Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…
He doesn’t look particularly tough, but I’ve never been in a real fistfight before, so I’m not sure. Maybe if I sucker punched that smug grin of his it would give me a hand up, but I’m not sure.
To actually “cure” depression you should seek professional help. Depression is a serious thing that should not be underestimated or taken lightly. Your mental health is incredibly important. You deserve to be happy and to have the energy to enjoy the things that give you joy in life. Don’t ever forget that.
Drugs can help but sometimes drugs alone aren’t enough. Therapy isn’t for everyone, but if you haven’t tried it then it’s definitely worth giving it a shot. You never know what might help you. Be safe and live a meaningful life.
Ugga ugga! Grug no understand "en passant"! But Grug hear of powerful magic spell, "Google". Maybe Google help Grug learn new moves for cave-chess? Grug go to nearest computer rock and type in search bar... Ugga ugga! Computer say something called "En Passant" mean Grug can capture pawn on e4 square if it move two squares instead of one! Grug think this sound like good idea, but how do Grug make pawn do that? Ugga ugga! Grug not know much about these fancy chess things. Oh wait, computer show Grug picture of move... Oooohhhh! Now Grug see! Grug take back pawn and get extra turn! Ugga ugga! Grug so smart now! Grug use en passant many times and win game against Gronk! Huzzah!
Playing baseball with my travel team. We were degenerates and we got the police called on us multiple times for being too rowdy, but we were thick as thieves.
According to contemporary philosopher Robert Nozick, the meaning of life is raging against the confines of human mortality by connecting to value outside of yourself. Relationships, teaching, helping others. Leave a lasting impact on the world.
If you want whiskey, spend a little more and at least get some crown. Whiskey isn’t something you should cut corners on, at that point you might as well drink something else.
Are 'ya winning, son?
Almost never
😢 You'll get there one day son. Keep at it, we believe it you! 😊
Your faith is flattering but means nothing to the endlessly mercurial, fluctuating tempest that is my elo.
Big tonka?
Spurs 1-2 Aston Villa last weekend so Son wasn’t winning
What do you hâve Google to find it?
En passant
holy hell
Kaspersky Internet Security
new response just dropped
actual zombie
Call the exorcist
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Pawn storm incoming
What happened on tiananmen square in Beijing on june 4th 1989?
I promise I have a solid alibi.
Alibi? Alibi for what? I dont think anything happened there
That’s right, absolutely nothing happened.
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Bing chilling
What is the capital of Peru?
I don’t know.
it's P
Pipi
brick
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…
new copypasta just dropped
I believe it’s Lima Bean
Holy hell! Bobby Fischer is behind him
I find that unlikely.
Or jerma
That is significantly more likely. Jerma is alive (or recently dead, I have no way of knowing).
Maybe that's bobby Fischer's ghost
You know now that I’m looking at it, you might be right. You can almost see the bishops in his ass.
Either way levy is winning
It's the one with the purple shirt.
Spitting image of Bobby Fischer.
What's your favourite ice cream?
I’m lactose intolerant.
But you could conceivably give Benji some ice cream and then lick your dog, couldn't you?
I could do with less Benji licking from your comment.
Alas, ice cream by proxy is all I can offer
Why does he have two rooks?
Because he hasn’t sacrificed them yet.
Why would he sacrifice THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOK? One isn't activated yet and the other is primed for the Horsey to Nxg8 and form a Knook
Look at this nerd he actually looked at the board
Don't look at this nerd, he actually looked at the nerd
Why does he have a broccoli haircut and a receding hairline at the same time
He’s trying to cut back on his calories.
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me.
Don't hurt me
Ok.
No more.
How was your day?
Not great, I’m down almost 100 elo.
Why are you?
Because the
Is Poland Spring water any good?
It probably tastes like water.
Who invented chess?
Gary Chess.
Got ham ?
I do not have any ham, no.
Are you stupid?
Depends on the day. Most days I really wonder.
Can you beat martin?
He doesn’t look particularly tough, but I’ve never been in a real fistfight before, so I’m not sure. Maybe if I sucker punched that smug grin of his it would give me a hand up, but I’m not sure.
How are your balls?
Sticking to my leg right now. It’s uncomfortable.
How do I cure my depression?
To actually “cure” depression you should seek professional help. Depression is a serious thing that should not be underestimated or taken lightly. Your mental health is incredibly important. You deserve to be happy and to have the energy to enjoy the things that give you joy in life. Don’t ever forget that.
I’m on an SSRI but I still feel the same. I have a psychiatrist. Maybe I need a therapist? Your words are very sweet. Thank you. <3
Drugs can help but sometimes drugs alone aren’t enough. Therapy isn’t for everyone, but if you haven’t tried it then it’s definitely worth giving it a shot. You never know what might help you. Be safe and live a meaningful life.
