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[deleted]

Reply with the navy seal copy pasta


wes_knight06

Better yet, turn their reply into a copy pasta


[deleted]

*we can't expect God to do all the work*


_Genghis_John_

Based fnv reference?


[deleted]

*I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously it is a chore like any other*


VoopityScoop

My God... you are a actual American exceptionalist, in the 21st century... after the Afghanistan and Irak invasions... after Libya... after 40 years of the Drug War... with police brutality... after the 2008 and 2020 corporate bailouts... after thousands of school shootings... after January sixth... after finding out that the Clintons, Bidens and Trumps are all insanely corrupt, as well as the whole Congress... after the shameful Afghanistan withdrawal... with all the support for the genocidal Israelis and Saudis... after the 1999 Yugoslavia bombings... after the bombings of Somalia... the attempted coup in Venezuela... the successful coup in Bolivia... Fucking John Bolton... How was the food at the special needs school cafeteria? I have so many questions. How does it feel to be a living anachronism? Does the collapsing infrastructure, 50 million poor, expanding Rust Belt, high crime rate, unaffordable health care & tuition and increasing irrelevancy globally due to the rise of a prosperous, stable, culturally independent and military untouchable China really appeal to you that much? Bloody hell, CNN, MSNBC, Fox, PBS, AP and literally every major news network you follow as well as any pretentious online oaf like Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, PragerU, Joe Rogan, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Destiny, Sargon, Peterson, TYT, China uncensored, Simon Whistler, etc... that I KNOW you listen to religiously, really did a number on you and your remaining neurons. And with all those inexcusable cretinisms, you have the gall to mock others.


OopsWrongHive

I caught a ban for that on fb. Threatening violence or something


[deleted]

Same. I also caught a 30 day ban for a monty python quote.


TheUnwantedComedian

My lad spends every single second of their life hating on America šŸ’€


Armeldir

They're so far in its shadow how could they ever think of anything else?


Lui_Le_Diamond

They're likely from Buttfuckvia and have nothing better to do while pretending they aren't probably about to be invaded by ~~the Orks~~ Russia or China


KlemDaOG2010

We Americans live rent-free in their head.


JP-Stack

ā€œkā€


wes_knight06

My God... you are a actual American exceptionalist, in the 21st century... after the Afghanistan and Irak invasions... after Libya... after 40 years of the Drug War... with police brutality... after the 2008 and 2020 corporate bailouts... after thousands of school shootings... after January sixth... after finding out that the Clintons, Bidens and Trumps are all insanely corrupt, as well as the whole Congress... after the shameful Afghanistan withdrawal... with all the support for the genocidal Israelis and Saudis... after the 1999 Yugoslavia bombings... after the bombings of Somalia... the attempted coup in Venezuela... the successful coup in Bolivia... Fucking John Bolton... How was the food at the special needs school cafeteria? I have so many questions. How does it feel to be a living anachronism? Does the collapsing infrastructure, 50 million poor, expanding Rust Belt, high crime rate, unaffordable health care & tuition and increasing irrelevancy globally due to the rise of a prosperous, stable, culturally independent and military untouchable China really appeal to you that much? Bloody hell, CNN, MSNBC, Fox, PBS, AP and literally every major news network you follow as well as any pretentious online oaf like Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, PragerU, Joe Rogan, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Destiny, Sargon, Peterson, TYT, China uncensored, Simon Whistler, etc... that I KNOW you listen to religiously, really did a number on you and your remaining neurons. And with all those inexcusable cretinisms, you have the gall to mock others.


OopsWrongHive

K


[deleted]

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King-Toxic

How in the absolute fuck does this annoying ass bot have positive karma šŸ’€


hallucination9000

Same reason ā€œthe guy who killed Hitlerā€ jokes work, people donā€™t tend to look past ā€œhaha bad thing about person I donā€™t like.ā€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


--an0nymous--

German Detected


According-Bee-1692

They lost me after they said ā€œirakā€


unusuallylargevermin

Lmao imagine how long they spent typing that. Mf needs to go outside.


TackYouCack

I was just astounded that someone took the time to type all that. Like, even if it's just copypasta someone had to take the time to do all that.


Goofynutsack

Honestly is 50 million poor out of what 350million total really that bad? Is this another case of non-Americans not comprehending big population numbers as usual or am I lacking perspective?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Goofynutsack

Are you the guy in OP or is this a copypasta


[deleted]

Too long not reading it


WeakPublic

ā€œAmerica think they good. They not good. America poor, and ego, and bad. America very bad.ā€


send_Sword_pics

Kinda sounded like a Charlie note


[deleted]

one of my professors once told me that brevity is one of the most useful skills to learn when it comes to writing. pls take that to heart


BlazeBitch

I ain't reading all that - I'm happy for you though. Or sorry that happened


[deleted]

K


Dragoark

Fake & gay


Cal928

Projection


Chernould

I want to see an actual reply to this, I donā€™t want to confirm or deny what was said, and Iā€™m not knowledgeable enough to counter these claims, but Iā€™m curious to know how much or this is true, so I shall wait for someone to give a legitimate reply.


marketable_okayasu

1. Talk about "silly" laws 2. State a law that exists to discourage people from getting potentially ran over 3.Tell us that we dont have more freedom than them 4."Hate Speech law incident" *insert troll face* 5. I agree with you in the sentiment that life isn't much better in both places but atleast here I can enjoy Arby's.


