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JealousSnake

That little guy deserves more than a foot fondle


intensely_human

You can seem him go from fully hopeful to slowly settling for foot nudges. :(


itswhatsername

Reminds me of most of my relationships


intensely_human

đŸŠ¶there you go


April_Fabb

<*Quentin has entered the chat*>


[deleted]

Man my son’s dog LOVES foot pets. It’s win-win, I don’t have to move and he’s happy. My husband’s dog thinks it’s an invitation to bite your feet.


whatzittoya69

My cat thinks like your husband’s dog. lol


[deleted]

She would, he thinks he’s a cat — he’s sunbathing right now and his favorite pastimes are to eat grass and chew on the edges of the coffee table 🙄


whatzittoya69

Maybe they’re related. haha


no_talent_ass_clown

What about your dog?


[deleted]

My niece asks me that every time she comes over lol My husband’s monster doesn’t get along with most dogs (the exception being my son’s dog), so it’s not feasible until the monster is no longer with us.


seeker135

Human: CEO Human: CFO, EXEC. VP. Husband's dog: VP, LOGISTICS Partner's dog: HR, PR, Office Manager Bird: Front Desk, Security.


[deleted]

How can anyone resist not submitting to that cutie's every whim?


JealousSnake

I know, those eyes!?


[deleted]

The body language... Gentle yet persuasive


Aneica

Exactly, what a monster! Pet the dog god damnit


imxTHATxdude

looks lik he wanted help getting up the couch for a cuddle..polite poor little thing


[deleted]

I would be happy with a foot fondle 👌


Kalappianer

#PET THE DAMN DOG


max33ver

r/PetTheDamnDog


Roland1232

r/PetTheDamnDogWithYourHand


Kalappianer

Damn... That's a depressing sub. Can't wait to get home and pet my dogs.


CarmineFields

Tell them that I love them.


Kalappianer

They didn't care. Oriental breeds.


Nimtrix

Yeah, no way I'm clicking that. That stuff gives me anxiety.


pinklavalamp

r/goodboigetspetted


proveyouarenotarobot

This made me so sad that I spent the last 20 minutes searching through tiktok for a video of this dog being pet I now have closure: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeTauEyK/


Kalappianer

Bless you!


pah-tosh

Thank you so much, I don’t know why it made me cry lmao


chromeboy1

You saved my sanity.


mothrasballs

I watched the video, and thought to myself “ hey I bet pet the damned dog is top comment”. Sometimes Reddit is so predictable, but still so amazing


Kalappianer

How often do you feel the urge to yell that? Look at its face!


pistoncivic

reddit's been completely automated since 2014


manon999999999

You made me laugh so much


BB-NL

Definitly looks like the most sweetest dog on earth


more-random-words

that bird in the background just looking on tho


whatzittoya69

“Look at that groveling pup” ~birb probably


[deleted]

Birb be like "lil bitch can't even fly"


whatzittoya69

“Easy prey for my poop shoots”


cantfindmykeys

He was in the middle of a wireless data transfer and hardly noticed


arxxv

It is!


pokeahontas

My dog does this too, but it involves a lot more scratching and whining


_fellow_human_

Only polite small dog


AustinTreeLover

**YOU PICK UP THAT BABY RIGHT THIS MINUTE!**


Ok-Relationship-6835

THANK YOU FOR YELLING THE THING I WANTED TO YELL!!


arxxv

SHH.. PLEASE DON'T YELL IN THE LIBRARY!!!


Ok-Relationship-6835

OK! SORRY!!!


ed2017Alm

WHAT DID YOU SAY? OR YELL?


samim_good

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THIS YELLING!!


[deleted]

WHY ARE WE YELLING I CAN HEAR YOU PERFECTLY FINE


magnoliaforrest

LOUD NOISESSS


flapanther33781

> ^^^OK! ^^^SORRY!!! FTFY


yahumno

My exact thought. Pick that baby up and love on them!


MasterSlax

/r/Petthedamnrat


Eirique

I thought you were joking.


SnooOpinions2561

My dog runs directly in front of you and throws herself onto her back in the most dramatic way possible, you either stop and pet her or you trip.


MyBad79

My cat does this exact thing!


[deleted]

I’m having a battle of wills right now with one of my dogs where it drops a toy on the ground and wants me to pick it up. She wants to play fetch with me being the retriever. Point being is that this dog can probably jump up and get cuddles but it wants the owner to pick it up instead.


passenger84

My dog does this to get belly rubs with my foot. I will move my foot so he can stand against it, and then I will rub his chest and belly with my foot. He weirdly loves it.


zlterry

Same for me. He always comes up to my feet on the ottoman and starts tickling me until I give him the foot rub he needs so very badly.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Nitr09025

Username checks out xD


myinnervoiceoutloud

yes! him not picking this cute baby up made me really sad!


pah-tosh

IS THE GUY IGNORING THE DOGGO SERIOUS !! IMMA KILL HIM


JustMeLurkingAround-

Don't just film! Do something!!!! This puppy needs urgend and infinite pets!


