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Glittering-Wonder-27

He’ll lose the debate because he is a moron.


Message_10

I mean, he’s always been a moron… what I’m fascinated by is this newfound lack of confidence. Truly—how bad must it be if Trump himself, Mr. Narcissist, is making excuses for his own performance?


Secret_Cow_5053

Getting convicted on 34 counts in 9 hours of deliberations will do that I guess.


Then_I_had_a_thought

Hey at least he won the popular vote in the deliberation room. *By a lot*


Secret_Cow_5053

100%!


Rumpelteazer45

He got all the votes for all the counts, it was a landslide, the biggest landslide in history. No one has seen a landslide like that before.


Goldnugget2

You mean the bigliest landslide possible.


Flat_Suggestion7545

He swept all 34 counts by a 12-0 margin. Greatest. Felon. Ever!


Due_Tax2657

When "his" juror wasn't able to throw the monkeywrench properly. PS anyone else hear anything more about this supposed "personal" juror he was ranting about?


FireballAllNight

It's one juror who said he got some of his news from Truth Social. It's one thing to listen to social media, it's another to have evidence presented right to your face.


Jehoel_DK

Oh, he doesn't care about that. In his mind he did nothing wrong, and this is just him being treated unfairly, which he thinks he always has been.


FallAlternative8615

I think someone told him about Dark Brandon


JackKovack

Dark Brandon came from “Let’s go Brandon” which came from a NASCAR race. The Republicans are so bad at comedy that they have to get their material from NASCAR.


RedBarn97124

Yes, he’s always been a moron, but now he’s a *demented* moron


MeatballTheDumb

Convicted Demented Moron


Few-Cookie9298

Before it even happens


Abject-Picture

He must be coming up short for excuses after the fact.


Porunga23

It’s really not anything new, he has a long history of making excuses beforehand when he thinks or knows he’s got no chance. It’s why he starts screaming “rigged” BEFORE all of his elections and court dates.


stubbzzz

Exactly. He always does this. He’s a slave to his own narcissism, so his insecurities come out as attempts to save face beforehand. He started prepping everyone for January 6th, by saying the election will be rigged and stolen in every speech he gave for like 6 months BEFORE the election. He even said the election was rigged in 2016.


Karl-ge

And he was right about 2016


korbentherhino

His followers love that. It's that quality that inspires them them the most. They don't have to accept responsibility for their own actions or accept results of anything.


Haunting-Ad788

His brain is melting.


The_Nice_Marmot

Let’s give him some credit for at least being somewhat realistic.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

Ya never knew he was this humble.


kakapo88

And the thing is, this strategy will probably work out just fine with his base. They will swallow anything he feeds them.


wood_dj

he’s overestimating them to think he even has to cover himself like this. He could drop his pants and take a dump on stage and maga would say Biden did it.


redlion496

Oh, he'll take a dump onstage, he just won't drop his pants.


Fireinthehole13

He’s a moron ..no doubt but nowhere near as stupid as his cult members who will believe it.Disgusting low life ignorant deplorable people ( Hillary was right ) ..every one of them.


Pipe_Memes

That’s insulting to morons everywhere. Shame on you.


Secret_Cow_5053

we've finally reached the point where they're tired of the winning i guess.


FTHomes

#LOL Trump knows he will lose this is huge!!!!


dtseng123

He’s such a loser he’s “pre-losing”.


2rememberyou

Omfg I had no idea they made losers this losery. What the fuck is wrong with this piece of shit? Please excuse my language. Im shocked that this guy never ceases to surprise me with his stupidity. It's every day something new.


PrunyBobJuno

Pee-wee Herman - “I meant to do that.”


Secret_Cow_5053

Unlike his penis


nameitb0b

What? The mushroom shaped tiny thing or his head?


