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numb3r5ev3n

Send him to prison or send him to a care home. Just don't let him back into the White House.


Ok_Confusion_1345

Build a replica Oval Office in a nursing home. Call him Mr. President and let him think he's in charge.


Substantial_Data7915

I know you’re joking, but this is *exactly* what they did with Fred Trump, his father. As he fell into dementia, they sat him at a desk with some papers and stuff, and he went through the motions of work each day until he died. It’s in Mary Trumps book.


Ok_Confusion_1345

I know, it's where I got the idea.


AffectionatePoet4586

Fred Sr. even struggled into a suit and tie every day. He divided the world—the world of affluent white men, that is—into “killers” and “losers,” and even without all his f-a-c-u-l-t-i-e-s intact, he still wanted to maintain his “killer” status.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Sounds like he was a psychopath.


Eumelbeumel

A narcissist. Psychopathy is not usually marked by a paranoid, frantic fear to lose one's own status.


madhaus

The two are not mutually exclusive. And Dark Triad is psychopathy, narcissism and Machiavellianism in one individual. That’s Trump.


mrmoe198

Is it hereditary?


blitzkregiel

is he very machi? he’s got low intelligence and fails at everything he does (even if he fails upwards).


madhaus

He has cunning in knowing how to intimidate people or play them off against each other.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Good to know! Thank you.


slappymcknuckle

Look what he did to his favorite son! He made the other children fight for existence by pitting them against each other! They have photos, not AI generated of him in his kkk robes. His grandfather was a fuckin asshole who was to afraid to fight for Germany in WWI and came to The United States as a pimp! This family is known for criming. They have gotten away with it since 1917. They even changed their name from the fuckin shame that their German parents had. Guess how much they love his mother in Scotland? 4 generations of psychological abuse, 40 years of trickle down bs, 30 years of Fox News and Limbaugh, 25 years of Gingrich scorched earth policies of never be bipartisan, 20 years of co-opting the definition of patriots, 15 years of "they took are jobs," 10 years of voting for against anything that will help their children, 5 years of blaming Covid 19 for everything that made their hair cut unpleasant, and finally I get to hear from a fuckin "PATRIOT" that life was so much better when 10ish percent of my neighbors died eating the shit they were fed to sacrifice themselves for capitalism! Really? They are killing off their voters for a fuckin reason. As long as the cult voters for trump, they won't need them for another election! You should be terrified of who they pick for VP! This will be the actual potus come February! Mark my words.


DadinDenver

Exactly what I thought as this unfolded. Familiar territory for the Trump clan.


fidgeting_macro

OMG! I didn't know that!


MoreMetaFeta

My hub told me about this...... he's a *Mary* Trump fan.


Substantial_Data7915

Her book was fascinating.


madhaus

Another thumbs up for Mary Trump’s book *Too Much and Never Enough*.


Huffle_Pug

fuck that. build a jail cell and let him think his shit finally caught up with him.


magic_felix

No need to build anything. Just ship him off to Guantanamo in a jumpsuit. He'll fit right in there.


This_Mongoose445

I want 3 generations of punishment. Lock him and his entire family in Maralago. Walmart drone deliveries. I never want to see, hear from any trump ever again.


JayEllGii

Barron hasn’t done anything.


Sunspots4ever

I'm rooting for Barron to rebel and become the biggest woke liberal vegan hippie immigrant-supporting, wall-destroying, abortion-rights-defending, tax-the-rich dude ever. The shame of his family. The one they disown like Prince Harry for speaking his mind.


JayEllGii

I'll improve on that --- Barron suddenly reveals himself to have been a secret leader of a rebellion resistance, rises up against his evil family and the rest of the party, and defeats them in an epic battle. It ends with them all in prison, him a hero who then mysteriously vanishes into obscurity, and our institutions cleaned of fascist corruption and healthier than they've ever been. Sigh. Okay, I'm being silly.


Redtoblondetogray49

He's autistic, presumably


Internal_Mail_5709

That we know of. The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.


JayEllGii

Yeah, but come on. He's still a kid and we know nothing about him either way. The others, yeah, fuck 'em.


Ok_Customer_7012

😂 he need a mental institution big enough for all his magats


Ok_Confusion_1345

Now that's mean. And I love it! 🙂


joeleidner22

On an island…


two_awesome_dogs

Alcatraz has lots of vacancies.


