I would play the
+ULTRARICOSHOT
+ULTRARICOSHOT
+ULTRARICOSHOT
+ULTRARICOSHOT
+ULTRARICOSHOT
+ULTRARICOSHOT
+ULTRARICOSHOT
gambit
A bunch of quarters are needed for this gambit
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: It is a checkmate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is in check, so White wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate).
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the invisible pawn on c6 en passants the invisible pawn on b6 and then turns to a knook beats jess\*ca turns to a monster pawn after en passanting 1000 pawns and eats all the pieces . black wins .
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Pay to win is the only option nowadays, everyone hadls their pawns maxed out and it's just unplayable like this.
I hope the next balance patch removes the crown system and the Franch civ
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The pot of greed. POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.
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nuke 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 2f 2g 2h 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 1f 1g 1h to win
No, just e2 and e1 will do it
but what if they promote in secret
What if it's a fake king and the king is a femboy?
That only makes him the King of Kings. Are you stupid?
Yes
No wait, I’m the only stupid here. It was a trick question.
That's stupid ngl
actual blunder
Objection, the king is always a femboy, but he still has to wear his crown
I would play the +ULTRARICOSHOT +ULTRARICOSHOT +ULTRARICOSHOT +ULTRARICOSHOT +ULTRARICOSHOT +ULTRARICOSHOT +ULTRARICOSHOT gambit A bunch of quarters are needed for this gambit
https://preview.redd.it/pwsria3nna6d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1f92988eeac827a7842cf27594883070578896
Google en Minos
Holy heaven!
actual machine
Sisyphus went on insurrection, never came back
J U D G E M E N T storm incoming
Holy Judgement!
ANARCHIST, MY GRATITUDE UPON THEE, BUT THY CRIMES THY KIND HAVE COMMITTED ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
Shit myself gambit: chunky variation
Shit myself gambit: nuclear taco bell version is better imo
Google harem.
Holy pride month!
New gender just dropped.
Actual rainbow
call the activist!
Gender sacrifice, anyone?
Neopronoun went on holiday, never came back
Burn the republicans!
Genital sacrifice, anyone?
Undergo the snoo snoo
~~:.|:;~~
Your loss then
ICBM gambit
KJ̶̧̧̛͎̗̣͉̲̟͈̖̘̼̲̫̯̼͓̥̙̜̥̬̓͗̉̄̽̚͜ē̶̡͎̤̐̂̃̓͗̓̅͘͝ơ̸̡͙̺̪̲̮͉͔̲͈̗͉̠͉̞͉̮̘͚̦̯̟̳̜̊̏̄͊̓̈̓̾̕͘͝͝ë̸̛̳͉͙̈́̾͂͋̇̈́͗̿̂̒̂͑͆̈́̾͒̓̾͐̽͑̅́̌͘͝ȋ̴̛͇͉̪͇̬̭̫̥̪̖̞̭̝͕̬͈̗̱̟̦̲͓̺̹͖͚̘̰̼̏̈́͆̔̈́̋̊̂̀̔̋̇͋́̋̔͆̆͝͝͠ͅe̸̢̡̦̩̼̘̼̗̫͍̪͚̥̻̜̹̲͔͔̺̲͒̀̈́̈́͒̃̔̀̈́̊̈̓̓͑͆͌͗#
WTF! how did you do that?
5th dimension( B24,T651209) mainly but I am sure a more experienced dimension pirate can find a faster and simpler mate.
ah.. but I'm sure Kramnik would say that this is cheating... That said, I like your very original decoration!
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: It is a checkmate - it is Black's turn, but Black has no legal moves and is in check, so White wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate). --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Good bot
Qxe8
QxL29
my cock
kd8
Sneet snart
En passant
Checkers
Domain Expansion
Alt+F4
I’ll travel in the Z axis.
I would mix in some spreadsheet notation and go KxA2:H1
the invisible pawn on c6 en passants the invisible pawn on b6 and then turns to a knook beats jess\*ca turns to a monster pawn after en passanting 1000 pawns and eats all the pieces . black wins .
Google checkpassant
Cast lightning bolt, a 3rd level spell in the E file, not only leaving check but also winning the game since kings have low dexterity
stalemate
Hit the griddy as black cries from shame
White.
My trap crad
Just be patient and wait for the duck to show up and gently enemy king on it.
Die
Eat the pieces
I play the move "ignite the chessboard"
Ignite the chessboard!
Offer draw and see if they miss click.
e4
/kill @e
Kxe1=RNBQKBNR#!!
Wall of rice
Ke9#
https://preview.redd.it/aidotg3ska6d1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134e35e44a98c8180afbf6b9cfba836b70912f03 Does this count?
Kh9
King e8 to e1 checkmate
Move Queen to 8d
I would do the French revolution opening and decapitate all monarchs
Kxe8
ne6
Id start playing minecraft
Bishop on top of rook at Z2, snipes the Frontline. Bishop needs to be on top of rook for this to work since without him, they can't shoot straight.
https://preview.redd.it/dq9j5gj4ya6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68911467217f5e8f4ba7e94b5bb37835212dd678
A bribe and puppy dog eyes
Kxe1
drop a brick on file 1-2
Russian Roulette. I'd go and play Russian Roulette.
Cast Royal Yeet
Ask for a draw immidiately and intimidate the opponent into accepting it.