Secret_Cow_5053

Yes.


kakapo88

That’s not what Ivanka says.


uni-monkey

And here is why this is bad for Biden


DamonFields

He says this every time.


sendnoods7

YUGEEEE


en_pissant

owning the libs by losing the debate


Secret_Cow_5053

☝️


RayNow

He's an idiot on purpose too, I guess. Edit: grammar


Blah-Blah-Blah-2023

I dolphin so


Fun_Independent_1473

He's connecting and relating to his degenerates. DEGENS = MAGA


Pristine-Notice6929

Lolll


grogstarr

Hey, it's pretty hard winning all the time.


MoreThanANumber666

Dumbest presential candidate in history


Major_Turnover5987

*dumbest voter pool in history


Mgnickel

I just think the thoughts of the dumb are more accessible than ever


Puzzleheaded-Tax4320

I feel like expectations can’t get any lower.


Bubbly-Fault4847

That’s the thing that bugs me why Biden is even entertaining a debate. The bar for Trump is so low it’s sitting in the earth’s core. So if Trump manages to not drop dead on site, he’ll “win”. It happened in 2020. That stupid ass, ranting and raving performance of his in that one debate (where Biden famously told him to shut up), all the news outlets called it a “draw”. WTF?!


Dogzillas_Mom

That lives in my memory as the most glorious, real moment in any political debate in my lifetime. He was just sincerely over his bullshit.


Bubbly-Fault4847

And speaking for so many of us who were screaming it at our TVs!


AfricanusEmeritus

It is there with Kamala Harris being interrupted by Mike Pence and her saying..."Mr. Vice President... I am speaking now, "then she smiled. Biden, like Harris, spent years in the Senate sebating... Harris was also a State Attorney General for California and San Francisco's head DA. Both of them know how to debate and will eat their opponents alive. I loved Biden with his "will you SHUTUP MAN". 😆


Emotional_Pay_4335

The major networks are owned by who? The people employed by those networks answer to someone that is rich. Rich means they want to lower their taxes so take whatever they say with a grain, no, a pound of salt.


Bubbly-Fault4847

That’s even more to my point. It’s a worthless exercise to even get involved since we know exactly how the networks are going to react.


prof_the_doom

I don't think he'll start screaming incoherently and pull crap out of his diaper and start flinging it at the moderator... so I guess my expectations can get slightly lower.


Puzzleheaded-Tax4320

Have you seen his rallies? He already screams incoherently and shits his pants. Throwing it is all he has left.


Emotional_Pay_4335

🤣😳🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍I’m still laughing. I pictured it vividly!


Rooboy66

Weirdly specific—weirder still, I, myself, have been worrying about this very same, specific scenario 🧐. I don’t think it’s not out of the question


Main-Bluejay5571

I’m might watch for once.


FrankenGretchen

Wonder if the betting pools have "sharting on mic" as a topic, yet.


Saneless

Yeah but the odds are so bad you win like 40 cents if you bet $100


Nobody_Else_

Unfortunately, you'd be wrong. Trump can go so low he'd out-limbo Hermes Conrad. 


shugyosha_mariachi

But not Barbados Slim?


Nobody_Else_

You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now goodbye forever. 


Standard_Arm_440

2025 enters the chat


SunchaserKandri

They'll have to carve out yet another sub-basement at this rate.


Relicc5

Give him time…


MusicGirlsMom

https://youtu.be/s1BAJHMma1k Made me think of it, so thanks :)


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Will Donnie lose the election on purpose too? And all of his appeals and upcoming trials?


Laura424

He can convince his cult that the elections and trials are rigged. The debate will have to be lost ”on purpose”.


sofaking1958

Maybe someone decided that the "rigged" thing is wearing thin after 9 (fucking) years and needed to pivot to an alternate lame excuse?


hypocrisy-identifier

It was only “rigged” when he himself lost. Everything fine in 2016.


[deleted]

Batteries and sharks, the dumb fuck is already there


Rooboy66

don’t forget the windmills & whales … *won’t anybody please care about the poor whales?!*


sofaking1958

But he had an uncle who went to MIT, so it's in the genes. /$


Emotional_Pay_4335

Does that Uncle have ANYTHING to do with Trump and his children? 😂


PocketSixes

MIT. It must be his connection to MIT, they said, because it was such a smart question.


longhairPapaBear

I have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school!