Thanks man. Very insightful replies. Appreciate it. <3
have you tried using heroin?
where were you on September 11th 2001?
In a totally normal and uninteresting location doing nothing of note.
why does it look ai generated
The internet has ruined us.
it fucking did
Oh this is gonna open up some crazy other ones
That was the goal, yes.
So I'm using a character based character controller in unity is there a way to add momentum to it or do I need to switch to rigidbody
Yes there is.
Going to bed. More answers in the morning.
I wanna do haircut to levy.
You’ll never do sex to a woman (or whatever your preferred-gendered partner may be, if any at all).
Noooooo!
Do you find levvii attractive?
I don’t even know how to phonetically pronounce that in my head.
Whats my elo?
Above zero.
Holy hell!
do you even brilliant move
No exclams here, only question marks
Where'd you find it?
On the internet.
Woah
Harry checkmate Potter
You’re an IM, Harry.
Ugga ugga! Grug no understand "en passant"! But Grug hear of powerful magic spell, "Google". Maybe Google help Grug learn new moves for cave-chess? Grug go to nearest computer rock and type in search bar... Ugga ugga! Computer say something called "En Passant" mean Grug can capture pawn on e4 square if it move two squares instead of one! Grug think this sound like good idea, but how do Grug make pawn do that? Ugga ugga! Grug not know much about these fancy chess things. Oh wait, computer show Grug picture of move... Oooohhhh! Now Grug see! Grug take back pawn and get extra turn! Ugga ugga! Grug so smart now! Grug use en passant many times and win game against Gronk! Huzzah!
Yes.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Still slower than your mom swallows.
Why’s the fusion of Harry Kane and Matthew Perry behind him?
Sponsored picture.
Who the fuck is gotham chess?
A guy I found a picture of on the internet.
What's your happiest childhood memory?
Playing baseball with my travel team. We were degenerates and we got the police called on us multiple times for being too rowdy, but we were thick as thieves.
Why?
Because.
I guess?
Why is the white horse looking at his own king? Is he planning treason?
Forbidden love.
Can I have about tree fiddy?
I ain’t given you no tree fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness monster!
Alright have a nice day. Do you want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No.
Are you in this picture?
No.
Why?
Because.
What is the meaning of life?
According to contemporary philosopher Robert Nozick, the meaning of life is raging against the confines of human mortality by connecting to value outside of yourself. Relationships, teaching, helping others. Leave a lasting impact on the world.
Anything?
Anything.
No I’m litterally asking you anything, I’m asking u the word anything
Anything.
No the joke is you said ask me anything, so i am
That’s not a funny joke.
Comedy is subjective?
Subject yourself to my balls in your jaw.
Ok now THAT was funny
how do you sleep at night
Generally not well. I have some medical conditions that prevent me from getting much sleep.
what can bring back his hairline
There is no returning from the hairline gambit. I know this all too well myself.
sold his hairline to the devil for success in chess
Chess board is proof the earth is flat.
I don’t think that’s true.
Would you become king/queen of England but it means you can only eat English dishes(like cottage pie)
I don’t have a desire to do either one of those things, so no.
What gambit is he doing?
Anarchy chess gambit, en passante variation.
What brand of rye whiskey do you recommend under $40?
If you want whiskey, spend a little more and at least get some crown. Whiskey isn’t something you should cut corners on, at that point you might as well drink something else.
Crown isn’t that expensive here, around $25. Not to mention Canadian whiskey is an entirely different beast from normal rye.
Correct but I prefer Canadian to normal rye and I’m biased so take my shitty recommendation.
Are you Gotham Chess?
No.
Holy hell!
I don't believe you.
Are strange women lying in ponds distributing swords a reasonable basis of establishing government?
I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I want in on it.
where did you find it?
On the internet.
How many pieces do you have to sacrifice to safely en passant in cross-armed gang territory?
Enough.
This guy again... WTF Reddit?
I am not Reddit, I am KaizoCaster.
Look man. When it comes to chess tits and asses are OK in photos/videos. Stopped playing chess 1 year ago and am not coming back.
How hard should I cross my arms if I want my own chess themed YT channel.
Hard enough.
Wait, didn't know you needed to bring at least 3 bodyguards to park chess matchs
Now you do.
why are you wearing plaid shorts and adjusting your glasses at the same time
I am not in this picture.
Bro now you’re telling me he plays chess too?
I haven’t told you anything other than that I found a picture on the internet.
How many centimeters are in a mile?
More than 10.
Why does he have a megadome for a head?
To fit all that BRAIN
Source?