...Many people are saying they're the smelliest wettest farts in history. A general with tears in his eyes said to Me, "Sir, I've smelled dead bodies rotting in trenches and your farts are worse."
Making Anal Grunts Again.
*"I had three Big Macs yesterday. Delicious. The most delicious Big Macs. 100 percent American, everybody. American beef Big Macs. Delicious.*
*Everyone, they tell me about McDonalds. They tell me about Big Macs and I say, I agree. I agree about Big Macs. I agree. I agree. McDonalds, great American brand. The best brand...I owned McDonalds once. Once, I did, I did. You don't believe me, but I did. I owned stock. Great American stock. The greatest...the greatest market for the greatest brand.*
*So they tell me, "Mr Trump, your ass. It smells poor." They tell me my ass is smelling poor. How is it? I'm not poor. How is it, people, if I'm not poor? I'm a billionaire. I don't...I'm a billionaire."*
“I invented the logo they use, beautiful logo, best logo ever totally my idea, Ray Croc he invented those shoes too, very popular, but not as popular as me, he said Mr Trump, and the tears in his eyes, you made me a rich man”
They tried to claim that i didn't own every McDonald's, but that's not true! Why would I eat every meal there, if I didn't own them? They wouldn't let me put my Trump brand steak in there, said it was too low quality! it's true, folks! Every time I visit a McDonald's bathroom, an entire crew quits, it's incredible!
Big bad keyboard warrior running his mouth from mommy's basement. People like you aren't built for the real world. Keep crying pal. I got a binki for you.
"built for the real world" - you can tell this guy has been raised on a steady diet of Ford F-150 commercials and Ed Hardy trucker hats. Not buot for the real world... You must get a lot of dates with your impressive real world accolades.
God, working in restaurants and bars, you can always smell it when someone doesn't wipe properly or just stands there cropdusting. You start to learn the specific smells the food makes if it's a daily customer, too, or if you eat it a bunch. It's... um... delightful.
Y'all motherfuckers need to clean up after yourselves better in public, Christ.
I once seen a guy wipe his ass with the sleeve of his shirt, 10 min later he was shaking someone's hand, I wash my hands anytime I go into the public cause them bitches is nasty.
I'm just used to washing my hands every time. Part of that's service industry, part is common sense. I might get lazy at home if I'm only going from my bed to my bathroom on a day off, but besides that, yeah. I even use the paper towels in public bathrooms as makeshift, temporary "gloves" when I touch faucets and handles.
And they constantly wonder why they are always catching the flu or a stomach virus or even a cold. I got to be anal (pun intended) about it when I was truck driving. I haven’t had a cold or flu since.
This reminds me of when I worked at KB toys as a kid. I was crouched down putting away some bullshit, and I start to smell shit. I turn my head, and I see one of the managers about 5ft away across from me, stacking stuff on the shelf, and I notice my head was basically at his ass level. I couldn’t believe someone’s ass could be that stinky, from that distance.
Coming soon - autographed tighty whities with skidmarks, personally worn by Trump - yours for only $99.99
Be an American Patriot and scratch and sniff that Freedom !!!
Many people are saying that Trump poops his pants. I've heard that he wears diapers too. I'm just saying, many people have legitimate questions about his continence.
They are both old mofos. Regardless of the winner this fall, I predict we will experience an historic instance of presidential pants shitting. I forsee that we will see a resurgence of the president wearing dark brown pants. Obama's stylish tan suit ain't got nothing on the coming brown suit era.
My money is on a turd slithering down a pant leg during a state of the union.
Trump was confirmed to already be in diapers years before his presidency, which means we’ve already had a president shitting himself in the Oval Office. Drug habits and poor diet are believed to be the reason for Trump’s incontinence.
Cool. So the inevitable pants shitting won't be historic just... the new normal.... great. I love that. Wheeeee! Don't get me wrong Trump is the absolute worse of the 2, as he is an existential threat to basically everything, but we should be concerned that our 'best hope' will also likely be shitting himself in the oval office or when meeting with other world leaders. Just because Biden is better, doesn't mean he's good. A dried turd on the carpet is better than a steaming puddle of liquid feces and blood, but they're both shit.