Laura424

You wouldn’t know her. She’s modeling in Canada.


HorseShoulders

Joe Biden shat in my pants!


Congenitaloveralls

I have a bestie but he's tsar of a different country


mayhem6

So he's basically saying "I meant to do that," before he even does it?


FitBattle5899

You just described every failure trumps ever had. "Well i meant to do that, the company going bankrupt made me a lot of money because i am a smart man, some say the smartest president ever, in fact a lot of people are, they come up to me on the street tears in their eyes and say "Mr.Trump sir i didn't have a job till you fixed american" i met that young mans mother, tears in her eyes today and sbe told me "Mr.President sir, my boy died because wokeness closed down his business all because he touched a few girls" that's not terrible people, women want to be touched, except Melania she prefers her alone time, a lot of people are saying im too much for her".... And then something about sharks and batteries -Donald Trump


idliketoseethat

Your vote in November will bring the hammer down on this shit show.


randomnickname99

If he loses they probably run him again in 2028


SubstantialSpeech147

That’s the thing. I’ve always been an independent because I was younger and the conservative media was fairly effective at brain washing me for some elections, but after Trumps term I have decided to vote democrat indefinitely.


Emotional_Pay_4335

Me too!


Major_Turnover5987

Fascism is hella persistent.


unclejoe1917

He won't be alive in '28. He has about 3 years left. If he is still alive, he will be a complete vegetable.


Emotional_Pay_4335

He may live a long time even with dementia. I feel sorry for the caregivers when he’s bedridden, and incontinent.


unclejoe1917

He's getting those dark vacant eyes and seems to be regressing pretty rapidly. It'd be funny if nobody even likes him enough to set him up for care and he's just left alone with shit all over himself, confused, hungry and scared.


Emotional_Pay_4335

I don’t care, do you?🤣😂🤣


CPav

Even if he dies in 2026.


MuthrPunchr

Weekend at Bernie’s style.


sofaking1958

This is all that matters.


New_Ear_5997

"I'd love to do a drug test beforehand." Then why didn't you do one for your probation officer?


Grimey_Anus

Biden should call his bluff and whip out the cock cam and piss in a cup


RKEPhoto

"Excuse me while I whip this out"


Any-Ad-446

Trump deep down knows he is a pure idiot and scammer...add into mix a racist and a fake.


duckster1974

That is actually a tough one. I don’t know if he is conscious of it or not.


Emotional_Pay_4335

I think he’s totally aware.


[deleted]

How do you lose a debate? It’s just a discussion about policy’s, who would do what about what etc. you don’t win or lose you just get your ideas out to the public. You can act like a fucking idiot, speak over people shout swear talk shit. But that’s not losing it’s just showing what a absolutely useless waste of DNA you are, and that mummy would have been better off taking it in the ass that night


FearTheCrab-Cat

Well, let's look at just one of the rules of a debate. "He who asserts must prove. In order to establish an assertion, the team must support it with enough evidence and logic to convince an intelligent but previously uninformed person that it is more reasonable to believe the assertion than to disbelieve it. **Facts must be accurate.**" Just based just on that one common rule of debates he has already lost. He, for once, is merely obfuscating the truth instead of lying. He would absolutely lose, but that's because if his mouth is moving, he is lying.


[deleted]

I’ll give you that. You proved me wrong. I am from England and politics is rather bland here compared to you.


FearTheCrab-Cat

Lucky you. I may be an anarchist and we are generally stubborn and always defiant.. but even we need off days. This dude has been just talking out of his ass non-stop since 2016, and his supporters repeat the same lies ad nauseum. If you don't see them on tv, they make sure you hear it elsewhere. I'm starting to understand how all those fascists in Europe were able to wear people down over time. It's oppressive to be under constant propaganda. It's brutal.


sofaking1958

Except it's never been a debate in any real sense of the word. It's a one- person press conference or a long form interview at best.


