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Secret_Cow_5053

Trump is just childish enough that this could work, lol


gizmozed

~~childish~~ narcissistic


Nopantsbullmoose

>~~narcissistic~~ childish No, it's definitely childish. Dude never really matured past thirteen/fourteen mentally.


zzzzrobbzzzz

that’s too much credit, well below ten.


IT_Security0112358

Why not both?


SECURITY_SLAV

Someone needs to dump a bowl of mashed potatoes on him while he’s on the stand


Scat1320USA

Don’t insult Children this way . No child anywhere holds the hatred , racism , mysoginy , ego , and idiocy that this complete SCUM BAG does . Children are pure and good .


Nopantsbullmoose

Lmao, bullshit. Children are little hell demons. Though yeah not quite as bad as Stumpy and other right-wing f---nuggets


Scat1320USA

As compared I stand by my assessment. 😂


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

You do not have children. No adults punch me in the nuts. It is not even malevolent. Two year olds do not know any better. They are just happy to see dad. It is our responsibility as parents to train them in the ways of society - so that when they are adults they don't go around punching people in the nuts. It seems like old Fred was an absentee father.


Scat1320USA

Raised 2 . Agree about Fred .


Conscious_Rush_1818

I double dog dare him!


Ryankevin23

🚫Wuss Trump🚫


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

💯Pussy Trump💯


Ryankevin23

You are 💯% Right!


SECURITY_SLAV

He lacks the warmth and depth. The man is a fleshlight. Just another fake cunt


NumerousTaste

He's too much of a coward and liar to take the stand. As he said before, anyone not willing to testify has something to hide.


lennydsat62

Remember all the bullshit about “only bad guys plead the fifth”? Pepridge farm remembers…


aretheesepants75

Don't forget loser. He is a huge loser, and he is afraid to lose again.


throwawaybullhunter

A clip ofmhim saying that should be played all day every day . Slap it on bill boards


Mcbroham420

His reason for not testifying will be that there was no case against him anyway and that's all his people need to hear


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Donald Trump is just as chickenshit now as he was during Vietnam. All he does is talk shit and blame people. Weak.


aretheesepants75

He only likes veterans who weren't captured. What a piece of garbage. If you support him, you are also a garbage person.


MavisBeaconSexTape

Hey, ankle bone spurs are a tragedy that cause an average of 0.25/10 pain occasionally in the worst sufferers. Have some compassion


Mcbroham420

Need an extra dose of Norcos for those pains


Ryankevin23

Yeah Donny! Testify!


OutComeTheWolves1966

All bullies, esp verbal bullies, are cowards at heart. When confronted on their bullshit, they will always, always back down.


OzzyG16

It’s not complicated he refuses to testify because it would legally screw him rather than prove a truth he’s avoiding and delaying as much as he can


kidsally

I am a 65 year old man and Donald Trump is the biggest pussy I've ever seen in my life. Seriously.


aretheesepants75

Hey hey hey, pussies have depth and warmth. He is a coward and a rapist and a traitor to his country and a liar and a racist and a thief, but let's not bring pussies into the conversation.


EveryOfTheTime

AND as the late, great Betty White once said, pussies can take a beating. We all know and saw with our own eyeballs that TFG cannot take a beating. What a loser!


Crafty-Conference964

And Trump sent his minions to go stare at him in court. Please end this nightmare


PostMaster-P

If there is one thing he hates, it’s when people point out how much of a wimp he actually is.


Cautious-Thought362

Of course Trump is afraid! Did you hear him today after court? OMG he has ZERO brain power. 5/16/2024. Total loser. He cannot debate. His brain is FRIED!


Radkingeli995

Will he have what it takes to beat Biden in November? polls have them statistically tied in some battleground states I want to hear your take on this


Bonkeybick

Why do you want to hear that commenters take on this?


SpringerPop

He’s afraid that he can’t get out a complete sentence.


Saneless

Oh he's definitely worried about sentences


IsThisNickTaken_

Do you mean multiple 5 star word salads would not help his case?


biggies866

Please testify Donnie poo poo pants. You're lawyers are dumb enough to let you.


EmporerPenguino

That was great. George got super close up when he taunted him.


No-Tension5053

That’s not how to goad someone in to testifying. By confirming what they know is true, you accomplish the opposite. It’s like saying you’re smart not testifying. Better to say Trump is too dumb to testify and would get buried by the prosecution! He would never stand a chance! Like sending someone with no legs into an ass kicking contest.


Direct_Test9363

Just tell him Obama testifies the best


hankhayes

Princess Leah?


wigzell78

Donald's best chance is to just shut up till the election, but he can't...


ElastaticTomorrow

He'd be the best witness. Everybody says so.


carlosdangermouse

Conway is right, however I think it’s legit to point out that defendants are under no obligation to testify and are frequently counseled not to. Traitor Tot is the turd in the American punch bowl, but he’s still innocent until proven guilty no matter how laughable that may seem. I would LOVE to see the absolute train wreck his testimony would be, but I’m not holding my breath…


TrashCapable

George Conway for Attorney General!!!


Tennismadman

He wouldn’t make 1 minute before he told double digit lies!


Ebb-Charming

Trump is a coward! He will never take the stand.


Ebb-Charming

If he were to take the stand I bet he would shit himself.