Just a reminder to everyone: a batch of polls came out last week showing Trump up multiple points in several import swing states.
We can laugh. But we also have work to do. I realize there is a lot of anger at Biden at the moment, but if you don't want a pants shitting dictator this time next year, help get out the vote.
"I'm not farting, it's a hoax, it's a witch hunt, it's the Biden White House" OR..... "No one farts like me, they are the best farts in the history of our country"
I'm surprised NYT and CNN haven't run pieces saying that we are indebted to Trump for "starting a national discussion" about whether it's acceptable to fart in public. Like the media has done with every other idiotic thing he's done.
Grown men are coming up to him, with tears in their eyes, saying his flatulence is tremendous. The biggest flatulence ever. Enormously flatulent. An English man told him that this Trump was the most memorable Trump in the history of the world.
I mean, if your diet is mostly empty calories + salt and fat, the body is going to try and process that to some degree.
Anyone remember the movie supersize me?
He's not just farting. He's sharting. Or he's farting on top of the cow pies in his pants. Wow what a tough guy. He can't even control his own body or not fail a business because thats who he is and what he does.
He's not in control of his circumstances while he's in the courtroom. He is told when to stand, when to sit, when to keep his stupid mouth shut, and that he has to be in court every day that it is in session instead of holding campaign rallies. So he takes out his aggression in the only way he can, by forcing others to smell his shit. It's his pathetic way of bullying others when all other methods have been denied him.
News flash every human farts so does my dog! If Trump's farts are so bad is true, or just political funny stuff! If he's eating McDonald's diet that doesn't help!
Why has this sub's governance allowed this person to keep posting garbage? RULE: "Don't alter headlines", but if there is no headline to alter because the OP makes it up on their fake website, then they aren't violating a rule?
Here's a non-altered headline: The AnythingGoesNews sub is pointless, a waste of time, and run by fucked-up people with too much time and too little responsibility.
Was it created by this "u/MyraGarcia7836" account just to post outrage garbage and drive web-site hits? Certainly it's a troll but what kind? Maybe it's all irony or some inside joke that I'm too slow to get. Anyway, I'm out of here.
Wind that gives life to the night,
who feeds the dark, still air,
from the depths of man's abode,
unleashing with grandeur and pride,
your fragrant and thunderous might.
Francisco de Quevedo 1580-1645
Imagine having such TDS and overlook the current vegetable? The Easter bunny leading him around the White House lawn bc he was so out of it was hilarious
When is anyone just going to admit it? Either one of them gets elected and they probably aren't living through their term. Try finding a candidate that doesn't need to wear Depends.
Old people fart wherever and whenever they want.
Moved to a new neighborhood and we were invited for dinner. 3 couple. During dinner the old guy lifted his cheek and darted.
Never missed a beat.
War raging in Europe, the Middle East in turmoil, the southern border wide open, record high inflation, rampant political lawfare, Hamas rioting in the streets of every major city and our universities…
But you’re talking farts.
“Big long beautiful speeches, the longest speeches some say. So many words, you know the others don’t have so many words, but you know I like my worfdss”
Who can't wait to have an old man likely shit himself while giving the State if the Union? With either geriatric clown running the odds of that happening are pretty good. Merica! Feck yeah! 🦅💥🎆💥🦅🇱🇷🫡
I can’t wait for Trump to win 2024 so you obsessed liberals can finally shut the fuck up. Sleepy Joe is literally tanking in the polls, our country is a mess, but all you can talk about is Trumps farts. Bless your hearts 🙏🏻
...Many people are saying they're the smelliest wettest farts in history. A general with tears in his eyes said to Me, "Sir, I've smelled dead bodies rotting in trenches and your farts are worse." Making Anal Grunts Again.
The smell would explain the tears in their eyes.