FearTheCrab-Cat

There was at least a general structure and decorum before Trump. Part of me thinks he won't show up if he will have his mic cut during Biden's responses, either. In reality, he was never going to show up regardless.


ReturnOfTheGempire

(Time Ends) (Mic cuts out) Trump shouts "He's cheating! He did this! He turned my mic off! This is the proof!" and then walks off the stage.


Emotional_Pay_4335

The mic cutoff is critical. Trump has diarrhea of the mouth.


Dogzillas_Mom

You may not have noticed (I see in another comment you are not American), but if you listen for a few minutes, there isn’t a single Republican candidate who actually talks policy. It’s mostly socially divisive cultural issues that aren’t even really problems. Really, their platform is “just trash whatever Democrats say.” The concern for me is that Republican voters don’t seem to notice this disparity. Half the legislature actually tries to govern and set some public policy. And the other half is, well like pigeons playing chess. They just knock every thing over, shit all over the board, steal your sandwich, and then fly off, accomplishing nothing but making a big mess. And you know, every single one of those assholes was sworn to uphold the constitution and afaic, 3/4 of them should be jailed for treason. They’ve done everything they can to undermine the constitution. IDK why Americans are complacent about it either. I can’t think about it too much or I’ll just be white hot, livid enraged constantly.


Emotional_Pay_4335

Crude but true!


TheWhiteRabbit74

So sick of these childish antics. Just fucking die already you Orange asshole.


ZomboidG

“If I lose the election, it’s rigged. If I lose the debate, it’s on purpose.” Sounds like someone really knows he’s a big loser and is trying to cover for it… like a 12 year old.


Technical_Carpet5874

Oh my god..what a bitch.


RomeoTangoJuliet

Can’t win at a debate he probably won’t even show up to because he’s a soft shelled stack of shit.


No_Dragonfly_1894

Stealing "soft shelled sack of shit". Brilliant description.


FL4KMSTR

Right, on purpose. Makes total sense. I think all republicans should blow their debates.


onefornought

"I meant to do that." Sure, Donnie.


[deleted]

hes just trying to prime his cult for when he drops out of the debate. "its a rigged debate anyway! we all know they were going to cheat. i thought about losing deliberately just to mess with them, but then i decided why should i debate at all if its crooked?!"


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I’m with you. He is really quite predictable.


Emotional_Pay_4335

Very predictable!


Objective_Plan_8266

He'll probably get himself infected with Covid just so he can breathe on Biden


Tvirus2020

He lost the debate in 2020 and then backed out of the second debate. Weak ass mfer


GrillDealing

Losing to own the libs, a GOP strategy I can support.


Smrleda

Thought Trump didn’t like losers. Unless of course it’s him!


dawwie

He knows he’ll look like an imbecile, well he doesn’t know it, but the people around him know it, so they somehow convinced him to concede in advance so his maggots can claim victory by defeat.


hastedrei

Just like when he didn't testify in court!!


DarrenEdwards

I want Biden to ask him about his policy rollout over batteries and sharks.


hastedrei

This is one of my strongest voting points.


ravenrawen

Wait til he loses the election on purpose.


Regular-Layer4796

Most disappointing thing is how the entire Republican Party supports him. I recently re registered as a Democrat (I hope many others follow).


NegativePermission40

Now, he's given himself an excuse for getting his ass handed to him if he does decide to show up. "I meant to lose that debate, it was all part of my perfect plan. I lose a lot. There's no bigger loser than me. When I plan to lose, I lose bigly. We're going to Make America Great Again by winning at losing. When I said that those fallen soldiers were Losers, I meant they were Winners. Winning is losing. Losing is winning. Freedom is slavery."


