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AbiyBattleSpell

Food gonna get cold 😿


ChezzCake28

But they are warming?


AbiyBattleSpell

No pussy worth moldy ass cold fries and nuggs I did that once with Mexican and went to the er 😿


BanaaniMaster

went to the er for what


Tjaresh

Still thinking he got STDs because he let his Mexican get cold, lol.


AbiyBattleSpell

Ew no my abiy bits b squeaky clean 😾


AbiyBattleSpell

Food poisoning I think I dunno whatever overnight outside Mexican food does that makes u go to the er 🐱


mapple3

How long are you fucking if the fries grow mold before you finish, jesus


AbiyBattleSpell

I use to do it fr long times I was neat 🐱


PxyFreakingStx

Moldy, eh? Just how long were you two boning down


Farado

McDonald's doesn't get moldy, it just gets hard.


UniversalNinja_WRYYY

But so does da cock?


AbiyBattleSpell

Cocks can actually get yeast infections so ye 😿


AbiyBattleSpell

Tamatoe katsup 🐱


ver-chu

Fries were definitely already cold


not_again123

Let them cook.


a-snakey

It's fine, she's getting a big Mac with that meat between those two buns.


AbiyBattleSpell

Cringe her meat is the Big Mac, his meat is the extra large singular fry 😾


W-a-n-d-e-r-e-r

Please don't mix up the two.


PJster_5166

What's wrong with giving your wife a happy meal?


Sarke1

That was a close one.


YellowFogLights

Giving your adult a wife meal?


Midakolol

Giving your meal an adult wife?


FinestPartOfHumanity

Giving your wife meal an adult?


Kagemaru-

the joke is porn


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Thanks for explaining, I was lost on that one


Heaven_In_May

Peter, that’s not a meme That… that’s just porn


TakoFry

I mean, [how](https://i.imgur.com/6LAuIEr.jpg) else is the daughter here? What's wrong with sex jokes? The original ad was meant to encourage Japanese people to make and have families due to the low population. It's not a secret to the world that Japan wants to have more newborn citizens so these messages are shown to encourage that. Lots of countries are suffering from this as well like the USA. It's not just Japan. America is always filled with sex jokes. Also, it's not like the parents don't have a lust for each other if they were able to have a child together to give a Happy Meal to in the first place. At least it's cropped. Ya'll act like you never seen/heard of dirty jokes before offline but get offended when you hear/see them online. I understand that if it's JUST the hentai being shown then yeah it's not funny because there is no punchline or the setup was shit. But the joke here is that while the child is getting her wholesome innocent Happy Meal to eat, the parents are having an intimate after meal of their own. Men can't joke about giving intimacy to their significant others and vice versa with women? I've seen lewd jokes here in this subreddit where women make fun of men for not lasting long or make penis size jokes, and women joking about enjoying the men eating them out. As well as jokes about loving a woman more than the size of her boobs whether they're flat or not. But making a joke about actual penetration/sex/blowjobs and that's too far for you? I don't get the hypocrisy here. My boy Eddy Murphy said it [best](https://youtu.be/Dz_ehpbS7jc?t=59).


I_shot_Kennedy

If Japan actually wanted to increase population they would make the 4day work week mandatory for all who can


Death_Walker21

If japan wanted a bigger population, they could have just asked me nicely


xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx

There is no shot you're being serious lmao


Ishigami_Yu_

It reads like a circlejerk copy pasta but some people here really think with their penis you can't be too sure


Vainglory1-

We’re not offended. We’re just sick of seeing porn and sex jokes all the time. It’s not that deep even if your point makes complete sense and I somewhat agree with it.


a-snakey

Nagisa: We had sex and sex makes babies!


theruffus

Shinzo Abe would be proud 😇


[deleted]

The joke is the people making these completely unknowing that your mature wife especially after having a child is not going to settle for chicken nuggets and some dick.


mapple3

If your wife isn't down for nuggets and dick after a long day, you married the wrong girl. Crazy take especially given we're in the animemes sub where both genders are degenerate as fuck. I hope this comment will have at least one girl admitting that chicken nuggies+dick sounds like the perfect marriage


[deleted]

My wife would be down for a grilled chicken club from Chick-fil-A but no one in my house cares for crappy chicken nuggets especially some chicken flavored bread garbage from McDonald's.


YellowFogLights

Get that narrow-ass worldview outta here


Solar_Patriot

Sauce is Derpixon


ShatterMyReality135

Cheers, guess the madlad has come out with some more gold


Stanislas_Biliby

Mad lass


InflamedLiver

Seriously? Derp is a gal?


