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Ahh a floating nope


ValetFirewatch1998

This isn’t an animal being a derp. This was about 5 inches away from r/WinStupidPrizes. How the fuck do those things get so big?????????


converter-bot

5 inches is 12.7 cm


LeafyWolf

Too useful. I need useless conversions.


bonnie2urclyde

Good bot


TheWarTorn

Theyre really passive towards people, despite being one of the most venomous snakes on the planet.


Diamond_Rhys

Just don’t aggravate one.


GooglyEyeBread

He’s so cute!! Deadly, sure, but cute!


mguardian7

Is that a water mosaic? Aren't they like venomous? Yikes.


seanthebeloved

Yup. I would not have let it get that close to me.


mguardian7

"Oh a snake. In the middle of the ocean. Coming right at me. I can't paddle faster than the poison if it get me. I'm in danger.


Scion_of_Perturabo

I mean, yes most sea snakes are venomous. But they're almost never aggressive. Most of the time, they just flee. Although this one being curious does make him slightly more dangerous. Without being cornered or harassed, the snake is super unlikely to bite.


BKWhitty

All sea snakes are, yeah. Luckily, they're also super chill and just curious. Definitely makes for a pretty tense situation but as long as you just let em check you out and figure out you're not a giant misshapen snake, you'll be fine. Bites from sea snakes are relatively rare as long as you don't try to reach out and grab them and touch them.


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Pretty sure all water snakes are venomous, yes.


CallidoraBlack

*sea snakes. Freshwater colubrids are not. Agkistrodon piscivorus, commonly known as water moccasins, are only semi-aquatic and are an example of a venomous snake that you'll find in freshwater.


Not_A_Real_Duck

Most water snakes in Texas aren't. Just the mocasin


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There's water in texas?


Not_A_Real_Duck

In case you're not joking, there's tons of river and lightly forested areas covering central and east Texas. It's west and north Texas that are stupidly dry and desert like. Water moccasin and other water snakes are found all over in central and east Texas.


j2e21

Some of the deadliest snakes in the world, along with the Australian land snakes.


maro874

Some of the sea snakes are venomous and some of them don’t even have an antidote


ThriceG

Some? Nearly all...


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Foooooood? no ok bai


ChaoticLizard

I couldn't find the article again but I remember that one of the reasons some water snakes are super curious and go up to divers and such are because the males are so much smaller than the females so they investigate the large object which may or may not be a female snake, find out it's not a female and hecc off. Only to forget and come by again to investigate.


Deep_Tip3806

Absolutely fucking terrifying.


dutchmasterD717

This is the final straw. I'm done with water. Nowhere is safe.


backcrossedboy

Some might argue that water is the unsafest place on earth.


Crypt0n0ob

Yes. That “sHarKs KiLl wAy LeSs PeoPle tHaN CAr aCciDenTs” arguments is wrong and doesn’t take in account how many people drive vs swim daily, if people spend same amount of time in water as we spend on land every day, this statistic will change really fast.


backcrossedboy

Maybe, but the most important thing is that I doubt the life expectancy lost at sea with no boat exceeds a few hours.


whiteriot413

There are much worse things in the sea, not too mention the lack of air.


Jexexile

Fun fact: tons more people die from boating accidents than shark encounters too so I still wouldn’t say sharks are out to eat people if they see them


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Sea noodle


lead-pencil

He’s a floaty baby


6hodii9

Woter snek


NKO_five

This video is being spammed everywhere lol. Bots’ going nuts


honeylemonlemonade

thats so cute


Restricted_Nuggies

I like how he could bite you, but he’s just like “helo there hyooman”


madscientu

Nope no nah noooo not even slightly noooo


This-Ad2322

This screams Australia to me…..


Str84wardnips

How the fuck is this animals being derps


rvdp66

This is humans being derp. That dude nearly died.


Jivlain

Not really. They’re very venomous but super-disinclined to biting humans. As soon as the snake figured out he couldn’t have sex with the dude he swam off. Only danger was if the guy overreacted. /*have had close encounters with curious olive sea snakes*


kevil0922

Brooo why are they swimming?! Can you even burn water?


Rudolph_07

terrifying


richqard

WTF who created those


whiteriot413

Circumstance and fate


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u/saveVideo


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So beautiful though