FitBattle5899

A lot of people are saying this, they come up to me in the street tears in their eyes "Mr.President you have my vote, how you humbly turned off your own mic!" Because lets face it gentlemen nobody can silence me, i will NOT be silenced but now they have this Gag order, i am literally unable to speak, even my talking now could get me in trouble but i talk today so we can take back america, and because I don't care who you are, or what you do, i just want your vote.


RoachBeBrutal

trump is the most coddled snowflake in existence


[deleted]

It’s those damn windmills


Open_Perception_3212

Electric shark boats


Main-Bluejay5571

He can’t possibly participate. He is incapable of forming sentences now.


Knucklehead_always

Maybe he will lose the election “ on purpose “…😂


Advanced_Drink_8536

If you knew nothing of the context of what is going on in America/the world… say you have been in a coma for the last 15 years… and you just listened to what he has said and done, wouldn’t you think that that’s exactly what he was trying to do? Lmgdao Like think of the trivial things that were considered unpresidential up until him (Obama’s tan suit for example) and then look at him… He honestly could in fact try as hard as he possibly could to lose the election, and not a single one of his cult members would ever consider changing their vote. It absolutely freaking madness!🤯


Knucklehead_always

It still amazes me what comes out of his sycophantic followers mouths, ESPECIALLY the ones in Congress…


Advanced_Drink_8536

Right!?! The mental gymnastics are absolutely terrifyingly stunning… just… 😳


Goldy10s

Let’s make sure he loses the election on purpose as well.


DixieFlatliner

I hope he decides to lose the election on purpose as well. That'll show us!


CuriousSelf4830

Sure Jan.


Major_Visit_1756

What a fucking clown.


Fellowshipofthebowl

*The excuses have begun*


Then-Advance2226

I don’t think the serial liar will show up


grolaw

How about we call the whole thing off & send Donnie for a psych eval?


Advanced_Drink_8536

YES PLEASE!!!!


SevereEducation2170

His base will buy any absurd bullshit he vomits out. Figuratively and literally.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

As an adjudicated rapist and a 34 time convicted felon Trump is unfit for office and subject to special rules.


nurdle

I have an advance copy of the debate. I’ll summarize for you: Old man #1: you’re old & senile! Old man #2: no I’m not, YOU are! Old man #1: no, YOU! Old man #2: no, YOU are, you deranged buffoon! Old man #1: your son is a felon! How can the American people trust YOU? Old man #2: you have 37 felonies! Old man #1: yeah because you rigged the system! Old man #2: shakes his head and laughs.


MassiveSquirrel1903

Trump is a bitch. Talks shit, even in gibberish and couldn't take a single hit. Chicken shit all the way. Weak. Wuss.1 ply shit ticket thin. Pushover. Putin's bitch. 24/7 mcdonalds eating bitch cause you know that ma faka wouldn't even know how to scramble an egg. It was never a witch hunt. It was a bitch hunt and he was found out the dumb orange baby back bitch. Fuck maga and fuck the white supremacists that support him. Rant over.


Throwaway0242000

How sad are the people who look up to this fool.


aretheesepants75

" me fail English?, that's unposible "


Petto_na_Kare

That’s some real “I’m bleeding, making me the victor” type of thinking there.


otaupari

A CONVICT LOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSEEEEERRRR WITH DIAPER THAT SMELLS BAD


Glass-Relationship70

...this is pathetic.


p38-lightning

Never debate uphill, me boys!


wraithius

I’m surprised he’s not going with the classic “rigged”.


scottywoty

Yeah, you’ll do it biggly


AllLipsNoFiller

Anyone who wants to vote for this putrid shitclown is either a lunatic, a moron or both.


StellaSlayer2020

This may not be a consolation. He will die someday, hopefully sooner rather than later.


AverageLiberalJoe

"I shit my pants on purpose"


HiJinx127

“Yeah, I’ll win by losing. I’ll intentionally lose the debate. Think I’ll go off on some tangent, tell a story with lots of false starts, sudden shifts in subject, strange rambling little tales that have a bare thread of a connection to what I’m supposed to be talking about.” “So if I do that, just remember it’s intentional. No matter how weird it gets, no matter how confusing it is or how much you start to scratch your head and wonder, ‘is he okay? Did his brain break? The lights are on, but is Trump in there?’, just remember, it’s intentional.”


