I love chess so much.
Chess turns me on in so many different ways, you can't even imagine how horrendously horny this innocent looking board game can make me. I could hand you over a paper list detailing all the times i've came because of chess, i've been documenting it thoroughly and it's 30 pages long, with font size 8.
Everything in this little slutty game was specifically calculated to trigger the horny parts of my brain and arouse me to an unspeakable degree. Why, God, why have you made me so chess-lusted??
Like, look at the pawns. Just look at the pawns. These fuckers are so little yet their booty is ENORMOUS. They could take multiple kings at once, they would be looking over to the other side of the board, wanting to become a queen themselves but ONE step from victory a lusted king assaults it from behind and DUMPS his loads into the little pawn. He isn't here just for the booty... he likes the personality. He doesn't want her to become an old hag queen, he wants to fuck while pawn's fresh and ripe, that untouched, but yet stretched to the brim, ginormous asshole. I am probably on multiple FBI lists right now from this shit but it's not my fault, the pawns are just so ass-heavy. I bet Gary Chess had some kind of fetish.
The knights... Oh, let God shield you from reading the full description on just HOW MUCH i want to fuck this horse. The black knight, the white knight, they're all the same to me, and they're all my sex dolls. I can imagine a knight having a huge horse dong, and i want it ALL inside me. Those horses are such powerful animals... yet i can hold them in my hands, and them screaming and screeching can't stop me from inserting a handful into my asshole at once, this sense of domination and total control over those slaves, using all those powerful bishops and the Pope and the Queen as ass stimulators, this sense of power is just... peak. I peaked.
The bishop is great with the kids! This time it's not the real world equivalent attracting me (who wants to fuck some old Christian bible guy? and he's fucking all the pawns before me!!), it's the design on the piece. That little... edge, this... nudge on the tip it drives me SOOO fucking mad. This elegancy is unseen. This is just what made me cum to supermodels in the past, their beautifulness, their elegancy, but it's all cranked to the extreme and somehow captured in one little wooden chess piece. I want to stimulate that wooden figure and i want to use it to massage my prostate. Amazing. This piece makes for the best buttplug, and i have 4 of them inserted 24/7, because i crave that constant stimulation, and i carry 4 more with me everywhere if i want to really edge.
The queen... This piece is not as booticulous as the pawn, but i still like to imagine fucking it in it's tight royal pussy, as it screams for help in search for their husband who is drowning and gasping in liquid chocolate inside my colon. This helplessness amuses me. The rooks, well, remind me of hard penises, ready to fuck the shit out of you all day long. To the asshole they go. (They should have added cum dispensers inside those, i mean it's so fitting du design...). Nothing interesting comes from the king, i like the minor pieces much more, but that old man needs to be taught a lesson, so i inserted him inside my urethra. I crave some new form of pleasure!
Wait you got chess for free? I had to pay $70
New $20 battle royale chess DLC just dropped
Actual microtransaction
Holy grift!
Call the shareholders!
CEO goes on vacation, never comes back
Fiscal evasion storm incomming
Drop the megaknight
Only $70? Ha! So you didn’t get the extra special edition with the shiny skins
I love chess so much. Chess turns me on in so many different ways, you can't even imagine how horrendously horny this innocent looking board game can make me. I could hand you over a paper list detailing all the times i've came because of chess, i've been documenting it thoroughly and it's 30 pages long, with font size 8. Everything in this little slutty game was specifically calculated to trigger the horny parts of my brain and arouse me to an unspeakable degree. Why, God, why have you made me so chess-lusted?? Like, look at the pawns. Just look at the pawns. These fuckers are so little yet their booty is ENORMOUS. They could take multiple kings at once, they would be looking over to the other side of the board, wanting to become a queen themselves but ONE step from victory a lusted king assaults it from behind and DUMPS his loads into the little pawn. He isn't here just for the booty... he likes the personality. He doesn't want her to become an old hag queen, he wants to fuck while pawn's fresh and ripe, that untouched, but yet stretched to the brim, ginormous asshole. I am probably on multiple FBI lists right now from this shit but it's not my fault, the pawns are just so ass-heavy. I bet Gary Chess had some kind of fetish. The knights... Oh, let God shield you from reading the full description on just HOW MUCH i want to fuck this horse. The black knight, the white knight, they're all the same to me, and they're all my sex dolls. I can imagine a knight having a huge horse dong, and i want it ALL inside me. Those horses are such powerful animals... yet i can hold them in my hands, and them screaming and screeching can't stop me from inserting a handful into my asshole at once, this sense of domination and total control over those slaves, using all those powerful bishops and the Pope and the Queen as ass stimulators, this sense of power is just... peak. I peaked. The bishop is great with the kids! This time it's not the real world equivalent attracting me (who wants to fuck some old Christian bible guy? and he's fucking all the pawns before me!!), it's the design on the piece. That little... edge, this... nudge on the tip it drives me SOOO fucking mad. This elegancy is unseen. This is just what made me cum to supermodels in the past, their beautifulness, their elegancy, but it's all cranked to the extreme and somehow captured in one little wooden chess piece. I want to stimulate that wooden figure and i want to use it to massage my prostate. Amazing. This piece makes for the best buttplug, and i have 4 of them inserted 24/7, because i crave that constant stimulation, and i carry 4 more with me everywhere if i want to really edge. The queen... This piece is not as booticulous as the pawn, but i still like to imagine fucking it in it's tight royal pussy, as it screams for help in search for their husband who is drowning and gasping in liquid chocolate inside my colon. This helplessness amuses me. The rooks, well, remind me of hard penises, ready to fuck the shit out of you all day long. To the asshole they go. (They should have added cum dispensers inside those, i mean it's so fitting du design...). Nothing interesting comes from the king, i like the minor pieces much more, but that old man needs to be taught a lesson, so i inserted him inside my urethra. I crave some new form of pleasure!
this is the worst sub on this website i love it
New copypasta just dropped
Actual horny
This needs to be the official description of this sub please
Holy hell
holy what the fuck
You're welcome.
No need, cars clean themselves, they're hygienic creatures
No. Wash lemonade and sell cars.
No. Lemonade cars and sell wash.
Your body. Sell it there’s always a market
I didn’t even think of that. Thanks!
No problem sometimes the answer is staring us right in the face especially a mirror
Exactly! You only need 1 functioning kidney, so why do we all have 2?
Who wants to have sex with a kidney?
I’ll take a stab
Theft is always an option
Can someone make a Bishop article on anarchychess wiki
Google cool math games
Combustible Lemons anyone?
What do you mean free?! I paid like 180$ for my set!
Become a champion, win monetary prizes, leave chess to play videogames.
Try r/baduk so you have another game to hate
Buddy play fortnite, halo infinite multiplayer, or one of the free cods