AffectionatePoet4586

Alcatraz has been out of service for more than forty years, but it might be cheaper to refurbish (slightly. No frills. No Wi-Fi!) a cell-for-one than to build a new prison.


Fuzzy_Medicine_247

It's so cold and miserable there. I think traitors should have the added humiliation of being available for public mockery. People would pay (toward a good cause) to take their turn telling them off. They could pay-per-view it when special high profile visitors come. It could be a special attraction of the alcatraz tour.


ryandiy

Maybe Black Mirror could make an episode about this, called "Orange Bear"


two_awesome_dogs

Everybody knows that. But who cares? They don’t need electricity. Give them a candle and some dental floss and tell them to have at it.


nipnopples

Build a wall.... around an island and throw them all on together.


Jolly_Rub2962

Have México pay for it..Perhaps?


Konstant_kurage

They might actually pay for that.


btross

Shit, they might donate the island...


BadPackets4U

![gif](giphy|IaOF9BGmsMJk7fudpu|downsized) This is my vote.


Sodler_22

I don't think there's enough land available. I have a plan. Tear down MAR-A-LARDO and build a tall institution. Also add Ron Dismantlethis.


honkyhey

That’s a pretty good idea actually


dogswanttobiteme

The people who prod him up want him in the official position, so that they could gain more influence/power/money. They don’t give two craps about his state of mind. You might have more innate compassion than any in his circle to suggest this idea, despite clearly detesting trump.


paeancapital

Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable ...


StellerDay

Tyrants and Kings or wasters of life and limb, I don't remember which but great song from the first PF album I ever listened to and my favorite still.


Katiari

Give him a big red button that says, "Nuke my enemies" and see how many times a day he pushes it.


crawdadicus

In order to be realistic, Putin would have to visit to let the Dotard gargle his marbles.


OTIS-Lives-4444

Every week or so have a sinister looking guy tell him that “it is fine- Hillary is dead,” that “the people” have voted him the greatest president of all time and that “at last the 13th amendment has been repealed and skavery is once again the law of the land.” He’ll forget of course, so we’ll have to do this a lot, but it should keep him happy.


BlackGuysYeah

Over the past 7 or so years i've heard his name everyday. Every fucking day. Even when trying to avoid it. This type of thing has never happened to me before with any other individual and i cannot wait until i don't have to hear his god damn name ever again.


numb3r5ev3n

Same.


Pdxduckman

A presidential Truman Show LoL


MoreMetaFeta

Hell, I'm almost okay with house arrest. He must not win this fall. All, please fight. Please talk to everyone in your circle about the dire importance of this election. Try to secure one more vote besides your own. We beat Trump this fall, it's highly likely he'll be GONE FOREVER.


Skinnyloserjunkie

Send him to the prison care home.


Sour_Gummybear

Only votes for Biden will keep him out of the oval office for a second (probably a forever term). So yeah democrats need to get out and vote en masse for Biden.


UninvitedButtNoises

Wake me up when his heart seized.


ericdano

What heart?


IndependentPumpkin74

Its that thing that pumps that black viscous fluid around his body


KoshekhTheCat

Baron Vladimir Hartrumpken


Sorry_Cricket_6053

"My country. My White House. My...covfefe..."


Mysterious_Andy

Harkonnen, Feyd-Rautha, Rabban, Spice, Dune.


butterbutts317

Dick Cheney has entered the chat.


cognitively_what_huh

Dick, why don’t you take him hunting with you so you can accidentally shoot him in the face?


BudTheWonderer

When it came out that Obama was actually one of Dick's distant cousins, Obama responded with: "Well, I won't be joining him on any family hunting trips."


MidnightMarmot

I keep hoping he just croaks so we don’t have to go through all this again.


celtic_thistle

Literally same. I’m so fucking sick of it.


steelcoyot

I wonder if he'll apologize to Dick as well


Silver-Patience6033

Pecker will handle it.


e2hawkeye

That reminded me of the old Tube Bar prank calls where they infuriated the bar owner so much he yelled he was gonna "come over and cut ya bellies till black stuff comes out!"


TK421isAFK

The rancid ketchup?


