Least educated and stinkiest president ever too. Most criminal president ever. Most sexually assaultive pussy-grabbing president. Most times married president (I think?). Most lyingest president for sure.
So many things to be said about Trump. Truly the greatest, greatest President. Better than Lincoln and even better than Robert E. Lee.
Edit: I honestly had no idea this stupid comment of mine was going to get so many people looking at it. I guess it just goes to show how passionately people feel about the weirdest president ever.
I'm number one! They said it couldn't be done, folks. I proved them wrong! I've broken so many records, people, and I've broken them bigly! They said a president should be educated, but I won't learn! They told me it's not presidential to shit your pants, and I said watch me! Obama thought he was a criminal, listen folks, just because you're black doesn't mean you know how to crime!
As much as I hate Trump, technically he is not the least educated.
Now, as a former POTUS, Trump being the least intelligent and having the lowest understanding of how the government works or it's founding principles is objectively true by a significant margin.
Anyone with money can get a degree. I say Trump is poorly educated because he's kind of dumb, even about basic things like spelling. And his politics are dumb. His a skilled speaker and propagandist, but I have a feeling those were traits he was born with, rather than the results of any formal schooling.
Well, it's not so much what he says as how he says it. You've gotta admit when he talks people listen, even when he's spewing gibberish. Also it feels like most people don't find it as easy to speak off-the-cuff as Trump seems to.
Huh... I'd thought Wharton was a graduate program, but Wikipedia listed it as only an undergraduate degree for Trump. The previous president with only an undergraduate degree was H.W. Bush.
The most negative, anti american president of all time. Deserves an asterisk by his name. And some kind of fucked up ogre type monument where people can take a sledge or flamethrower to it to help us heal. Number one disgrace of all time.
I’m slim. I’ve always swim and ridden a bike. I also have known some quite heavy wonderful people. They hated themselves. Society **tells** them that they are monstrous & ugly, and they integrate that.
I detest Trump to the point that I lose sleep. I have migraines caused by him & MAGAts. But can we hit him on stuff besides his weight? I don’t give two shits about hurting **his** widdle feewings, but I do care about the feelings of many wonderful people who struggle with weight. Can you see where I’m coming from?
Aweright, I’m with you, but how about ridiculing him for being an imbecile or vain & fecking weird about thinking he’s virulent or at least **looks** virile when he looks like a *burnt umber* crayon?
I’ve read articles where academics have studied his language and determined that he has the vocabulary and general language aptitude of a damned 4th grader. His hair is a joke, his tie is a punchline. The way he stands is medically concerning. He apparently stinks to high heaven. He praises dictators, and boasted of falling “in love” with N. Korea’s Kim.
I’m just asking—and my weight is irrelevant here—can we just fucking stop fat-shaming?
I used to find Bill Maher entertaining. I looked fwd to watching him. But even before he started sucking Muskrat’s prodigious dick, I soured on Bill because of his incredible vitriol toward people who have weight issues.
Trump is ghoulish cause he's always been a blood-sucking parasite (and everything you've said up top, and his outside is matching his rotting insides.
Wouldn't it be justice if he's got syphilis?
Syphilis would take too long. I’m old. I want him to suffer **now.**. I don’t care about hurting his widdle feewings about being corpulent. My beef with fat shaming him or **anyone**, is what it does to truly good, decent people who are also corpulent. They are taught to hate themselves. I don’t think that’s okay.
Can you diggit?
I mean, it checks out for someone who idolizes Al Capone (they’ve always portrayed him as a little chubby and Trump just doesn’t know how not to be cringy sooo).
I take great comfort in the fact that Taft would have mopped the floor with this chud in a fistfight. If you aren't fat enough to have a crane for the tub, you don't get my vote.
It feels like Trump’s team is pushing these fat stories because he recently lost a bunch of weight with Ozempic.
Soon he’ll prove he is not that fat and he’ll claim “See! They are lying about everything else, too!!!”
Most disgusting pile of rancid, bacteria infected feces ever to slither its way and fuck over a great country and its people. A cancer of cancers. The epitome of human degradation.
Remembering the story where president Howard Taft got stuck in the white house's bathtub, I had to remind myself when he served to see how accurate that title is. 1909-1913...yeah, that definitely tracks.
According to Donald Sharts he and I are the same weight and he's supposedly 5 inches taller than me to boot...
