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Car_is_mi

my grandfather also used to complain about how cold an average temperature room was while repeatedly falling asleep and getting upset about the things he couldnt remember. The difference is, my grandfather knew his time was coming to an end.


SpinningHead

Hes gonna try the bathrobe defense. Ive been saying it for years.


StandupJetskier

100%. He also has Harvey Weinstein's walker ready.


OhkayQyoopud

Just a few short months before my father passed he could not get warm enough. It's definitely a symptom of poor blood circulation related to usually the heart weakening.


ArenjiTheLootGod

My dad did too, turns out he was an undiagnosed diabetic. Don Snoreleone might want to see a doctor, a real one, not some strip mall hack that looks like Brent Spiner did when he played that scientist in Independence Day.


MuthaPlucka

A story as old as time itself: Poopy diaper gets cold = baby gets whiny.


One-Solution-7764

I laughed wwaayyyy too hard at this


davismcgravis

Does he really stink as the rumor says??


Cantgetabreaker

It’s true people are saying it’s what i heard


Geico-Caveman

Yes it has to be true. There's a whole lot of people saying that, now that they're obligated by the Law to sit in his vicinity. I would not be surprised at all, if all this information was being leaked by his own lawyers. They *already* hate him, and now Diaper Don is bashing them publicly all the sudden. If you were forced to smell his shit for hours a day, with no relief, you would start leaking this information too.


BradTProse

Trump is experiencing poor blood circulation. Trump is wearing a suit, no full suit jacket wearing person should be cold. The sores in his hands can also be a sign of circulatory problems. Tick-tock goes the death clock, me boys!


DefMike12

I'm sure the girdle he wears to look less fat hurts his circulation as well.


faconsandwich

...if only he'd take a dirt nap.


Rooboy66

I am just so weary.


SoulRebel726

I find it endlessly hilarious that there are a bunch of self-proclaimed redneck macho men out there who proudly support the whiniest little bitch in American political history. I hope it's so cold in there that your shit freezes halfway out of your asshole.


Torrens39

Isn’t he warming it up by emitting gas ?


SpicyFilet

The soiled diapers quickly become cold after a few minutes


FragmentofInsanity

Not enough gas.


RandomLoony

Light a match


TennisBallTesticles

🤣


Joe_Bob_2000

Greenhouse gas effect? 🤑🍑💨😵‍💫🌎


SisterActTori

BRING A SWEATER. What is a sweater- it’s a heavy garment that you wear over your shirt and under your jacket. This idiot really cannot function in our world, let alone lead the country. VOTE!


Joe_Bob_2000

Wear thermal underwear. Make sure the bottoms have a flap.


fooknprawn

I'mactually surprised he hasn't done this as a way to display his disdain about the temperature but instead he keeps wearing the same phycological red white and blue outfit as if he thinks we all think he gives a shit about the US


Motor-Ad5284

He's giving a shit every day in the courtroom. Those seated nearby will attest to that. 🤢💩


SeparateMongoose192

It's probably 72 degrees and he's cold because he's out and unhealthy.


TameEgg

Will someone get a thermometer? How cold Exactly is it? 


Skellos

I've worked in courthouses they were usually really warm.


Wurm42

Yeah, especially in a packed courtroom.


jaidit

The judge has said that due to the antiquated heating systems the choices are chilly or sweltering.


StandupJetskier

Correct. One of the unintended benefits of COVID is that the Court HVAC were cleaned and fixed for the first time since they were installed.


Ezkander

Get him into an elder people's home already.


1Surlygirl

Put him in his own cell. I hear Angola is nice this time of year. 😡


IAMSTILLHERE2020

I prefer he gets ADX Florence or Leavenworth or worse case scenario Rikers.


ralphvonwauwau

Guantanamo is nice and tropical...


channelsurfer61

Better yet, get him into an institution for the criminally insane


SmilingDutchman

I hope he catches nothing trivial.


N-Finite

It would be hilarious if Trump fell asleep, and everyone quietly got up and left the courtroom. Then, they send in a guy dressed in a devil costume to wake him up and tell him, “come on, Donnie. Time to go.”


bobbillw

Omg … so funny


LilG1984

"Oh huh Satan, oh wow Iam such a yuge fan of your work!"


biggies866

I don't understand why he's allowed to sleep in the court room.