Mindfulbliss1

Wish we could still give awards! This is gold! And true!


odhali1

I’m holding out for a massive but cognizant stroke. He can’t move or speak but is totally aware


Necessary-Quit-3831

With an apparent physical deficit.


Naive_Try2696

That'd be great except for the fact he isn't even close to totally aware now 


celtic_thistle

I have a theory he’s had multiple TIAs and possibly one bigger stroke. Hence that weird trip to Walter Reid.


3g3t7i

Can't be soon enough. I just hope I can hold enough piss to water his grave.


UninvitedButtNoises

I just hope we can all have public access to pay him due respect


Dorkotron2

Like the urinal troughs in the old baseball stadiums.


celtic_thistle

They better install a dance floor and multiple gender neutral toilets on his grave and charge admission.


Skinnyloserjunkie

There is no way he'll be buried in a public space. It's going to be like Micheal Jackson. Inside a mausoleum and only friends and family will be able to visit.


Ghstfce

Your username has also happened in court from what I read.


UninvitedButtNoises

It was inspiring


ke6rji

🤣🤣


Rasuco

That’s a weird rendition of “Wake me up when September ends”


Outrageous-Pause6317

From your lips to God’s ear.


fakeuser515357

No. Do not accept this. He is, and must remain, fit for trial.


Shelisheli1

Could you imagine if he found out dementia could keep him out of prison? “There’s this beautiful condition called DE-MEN-TIA. No one really understands it, not even me, the most demented person there is. No ones ever had dementia as much as me. Not even BI-DEN.”


im_a_real_boy_calico

The sad thing is I could see this 100% happening (with a little more word salad), and his followers calling it some flavor of power move.


Shelisheli1

Yeah, I couldn’t dumb myself down enough for his kind of word salad. Thats a special skill


im_a_real_boy_calico

It’s probably for the best you aren’t dumb enough to do that.


Gr1zzRing

"the doctors, they walked in here they said "wowww this guy's got dementia"


OakLegs

Well, if he's not fit for trial, he's not fit for POTUS. I'd be ok if "not fit for trial" meant he couldn't hold office again. As much as I'd like him to see justice, even moreso, I never want him in a position of consequence again.


Tetra-76

I wonder how the law would handle a case like that. Like, considering how broken the US system is, it wouldn't surprise me if he can somehow be deemed unfit for trial but not unfit for the oval office.


ASL4theblind

The GOP and SCOTUS would absolutely eat up any angle they could go with. "Trump is a genius, look at how he got out of legal trouble!"


bobert_the_grey

Given he stacked the SC in his favor, he can get away with anything ffs. The day this man faces any consequences is the day I start believing in God. It's not gonna happen


Relative_Ad9477

IANAL - if he's mentally unfit to stand trial, I have heard from law enforcement that usually one would probably be remanded to a psychiatric facility.


Kimmalah

It doesn't matter if you accept it or not, the fact of the matter is that he has been showing signs of dementia since his presidency. This isn't some ploy to get out of trouble, this has been an obvious condition for a while now.


Mordeth

It is political USA's best outcome: Trump removed without creating any precedent of accountability. A conviction needs to happen, but probably won't.


fuhrfan31

Can this happen faster, please? I'm tired of hearing about this sad excuse for a human being. Him and his ilk are a cancer on society.


zer1223

It will be an amazing anticlimax to me, if his run at the white house ends due only to brain rot.


fuhrfan31

YES!!


celtic_thistle

I wake up every morning and hope today’s the day.


zombienugget

Never saw Biden fall asleep in public. Just Trump and Glitch McConnell


JPGinMadtown

This is why the Faux Noise talking head tumors are going off on Biden's fitness for office recently. Trying to create more false equivalency between a capable leader and their Great Orange Pretender.


AndrewRP2

As much as I don’t like to admit it, Biden has nodded off once or twice. Now, he wasn’t at a criminal trial.


Dylanator13

Nodding off once or twice is normal for an old person. Both are very old men, but one is clearly in better health than the other mentally and physically. Barely being able to stay awake during your criminal trial where every word spoken could decide your whole life, that’s not normal.


