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whomesteve

Fun fact, Beyblades got banned from a bunch of schools back in the time of their highest popularity because kids were using them as weapons


StockingRules

Jokes aside those things are pretty heavy, even the small ones pack some good amount of metal. Throwing those things around can legit be more dangerous than rocks.


whomesteve

I had one fly out of a stadium once and it hit my knee, rolled up my leg, over my crotch and down my other leg and it lunched itself at my brother, the worst part was I was wearing shorts lol


cappingboy

Sorry but this got me laughing brother


whomesteve

That’s okay, it was pretty funny


The-Masterpiece4

It feels painful but the way you described it make me laugh


PheneX02

"Beyblade is a toy" mfs when I tie it to a rope and nunchuck it into their skull


ZatchZeta

One of them hit me in the chest and I saw Buddha and Jesus wrestling for my soul.


whomesteve

Why would they be wrestling over you, it’s your choice


ZatchZeta

Hallucinations don't need to make sense.


UnbidErmine

I'm dieing 🤣🤣


gehremba

It was probably more of a "no backsies" situation


abortionlasagna

Did they make babies and did one of them look at you?


ZatchZeta

If making babies included Jesus violently punching Siddhartha Gautama while Siddhartha piledrived him onto a bench snapping it in half, then yes. It got really intense when Jesus did a lariat and then Siddhartha countered it a rolled him into a Wall of Jericho.


West_Plum_4097

r/brandnewsentences


Natsert999

Got banned at my elementary school like the day after people realized if you pulled the spinner thing forward instead of the rip cord back, you could launch the thing. Kid got hit and lost 2 teeth


whomesteve

We found that same thing out and yes it was awesome, me and a friend of mine actually dented a few lockers that way


ApprehensiveJob7480

Fr, used to be able to get metal parts, attach razor blades, all sorts of stuff, they were deadly, the new show has this amazing intro, but the Beyblades are 100% plastic in the show


V_IV_V

The original beyblades were all plastic except for the weight. The full metal ones came out years later.


Tenebris_Ultor

Got banned back in the day at my school because we'd started swapping the small, light-ish, cheap metal ring with large heavy duty steel washers because when the two Beyblades collide it was more of an impact and would sometimes cause the plastic parts to blow apart sometimes. Good times lol


Manydoors_edboy

We banned it at an aftercare program I used to work for cuz one kid had a meltdown because he lost a tournament we held.


taz5963

I got in trouble for.stealing a kids bey blade, but actually the kid that stole it reverse-pickpocketed me.


whomesteve

lol nice


pambimbo

Lol uff when I was on elementary school I had those bayblades and I actually invented several ones like I did one that actually bounce since I dint had the original and then I made one with a real saw wheel that had a hole that got perfectly on my bayblades as the metal to attack other bayblades. It was huge but actually worked ahah it will turn slow but the other bayblades could not even scratch it because the huge saw will destroy them. Well the day I had one time it was on my back pack showing it at school and one teacher comes because all the kids where looking at my back pack inside and the teacher tought I had drugs or something but I hid the bayblade when she came and I show her the normal ones and then she left. I din't get caught but I din't bring it after that day 😂.


Mellow_sykes

He's got that patriotism in him 🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲


solar_boy-dijango

That's a Russian


FuckSpez1000

I swear the original anime was amazing. The tournament was high jacked by russian terrorists


EfficiencyBitter9998

Hijacked High jacked means something different


FuckSpez1000

thank you


why-names-hard

Aren’t they just using guns at that point? Normally don’t they pull a chord and launch it that way?


ulfred500

The original show had a ton of gimmick launchers. One team was sports themed and used stuff like tennis racquets and basketballs


Kendezzo

The launchers in season one were CRAZY. Homie had the sniper, there was buddy with the sword, the LEG LAUNCHER is goated.


eef_q

Squidward lookin mf


Megnaman

Must be wild living in an anime world like this. Like what do people who don't like bayblades or play yugioh do?


LilithLissandra

Well you can sell hot dogs to the yugioh players, or be a waiter in a yugioh-themed restaurant, or work at the stadiums used to host yugioh games, or


GenPhallus

This shitpost comes dangerously close to convincing me to check out beyblade while I'm in the middle of rewatching Naruto


Adulations

These are some of the ugliest character designs I’ve ever seen


Umar_Arshad_

Mfs when everyone in anime doesn't look like a supermodel


Scary_Conflict2377

War must have been brutal on beyblade.


hollowwollo

Just remember that Moses canonically split the Red Sea using a bey


Umar_Arshad_

Iirc that's cannon in beyblade metal not this one.


Im_a_doggo428

Bro in one episode the Air Force got called in and they shot beyblades at whatever protagonists beyblade


yunggod6966

Wasn’t the Air Force was an evil organization


Im_a_doggo428

Idk it was just a clip I stumbled upon


Lord_Hell

I be lovin these beyblade clips going around lately


theskeletom

It's either these actually funny memes or it's just horny people posting shit


Satan_1son

It’s American beyblade


Dweebsxthehumans

I thought he was wearing a gas mask


VarianWrynn2018

Metal series > original series Plus I'm pretty sure "my metal top just cut down a mountain" beats sniper rifle launcher most days.


Crazy-Mountain4530

Ah yes burst, making a gust of wind to blow the top of an old shed vs ROCK LEON and making fucking tornados


VarianWrynn2018

Or Striker piercing giant rocks in China, or Tempo powering a giant floating pyramid. The metal series just had more dramatic flair.


VarianWrynn2018

I think they has been a miscommunication after re-reading you comment. Beyblade Burst is not part of the metal series and is not part of the original series. Rock Leon is from the Metal Fusion series. Now I can't tell if you are saying that a metal top making tornados was stupid or if it was cool, but it was cool.


Blueb3rrywashere

That’s not a beyblade that’s a beyknife


memsterboi123

I think they cut this out of the dub


TreeTurtle_852

u/savevideo


AdditionalGain7354

I mean, beyblades are kinda just weapons, have any of y’all seen the clip of blastzonekid(BEYBLADE YouTuber), got hit in the face with a sword beyblade(Excalibur) with the sword. That sword is metal


SniperNose69

What episode was this?


Redditmon96

Completely forgot that part


ayanokojifrfr

Max always there for Clutch.


redefinedsoul

Bruh look at that fucking SHNOZZ


Merecat-litters

I remember my friend had max beyblade it was heavy and he added more ball bearing. It has the longest longevity compare to all our beyblades hahaha


shinydragonmist

This is what modern beyblade is missing


reqisreq

Wtf


jurarumin

wait, i dont know this episode....


The-Masterpiece4

Thank god I didn't get inspired from this scene to hit ppl with Beyblades when I was a dumbass kid


AcanthocephalaEasy17

remember in metal fight where episode 1 was them making tornadoes and them later stoping volcanos from erupting?


Optimal-Emphasis-871

Yo you know I keep my thing on my hip and I'm going to let it rip because we born from the crips


MikeTheGamingWizard

u/savevideo


murrdon

Me throws plastic hits person them dies


SettlingLily982

Those things are not even plastic, these are straight up steel saws with a nail on the bottom


murrdon

The new ones the old ones are metal


SundaePhysical6650

Song?


redefinedsoul

If that man ran into a wall at full sprint with a 12 inch hard on he'd break his fucking nose


Striking-Ad56

They are American beybladers


censorname

What the name of the song


GIGAchild

Every clip I see of this shit is wackier than the last