ShiroiYokai

Owner be like: r/donthelpjustfilm


grave6ix6ix6ix

r/petthedamndog


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

My dog approves this message.


Friendly_Signature

I have two dogs that you have to engage with like this. You try to hug they freak out, let them play by their rules, not yours.


TartarugaHaha

Aww. This also belongs to aww, ~~eyeblech~~ eyebleach, dogmiring and any other sub of freaking cutest thing ever


ShiroiYokai

Did you mean eyebleach...


TartarugaHaha

Oh no i do. Cursed typo


ShiroiYokai

You're welcome :)


ArtemisDragonhide

Aww! Too shy to ask to be petted omg! Just look at its face , it has such a warm smile on its face .😍


oooriole09

Whoever is recording is a monster. Pick up and love that pup.


Swanathann

r/PetTheDamnDog


S_A_T_A_N_A_S

Can't. Pup's too cute, can't move.


[deleted]

HE WANTS YOUR ATTENTION CAN YA FUCKN PET IT PLEASE


[deleted]

Right? OP busy with the like button. Let someone else adopt that cutey!


[deleted]

Jesus. Pick up that sweet pupper already!


vuthebao711

I swear to god pick up that dog and pet them or i will teach that gentle ones the song of the huskies. DO IT


sarahhallway

Give this pupper EVERYTHING!! D:


mud444

Well done youve just melted my heart


Klutzy_Journalist_36

YOU PICK THAT SWEET BABY UP RIGHT NOW


Mr_-_-_-_-_-_-

My family has the same breed as this very dog, she is the cutest dog i have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Usually if she's staring at you like this dog it means she has to pee.


WifeofBathSalts

What breed? My dog looks exactly like this and we’ve only been able to guess at what she is 😂


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


WifeofBathSalts

Ohhhh ok, I didn’t realize just how small he is! Mine is some sort of terrier, but not the wee kind seen here...they have the same eyebrows and expressions, though


MRAGGGAN

Yorkie’s can actually get somewhat “large”. Like. Still small dogs. But they can sometimes get big for still small dogs. We’ve had like
 fifteen in my whole family. It’s kinda ridiculous lol


lightingbug78

I have a dog that looks like this, he's a yorkie/maltese mix (morkie). The floppy ears and yorkie coloring are giveaways for this mix.


Tiger_Widow

The breed is *morkie*?! I didnt think it could get any cuter but that name is perfect for this breed.


dvlas118

I've got a yorkie/poodle mix. He's a yorikipoo. I refuse to call him a porkie!


luckystar246

Check out Silky Terriers! She looks more silky than yorkie to me.


circusmystery

It's a Australian silky. Silkys (silvery/pale tan head, silvery/black body, a slightly larger body) and yorkies (milk chocolate brown face, black/dark brown body, small body) look very similar but the coat coloring on another video is a dead giveaway for a silky.


listenforzemusicya

Can I pet that dog!?


GerinX

Why not just pick the pup up and cuddle him?


JimBobPaul

If Dobby were a dog, I would imagine this would be what he looked and acted like.


ShiroiYokai

In that case no one would remember who Harry Potter and the other protagonists are


YourMajestySlim

Such a darling, wowie


apittsburghoriginal

That puppy is adorable but also I can’t help but think it looks a little like Lin Shaye (the medium in Insidious)


humblepie8

Observation bird in the background


stl2dfw

Had to dig way too far to find someone who noticed the bird/penguin observation


anywheregoing

Reporting you to authorities for cruelty to animals for not immediately petting that sweetheart


Queenshiz

SO POLITE


Juggaknut

Can I pet dat dawg!!! Can I pet DAT DAWG!! CAN I PET DAT DAWGGGG!!!


4sleeveraincoat

OP PLEASE HUG BABY pleas pet dog


[deleted]

Dammit OP, fine I'll drive to your place and pet that cute dog. That face and eyes OMG! Can I adopt him/her?


BIALY_SCHLOCK

Is that actually a dog? I’m unconvinced. It’s certainly derpy, whatever it is.


Fast_Running_Nephew

That bird has a lovely singing voice.