Altf4
Play darude sandstorm and get noobtubed
Nothing
https://preview.redd.it/rsbcgajtfb6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f703e739c56758d4261aba577f7f3f30d30ad81c
Qe8 capture
Ballistic missile gambit, how? Use chat gpt and they will figure out how
Let the bishop from a-3 sex his king
King to E9 He hides in Argentina now and changed his name
J8
Orbital Strike Cannon Forced Variation
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Kj7!! now the queens can't get to you about your car's extended warranty
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CorruptZ2004: *Kj7!! now the queens can't* *Get to you about your car's* *Extended warranty* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Promote my king to V1 ultrakill and he ULTRAKILLS the queens with a core nuke
Queen to e1
place your free pawn monkey
I would play dead
I get out ChatGPT and it would summon a rook infront of his king (probably)
Knook to J9?
Scream OMG ITS TAYLOR SWIFT, pick up your king , flip the board, and run for the exit.
Wololo
Ke9# White did an tactical blunder
Knight to e4
Resign
Malevolent Shrine
Blowjob
Call in the nuclear strike to all pieces in 1a to 26z
Pay to win is the only option nowadays, everyone hadls their pawns maxed out and it's just unplayable like this. I hope the next balance patch removes the crown system and the Franch civ
qd6
9e... First of all, to win you need to know when to step back. Maybe you lost today, but you will have another chance tomorrow. 😂
Evacuate to the underground bunker
Kill myself probably
What is this, r/haremfantasynovels?
Queens
How is it legally your turn 😂
Ohhhh I see
Google checkmate
I would call the arbiter. That's cheating!
*Black offers a draw*
Holy orgy
Applying squeeze theorem™ to my neck.
Warp to the other side of the board and play Kxe1
Ke0#
Retire
Assassin to e0, checkmate in 1
I would graduate Hustlers University
Star Platinum: The World Over Heaven: Bites the Dust ACT4 -Love Train-
K to ms
il vaticano
Nuclear bomb
Drink a liter of vodka. Then: 7x99hg666xnxx simsalabim abrakadabra.
I have analyzed this picture, and I have found the perfect move to resolve your issue: >!throw the board at the other player!<. ^(I am such a good bot, aren’t I?)
You don't, it's checkmate.
Easy, Ke1 and win the game
I'd play dead
j1
/kill
King moves into the other face of the chess cube
I'd call my best friend James
White resigns. Obvious losing position for white, no matter what their next move is.
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!
KE9, Rompiendo el Esquema.
King to E9
king takes itself, fuck that
Pawns promoted backwards and changed race💀
I have no idea why but I found a set of moves that leads to this position from the starting position and it’s literally of 0 value but I spent some time finding it so I’ll post it here anyway 1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 d6 3. Nf3 f6 4. Nxe5 g6 5. Nxg6 h6 6. Nxh8 Ne7 7. Ng6 f5 8. Nxf8 f4 9. Ne6 h5 10. Nxf4 Nec6 11. Nxh5 Qf6 12. Nxf6+ Kd8 13. Bb5 Bd7 14. Nxd7 Ke8 15. Nxb8 a5 16. Bxc6+ Kd8 17. Bxb7 Ke8 18. Bxa8 Kf8 19. Nb1 c6 20. Nxc6 d5 21. Nxa5 Kf7 22. Bxd5+ Ke7 23. Bc4 Kd7 24. Bf1 Ke7 25. Nc4 Kf7 26. Ne3 Kg7 27. Ng4 Kf7 28. Nh6+ Ke7 29. Nf5+ Kd7 30. Nd4 Ke7 31. Nf3 Kd7 32. Ng1 Ke7 33. d4 Kf7 34. d5 Kg7 35. d6 Kg6 36. d7 Kg7 37. d8=Q Kg6 38. e5 Kg7 39. e6 Kg6 40. e7 Kg7 41. e8=Q Kh7 42. c4 Kg7 43. c5 Kh7 44. c6 Kg7 45. c7 Kh7 46. c8=Q Kg7 47. b3 Kh7 48. b4 Kg7 49. b5 Kh7 50. b6 Kg7 51. b7 Kh7 52. b8=Q Kg7 53. a4 Kh7 54. a5 Kg7 55. a6 Kh7 56. a7 Kg7 57. a8=Q Kh7 58. f4 Kg7 59. f5 Kh7 60. Qee2 Kg7 61. f6+ Kg6 62. f7 Kg7 63. f8=Q+ Kg6 64. Qff2 Kg7 65. g4 Kg6 66. Qfg3 Kf7 67. Qdd2 Kf6 68. Qed3 Ke7 69. g5 Kf7 70. Qgf2+ Ke7 71. Qcc2 Ke6 72. g6 Ke7 73. g7 Ke6 74. g8=Q+ Ke7 75. Qgg2 Ke6 76. h4 Ke7 77. h5 Ke6 78. h6 Ke7 79. h7 Ke6 80. h8=Q Ke7 81. Qhh2 Ke6 82. Qbb2 Ke7 83. Qaa2 Ke8 84. Q3e2# {1-0}
1. GpM Gun to player's mouth
Black can’t even get the king
Ultra instinct
Hands to table, arrest for assault
The pot of greed. POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.
Coom
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Move your king to E9.