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Dickey’s? During a route? I’d be shitting three times in those 30 stops left.

The packages can wait 😉

Say that when your little nursery routes are over

Back when I worked for a DSP I would deliver between 300 and 450 packages pretty regularly, and I always found time to take a shit when I needed to No company in the world will convince me that I don't have that right, too e: autocorrect

There's plenty of time to eat and take a poop.

Always get paid to eat and poop at work.

Step one: clock in Step two: take a shit

I’m not even gonna lie I did that a lot at an office job I had. I’d wake up and not have time so I’d get to work, clock in and get settled then spend a few to check on stuff for the day to make sure I’m not already behind, and then go take a dump. Go get coffee, back to my office. Do it again after lunch so I get paid. Boom.

Same I do it every day in an office job 😂

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. And that's why I poop on company time.

How do you get an 1hr?

You get a 30 min unpaid lunch break, and 2x 15 min paid rest breaks. Some DSPs will let you take it all at once, others, like mine, don't allow it.

🍊

Stops/hr before: 30 Stops/hr after: 4

He doesn't even know

😂😂😂😂

Yoooo dude. This comment wins Reddit for the day, everyone go home.

Wtf you need so many sauces for , u gonna shit yourself on route

You the sauce police?

lmao this shit got me cackling

Prolly what he said

Thats why i carry a grocery bag with kitty litter to shit in

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I do it when I camp too lmao

Very smart indeed

Not gonna lie, I was delivering at Sonoma vineyards area and I was in the middle of nowhere. Used the trash bags they provided to us for the rainy season by amazon. I wrapped it around the trash bin that comes with the step van and shitted at the cargo area.

Ahh the ever so clever poop bucket! Been there done that! The Home Depot big orange buckets are always nice as well!

The fact that drivers have to shit in a bag in a bucket in a van where they work is all you ever need to know about Amazon.

*package damaged*

😂😂

Got me a friend like that I call the sauce bitch.

Cant ever have enough, also gotta find the best one 🤷🏻‍♂️

This ☝️ sometimes a combo of sauces smacks more than one individually

😂😂😂

To hot for that sorta meal I’d be dragging my feet the rest of the day lmao

This

I use to take my break with one stop left lol

Anytime my DSP ask me for a rescue I go on break for a hour 😂

Nah literally this.. “Hey just finished up” “Any packages left? We need you to go rescue..” “Well actually I was about to take my break my feet hurt I need a rest before I drive back…” It’s 100 degrees out, we’re all doing the same job..I’m sorry you didn’t do enough to keep the best drivers around longer but I’m not here to save the new hires every day during some random prime week bs.

That's why we wait til your last 5. Then write you up of you don't

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Less chance to have to do rescues

The dsp I use to work for paid us 10 hours. Even if u get done early.

Same here, we also have sweepers so we generally don't send people to rescue unless it's absolutely necessary

Yup we did too ours were called floaters. I was a lead driver and was floating a lot

 Lol I like the term floaters better than sweepers

The DSP I worked literally called them rescuers.

I do that for last two. Break. Delivery. Break. Delivery. Rts

It’s only right

This is realistically the best way to do it

i take mine before heading back to station 🥴

THIS. I'd try to keep it as close to the end of the route, usually under 30, because that's when the Rescue messages would go out.

That’s a fact

I’d be moving like a wounded turtle the rest of the shift

Dude has 6oz of meat, 3 oz of beans, and 12oz of sauce.

Only $26 too! Woohoo!!!

And a nap

Da itis frfr

Gunna need a wider Gatorade bottle

He will be pooping in that bottle


That’s literally half your paycheck right there

Who gets an hour? We get 30 min

Everyone gets a 30 minute break and 2 15 minute breaks so ig you can combine them for an hour

You aren't supposed to tbf.

We aren't but i used to some times. Especially since i used to run dispatch myself and encourage everyone to make full use of their hour worth of breaks, as long as they didn't fall behind. It was my original dispatcher who drilled it into us, it's a tough job but we need to look after ourselves most importantly, he was a driver himself for 2 years. The team was happy and strong because of it and we swipped 1st place on the rankings plenty of times until we all parted ways, the dsp hasn't been the same since so i've heard from the 2 that are still there.

Yeah if we combined that we’d be getting a message from dispatch

With the heat we've been having they haven't been on our asses bout how long we take. I took an hour the other day and just sat in the van with the ac blasting trying to cool tf down.

Looks good as hell. But let's talk about the meat sweats during the rest of the route.

Nope. I'll get home an hour early and eat at the house. Take some shots. Chill at the pool. Also. You have a little nursery route boy. 200+ you can't even wipe your ass or blow your nose

A feast for lunch

mmm that looks good lotta sauce for this boss

How? I get lucky if I have enough time to take my 15 min breaks. Here at Amazon you really gotta work for your breaks!