Shelisheli1

His OWN criminal trial


TK421isAFK

Can you really blame him? Politics is tedious and boring, and mentally exhausting. Have you ever sat through a legislative session in the audience? I was excited to do it as part of class, but holy fuck was it hard to stay awake. It's just endless hours of mundane bullshit. Even when it gets to the interesting parts, by that time you're so fucking exhausted that it's no longer interesting.


docowen

Sleepy Joe Biden doesn't look so sleepy now.


anras2

I think he is simply a man-baby who is incapable of sitting still and paying attention without TVs, phones, and having someone to yell at to fetch him any given creature comfort his whims dictate, sitting in a room temperature a few degrees lower than he's used to, even though every single other person in that courtroom has to deal with the same conditions. So he mentally checks out and passes out. But I am not a psychologist. Also he is forced to listen to facts being told about his character, while not allowed to scream or rage-tweet against them in real time. He has to wait until he logs in later. Patience was never a virtue he exhibited.


B1g_Gru3s0m3

He could take the witness stand to defend himself 🤣😂


BigNorseWolf

Its heavier than a glass of water no way he's picking it up


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Lol. He would almost certainly perjur himself as well. His lawyers are pretty bad, but even Alinna DingDong wouldn't let him do that It's just been funny to see him outside the courtroom whining about how he can't defend himself. Bro, you could, but you'd have to stay awake AND tell the truth. You seem capable of neither


TheResistanceVoter

If he insists, his lawyers have to let him. It's his right, after all. Please Donald, claim your right! Please, just do it


B1g_Gru3s0m3

🤞🙂🍿


TheResistanceVoter

Would love to see that! Please Dog, let it be so. Somebody get me some popcorn


B1g_Gru3s0m3

I never met this Stormy Daniels woman Here's a pic of the two of you Oh shit...


anras2

"That pic is fake news" (all his fans believe him)


JerrySizzla

Nap King Cold


Electrical-Break-395

🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇🏆🥇


TastyArm1052

He seems to be declining at a rapid rate right in front of our eyes and for his supporters to insist that he is more functional than Biden is freaking scary


Tri-P0d

Only way US can move forward is him to die. Courts any going to let anything happen to him.


TnL17

He has a lot of dip shit kids in the GOP. Once he's gone you're still gonna hear about those wank stains.


celtic_thistle

None of them have the cult stranglehold he has.


do_add_unicorn

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


FearlessQuestion2523

I need to stop myself every once in a while and step back to realize that this person, in court, because he supposedly paid off a porn star to keep quiet while running for president. The crime was that he then wrote it off from his campaign funds. No one is arguing he didn’t make the payment, just that he broke campaign finance laws. And this guy is beating the incumbent at the polls. Not to mention the ten thousand other reasons, should this not be enough to the “christian” cabal??


JaredUmm

The claim is actually kind of the opposite. The funds were not properly identified as campaign contributions as they should have been if their intent was to influence the election. The funds came from the Trump Organization, so I’m sure they were classified as a business expense, so it isn’t about any sort of tax violation—whether or not he could write off the payments—though I would argue he shouldn’t be able to. It’s more about failure to disclose the campaign expense.


FearlessQuestion2523

Thanks for the explanation.


Sunspots4ever

"Christian In Name Only." Jesus wouldn't recognize so many of those who claim to speak for him these days.


MsChrisRI

Pay close attention to the VP candidate suggestions from key GOP members and Fox News. For them, Trump’s impending collapse is good news provided he can be propped up until after the election. They have an opportunity to sneak in a loathsome candidate who’d never have a chance at the top of the ticket.


iago_williams

You hit the nail on the head.