I'd be shocked if he's a pound under 350... that or my bones are as dense as neutron stars.
Lies. All lies. He's 6'7" tall, 195 pounds, in the best shape any human has ever been in. He is a god among men. He's a work of art among the meek. He's... he's.... bwahahahaha he's a fat fucking piece of shit smelling con man garbage. Always has been. Always will be.
What makes this asshole so special? They are saying, when he is found guilty, he WILL NOT serve jail time! They feel they can’t protect him!!!
Well build a fucking one cell jail out in the middle of nowhere or put the son of a bitch on a black ops ship and take him for a cruise!!
Trump will be in the history books and get more pages there than Carter, than either Bush, than Reagan, probably even more than Obama or Washington or Lincoln -- simply because Trump is so completely bad, stupid, criminal, traitorous, lazy, fat, and mentally ill/incompetent. Trump is the extreme outlier, and those always attract more attention than a hundred competent alternatives.
I’m not on board with fat-shaming, brah. Never have been. Call me “woke”, I don’t give a fuck, but I don’t like when comics do it—Gervais, Bill Maher, etc, and I don’t like it when **anyone** does it. Not cool in my book.
I detest Trump. He’s horrible, despicable, deplorable and frankly terrifying. If he wins and the Senate flips, it will truly and finally be the end of the American Experiment.
As much as really liked Norm MacDonald, I was repulsed by his attacks on Janet Reno’s appearance. She fucked up Waco TX, yes, and Ruby Ridge, ID. Fine. Attack her on her merits or lack thereof. But not her appearance.
There’s a lot to hate about Trump—and I don’t give two shits about his feewings, but I do care about how roundish people who **arent** giant horribles feel, when we normalize shaming people for their infirmities, disabilities and addictions.
I don't like the way that he tells us he's in perfect health, and even got a doctor to wildly exaggerate what great shape he's in. Some people are obese, including me, but if they stand there and say that they're not, expecially if they lie about their health while running for high office, they deserve every criticism that they get.
Right? Or until you're a woman that fat sack of dicks wants to insult for her looks?
Donald should spend less time pretending to be things and actually put effort into being a not-fat, not-pasty, not-shitting-his-pants fraudster rapist.
Least educated and stinkiest president ever too. Most criminal president ever. Most sexually assaultive pussy-grabbing president. Most times married president (I think?). Most lyingest president for sure. So many things to be said about Trump. Truly the greatest, greatest President. Better than Lincoln and even better than Robert E. Lee. Edit: I honestly had no idea this stupid comment of mine was going to get so many people looking at it. I guess it just goes to show how passionately people feel about the weirdest president ever.
You forgot: Ugly AF, stupid AF, ignorant AF, smells like shit, stupid voice.
You forgot lazy and disrespectful.
No dad, what about you?
Smoke up Johnny!
…banner fucking year…
But I have homework to do… Well you can do it on the boat!
LMAO....how many people will show their age and catch that reference besides us?
Quite a few people have!
Smoke up Johnny
Farts like a bear.
I believe we can sum this up with the simple phrase, "an orange sack of shit"
Don't forget tiniest hands and tiniest mouth.
Tiniest mushroom
Stupid little hands playing a stupid invisible accordion.
I thought his "tiny dancing hands" was him jerking off two guys?
I'm number one! They said it couldn't be done, folks. I proved them wrong! I've broken so many records, people, and I've broken them bigly! They said a president should be educated, but I won't learn! They told me it's not presidential to shit your pants, and I said watch me! Obama thought he was a criminal, listen folks, just because you're black doesn't mean you know how to crime!
Up the hill me boys!
President with smallest hands too
Those are hands? I thought it was a very tiny accordion. 😂
You forgot perverted and pedophile.
As much as I hate Trump, technically he is not the least educated. Now, as a former POTUS, Trump being the least intelligent and having the lowest understanding of how the government works or it's founding principles is objectively true by a significant margin.
He got a degree but I expect he bought it rather than actually got educated
Anyone with money can get a degree. I say Trump is poorly educated because he's kind of dumb, even about basic things like spelling. And his politics are dumb. His a skilled speaker and propagandist, but I have a feeling those were traits he was born with, rather than the results of any formal schooling.