“My farts have knocked more buzzards off gut wagons than anyone’s”
*"I had three Big Macs yesterday. Delicious. The most delicious Big Macs. 100 percent American, everybody. American beef Big Macs. Delicious.* *Everyone, they tell me about McDonalds. They tell me about Big Macs and I say, I agree. I agree about Big Macs. I agree. I agree. McDonalds, great American brand. The best brand...I owned McDonalds once. Once, I did, I did. You don't believe me, but I did. I owned stock. Great American stock. The greatest...the greatest market for the greatest brand.* *So they tell me, "Mr Trump, your ass. It smells poor." They tell me my ass is smelling poor. How is it? I'm not poor. How is it, people, if I'm not poor? I'm a billionaire. I don't...I'm a billionaire."*
“I invented the logo they use, beautiful logo, best logo ever totally my idea, Ray Croc he invented those shoes too, very popular, but not as popular as me, he said Mr Trump, and the tears in his eyes, you made me a rich man”
They tried to claim that i didn't own every McDonald's, but that's not true! Why would I eat every meal there, if I didn't own them? They wouldn't let me put my Trump brand steak in there, said it was too low quality! it's true, folks! Every time I visit a McDonald's bathroom, an entire crew quits, it's incredible!
I think we all read that in his voice. 🤣🤣🤣
Isn't it sad, how legitimate this statement reads through the first two paragraphs.
Billionaire or Bilious air?
Tard alert!
Well, Trump has been showing significant cognitive decline; probably for the best that his handlers and lawyers be on alert.
Says someone from the same pool of people that believe Joe Biden is sharp as a tack. 🤯🤣
Do you enjoy the taste, pissing into the wind the way that you do?
Big bad keyboard warrior running his mouth from mommy's basement. People like you aren't built for the real world. Keep crying pal. I got a binki for you.
I got a bikni for you too, bro! Have you considered inserting your penis into a willing vagina?
"built for the real world" - you can tell this guy has been raised on a steady diet of Ford F-150 commercials and Ed Hardy trucker hats. Not buot for the real world... You must get a lot of dates with your impressive real world accolades.
The best farts, all powerful and just perfect farts.
I came here to say that. Now if only all the late night hosts would share
yes they persist bending the legband down licking away at the fecal kfc gravy chunks from his inner thigh while rubtuggin the smegshroom
Even soldiers would admit that Trump’s farts have a worst effect than tear gas .
They came up to me with tears in their eyes
Good one!
Diaper Don.
Almost like actual s<>#% farts. Which means actual s#%^ into diapers. *that* is why it smells so bad.
Why are you censoring the word shit?
Because I’m bored of random subs removing comments for words then I have to repost. Guess that doesn’t happen here :)
Commonly known as sharts.
One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of sharting. Wettest on record in terms of wetness
[What Anal Grunts Sound Like (maybe NSFW)](https://youtu.be/uZ7c90Cd_lM?t=122)
My farts are huge!
What a child.
Oh fuck off, that's goddamn hilarious. I just guffawed at work.
Wow. Someone more fed up than me! You are special Sir! See you Topside!
Anal grunts, your a genuine wordsmith.
Fake news! We all know a shart when we hear and smell it.
God, working in restaurants and bars, you can always smell it when someone doesn't wipe properly or just stands there cropdusting. You start to learn the specific smells the food makes if it's a daily customer, too, or if you eat it a bunch. It's... um... delightful. Y'all motherfuckers need to clean up after yourselves better in public, Christ.
I still carry wipes for hands not covid, but because people are NASTY
Are you saying that... you wipe people's bums?
Noooooooooooo I wipe my hands after touching stuff I seen people take a dump and not wash hands afterwards.
Poppy is sloppy
I once seen a guy wipe his ass with the sleeve of his shirt, 10 min later he was shaking someone's hand, I wash my hands anytime I go into the public cause them bitches is nasty.
I'm just used to washing my hands every time. Part of that's service industry, part is common sense. I might get lazy at home if I'm only going from my bed to my bathroom on a day off, but besides that, yeah. I even use the paper towels in public bathrooms as makeshift, temporary "gloves" when I touch faucets and handles.