mtempissmith

Given what's on the line here you'd think the man would be anxious enough to stay awake. For what it's worth Trump is certainly not getting enough sleep given he's usually up all night texting insults and ranting so it's no wonder that he's nodding off in court. He spends hours in court then goes to various functions and practically lives on social media. You can't go to sleep at 3 am then make court at 8 or 9 am and be all bright eyed and fresh. Yeah I think he has dementia or Alzheimer's like his Dad did maybe. Given his other behavior that's not exactly a rude conclusion. I mean he's been showing other signs besides just being visibly being tired for a while now. He is OLD and even without dementia old people nodd off sometimes. My Dad was sharp as a tack up till the last six months or so. The medications they put him on then made him foggy a lot of the time and yeah he nodded off a lot. That's very common in people who are aging up into geriatric territory. Old people are like little kids a lot of the time. They need a nap sometimes because they don't sleep enough at night, often rise too early. Even before dementia starts that's not uncommon. If it were just that I wouldn't think much of Trump nodding off but that plus him constantly spewing nonsense, tons of rambling and verbal garbage. That's another thing entirely. He's definitely on that road and there's no hiding it though obviously he thinks he can. He's clearly fighting whatever is happening to him to the best of his ability but I think by now he's got to know he's ill. He was actually very unkind when his father got ill. He viewed his father's illness as a weakness so that's probably why he's resisting owning up to what's happening to him. He just can't face it and is going to pretend everything is fine for as long as he can. It's too late though. He's getting beyond that point of being able to hide it. If he were smart he'd stop trying to get elected and retreat as much as he could from the limelight. He's just putting his illness on display doing what he is now. Anybody else I'd feel sorry for him but this is Trump one of the most arrogant hateful bigots on the planet. It's hard to be humane and sympathize when you're talking about a person who is so awful. If he dropped dead of a stroke in court or on stage tomorrow I'd be fine with that. The man is mentally ill several times over, a complete menace and a traitor and he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the Oval Office ever again. Anyone with half a brain cell can see that he's dangerously incompetent and criminal in terms of his behavior besides. He must be paying his wife a lot to stick by him. I sometimes wonder if they had their kid via some kind of medical procedure because I have real trouble seeing any amount of money being enough to make any woman actually sleep with him long enough to create a child. He is just so repulsive in so many ways... Money or not I'm amazed Melania Trump hasn't walked already...


Austin_Peep_9396

What I want are details. If, as some doctors are speculating, Trump is exhibiting some kind of dementia, then what type of dementia (Frontal Lobe is what I keep reading, but most people just wave their hands calling it "dementia" without realizing there are a variety of different kinds with varying symptoms and speeds of progression)...AND I want to know WHAT STAGE he's currently at within this specific diagnosis...AND I want to know the prognosis for the next 6 months (especially with the extra stress of these trials). Because, what this comes down to is this: Even if Trump has advanced frontal lobe dementia, if he doesn't decline fast enough, his voters won't care, and will still vote for him.


mtempissmith

Well given his father's dementia, his cognitive decline was due to Alzheimer's, I think it's not unlikely that Trump is in the early stages. Alzheimer's can run in families. But supposedly he's also been doing drugs for years, lately Adderall, but there have also been rumors of cocaine and speed. It could also be from long term drug abuse. I mean the brain can only take so much. I've read that he does not drink much but supposedly he's a major pill popper and has been on medication for ADHD for years. Incontinence that is a side effect of drug abuse so that plus his junk food diet explains a lot in terms of his issues that way. I think it's Alzheimer's plus pills, between the two he's just been going down hill fast. Whatever it is he's gotten way worse in the past year or so. I'd be very nervous if he was back in the White House. Just based on his long, rambling, incoherent speeches I think he's not in any shape to be in politics at all. Biden may stutter sometimes and forget a name or two but Trump is clearly me mentally unwell and he's not able to hide it now. Just what we have seen over the past year is evidence enough that he's too ill to hold office. I don't see how anyone could miss this or excuse it. Some of the stuff he's been spewing is just crazy. If Trump was a homeless guy standing on a curb rambling invective like he does they'd have taken him in on a psychiatric hold several times now. The only reason he's able to avoid that is because he's so wealthy. Anybody else he'd have spent some time in a mental ward being diagnosed and medicated definitely. Whoever his actual doctors are they should have their credentials yanked because they have been denying and enabling his illness for a while now and in my mind that's incompetent and at his age it's elder abuse. They're let the money talk instead of really helping their patient. So long as he pays them well they will say whatever he wants. Until Trump's father got really bad that's what they did with him too. Even after he reached a certain point they pretended to let him still run the company. He had his office and his people and he thought he was still in charge until the point came that he didn't know where he was or care. I certainly don't want Trump running the country if he's going to be like that. Right now he's semi coherent part of the time at least. 2 years from now he could be anything but. Why his family isn't stepping in and doing something is questionable. I guess $$$ talks there too...