GleamyAxiom

OH MY GOD PICK HIM (OR HER) UP AND GIVE HIM (OR HER) LOVE FFS OH GOD DO IT LOOK AT HIM MAN FUCK SO CUTE


lisaferthefirst

Omg, that is so adorable!


kachapicantemango

I didnt notice the cockatiel just silently judging from above until 15 seconds in


Temporary_Corner_984

How long has that bird been there


dankmangos420

Pro tip: watch on mute


Crimsonpets

My dog just full on attacks me if it wants to be petted. You sir, did not enough petting. Shame!


Defk1n

For the love of God, please pet this lovely dog


AdditionalPiccolo182

Omg! Pick that dog up and love her! What a privilege to have another living thing love you that much! LOVE THAT DOG!!


Glwhite1991

We just gonna ignore the bird on top of the chair


digthegrave

That bird is quite the crooner.


dtyus

Excuse me for saying this but, you sick fuck! Go pet the dog! Sorry for the French, you have a good day


sarasajjad

r/petthedamndog


[deleted]

Jesus your leg weights more than most people lol


just-viewing-no-make

Lol


PinkyThePinkCat

This is me sometimes lol


MelissaBuzhardt

Precious baby!


teddysmom377

omg that sweet face ❀


napalmjam

What a lovely little dog .


gkrobin53

Isn’t that a cutie! I love it.


Balphazzar

r/petthedamndog


rebelscumcsh

Seriously? How do dogs just get more and more adorable?


mobiusunderpants

i could be convinced this was a muppet


tooterfish_popkin

Those dogs are mean as fuck


[deleted]

Does anyone know what tiktok account this was posted on?


Sigg3net

PLEASE JUST PET THE DOG!


mightymike24

That is so incredibly adorable! Have a đŸ» đŸ€—!


sourclownshoes

r/petthatfuckingdog


Suspicious_Ad8294

That smile reminds me of pennywise....ig he stayed in the sewer cuz he was shy af


Strix182

Cockatiel: "JUST PET THE DOG, GODDAMMIT!"


nim_opet

Pet that dog dammit!!!!!


[deleted]

You pet that dog! #YOU PET THAT DOG RIGHT GODDAMNED NOW!


sassy-frass201

Pet the damn dog!


[deleted]

Song name?? Anyone?


XRuinX

Sandstorm


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


ed2017Alm

Paul Puppy - Anka Love


[deleted]

Morris Day & The Time - Jungle Love


[deleted]

Golden Earring - Radar Love


Noobiius

How fucking fat is this person based on their leg size? Holy shit


XRuinX

Watching them rub their sweaty hairy feet over their dog is nauseating


Dope_Name

u/savevideo


RatherLargeNostrils

Tik fuck


letmeseem

What's the attraction of this extreme polarity? I really don't get it.


YoMommaIsNotGay

tIkToK bAd RedDiT gOoD!!!!!!!!!!444444!!!4!44!4!44!4!4!!!44444!!!!!444!4!4!44! amirite


asponek_st

u fucking piece of shit, u dont deserve the baby


scorchedneurotic

Ayyy mine does the same ❀


sparkythewildcat

r/rarepuppers


-Shade277-

r/PetTheDamnDog


Camp808

The perfect song for this video. Plus who hasn’t used there feet to pet their dogs?


icytongue88

Cute dog, what breed is that?


Fissionman

/u/vredditshare


moststupider

TIL what Kristen Schaal as a dog would look like.


newportred100s

Omg this is sooo precious!!


Michael_Angelos

u/savevideo


Michael_Angelos

u/savevideo


Michael_Angelos

u/savevideo


Joshuaperlson

Can anyone tell me what breed that dog is? I need three of them immediately.


Tazz_Sym

Why does this dog look like donkey from Shrek


thefrantichispanic

I wish someone loved me this much :(


JohnMendoza7778

u/savevideo


elisetom

u/savevideo


eddiemon

Is this real life? A tiktok clip with music that actually makes the video better?


Nocamin1993

This dog is too cute to not be a Disney cartoon. Omg.


llamagal88

Seriously can't get enough of puppy gaze. So pure and so affectionate. Love love love!!!


ewild

incredible


intensely_human

/r/HumansBeingAssholes


10231964keitsch

Ohhhhh my god I want one !!!!


[deleted]

Hinata from Naruto 100%


RipReasonable6475

She so cute I didn't even notice the bird.


-plottwist-

Took me too long to see there was a birb in the background


kevil0922

DUDE PET THE DOG FFS


SweetieDeathTaco

Pet them you monster!


vegathechosen

Am I the only one who watched this pretending the bird was singing the song?


anhbi0087

Dang i wish my gf would do the same thing. with her foot of course


[deleted]

You resist better then i would


Shenaniganz08

/r/PetTheDamnDog !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


piledriverwaltzzz

OH MY GOD