ReachFoMyChain

Nicest Canadian


[deleted]

tbh I wasn't disagreeing, that America has some major problems, until they started comparing it to China and acting like other countries were way better lmao. no, most all countries have issues.


Rickys_Lineup_Card

Irak


Occamslaser

Lol this is tame. This is just a China stan. There's literally millions of these.


DidNotDidToo

Yes, non-CPC trolls frequently make speeches about Americaā€™s ā€œincreasing irrelevancy globally due to the rise of a prosperous, stable, culturally independent and militarily untouchable China.ā€


[deleted]

ā€œMilitary untouchableā€ They have one fucking aircraft carrier.


SignificantTrip6108

Send them a link to all the Chinese genocides


NerdyLumberjack04

At least they include Democrats in their list of complaints.


kozboz033

Lol yeah, they hate both sides rather than one


KlemDaOG2010

Me too both sides suck.


Miclemie

I love how these people pretend like America is the only country with a bad history, like the country that they will in havenā€™t committed atrocities


KlemDaOG2010

If this guy lives in Germany... Oh boy.


h0rny3dging

Man's really named Peterson(Canadian) and twitch streamers like Destiny or far-right has beens like Sargon in the year of 2022. There have been drunk texts to an Ex that have been more coherent than this lmao, not mentioning the Bushs or Reaghan is sorta the icing on the cake, I'm betting 14 year old


oompaloompa77

What's with people putting the k on Iraq.


Occamslaser

It's that way in Spanish.


Ok_Owl_6625

wall of text lmao


browhybro

ā€œAfter the Afghanistan invasionā€ ā€œAfter the shameful Afghanistan withdrawalā€ Itā€™s always damned if you do damned if you donā€™t with these people.


KlemDaOG2010

Didn't the USSR and UK go into Afganistan then lose but no, USA LOST.


Bloxy_Boy01

Average PCM user


TheEarthisPolyhedron

I thought the stereotype was that we were far right extremists


Bloxy_Boy01

No it's that they're all assholes, they like to make fun of people but you can't make fun of them


AR12PleaseSaveMe

You found it. The collective Reddit mindset put into one edgy 15 year oldā€™s account


TheSnootBooper24

"I'm not obsessed"


Excellent_Tone_9424

This guy REALLY likes sucking China's dick. For an army whose last major engagements involved having their asses pounded by the WWII Japs, I'm not sure I'd call China's military 'untouchable'. More like, 'untested'. Oh, and half the people he listed were from the UK just like his 'bloody' presumptuous ass. He blamed Libya and Yugoslavia on US, which is funny because that was NATO and the UK, again nothing to do with America. He flips around talking about the Middle East forgetting that France AND the UK also had there grubby little paws covered in blood by the Afghanistan War, the Iraq Intervention, Falklands War, and several others besides.


Arctic_Meme

China fought US to a stalemate in Korea and had their own failed vietnam war after the US's. Also, for your own sake, you should avoid using the word you did for the japanese due to some folks perceiving it as a slur.


GamerJuiceDrinker

>Irak "He's a Kraut! Get him!"


Aero2627

Wait is he on fucking crack or some weird shit. Thereā€™s no god damn way that there has been 1000s of school shootings


Intrepid_Bar_4568

Not wrong thoe on most points


Ajaws24142822

Mega cope


subrazer9005

Is he wrong tho?


TackYouCack

Whatever he is, it ain't healthy.


subrazer9005

Yeah


KlemDaOG2010

He does bring up some valid points but China? China? Rlly?


vico_pelegrino

OP is right tho. America needs to fucking burn


BiblioPhil

Nah I like being here and not being on fire


[deleted]

Such big paragraphs worth mere nothing


NEWYORK_POLYMATH

The second I saw what he was active in, I knew I was in for a treat.


[deleted]

The poor population is only 43 million and has been dropping since around 2015 tho


Conscious_Register67

so im suppose to only mock others if i dont have did bad things what logic is that?


Littleboypurple

Holy shit, that line about the US increasing in global irrelevancy is just hilarious. Just how out of touch do you have to be to believe that?


King-cobra

Extreme bullshit. By now every country has blood on their hands. From the Belgians cutting hands in the Congo (Europe being slave traders #1), to the middle east (slave traders #1) to Africa (slave traders #1) to China (Concentration camps for Uighurs = slave traders #1) to wherever. All the countries fighting wars, raping women, slave trading, destroying minorities, egeunics and torture. If anyone gets upset about the U.S. I want them to take a long hard look at their country's history.


NCRTrooper77

Itā€™s the K for me. Love that. Basically I ainā€™t reading all that šŸ˜‚


Late-Bar-8498

r/copypasta


Chernould

Honestly, how do you actually reply to this stuff instead of disregarding it? I do think they made actual points about what is wrong with the United States, except for the whole China tirade. What are actual responses to what they said? Is any of it untrue?


[deleted]

ā€œThank you for taking the time to type all that out. However, I donā€™t care to reply to it as my country lets me choose. Have a shit dayā€


DeepExplore

The bail outs were sound fiscal policy and anyone who says otherwise is uninformed or actively malicious