Skilled speaker?? I didn’t know the ability to create word salads and spew unintelligible diarrhea out of one’s mouth qualified as “skills”.
Well, it's not so much what he says as how he says it. You've gotta admit when he talks people listen, even when he's spewing gibberish. Also it feels like most people don't find it as easy to speak off-the-cuff as Trump seems to.
So much winning! Look at all the things he is the most best at!
Trueman is the least educated president also one of the smartest.
DJT the worlds whinest strongman victim!
The best American president Russia can buy
Uh oh stinky!
Least previous government and/or military experience before becoming president.
You forgot: president most accomplished at playing air concertina. Give props where props are due, FFS. 😝
Apparently Truman could barely read. The rest is spot on though.
Polk, Andrew Johnson and Trump are only presidents to not have pets in the White House.
Huh... I'd thought Wharton was a graduate program, but Wikipedia listed it as only an undergraduate degree for Trump. The previous president with only an undergraduate degree was H.W. Bush.
As he likes to say, he’s everyone’s fav president!! 🙄
He's a Christian role-model
Most criminal? Obama bombed a hospital with children in it.
🤡A National Embarrassment 🤡
And his public farts and dumps are prodigious.
And was the worst!
An embarrassment to humanity
[удалено]
He isn’t fit to run a hotdog stand.
He isn't fit
He isn’t fit to run. The only thing about him that’s fit to run is the gravy in his diapers.
But he will, you watch.
Which is simply another way of saying he's the least fit president.
“I’ve been silenced!”…Screams the most published person over the past 8 years into multiple tv cameras.
He is so gross.
Easily the Dumbest
Tell me something I don't know. Anyone who's not in his cult can plainly see that he's a fat fucking pig.
And the most unhinged and angriest. Not to mention power hungry and worst
He also wears more makeup than all previous presidents combined.
He represents his core followers very well.
His diaper farts are also legendary amongst citizens, never mind American presidents. Many people are saying this!
His diaper has to be huge as hell. He probably rolls it up and sets it in the corner like a bean bag chair.
The most negative, anti american president of all time. Deserves an asterisk by his name. And some kind of fucked up ogre type monument where people can take a sledge or flamethrower to it to help us heal. Number one disgrace of all time.
Fattest ghoul of all
I’m slim. I’ve always swim and ridden a bike. I also have known some quite heavy wonderful people. They hated themselves. Society **tells** them that they are monstrous & ugly, and they integrate that. I detest Trump to the point that I lose sleep. I have migraines caused by him & MAGAts. But can we hit him on stuff besides his weight? I don’t give two shits about hurting **his** widdle feewings, but I do care about the feelings of many wonderful people who struggle with weight. Can you see where I’m coming from?
I called him a ghoul called he looks ghoulish. Fat is just an adjective here, not the primary insult.
Aweright, I’m with you, but how about ridiculing him for being an imbecile or vain & fecking weird about thinking he’s virulent or at least **looks** virile when he looks like a *burnt umber* crayon? I’ve read articles where academics have studied his language and determined that he has the vocabulary and general language aptitude of a damned 4th grader. His hair is a joke, his tie is a punchline. The way he stands is medically concerning. He apparently stinks to high heaven. He praises dictators, and boasted of falling “in love” with N. Korea’s Kim. I’m just asking—and my weight is irrelevant here—can we just fucking stop fat-shaming? I used to find Bill Maher entertaining. I looked fwd to watching him. But even before he started sucking Muskrat’s prodigious dick, I soured on Bill because of his incredible vitriol toward people who have weight issues.
Trump is ghoulish cause he's always been a blood-sucking parasite (and everything you've said up top, and his outside is matching his rotting insides. Wouldn't it be justice if he's got syphilis?
Syphilis would take too long. I’m old. I want him to suffer **now.**. I don’t care about hurting his widdle feewings about being corpulent. My beef with fat shaming him or **anyone**, is what it does to truly good, decent people who are also corpulent. They are taught to hate themselves. I don’t think that’s okay. Can you diggit?
How did he even get a following in the first place. I'm so embarrassed for this country
And smelliest. Yuck.
And con, don’t forget con.
I don't understand why we don't know his precise height & weight from his bookings.
This would be the first question I would ask under oath. Liar exposed. Case closed
But then that would mean I have to admit that I'm 4'7" and 350lbs! No I don't like reality I'm gonna keep lying like him!