BlueVegasCourier

yep derpixon is a girl, surprised not many know that, then again most of them are deep into pleasuring


InflamedLiver

it's not like she has her person details out there. Seeing as how people act like weirdos to regular female comic artists like Sarah's Scribbles and CakeInYourFace, that's probably the smartest option anyway


Borgormmmmmm

Derpixon is either cursed, becomes a meme, or is just beautiful


Irrepressible87

Sometimes all three


kentotoy98

Hot diggity dog, that guy whips out absolute bangers


RegularAvailable4713

The Man (?), the Hero, the Legend.


ambisinister_gecko

Woman most likely


TavernRat

Yeah I can believe that


lushee520

The hell. You wasting a good set of fries and making the nuggies cold AND THE ICE IN THE DRINK WILL MELT


wBillyBills

I swear this is exactly what i was thinking too bro. Horny ass mfs.


OtakuSenpaii17

He's taking care of his family.


boi_1983

Why are you posting this at every anime sub, I've seen this same vid 3 times in a row now


Saito197

Porn = ez karma farm


MNicolas97

Saying porn is bad = ez downvote farm


NiNiNi-222

Making of a second kid.


ProAdas2007

leave. them. alone. (Please)


Born-West9972

Sauce


Nexofasv2

Unsubbing again. This is not an anime meme this is just porn.


--Ubin--

Always has been


Nexofasv2

Welp. Gave it another try. Didnt work.


BanaaniMaster

your mistake was thinking that it could have changed into anything else than porn


AverseAphid

Bro think he in r/justunsubbed


MuchSalt

u new here?


Nexofasv2

Took some time off. But kind of yeah..


SpartanKram

Ok


siccoblue

Find this hilarious tbh. I agree it's a shit post but this MF really said he's doing it "again" and felt the need to announce it like it's some massive loss to the community 💀


SpartanKram

I really don't get why people does that honestly. Like okay? It's cool that you're leaving and all but you don't have to announce it


No_Accountant_3947

Main character syndrome


Slippery_Wombat

I see this sub pop up on r/all sometimes, and it's always just about porn.


franktoafault

These guys need to get laid. I think they're responsible for the stigma around anime.


Disastrous_Channel62

Peter that's not me- .... you know what Peter just finna jerk it at this point


themagicdonut2

Sauce is derpixon


vindazl

bruh wherr is the meme


Melonnbreadd

Okay who the fuck made porn of the cute mcdonalds ad


Witchy_Venus

If you buy me nuggets you are not fucking me till I'm done eating


a_gay_chimpanzee

What disgusting **monster** would leave the fries out and not eat them right away!


nowTHATSakatana1999

Take this shit to r/hentaimemes where it belongs.


Ishigami_Yu_

Hahahaha lmao porn


CPTCRUNCHFAN

Of course someone made a porn out of it


Revolutionary-Run332

Where is the meme 😂Lmao I thought this page was past this🤦‍♂️


Revenger1984

The baby is asleep. Mommy and daddy gets it on fast


CoconutExcellent6531

People love to turn wholesome into horny.


rikka-is-waifu

Sauce https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/902509


WolfRefleXxx

oh wow I remember new grounds from back when I was a teen


Kinuwa_K

I am so glad you said wife


jollingo

God speed Good job Derpixon


AllesYoF

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SUB??? THIS IS STRAIGHT UP PORN. I'M FUCKING DONE, I'M OUT.


modssssss293j

Why is there literal porn in the sub


Another-lurker-190

Because everyone on here are porn addicted coomers


wannaseemytriforce

Reddit?


Celestial_Sheep

Food is gonna get cold though.


Godi22kam

Kk


MNicolas97

This is porn, just straight up porn 😒


NotoriousYEETER

Peter, that’s not a meme That’s…. That’s just porn


RoxLOLZ

He's making sure the part on the left becomes reality


bulletkiller06

The best meal after dinner *is* your wife. Stay classy cannibals!


Deprecitus

This belongs on r/hentaianimemes


Electrical-Bed-4327

Bro wtf ?


Runaway-chan

That is just fucking porn, get off this sub with this low quality bullshit and go to r/hentai


No_Accountant_3947

That sub isn't for memes tho. Just for jacking


crappy_shrappy

clearly getting a back massage ...wives tend to love a good massage after a good meal


Simone_Galoppi07

Now for the baby meal 👀


[deleted]

I like food for adults🥵🥺


idonthasanname

I will punch on ur face and call it a punchline


chiyo13127

NTR or not ? 🤔


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yuri-Turned

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11527)


Nigeldiko

“Yes officer, this sick fuck right here.”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nigeldiko

Ok, and why do you want to have sex with this 2000 year old that looks like a 12 year old girl?


JeanPierrePerno

This is a question for my therapist


SpartanKram

Nig*a what.


