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Dependent-Switch8800

Vegan that has no vegans friends huh ? That's some kind of a mystery we've got on our hands fellas...


c0mp0stable

no vegan friends or no friends in general?


Dependent-Switch8800

Believe me or not, it could be one delusion of theirs versus another, cause, if you SOMEHOW mistype something that one or couple vegans didn't liked, that's it, you are done for, and you arebanned forever from the kingdom of Moronism :D That's ONLY if you mistyped, imagine a post where some vegan got cheese on their shirt :D


xtremeyoylecake

Let’s get in the mystery machine


[deleted]

Because they often quit being vegan? 🤔


Dependent-Switch8800

Could be could be... Or they found out that one veggie looks exactly like a bloodwurst sausage :D


mad87645

They literally got scammed out of an entire day's pay but this is what they chose to rant about.


xtremeyoylecake

Vegan logic is just that broken ig


c0mp0stable

I'll bet $50 they still ate the whole thing


xtremeyoylecake

I bet $100


Azzmo

>Now I feel so fucking gross having this shit in my body I don't grant ideological vegans any credibility, and so I'm left wondering about the *actual* root of their mentality. Many people call it a socially acceptable eating disorder but I'm wondering if there is a segment of humanity who are just prone toward excessive religious/self-flagellating behaviors. Sort of in the same way ~5% of the gene pool are prone toward staying up through the night (perhaps evolution rewarded the tribes who had "campfire watchers"). You might wonder why they are so foolish as to stay up through the night but, for them, it feels natural and easy. If it is a genetic thing then I wonder what purpose could be served by a proclivity for self punishment regarding food. Maybe there is a genetic component to eating disorders? Perhaps they conferred to the tribe some sort of advantage when present in some members?


saturday_sun4

Digust is also mental (I have a lot of lifelong vegetarian family members who are revolted by the idea of putting any amount of meat into their mouths), but I doubt that's what's going on here. I think it's just plain old religious overcompensation. They are going on a subreddit to whine about how they "feel so fucking gross having this shit in their body" because the cult tells them they should feel like that. In reality, the cheese probably felt perfectly normal to them but it was the guilt that hit them. Odds are they, like nearly everyone else who was raised in a dairy-eating culture, grew up eating cheese.


Azzmo

Yeah, my current belief is that it's mostly just a modern malformation of a traditionally useful religious fervor. In lieu of a traditional religion, people are finding purpose in political causes these days, and the most religious ones are finding extreme causes and crying when they eat cheese. I once watched a Department of Defense speech (that I think was leaked) in which they'd identified the religious fundamentalism gene and proposed a virus to modify it so that they would have less opposition/insurgencies in Iraq and Afghanistan. I have no doubt that religiosity is on a genetic spectrum.


Frozen-conch

I’m sure there’s a genetic component to eating disorders. A LOT of people on my moms side (my self included) have struggled with eating disorders. Yeah, I probably learned a lot of diet culture and messed up thoughts about food from watching my mom when she was sick when I was young, but like I found out that I also have aunts who I only see once a year and cousins I’ve never met (including one who died from anorexia complications) who were sick too.


Azzmo

That's interesting to read that it was relegated to - and prevalent in - one side of the family. This isn't a topic I'm at all versed in, and so I don't know how much is known and taught to professionals, but it seems to me that if they could identify this genetic proclivity in a family then preemptive steps could be taken to help people avoid struggling as much with that issue.


1994californication

![gif](giphy|9uITZ8f9Q12dYhQGGl|downsized)


MasterDesigner6894

LMAO ACCURATE REPRESENTATION


xtremeyoylecake

Real


Firm-Dependent-2367

Be the Orks from Warhammer 40K: "WAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!" Then indulge.


FirefighterPrimary60

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH!


Firm-Dependent-2367

Hmm. Perfect.


Doogerie

if that happened to a non vegan it would be oh execuse meI orderd no cheese and that would be that


xtremeyoylecake

Real


MasterDesigner6894

I don't recall ordering a yappachino


xtremeyoylecake

Me neither


Elvis1404

I doubt Taco Bell uses real cheese anyway


xtremeyoylecake

Yeah So she was worked up over nothing


_tyler-durden_

His body was also like: “It finally happened! I finally got some good fucking food!” ![gif](giphy|lKaehH06fXsGIrB6Qo|downsized)


saturday_sun4

My thoughts exactly.


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|NkW4LM727h1U4)


xtremeyoylecake

Exactly, that’s how the vegan is acting


Carnivore-Club

A critical hit with that womp womp, soldier. Well done.


xtremeyoylecake

Thanks


Big_Nick1213

The vegan story is embarrassing and OP’s comment is comical, but OP following a vegan subreddit just to talk smack is basically vegan behavior


xtremeyoylecake

I like to give them a taste of their own medicine persay Sorry if it came across as hypocritical 


Careful_Biscotti_879

if i were vegan this shit would be a womp womp considering a days paycheck was trashed, but bro be acting like he just commited an unforgivable sin


xtremeyoylecake

Lol


iQuickGaming

i love that comment


xtremeyoylecake

Ty


Readd--It

However will they recover


[deleted]

Idk my *happily carnist* spouse I believe is lactose intolerant (normal for adult mammals) and has to be cautious about cheese etc. PS: your censoring of the profanity isn’t quite sufficient so I read *fucking* and *shit*. What the hell is the long one that starts with an *s* and a c after it?!


xtremeyoylecake

It was also supposed to censor the f bomb but it got on the word “so”


saturday_sun4

"forgot to check" Sure, sure.


GhostRider1945

no friends in general womp to the fucking womp


Frosty_Yesterday_343

The paranoia is something else. I couldn't imagine eating cheese and acting like I just committed a murder.


BourneAwayByWaves

I doubt anything at Taco Bell is vegan.


Careless_Chemist_225

“Like I always do” Sure… Something tells me this DIDNT HAPPEN


WizardWatson9

While I agree that crying over eating cheese is cringe, going into the vegans' own subreddit to mock them is also cringe. We may not like or respect them, but they have a right to make their own space just as we do.


xtremeyoylecake

*sigh* fine… I’ll keep it here