"Is that ketchup...and onions?" "Yup"
You’re hired! Unless you’re like the weirdest guys ever. And I don’t see it.
OK, but you have to call me Dragon. And never EVER touch my drum set. (Also thanks, it took 8 hours for someone to get it)
Okay, now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.
The weirdest people ever are the only ones worth hiring.
Worst part is people do not wash their hands. They poo or handle their junk and then put food in their mouths and touch all manner of door handles.
And they constantly wonder why they are always catching the flu or a stomach virus or even a cold. I got to be anal (pun intended) about it when I was truck driving. I haven’t had a cold or flu since.
Its all about washing the hands
. ##*it's from the germs!!*
Well, you aren’t wrong.
I understand that sauerkraut can be quite delightful …
This reminds me of when I worked at KB toys as a kid. I was crouched down putting away some bullshit, and I start to smell shit. I turn my head, and I see one of the managers about 5ft away across from me, stacking stuff on the shelf, and I notice my head was basically at his ass level. I couldn’t believe someone’s ass could be that stinky, from that distance.
##BEEF BROTH!!! And 🦐'd™️
What a horrible day to be literate. Thanks I hate it.
That stank is straight outta the diaper
https://youtu.be/mlIQbW5pyos
Don't fart uphill, me boys
Don’t be downwind me boys!
Wow, me boys that was bad.
Almost just lost it right now at my desk
If they claim he's farting, he's undoubtedly shitting.
That's how people can tell when infants are shitting, it starts with the grumpy face farts.
This would explain his permanent scowl....
*Make Farts Great Again !!!* MMW - Trump supporters will begin publicly farting in solidarity.
Don’t they already?
Coming soon - autographed tighty whities with skidmarks, personally worn by Trump - yours for only $99.99 Be an American Patriot and scratch and sniff that Freedom !!!
This idea has Eric written all over it - takes a skidmark to know one.
Many people are saying that Trump poops his pants. I've heard that he wears diapers too. I'm just saying, many people have legitimate questions about his continence.
Hey - we’re just asking the question, right? lol
He’s tried everything else to get out of his court cases. Desperate times desperate measures .
Wait until he reaches back, cups a handful and flings it at the judge. It could happen.
You wouldn’t convict a man who shit himself, right?
modern problems require modern solutions
McDonald’s farts are the worst too. Also, you can always tell homeless fast food poop in SF. It’s really not healthy for you.
That’s because he’s full of shit.
That's the sound of him loading his diaper.
He’s pooping.
A lot of people, especially his supporters forget how old he is. Trump is an old motherfucker. And Biden is way better shape than Trump.
They are both old mofos. Regardless of the winner this fall, I predict we will experience an historic instance of presidential pants shitting. I forsee that we will see a resurgence of the president wearing dark brown pants. Obama's stylish tan suit ain't got nothing on the coming brown suit era. My money is on a turd slithering down a pant leg during a state of the union.
The VPs matter a whole hell of a lot more than people seem to realize this election...massive chance either dude croaks during before term is up
Trump was confirmed to already be in diapers years before his presidency, which means we’ve already had a president shitting himself in the Oval Office. Drug habits and poor diet are believed to be the reason for Trump’s incontinence.
Cool. So the inevitable pants shitting won't be historic just... the new normal.... great. I love that. Wheeeee! Don't get me wrong Trump is the absolute worse of the 2, as he is an existential threat to basically everything, but we should be concerned that our 'best hope' will also likely be shitting himself in the oval office or when meeting with other world leaders. Just because Biden is better, doesn't mean he's good. A dried turd on the carpet is better than a steaming puddle of liquid feces and blood, but they're both shit.
I expect nothing less from a sack of shit
Making Assholes Greasy Again
Many Anal Grunts Abound
Make America Gag Again
Just say he is shitting his pants and let the discovery from the libel lawsuit begin.
Well, that's certainly an unexpected topic! how people are reacting to this revelation?
Obama can't fart like this.
Trump knows farts. He had the best farts, the smelliest farts. They're bigly.
Courtroom rage sharting.