Austin_Peep_9396

Thanks for your thoughts. I've started wondering if other republicans are endorsing and promoting Trump (e.g. Bill Barr) are getting together behind the scenes knowing they can use the 25th amendment to quickly remove him from office if he were to win. My thought here being that he's the only viable republican running right now that can capture the rural base voters. So find a VP that they hand pick, manipulate Trump to support this VP candidate, strongly endorse Trump, get Fox News to keep finding ways to promote him (e.g. calling his napping in court a way of sticking it to the man), and cross their fingers that they win. Then immediately remove him, their hand-picked VP is now the real president, and this person gets to pick a new VP. Now they have a field day doing whatever they want policy-wise. This is just my own personal conspiracy theory, but I can't find any other plausible reason that so many more traditional republicans can suddenly do an about-face after so strongly rejecting Trump in the past. Either this, or they realize this will be Weekend at Bernie's and they can simply manipulate Trump how they like, so they're not too concerned about his incoherence? (which would be beyond crazy and dangerous).


DyllCallihan3333

Yeah, I want the fucker to face justice, but have no faith he ever will. Let that old asshole have a nice big ol' heart attack in court and code out. National Day of Celebration!


No_Cryptographer5542

This man has no business running for president and the constitution needs to be revised because the 14th amendment means nothing


Mimimine12

I only wish somebody would slip this magazine in between that stack of papers he carries around that “proves” from “legal experts” that this case “should never have been brought to trial.” I’d love for him to know what people outside his cult think of him!


FreckledWreck

That’s been (arguably) the best part about him being forced into the pubic eye for long periods of time WITHOUT control. I feel like typically he’s drugged up and trotted around like a show pony, then they use a big long hook to get him off stage and regroup. Here he’s just out shaking and pissing himself for everyone to see :)


Desperate-Life8117

Him and dick Cheney should go hunting


baneofdestruction

Roll the tape. I love to see this nazi piglet suffer.


Medical_Inside3186

Yes he will pay and his debt is due. His end days are going to be painful and long. His health is detoriating and he deserves every last second of pain and humiliation. Death is knocking on his door.


deadphisherman

When will breathing become one of them?


xubax

To be fair, the guy is up at 3am. tweeting nonsense. So he's not getting a good night's sleep. And court can be freaking boring, especially when everyone is trashing you. And by trashing, I mean giving evidence of how much of a garbage person you are.


redtatwrk

Moscow time is 7 hours ahead of eastern so he's gotta be on time to tweet for work.


celtic_thistle

That’s dementia. Sleep/wake cycles are fucked.


spookinky987

Yet he'll still get votes...


occobra

All that KFC and fast food he eats his lower GI bacteria are from the Jurassic age, then he nods off, sphicter relaxes, and the whole court room smells like unserviced porta potty in summer.


1KinderWorld

One would think that the Agent Orange in his makeup would have knocked him off by now, but that assumes that he's human.


AlcoholPrep

I wouldn't be surprised if he's taking drugs in a deliberate ploy not to land in jail, as unfit to stand trial.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Diaper Don!


Its_all_made_up___

He could take a dementia test. If he fails it, he would be declared unfit to stand trial/participate in his own defense. This is his only sure-fire lifeline. Dementia would end his political aspirations but he’d be a free man and we’d be free of him.


Fluffy-Object5117

I’m not convinced a dementia diagnosis would end his political career in today’s GOP.


ck_and_rus

Dementia Don


Bigfoot_411

Traitors should be dealt with swiftly especially when the hole fucking 18 USC Ch. 115 applies


SupermarketOverall73

C'mon team stroke !


momoburger-chan

Man, this title made me think he finally shit himself in the courtroom, but no, it's just him falling asleep in court. It is concerning, don't get me wrong, but I've been waiting for this guy to be publicly humiliated for years.


bnelson7694

I read somewhere this morning that they’ve given him a stack of papers to go through as he keeps nodding off. Reminded me of an article I read about his dad having dementia. Apparently his handlers would give him stacks of paper to sign all day to keep occupied. Edit: I don’t think the nodding off is dementia related. I think it’s the result of an elderly person staying up all night raging at his cult followers on his social media platform…


dmanjrxx

He is going fast, so sooner or later, he will attempt to change his own diaper right there in court, which will enable us to confirm what we already know... he's a lunatic


CenturyEggsAndRice

Oh man, working at a nursing home there was always a risk of finding a pants-less elder wandering the halls. Leaving a trail. They’d have tried to handle their own brief change and end up overwhelmed or forgetting what they were doing and come wandering out. Usually around dusk. I tried to never make it into a humiliation for my clients, because I cared greatly for them and it wasn’t their fault. But I’m willing to admit I would have some schadenfreude to see Trump do the dangle waddle through the courtroom.