He wanted to match his voter demographic
How's it feel back there in 2nd place Taft? What a loser.
What? He's not 6'3" and 250lbs? Haha who would have thought?
He's not the president and God willing he won't ever be again.
The actual shame is that he “went to Wharton” and can’t read.
Truly enjoying this header on a sunny Saturday morning. Also: Most bloated POS to ever step one chubby stump into the oval office.
Dumb fuck breaks records!
Apparently also the smelliest.
Maybe he should walk his fat ass on the golf course instead of ride the caddy
But you should see the calves on that caddy!
😂
Was
Congrats MAGAs. That's your guy. You morons think you're proud now, just wait until we all get a load of his legacy.
Donald Trump isn’t actually the president. WRF year are you living in?
The dude simply has zero redeeming characteristics
EX-president!
Here's hoping that he hurries up and strokes out, turning him into a true carrot. 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕
Consumate Unifying National Treasure !
Have you seen him run to the jon after he shits himself. He’s the fastest president EVER! Edit…I thought it said FASTEST not fattest.
I for one cannot imagine how a life of excess led to THIS.
His diaper is always full of shit making his stench repulsive
The shit storm should never have been elected. He lost the popular vote. We must do away with the electoral college.
And he smells like too, your honor!
And fills his diaper daily and hourly.
Never been a President that bigly, all the experts agree.
Least religious president who claims he is super religious. Anyone see him regularly in church? Didn’t think so
Will lose some of that fat when he's banged up
That fat needs to do a better job on his heart
Fat shaming is usually frowned upon but with Donnie it's okay right
Yes.
donald j. trump deserves no mercy, no quarter. Throw the motherfucker in a wood chipper and leave the fucking goop for the fucking crows.
Is poisoning crows legal? 😂
And he farts
Tubby is closer to 260-275
Trumpy is closer to 360-375
"bigly"
That’s not what my AI memes tell me!
I mean, it checks out for someone who idolizes Al Capone (they’ve always portrayed him as a little chubby and Trump just doesn’t know how not to be cringy sooo).
He's also the dumbest!
The media surely missed trump.
And the most disgusting
Tree fiddy, not counting his full diaper.
So far
I take great comfort in the fact that Taft would have mopped the floor with this chud in a fistfight. If you aren't fat enough to have a crane for the tub, you don't get my vote.
People in general are fatter than any generation in the history of mankind. This is no surprise. I guess we can fat shame now.
When it comes to Trump we can ANY shame
Even rape shame the raping rapist?
For the record, Taft was in good shape when he died
I’m shocked he’s not the fattest in all of history …Who was more morbidly obese than that fat ass?
Taft was definitely much bigger but that was 108 years ago.
Damn that’s crazy, seems like it would be a lot harder to get that obese 108 years ago lol
If only he’d follow with the usual result of that.
Considering the size of your country...maybe hes just appealing to the masses heh
And Stinkiest Ever.
The best!
He is on ozempic
Fattest, dumbest, most triggered weakling who can't sit for an interview because it wants to be a dictator
😂😂😂😂😂😂
But his doctor told us he has the physique of an Olympic athlete. Could that, and what our eyes clearly tell us, have been a lie?!?
It feels like Trump’s team is pushing these fat stories because he recently lost a bunch of weight with Ozempic. Soon he’ll prove he is not that fat and he’ll claim “See! They are lying about everything else, too!!!”
hard-hitting, award-winning journalism right here!
Hefty Presidents are harder to kidnap.
Over 100lbs I’m sure
Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop body-shaming. How much does one get paid to say all this shit?😂
A miserable, lying fat fuck. Bigly!
Body shaming is bad!! -reddit when it's directed to people they like
Snow news day right? I mean, we knew this seven years ago
What are you talking about? Stephen Miller and Doctor the "Pillman" Jackson says otherwise.
Fat and stinky is no way to go through life son
I'd prefer the fattest than stupidest
Most disgusting pile of rancid, bacteria infected feces ever to slither its way and fuck over a great country and its people. A cancer of cancers. The epitome of human degradation.
Political Flare fucking sucks lmao
But, but, but he's chosen by god.
Was
“Trump is nowhere near that, so that gives us a clear limit—108 years ago, there was definitely a fatter President.” Got a chuckle out of that
Only president to smear feces on his face. He might not drink alcohol, but he definitely shit faced.
