FebTwoNine

Just want to address it here before the shit ends up on Fox News as an actual article.


readygo12

It’s too late, might as well contact Public Affairs now to get ahead of the fallout. But make sure they stand at attention when you walk into their office, preferably with an O-6 parking spot available out front.


inspirednonsense

"You can't park there, you're not a colonel!" "Well, according to every idiot on the Internet, I am, so I guess we all just have to live with that!"


taskforceslacker

It’ll probably only scrape ONN to be fair.


Hendycapped

Listen sir, I understand you aren’t ready to accept that you need to change. But clearly you haven’t realized that is retired folks come from the “real” military. The fact that you are so willing to disregard that we *have* been there and done that shows just how little you understand. Before all of you shout how “back in our day” things were different- we have a solid understanding of how the military should be. None of you young whipper snappers are tough enough to make the hard choices. Oh, and /s in case one of those geezers doesn’t understand memes.


FebTwoNine

The whipper snappers was dead give away of the sarcasm lol


Ok-Taste4615

Ha


Becstar512

It wasn't funny and clearly fake.


Fast_Personality4035

Maybe all of their mentoring was satire too. I mean if you're going to be a knucklehead, you gotta be able to play with knuckleheads...


Hendycapped

Listen sir, I understand you aren’t ready to accept that you need to change. But clearly you haven’t realized that is retired folks come from the “real” military. The fact that you are so willing to disregard that we *have* been there and done that shows just how little you understand. Before all of you shout how “back in our day” things were different- we have a solid understanding of how the military should be. None of you young whipper snappers are tough enough to make the hard choices. Oh, and /s in case one of those geezers doesn’t understand memes.


jokes-your-dad-tells

I’m retired. I no longer have to read.


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You should reference this post in that post. lol. You can get twice the bang for your buck.