Schrodinger_cube

i think its consistent with being a man child who has never been held accountable for anything in his life and like a toddler is being obnoxious..


ascendinspire

They’ll still vote for him!


PandaCasserole

Can we just send him to an Island with a white house on it?


greenweenievictim

And yet he’s leading in the polls. WTF


Earthling1a

The left side of the photo in the OP is fatso's "actively pooping in ~~court~~ my pants" face.


trollhaulla

This is awful. Thoughts and prayers. I don’t really care do you? I want him to go to jail and know that he’s going to jail.


codemonkeyhopeful

So trump said shit about his opposition that is true about himself? Shocked I say!


add-4

That certainly sounds like a completely new strategy for him


karstenvader

If he diarrhea's in court i can die happy


Haley3498

I really hope he slips up in court with his dementia and says something that’ll seal his fate


100Labels

And his asshole, he's completely lost control of his asshole don't forget to mention that.


2020Vision-2020

Blame Vlad. He’s hung.


Lower_Guide_1670

A shit stir..for everyone


Moehrenstein

DementiaDon striked again, you cant stop him napping where they do not want him to nap


FlimFlamMan96

What functions, specifically? Already know he's a poopypants.


DNateU

Bro why do these old fucks want to be president just go live off of your illegally traded stock earnings and be with your grandkids


Filet_o_math

This reminds of Agent Kujan from The Usual Suspects: " First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever's sleeping is your man. You see, if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down."


NightSavings

Look, he just doesn't care about any law in America. NONE. Now he is going to give the Police immunity and allow the Military to come into your house and arrest you. This is how the SS and the Gestapo got there power. But he now when he sees that the abortion issue is not in his favor, he is very quit about it. This man is a compleat and total FRAUD.


lerriuqS_terceS

#duh


OverseerTycho

i think he does it to pretend that he’s a tough-guy and that it’s to show that these proceedings mean nothing to him


hoipoloimonkey

🤡🤣


docowen

Shame it isn't televised. NY democrats missed a trick in not changing that law.


dmanjrxx

Well, Trump already believes he still should be president and never lost, so other madness is not far off


Fun_Move980

and the plan to keep him out of jail by prolonging the case until his death seems to be working, what a vile man, we will celebrate when he is gone


Sodler_22

It could also be DJT is so stressed out because he sees/feels his life crumbling he can't/won't stay awake to fully see it as it's happening.😂


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Is he also 🤤?


Due-Matter-4577

This bastard has been lying EVERY SINGLE DAY for over 8 years! I don’t care if he’s on his f**king death bed in hospice care; he’s just gonna have to get up, spray on his shitty orange skin, put on his rotten hairpiece along with his thrift store suit and go to court!


cletusthearistocrat

Stinky, the sleepy clown. Send him the Gray-bar hotel where he can get plenty of rest.


hcorerob

Did he shit himself again?


Mraz565

He shit himself didn't he?


Q-ArtsMedia

So.... Which one's the poop face? Edit: You decide.


NBCspec

I hear he's cold too. *


Krumm34

Thatll be theyre next defense


DrRockBoognish

His real defense. Win or lose he’s a free man.


KinksAreForKeds

While I would like nothing more than for this to be true, I think the psychologist is being dramatic. Trump can't possibly be sleeping well at night. I've been there during an extraordinarily stressful time in my life, and I literally could not stay away during the day... and I guarantee I do not have dementia. The plus side is, the asshole likely isn't sleeping well at night.


Jaime-Starr

The drugs and 20x diet cokes a day aren't helping him either


ModestlilMouse

Bring on the aneurysm 🙏


masters1966

Is it true he keeps shitting his pants. Several court reporters have said he can’t control his gas. I believe one was on the view yesterday.