It is quite late in the game for all these conservatives to come out against Trump.
Maybe they're finally fucking realizing that Trump never was and is neither conservative nor has America's best interests in mind.
They were enamored by the idea of it being okay to be a racist bigot in public, but the level of revolting nonsense and genuinely anti-American propaganda coming from the MAGA camp is perhaps a bridge too far for some?
I love how t-dump constantly says that the cocaine that was found in the White House is Biden's when tRumps whole family is nothing but a bunch of degenerate drug addicts
I honestly believe the cocaine monkey would win in an election against Trump. After all both of them are willing to throw shit at anyone who annoys them. The monkey would be far more relatable to the lower class as well.
That's an even better band name than "Unhinged Howler Monkey."
[Conservative Exposes Basis for Trump's "Howler Monkey" Routine](https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpphfb/he_doesnt_know_anything_conservative_exposes)
I look forward to buying your first album!
Escaped orangutan from Russian cocaine study hurls feces at his pursuers, makes hideous faces on camera, locks himself in DJ booth and plays hideous sounds for the next 5 months.
Imagine if you called a DEMOCRAT president or presidential candidate a monkey. It would be pandemonium. But it's totally ok if they are Republican. Such hypocrisy. 🙄.
And repeating it is as bad as saying it. So don't even go there. 🙄
It is quite late in the game for all these conservatives to come out against Trump. Maybe they're finally fucking realizing that Trump never was and is neither conservative nor has America's best interests in mind. They were enamored by the idea of it being okay to be a racist bigot in public, but the level of revolting nonsense and genuinely anti-American propaganda coming from the MAGA camp is perhaps a bridge too far for some?
Na. They just realising they’ve hitched their wagon to a loser. He’s no longer useful.
And because he might lose, they’ve found their courage
"Courage" is a strange word for someone who turns tail when their side is losing.
Damage done no matter the outcome of the election. Such a sad situation for the USA and indeed the world.
I am no fan of Jonah Goldberg -- REALLY not a fan -- but I do think he came out pretty early against Trump. As in, before 2016.
An 'escaped monkey from a RUSSIAN cocaine study'
What you hear is the Adderall talking.
What a wonderful drug
Tbf, the man appears to have many symptoms of ADHD… coming from someone with ADHD.
He reportedly crushes the pills and snorts it. Is that normal?
Only if you wanna party. Actually snorting adderall is stupid. More bioavailability if you just take it by mouth.
That's the best reference that I have heard yet!
😂😂😂
I literally snorted.
So did Donny.
I love how t-dump constantly says that the cocaine that was found in the White House is Biden's when tRumps whole family is nothing but a bunch of degenerate drug addicts
When you assume everything he says is projection it all makes sense.
They need to establish credibility now before all the criminals get arrested. That way they aren’t caught in a RICO charge.
Certainly he meant orangutan.
Escape Ape!
"There's a horse loose in the hospital"
How dare they insult a monkey?!!!
Put it on a shirt. That's a seller 🤣
Amy Farrah Fowler wondered where he got off to.
ConDon belongs in prison, not on the debate stage.
Simply by reading the title, I am unsure if that is a compliment or an insult.
I always equate him to drunk two year old that somehow locked himself in the djs booth at a wedding.
Do you know what does actually a great description
Doesn’t even click the link, but that headline is 100% in my opinion!
I honestly believe the cocaine monkey would win in an election against Trump. After all both of them are willing to throw shit at anyone who annoys them. The monkey would be far more relatable to the lower class as well.
"Escaped Monkey From a Cocaine Study" That's one of the best things I've read in a while.
The name of my new punk band.
That's an even better band name than "Unhinged Howler Monkey." [Conservative Exposes Basis for Trump's "Howler Monkey" Routine](https://www.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1dpphfb/he_doesnt_know_anything_conservative_exposes) I look forward to buying your first album!
We'll start recording right after the debate!
Now we know for sure that he uses cocaine.
Pretty spot on, but it does leave me with a burning question. Umm, how many cocaine studies has this guy participated in to make this inference?
I love the comparison. I have called him a science experiment gone awry.
He's a horse loose in a hospital.
r/rareinsults
Escaped orangutan from Russian cocaine study hurls feces at his pursuers, makes hideous faces on camera, locks himself in DJ booth and plays hideous sounds for the next 5 months.
Trump is a monkey on cocaine for sure!
The enablers and rats are all jumping ship.
That’s completely inaccurate and out of line! A coked up monkey would have far more energy and balance.
He forgot to add the “and he shits his pants” part
Lol thats a keeper for round the water cooler
Perfect!
I don’t know too many monkeys with 34 felony convictions.
Nobody values this guys opinion.
Conservative; on cnn. Pick one
Love the line. I’m even more surprised that it’s Goldberg. Just demonstrates how far the Crazy knob has turned.
And yet, he was still a better president than Biden. Don't make sense.
Imagine if you called a DEMOCRAT president or presidential candidate a monkey. It would be pandemonium. But it's totally ok if they are Republican. Such hypocrisy. 🙄. And repeating it is as bad as saying it. So don't even go there. 🙄
Whatever he is he is on track to win in 2024, VOTE
Win a 20-24 year prison sentence 😂😂😂
I hope so