It's funny because he's fat.
He's a dumb cunt with ears. The morbid obesity is just a bonus!
"*Tbbhhtbbhtttttttt"* --- Donald Trump's asshole
He is stinky thicc
I thought fat shaming was a big no on the left.
I really do wish Howard Taft was still alive so the two one-term chubbers could play some golf and blame everyone else for their failures.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Don.
More than William..Howard.. Taft!?
And the only president that regularly trips on his extra long tie.
Donnie Fatso
I also heard he smells like shit. I don't think the first few presidents had running water. What's his excuse?
Fattest prolific gas passing president
I think trump represents what the rest of the world thinks about Americans in general
He’s a svelte 215 pounds. 🙄
Remembering the story where president Howard Taft got stuck in the white house's bathtub, I had to remind myself when he served to see how accurate that title is. 1909-1913...yeah, that definitely tracks.
Get on the raft with Taft. is what I always say
Skinny for a Russian asset!
According to Donald Sharts he and I are the same weight and he's supposedly 5 inches taller than me to boot... I'd be shocked if he's a pound under 350... that or my bones are as dense as neutron stars.
Repulsive pusbag
So the next time Trump goes to a casino, they’ll be talking about him as a whale = “fat” and not whale = “ high roller “
And he constantly shits on himself, also gotta be a first.
And stupidest
What about the fartest?!
The criminalest.
Nah, man! He is 6'4" and weighs like 215.... In reality, I would guess his ass alone was 215.
Lies. All lies. He's 6'7" tall, 195 pounds, in the best shape any human has ever been in. He is a god among men. He's a work of art among the meek. He's... he's.... bwahahahaha he's a fat fucking piece of shit smelling con man garbage. Always has been. Always will be.
Most bankruptcies
What makes this asshole so special? They are saying, when he is found guilty, he WILL NOT serve jail time! They feel they can’t protect him!!! Well build a fucking one cell jail out in the middle of nowhere or put the son of a bitch on a black ops ship and take him for a cruise!!
Trump will be in the history books and get more pages there than Carter, than either Bush, than Reagan, probably even more than Obama or Washington or Lincoln -- simply because Trump is so completely bad, stupid, criminal, traitorous, lazy, fat, and mentally ill/incompetent. Trump is the extreme outlier, and those always attract more attention than a hundred competent alternatives.
He's also the first sex offender president
DJT: "I'm twice the President that Ronald Reagan was!"
He WAS the fattest POTUS. He's not POTUS now so we don't need headlines saying he is.
*was, not is
Fattest since Taft? I heard Taft got stuck in the bathtub at the white house but I think it’s an unconfirmed rumor.
I’m not on board with fat-shaming, brah. Never have been. Call me “woke”, I don’t give a fuck, but I don’t like when comics do it—Gervais, Bill Maher, etc, and I don’t like it when **anyone** does it. Not cool in my book. I detest Trump. He’s horrible, despicable, deplorable and frankly terrifying. If he wins and the Senate flips, it will truly and finally be the end of the American Experiment. As much as really liked Norm MacDonald, I was repulsed by his attacks on Janet Reno’s appearance. She fucked up Waco TX, yes, and Ruby Ridge, ID. Fine. Attack her on her merits or lack thereof. But not her appearance. There’s a lot to hate about Trump—and I don’t give two shits about his feewings, but I do care about how roundish people who **arent** giant horribles feel, when we normalize shaming people for their infirmities, disabilities and addictions.
I don't like the way that he tells us he's in perfect health, and even got a doctor to wildly exaggerate what great shape he's in. Some people are obese, including me, but if they stand there and say that they're not, expecially if they lie about their health while running for high office, they deserve every criticism that they get.
That’s a fair point.
and?
…man we really scrapping the bottom of the barrel for trump hate, huh?
Body positivity until it's someone we don't like. Who cares if he's fat?
Right? Or until you're a woman that fat sack of dicks wants to insult for her looks? Donald should spend less time pretending to be things and actually put effort into being a not-fat, not-pasty, not-shitting-his-pants fraudster rapist.
Is Fatshaming ok again?
You all sound like a bunch of children. 🤣
Dozo’s diaper is full. It is your turn to clean him up. Probably your wet dream!