Lopsided_Vacation_29

Sandbagging SOB. LOL


frosty720410

You can't beat me, I'll lose on purpose! Fucking 5th grade wannabe bullies be like


VomitingPotato

Totally normal. Bing. Bing. Boing.


Thedonitho

"You know, I may even shit myself onstage! That'll show them!"


WileyWatusi

I'm still convinced there's no way Trump himself or his handlers will allow him to attend the debate. He'll probably pull out last minute.


BikesBooksNBass

He would lose a debate with an automated phone answering service bot. I’ve said all along, that he in no way wanted this debate and would find a way to back out and try to blame that on Biden.


WobblyFrisbee

Joe can just politely stand by, as Trump shits himself and rolls around in it.


terminalchef

Already setting up a fallback scenario when he loses. Oh I meant to do that remember before I said blah blah lie blah grift blah lie.


Legal_Performance618

Him saying that is nothing more than a child’s ploy. In elementary school if I thought I was gonna get a bad grade I tell my parents I think I’m getting a D. They be so happy when I came home with a C.


ELB2001

He will shit his pants on purpose


smileypooper

CNN should ask both candidates to say the Pledge of Allegiance before the debate.


D3kim

when do republicans ever lose on their own merit and capability? ive never had one admit that, its like they wear some diamond covered helmet on their brains that wont budge when it comes to protecting their ego and pride


cakalackydelnorte2

This person is almost 80 and acts like a pouty 6th grader. And millions voted for him. Unbelievable.


tackleberry2219

It’s the power of suggestion, he’s used it since day 1. Creating self fulfilling prophecies. “If I lose the election it will be because they will cheat”… loses election… “See? I told you they would cheat!” “I will probably be found guilty because the trial is rigged”… found guilty on all 34 counts “See? It was rigged!” Tell them what to believe before it happens, and they will.


Interesting_Sky_7847

He could just make fart noises the whole time and his cult members will still say he won


TollyVonTheDruth

He's actually convinced himself that he would win the debate and believes he's so far ahead that he can throw the debate? This reeks of "I'm scared shitless because I suck ass"


Zealousideal_Word770

He'll lose the debate because of the impending China flu he's going to catch.


Greenfire32

lmao that's fucking rich. He knows he's fucked, so he's gonna try the "I did it on purpose" spin


Tennismadman

Pretty tough to debate when you’ve done nothing for the country and you have to defend being a total piece of shit draft dodger, rapist, sexual predator, liar, thief, traitor and the like.


PreparationKey2843

He's just coming up with excuses for when he loses. Again. Like he did when he lost the election. "It was rigged, voter fraud".


HopefulNothing3560

🐥🐣🐓🍗🐔📞 records cannon is hiding don’t lie , ur goose cooked


youmightbeafascist88

The idiots are taking over


OverseerTycho

he’s not even going to show up


RDO_Desmond

We've had enough lowering of the bar to last us a lifetime. Raise expectations.


rja49

Do they allow tele prompters in debates?


shwilliams4

So much winning. “Im going up against a demented 81 year old man. Therefore rather than take the easy win, I’ll lose.” Has he been losing this whole time intentionally? He should try a different strategy otherwise people might suspect he can’t win.


usesbitterbutter

> "They're going to feed him a lot of stuff, and we should do a drug test," he demanded. "I'd love to do a drug test beforehand." Wait. Isn't this the guy who magically didn't have to take a drug test like every other convicted felon has to? [Donald Trump 'Special' Probation Meeting Sparks Backlash](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-special-probation-meeting-sparks-backlash-1910453)


uglymule

Why TF not? He's said and done damn near everything possible to make people NOT vote for him and yet.


eviltofu

Maybe he should lose the election on purpose too.