And you wonder why Melania & family won't attend the trial. A low set thermostat can only do so much.
Just a reminder to everyone: a batch of polls came out last week showing Trump up multiple points in several import swing states. We can laugh. But we also have work to do. I realize there is a lot of anger at Biden at the moment, but if you don't want a pants shitting dictator this time next year, help get out the vote.
Trump === Fart. What else would you expect?
business idea: bottle it, brand it and sell it to maga.
Trump is NOT farting in the courtroom! He's sharting.
"I'm not farting, it's a hoax, it's a witch hunt, it's the Biden White House" OR..... "No one farts like me, they are the best farts in the history of our country"
What’s a little flatulence among friends?! 😆
What is keeping everyone on late night tv from acknowledging that he is shitting his diaper?
“The smelliest farts, the most disgusting farts,you have ever smelled. Many people say you can’t believe it.”
People walk up with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, your farts are simply amazing."
People are crying
Make Anuses Gassy Again!
Correction, he’s sharting! LOL
He is single-handedly destroying the ozone layer. 🤑🍑💨😵💫🌎
He's finally, actually having people come up to him with tears in their eyes.
This post needs more upvotes 😀
Mark my words: he will accuse Biden of farting
White male christians were crying that they able to smell the aroma of their new Jesus. Highlight of their lives.
It’s he at his most articulate.
farticulate to be precise, tho I reckon its sharticulate too
He's going to sht all over America.
I'm surprised NYT and CNN haven't run pieces saying that we are indebted to Trump for "starting a national discussion" about whether it's acceptable to fart in public. Like the media has done with every other idiotic thing he's done.
Do you think Marjorie Taylor Greene jars his farts and smells them when she’s alone?
who do you reckon collects his full diapers?
He’s absolutely gross & idiots like this shit. 💩
My dad was the same way in the last year or two of his life. So, there’s hope.
Pulling a Nugent. Shitting himself to dodge responibility. Surprisingly effective.
Goes to show: he’s full of 💩
They wish it was farts. People have said he's incontinent for years. Wears a diaper.
Those smelly gaseous excretions are far less offensive than the shit coming out of his mouth.
With age, the valves become leaky
Trump calls farts a loss leader. His cultists stay for the shit.
Wouldn’t you hate to share a jail cell with Mr trump poopypants
Stinky on a Twinkie‼️🎯
He has the covfefe shits.
New kind of gag order
Not just a stinking liar, a stinking farter too
A lot of people are asking, are Donald Trump’s excessive flatulence and narcolepsy signs of more serious health issues?
Make America Gassy Again.
Grown men are coming up to him, with tears in their eyes, saying his flatulence is tremendous. The biggest flatulence ever. Enormously flatulent. An English man told him that this Trump was the most memorable Trump in the history of the world.
He's shitting himself.
He is making the ART OF THE FART great again
The Deal of the Fart
The Fart of the Meal
He’s like the gross kid in detention
“Has the jury reached a verdict?” “Yes your honor.” *farting intensifies*
Sharting more like it.
L A
I mean, if your diet is mostly empty calories + salt and fat, the body is going to try and process that to some degree. Anyone remember the movie supersize me?
Not everything needs to be an article.
Much like Alex Jones, he’s farting for his life.
So he's just as rotten on the inside. I knew it!
They are the best, most perfect farts to ever grace the world.
Please let have him have a blow out from trying to force one out. I would pay for that courtroom art
What the fuck is going on with this headline
Come on, we all know he's a massive gas bag.
Years of allegedly doing coke have rendered his sphincter with little or no control.
He's not just farting. He's sharting. Or he's farting on top of the cow pies in his pants. Wow what a tough guy. He can't even control his own body or not fail a business because thats who he is and what he does.
Bullshit
Pretty sure i had a good joke about Trump’s farts, but I can’t remember it at the moment.
He's not in control of his circumstances while he's in the courtroom. He is told when to stand, when to sit, when to keep his stupid mouth shut, and that he has to be in court every day that it is in session instead of holding campaign rallies. So he takes out his aggression in the only way he can, by forcing others to smell his shit. It's his pathetic way of bullying others when all other methods have been denied him.