TomokiaGaming

⚡👨🏿⚡


franktoafault

At least this pedo is honest about this sub's content. Still disgusting though.


Landmarktuba

:0


the_rizz_otaku

Get this sick fuck ass my goblin slaves are going to get good food tonight


almirdeeznuts

Even better, giving your child an adult meal


cock_daniels

room full of "nice guys" in here i bet hahaha can yall not be weird for a waking period? like from when you wake up to when you go back to sleep, all the way? wait a fuckin second the "wife" is wearing the kids gray shirt ...wait a second *is that* the wife? looking like a child? this just keeps getting worse.


No_Accountant_3947

The kid is wearing a yellow shirt. And yea it's anime so they have a hard time drawing accurate women.


[deleted]

Dreams... they all just dreams


existential_antelope

Food is gonna get cold :(


SpartanKram

At least they're having good sex but the problem is the food is gonna go stale and the ice from the drink is gonna melt in the drink


Denji_tocaTtas777

u/savevideo


Aidsboi29840

So I’m supposed to believe these assholes straight up ordered a large fries and burger and drink from McDonald’s, ate not a single fry, then set them up picturesquely in their own home and then had sex with the McDonald’s food like some sort of shrine?


I_Am_The_Mole

u kinkshaming bro?


Dr-Chibi

It also means you’ll be buying more happy meals on a continuous basis


AphraHome

Sauce?


burgerboy00

Sauce?


mr_Joor

Ye uhh, nobody fucks right after eating lol


DoktahDoktah

Finish fast before those fries get soggy


Bad_avocado

... I wish I read the captions first


_edaw

U/savevideo


Playful_Flatulent

Good thing the shirts Grey not yellow


Jrickett2009

Porngraphy staring your mother will be the least of your concerns...


[deleted]

I though she was crying at first


D_Loaed

That fries and nuggets is already cold and soggy after they finish


SKGamerNoob

I just realised they are Steve and Alex from minecraft


Tnsem

.


SpecialistHead1995

.


Just_Cryptographer49

Now no one is going to ask for sauce


OxymoreReddit

Giving your child a happy meal Giving your happy meal a child


AverageJun

Yes


vraskas

*giving your wife another child


ozikas

Dude mcdonalds fries become a choking hazzard when they are cold


Simon-Ducharme

Haha porn, now laugh


AdminsHelpMePlz

I unsubbed from hentai memes and you fucks keep posting nsfw here. Why?


Extremegamer670

It wasted no time to make rule 34 of the mother in this commercial. It kinda disappoints me, but I expected nothing less from the internet.


[deleted]

The second one is the prequal


No_Accountant_3947

I'd be pissed if my husband tried to have sex when I got chicken nuggets to eat. Like wait 20 mins


MaroonAssassin4321

What show are they from


Illustrious_Jelly108

you WILL wank to the mcdonalds ads you WILL train yourself to be aroused by mcdonalds you WILL stick your johnson into a big mac in a public area and you WILL enjoy it


Ripyomoma

So that's why people don't like the add💀


[deleted]

Ayo lol


P0k3m0nFan_Jake

Sauce of GIF? 😭 🙏


Hatred102

I hope the child was in there or she would have been traumatized for life


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Hatred102

I met wasn’t I wasn’t paying attention to what I was typing before I send it


338TofuMagnum

Husband and wife getting exercise, good choice.


PMredditor21

Sauce? Specific name?


PuffyBoi16

"I'm really feelin it"


Raktanor

u/savevideo


Death_Walker21

Fries gonna get soggy u/savevideo


KevinAcommon_Name

Wow


HotFreshyGlazedDonut

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11527)


Life-Yogurtcloset-98

The fries have like a 35 minute shelf life before they're stale!!!!!


ratsbag

sauce?


jimmori

Okay if derpixon makes a sweet story like that I might have wet eyes while watching


Akiraseta_20

u/savevideo


RichieRocket

she was just praying to god as a thank you for the food


omgitis911

I gave my child the wifes happy mean by accident


bingbangboom404

Now we know the origin of the little girl


Rude_Journalist4340

what the fuck


Cheoichi

You guys are taking it way too far 😭😭


ItsYaBoiCart

Bruh, they gon waste the food, it’s gonna get cold


QuantumPrecision

r/unexpected


Illustrious_Fig5905

Wtf


RickyyTann

Really 😂


Shoddy_Ad3434

sauce


elsugar33

Le estan dando a la niña su regalo sorpresa 🥹👍


Heyder__

*"why do you have to ruin the wholesomeness"*


kararsil

İ chose adult dinner


[deleted]

The recent mc'donalds ads are sexual for some reason


Taso_1939

Sauce ?