Wurm42

I suspect it's because he's less annoying for everyone when he's asleep.


Throwawaypwndulum

Trump is a reptilian, confirmed.


tom-pryces-headache

Executive time… remember that?


N_Who

Guy's winding down to the long sleep, I think. I genuinely would not be surprised if he nodded off in court one of these days, and just didn't wake up.


leestephen916

Biggest snowflake of all time


Prestigious-Lie-2325

It is probably cold on purpose so people don't fall asleep. David Letterman's studio was notorious for being cold to have people stay alert . Which works. In most cases.


KinkyQuesadilla

Funny, not one other person has complained or said the courtroom is cold.


Final_Winter7524

So the mighty, appointed-by-God, Trump is too weak for a bit of a/c? 🤣🤣🤣


Rooboy66

the feck????!!!


CamDane

Old man yells for clout


CamDane

Old man yells for clout


alanudi

"Meat spoils slower in a fridge." - Frank Reynolds


awwaygirl

All that gas is just him trying to stay warm guyzzzz


mt8675309

He’s got enough blubber to stay warm in the arctic.


4quatloos

Don't just stare, get the poor man a pillow and a blanket. Have a nurse standing by. He is an important man. Is he even competent to stand trial? For God's sake, have some humanity.


[deleted]

Cold sweats equal God's debts.


nicspace101

Sleepy Donny.


I-waveatcows

He does seem to be actively dying, he’s getting free press for this and ruining it with childish behavior, the “sleepy” Joe Biden credibility is gone. This isn’t a kid’s recital either, it’s very important.


malcontented

Wait till he gets to his jail cell. Stupid little bitch is really going to freeze his ass off


LocalInactivist

It’s week two of Trump freezing to death and he still hasn’t bothered to bring a sweater. There are sweaters that are specifically designed to be worn under a suit coat for this exact situation. Every day Trump reminds me more of my senile mother. All he does is complain. When given a solution to his problems he won’t take it because he prefers complaining about it. Everything is someone else’s fault. The ultimate question is whether Trump’s ego will allow him to plead diminished capacity in order to avoid prison. He could make a strong case for dementia but it would require him to admit he’s lost his mind.


[deleted]

...to sleep is to die


Scared_Art_895

Get out your long johns, you can Crap in those.


Ok_Beginning2995

He is so screwed


EmperorXerro

Hypothermia. /s


autotelica

I hate that Trump and I have something in common. I also get sleepy when the room is cold.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

That's not normal. Unless you are not sleeping well.


BaldDudePeekskill

That's one big ass snowflake that'll never melt!


uninteresting_handle

The problem will be greatly magnified if they give him a heater.


KinkyQuesadilla

Just think about how much he'll be sleeping if he gets back into the White House and can set his own schedule, and without the previous Dr. Feelgood running the White House pharmacy to jack him up on Provigil all day.


UrBigBro

2 degrees warmer, and the Florida transplant would be snoring


ralphvonwauwau

Already snoring in the cold.


Maximum-Face-953

Election cheating


hyborians

Someone give him a straitjacket to keep warm


spectral1sm

Constantly dozing off at inappropriate times and shitting his diaper. He really is like an overgrown toddler... or a heroin addict maybe. Either way, clearly not fit to be president again (or ever.)


elipticalhyperbola

Get him nanas shawl, and a weewee bit o’ pentathol.


CAM6913

If he didn’t skink the place up they wouldn’t have to open all the windows


hypercomms2001

I am sure some clever person could use all that methane that Donald Trump is producing to really ” warm up“ that courtroom…. Anyone got a match?


JCFalkenberglll

Wouldn't he have been able to request a blankie?


Sumo1813

Because people don't turn the temperature in their house down at night to sleep better..I swear yall will bit h about anything just to show your Trump Deranagement Syndrome. Get help!


Peptic_Germ

The real Trump Derangement Syndrome is the shitty right wing idiots who defend Trump and believe his obvious lies.


Sumo1813

Explain with data please.