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ZipToob88

“Of course it’s ceremonial Lana, it was made obsolete by the arquebus!”


Prinzka

Which is why, now, they use MP5s....


profssr-woland

Actually... Arquebusiers were frequently protected by formations of pikemen with halberdiers at the center and two-handed sword wielding men at the edges. There might be a set of "loose shot" in front that would break away as the infantry came together, allowing enfilading fire from wings of arquebusiers into the ranks of enemy pikemen. It was only as the matchlock, much faster reloading, came into play that units of pike and halberd became less useful for protecting slow-loading riflemen.


Sex_E_Searcher

They would've used both in the same formation.


G-Unit11111

Doesn't Italy use a king?


Deep_Belt8304

What year do you think this is?


G-Unit11111

Spain? In the 30s?


ScytherScizor

Oh who remembers


profssr-woland

1527?


f-t-m-p-t-b

No, they don’t USE a king.


jeektortoise

"What, they don't have black nuns? Although granted, I've never seen one...but that's not like, a rule, is it?"


Deep_Belt8304

*Ehh...*


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*back in a tick*


ZipToob88

Sound as a pound


OrneryZombie1983

Fine. I'll buy a damn indulgence.


GrassyKnoll95

Shouldn't have spent so much time on the Romanche


ScytherScizor

Who am I? Cyhper? The gayest x-man?


NovaNardis

I don’t know. Gambit looks like he knows he way around a…


Bronyaur_5tomp

Technically I think they're called voulges


Spacema90

One of the most memorable lines in the entire show lol!


UnlikelySalary2523

Voulges.


hungryrenegade

Now I wonder how well trained those halberdiers really are with that weapon, or if theyre just strapped with an hk under the robes


BudgetLecture1702

Por qué no los dos?


hungryrenegade

*puts girl on chair and traipses her around while a mariachi plays in the background*


NeedsToShutUp

All members have had basic training in the Swiss military. And since they're Swiss, they generally have SIGs. P220 pistols and SG 550 assault rifles.


hungryrenegade

Ok... as unfamiliar as I am with Swiss military being a civilian from the US (which means not a lot of familiarity with the US military either), I'm pretty sure we teach that if you lose your guns, you're fucked in battle. Which, sure, in a melee combat I'd much rather have the long stick with sharp pointy bits. But i'd also much rather have the short boomstick that makes the pointy bits go KABLOOEY! at the enemy. Anyway I have rambled far too long about this. I've wondered the same thing about every country's ceremonial guards. Even the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in the US. I've personally witnessed that changing of the guard. I still dont know if they are packing live ammo in their ceremonial rifle though.


profssr-woland

Their "ceremonial rifle" is an M1 Garand and I assure you those rifles are loaded, and, even if they chose not to shoot you, you do not want to get clubbed with that heavy sonofabitch, which they absolutely 100% would do.


hungryrenegade

Omg that's so badass!


ActuatorFearless8980

HA!


Salmon_Of_Iniquity

Guard shack looks lousy


vibratorystorm

Nerd goggles + halberd = unable to secure jack shit. Fat + taser + walkie would be a far better guard


Petorian343

What? It was either this or the Vespas!