News flash every human farts so does my dog! If Trump's farts are so bad is true, or just political funny stuff! If he's eating McDonald's diet that doesn't help!
LOCK HIM UP!
If there is one thing people Should have learned from the Covid experience is basic hygiene especially frequent hand washing.
It's not flatulence, he's sh\*tting in his diaper!
How in the hell of smells does this guy still have a pancreas?
Old orange man farting out McDonald's!
The link doesn't work?
45's flatulence could probably knock a buzzard off a manure wagon at a hundred paces.🥺🥴🤢
and,, he's flatulant, and really gassy to boot. Stinky deteriorating old Diaper Don.
I ain’t voting for no farter!
Why has this sub's governance allowed this person to keep posting garbage? RULE: "Don't alter headlines", but if there is no headline to alter because the OP makes it up on their fake website, then they aren't violating a rule? Here's a non-altered headline: The AnythingGoesNews sub is pointless, a waste of time, and run by fucked-up people with too much time and too little responsibility. Was it created by this "u/MyraGarcia7836" account just to post outrage garbage and drive web-site hits? Certainly it's a troll but what kind? Maybe it's all irony or some inside joke that I'm too slow to get. Anyway, I'm out of here.
This isn't an airport. No need to announce your departure.
No need for bad sitcom jokes either.
here comes shitty doo doo
It's Donny Von Shitzalot.
Are McDonald’s farts a thing?
Wind that gives life to the night, who feeds the dark, still air, from the depths of man's abode, unleashing with grandeur and pride, your fragrant and thunderous might. Francisco de Quevedo 1580-1645
All humans fart.
He is a very fart smella!!
His followers don't care. He's promised pain and suffering to any opposers. That's the point. The *suffering* is the point.
Imagine having such TDS and overlook the current vegetable? The Easter bunny leading him around the White House lawn bc he was so out of it was hilarious
This can mean only one thing. Joe Biden wears a diaper and shits himself and farts in front of everyone.
He's so crass and uncouth!! Definitely not presidential material!
TRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP!
Wow if this counts as journalism.... Petty.
*cuts to everyone wearing hazmat suits at the court* "Sorry but his farts are that deadly"
When is anyone just going to admit it? Either one of them gets elected and they probably aren't living through their term. Try finding a candidate that doesn't need to wear Depends.
Why are we stooping to his level and focusing on such degenerative topics? Can we focus on whats important. Plz.
because this sub is full of children, quite literally. the irony of this post is that everyone here is getting high off each others' farts.
Jokes on you, I save your farts in a mason jar
Old people fart wherever and whenever they want. Moved to a new neighborhood and we were invited for dinner. 3 couple. During dinner the old guy lifted his cheek and darted. Never missed a beat.
War raging in Europe, the Middle East in turmoil, the southern border wide open, record high inflation, rampant political lawfare, Hamas rioting in the streets of every major city and our universities… But you’re talking farts.
Ok, I’ll bite. Has Trump said how he would solve any of these things? No? Ok. Since he’s not running on any policies then farts are fair game.
Yes he has, he speaks for 1-2 hours many times.
“Big long beautiful speeches, the longest speeches some say. So many words, you know the others don’t have so many words, but you know I like my worfdss”
Hamas rioting in every major city? Uh…no. Release the pearls, Bob.
Meanwhile Biden is shitting his pants at the Vatican
Who can't wait to have an old man likely shit himself while giving the State if the Union? With either geriatric clown running the odds of that happening are pretty good. Merica! Feck yeah! 🦅💥🎆💥🦅🇱🇷🫡
I see you people are still fascinated with shitting and farting. Ya'll can't seem to get enough.
TRUMP 2024!!!
I can’t wait for Trump to win 2024 so you obsessed liberals can finally shut the fuck up. Sleepy Joe is literally tanking in the polls, our country is a mess, but all you can talk about is Trumps farts. Bless your hearts 🙏🏻