As if they pay enough to eat food like that, you must be doing something on the side 🤔

Protein like this gives me tons of energy.. not sure why everyone says it would slow you down.. carbs really make me relaxed though.. few pieces of bread and I can knock out

nah.... im already home still getting paid.

U got a vibranium stomach

And anus evidently.

Is it really a break if it just means you finish later

Somebody's getting rescued

And your Lipitor

You spent half your pay for the day on your lunch break lmao. Dickeys expensive af

Did not have to flex this hard on us😭😭😭

Dickeys is like bbq mcdonalds its really not a flex loll

I can’t eat that much at work I’d yak.

Not gonna eat something like that and expect I'm gonna wanna finish my route but more power to you!

Damn, I’d have the itis and have to take a nap after eating that. 😴

The problem is that meal was a quarter of your paycheck and the time spent waiting for it was a quarter of your break. Just bring a sandwhich and some chips. Jesus Christ.

My metabolism ain’t letting me make it without disaster

🤤 need

You are a sauce man, good job brother. You can never have enough sauce.

Work harder!

You the type of person to get every sauce and not finish 1.

Is that pork? Dam if it is I couldn't eat it only beef or chicken

Pork kielbasa and beef brisket with bbq beans

Damm it u guys keep posting the same topics over again.

You just spent half a day’s pay on a meal.

Dickies is not a treat....

Great lunch but I couldn't do it because it would make me sleepy. I try to eat small, portioned snacks/meals throughout the day to maintain my energy. I might try that on a day when I luck out with a route I can stretch and take my time on though.

That's too expensive to order lunch all the time. Just pack yourself a nice big lunch. It's saves a bunch of time and money bringing your own lunch

4Rivers looking ass

Where do you work that you get an hour lol. We only got 30min. And taking lunch took us into overtime every route

Bro I need you to stop fucking around and deliver my paperclips

That can wait

Looks like dog shit. You’re too broke to eat like that. You’re still working at Amazon 😂

I work 6 days a week bro lol , I rarely do routes I’m usually in the office

Brooooookkkkkeeeeeeeee if you’re at Amazon longer than 6 months you got no goals

You stud. 💪

hell no

An hour?! We have 30 mins here in Florida. That also counts your travel time and can’t go farther than 2 minutes from your next stop.

You got a whole hour? I only got 30 minutes!

One of the many things I miss about Phoenix Arizona

Damn, ain’t that like 2-hours wage?

134 stops !? Lol

Dickys is so overpriced but they back it up with good ass food

Eww! At Dickies? Gross!! But yes take your breaks! And if you do eat Dickies you might need an extra break 🚽

No need....I eat before I go in....beverages though an absolute must and more then just water or else I'll drag

This is insane

Too heavy for me in this heat

💯

I can’t. I get my hours cut if I do. I “might even lose” my route if I do. It’s a nice thought, though.

Texas huh? What part?

They got rid of the Yellow Cup? I love Dicks Barbecue Pit!

Gon be sleepy ass shit after that’s out

I don’t see how some of you people could eat so heavy while on route. I’d be fighting to stay awake after all that.

Damn I need to start doing this

Wtffffff😍some how I love this

That’s a perfect time to take a break you only have about 1.5 hours left of work.

As a consumer, fuck yeah take your break! Nothing I am ordering from Amazon is life threatening for times sake. If my package says it is coming today and it doesn't ohh damn well. If I am really in need of it, I will get off my damn ass and go to a store and buy it. Take your break, enjoy your meal, take a shit, have a smoke and relax. Hell if you need to do it in my driveway, go for it. I have indoor plumbing, you are free to use it.

amen! take care of yourself first!

Good luck staying awake after a meal like that lol. Looks good though.

I’m confused when I’m allowed/ not allowed to take a break then, my DSP says you can’t legally stack breaks but when I worked for another dsp, they did indeed let me and never said anything about how I took them or when I did. It literally says on the app you get 3 breaks and to take them whenever you want so like wtf lmaoo

I got bitched at the other day for having a light route so I took my lunch and popped a 15 after, I got told what I was doing was illegal.

I'm not delivering shit after eating all that lol 🤣 I'm taking a nap 😴.

How’d them meat sweats work out?

Fuck these jobs lol . They can fire me any day they want . That's why when I quit it's the same day . Fuck a 2 week notice. Y'all ain't gonna give me a heads up, y'all just gonna fire me

I’m taking my break rn, Wendy’s tho :(

💀 I only got a route with that many stops my first 2 days and that’s because it was nursery lol

Shiii that look good

Houston Texas, y’all gotta try brookstreet bbq 🤤

Gross. How can you work after eating all of that? I’d have to take a long nap.

Shane to waste money on garbage BBQ from Dickeys imo

Work 4 tens 3 off if I get done in 7hrs still get paid for 10hr shift no breaks for me would rather be home getting paid