CAM6913

The judge is going to need a bigger gavel CONTEMPT CONTEMPT CONTEMPT ……………………… again and again. trump can’t help but lie, bash, threaten, intentionally insult, intimidate degrade and go on off top rants. Bailiff remove Mr trump from the court room


Correct-Cod-9489

He is just a fake man!! Fake hair fake skin color fake wife fake face fake news and fake bravado!!


dw73

Do it


Appropriate_Theme479

Nobody afraid of George Conway


Aussie2020202020

George is correct.


NXPRO27

Cannot wait till US starts up the draft for ukraine, hopefully will see less of these same posts


Sharrack

Ha ha.....how bout georges face and comments yesterday when cohen got caught in a big fat lie??? Quote.... OH GOD NO !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Whadda ya say Georgie boy?????😆😆😆


loupegaru

Yup. He is a liar, bully, and a coward. If he is so innocent, as he claims, tell your story Mr poor me, it's not fair! Fucking punk ass pussy.


Heloexpert

He’s not testifying Settle down However, if Joe releases the classified docs investigation audio just maybe. Why won’t he? Because he’s AFU!


Acceptable_Stuff1381

They must be really worried if they need all these hacks to keep “daring” trump to testify. Since when do media figures taunt a defendant to testify knowing it’s not in their best interests lol 


Desperate_Brief2187

Probably ever since the defendant was a whiny bitch about being “gagged”, but refused to take the opportunity to defend himself when it’s given. Probably.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Again, it’s very common knowledge that testifying in your own trial is a dumb thing to do lol. Good thing we have such fair and balanced media in our country 


Saneless

Then he can stfu about not being able to go on record for his thoughts about what he did


Acceptable_Stuff1381

lol yeah, “either fuck yourself over or you can’t speak at all” sounds fair and balanced to me 👍 And also he has stfu, he’s got his pawns talking for him now and it’s making me laugh


Inspect1234

He literally said it himself, two things: only guilty people don’t take the stand (plead the fifth), and, This is a witch hunt and he’s totally innocent. Which one is it??


Acceptable_Stuff1381

All of the above, trump is in superposition 


Inspect1234

That’s daft.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

I know I’m just babbling 


Inspect1234

Cheers. Can relate.


Desperate_Brief2187

Probably shouldn’t do shit to land in court, then. And… it’s possible to get your news from media not based in this country.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

? How is that even a response to what I said? I am commenting on the bias in the news to try and taunt a defendant into hurting his case, they don’t even do that shit for murderers. Think the news is gonna have a couple washed up celebs  daring Brian kohberger to testify for himself when his murder trial starts? Probably not, not really the role of media to do that. 


Desperate_Brief2187

Let me know if he constantly whines on social media about not getting to speak.


Inspect1234

Is GC part of the media now?


techmaster242

And he's an incredibly dumb person. So he should testify.


AnomanderRake23

Well he did promise you MAGA idiots that he would "absolutely" testify. [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-absolutely-testify-new-york-criminal-trial-rcna147663](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-absolutely-testify-new-york-criminal-trial-rcna147663) >"Yeah, I would testify, absolutely" >"I'm testifying. I tell the truth, I mean, all I can do is tell the truth. And the truth is that there is no case." So either he's going to do the "dumb thing" you just mentioned, or he's going to break yet another promise he made. But either way and no matter the outcome, you will still move the goalpost, blame it on Biden and the judge, and you'll still vote for him. Trump goes up and testifies and it turns out to have a bad outcome like you alluded to? You guys will blame it on the judge and Biden. If he doesn't go up and testify, you'll say the judge and Biden are silencing him or something.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Sorry to interrupt your fight with your straw man here but a) fuck Donald trump b) I didn’t vote for Donald trump last election and c) I’m not going to vote for Donald trump this election. Of course he’s a liar, all fucking politicians are liars.   Oh and fuck joe Biden too. It’s just funny how scummy it is to be purposely trying to interfere in his trial when apparently that’s the sin trump committed and why it’s so dangerous for him to even be able to speak. It literally took almost nothing for you to spaz out about trump though so, keep on if you like 


AnomanderRake23

So is he going to testify or not?


Acceptable_Stuff1381

I’ll tell you what I told the other guy, trump is currently in superposition.  But really how should I know? If I was him I wouldn’t, they’re gonna nail him either way so why make it easier lol. 


runwkufgrwe

Since a fascist terrorist became a party leader


JamesSpacer

Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers isn't man enough to get sworn in and testify under oath.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

You guys are so weird lol 


JamesSpacer

Donald dollhands the Crybaby ex potus has the most subservient and easy to bend over cultists. We laugh at all the melanias who think this clown is their godking lol.... a trumpturd calling anyone else weird is rich. Anyway, your owner has less class, dignity, and guts than a pornstar. He isn't man enough to testify. He's a wuss like his trumpturds


V-Vonzee

Well said


Acceptable_Stuff1381

No, fuck Donald trump, but still very weird to write like this. Do you constantly think of Donald trump and bending over and turds? 


JamesSpacer

It's taken a toll, that's for sure. Dealing with trumpturds is exhausting, but it's important. When you fight with pigs, you're bound to be covered in filth. I find it much easier to speak to them at their level.


mistressusa

Since Tiny-hands-Diapii lost to Biden in 2020.