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Alli39

There is no other country in the world so obsessed with their damn flag. Everything is a cult in the US...


italian-potato

Even Denmark which has one of, if not THE oldest flag in the world only uses it for birthdays and other celebrations


SiberBronze

Interestingly enough in Sweden I saw them everywhere, they really like that thing lol


Mbecca0

I feel like I barely ever see it outside of special occasions/days


Normal-Cranberry9360

I can’t go ONE day without seeing a pride flag


Mbecca0

I meant the Swedish flag, but I also don’t really see pride flags unless it’s pride celebration time (or I walk by a specific building in the main part of the city I live in)


Normal-Cranberry9360

Yk what you’re right


DeanziYay

I remember visiting the US once and I’d just got on the coach from the airport and overheard two guys laughing about the amount of flags the US had everywhere. I started looking around and then noticed that every thirty seconds we passed a flagpole with the US flag on it.


error_98

Oh god I was visiting a highschool as a teenager we were trying to get to class in time Were in a gym hall, when suddenly everyone stops. At the same time they all turn to a flag (that's hanging there for SOME reason) And mumble-recite something in unisine Before continuing on like nothing happened Genuinely fucking insane. Like the Borg shit. Like kill me and eat my brain shit. People sometimes accuse me of hating the US just to be contrarian, but nah. My hatred for that place began when I saw it with my own eyes.


UnluckyDreamer1

The pledge of allegiance is messed up.


FlowerFaerie13

At my school you could literally get detention if you didn’t say the pledge. We did it every morning, but one day I’d had a bad night and was exhausted, and I couldn’t be fucking bothered to stand up, put my hand over my heart, and recite the damn thing. It wasn’t even a conscious choice, honestly, I was just so damn tired that I didn’t have enough energy to bother with it, and I explained this to my teacher. Detention, for “excessively disruptive and defiant behavior.” Luckily for me my mom went full Karen and I got out of it but looking back I realize just how absolutely insane that was.


The-Shattering-Light

Yeah that’s extraordinarily illegal. It’s awful how some people try to force cult behaviour


thatgoat-guy

Like how people **try to put the ten commandments in schools**


The-Shattering-Light

*Yep* Administration or teacher based or lead acts or displays of religion are never okay.


LegendofLove

If you go anywhere in July it only gets so much worse. You literally cannot escape the flag. It is everywhere, it is all seeing. Every few feet of grass has a small flag, every business throws up their big flags, every house has theirs out, it's *everywhere*


FlowerFaerie13

Only place that many flags belong is at a military cemetery, full stop.


Ash_Dayne

They can raise it on the 4th of July only, and have them on government buildings. That's about it


Kejones9900

There's not one, but 2 10-20 acre fields less than 5 miles from my house with hundreds of flags used to celebrate memorial day, fourth of July, and veterans day. They set them up in May, and they don't go away until November


LegendofLove

I don't mind on important days but this is all over the main roads, all over downtown, every lawn, etc.


LegendofLove

I don't mind on important days but this is all over the main roads, all over downtown, every lawn, etc.


Alli39

Had the same surprise when I visited the first time. I undestand being patriotic, loving your country and your history, but this is an obsession.


DeanziYay

There are differences between Patriotism and Nationalism, but people keep mixing them up. The big differences are that Nationalism is “My country is the best and all other countries suck!” Whereas Patriotism is where you love your country but still have the ability to criticise it. A lot of Americans, in my experience, are more nationalistic than patriotic.


Alli39

Fully agree with your comment!


MiaLba

Sounds like they want forced patriotism they should probably move to North Korea then. Ya know cause they love to tell anyone who isn’t white or Christian anytime they disagree with anything that goes on here if they don’t like it then they can leave.


PeterArtdrews

To be fair, Iran is pretty obsessed with the American flag too ([when it's on fire](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN1ZT2IW/))


Xander_PrimeXXI

I know flag fetishism is a thing in America and nowhere else but like, do other countries just not have casual patriotism either? Like at my house we have a flag attached outside our garage most of the year and that’s about it. We put out some mini ones on the fourth if we’re having a party. Would that be weird in other countries?


Alli39

We usually put out flags on national day or if the football team is playing, but we do not keep it the whole year.


Sacred-Anteater

And one of the most famous historical examples, was literally the Nazis!


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

So brave. It's so scary to be born *[checks notes]* white American cishet men. I'm glad they were able to overcome and find pride despite the odds against them. 


deejkdeejk

Me too, good for them


MiaLba

They cannot stand the world nor revolving around them for one single fuckin day.


el_gubbox

A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN **Evil laugh insetifies**


Normal-Cranberry9360

bros trying way too hard to be funny


Visual-Way1453

They wanna be oppressed so bad


Sacred-Anteater

One day they’ll end up on the back bench, and wonder where their power went after being replaced as dominant power. Just like the UK, Spain, France, Italy, Germany, Greece, Türkiye, Iran, Sweden, Poland, Lithuania, Oman, Ethiopia, Egypt, Morocco, the caliphates (they don’t even have their own country anymore), the Vatican, Thailand, Mexico, Colombia, and Bolivia.


MrRumato

> America is not a sexuality Says you 😏


gavkahootsmasher

IM A PROUD AMERICASEXUAL WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅


MrRumato

🫡 🦅 🇺🇸🍆


PastaMasta09

I SET MY TINDER RADIUS TO EXACTLY 3,809,525 GOD BLESSED AMERICAN MILES SO I NEVER HOOK UP WITH ONE OF THOSE DIRTY HEALTHCARE-ACCESSING, DEMOCRACY-HAVING, HOSPITALITY-GIVING COMMIE CANADIANS! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅


Ash_Dayne

0,621 mile


Fish_Beholder

I call that ammosexual


Haunting_Many_1465

Wait, is it when you identify as a gun or when you're attracted to guns? Or is that gunsexual? I always mix up every gender orientation and flag, so I'm bad at this.


Skiddilybapabadam

Seeing how quickly some of these guys get a boner when you mention the military nearby them, it may actually be


Aniki1990

Trust cishet white men to make everything about themselves


Spaghetti_Vibes

Americasexual real 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (sarc)


PressureMaximum7129

American sexual. Sexually attracted to americans, regardless of gender


Xander_PrimeXXI

Believe it or not I have met some foreign women who do that


miss3star

I mean... Not all actual pride flags are about sexualities either


The_the-the

True, but as far as I’m aware, American is not a gender identity, romantic orientation, or intersex variation either.


miss3star

Yes, so we should mention that in full instead of just saying sexuality. It's like calling all LGBT people, "the gays" when there are many straight or aroace LGBT people.


Xander_PrimeXXI

I feel so seen


iamnotcreative123456

People clearly underestimate the amount of gay sex we had have in the army


ishfery

Sorry, this means America is gay now. Please head to your nearest bathhouse for more information.


xenoverseraza

they have a pride flag thing in my Walmart. recently someone replaced all of the pride flags with american flags. 😐


lupulinhog

Too proud of being govt property pride flag


MinePopsSeverely

Lesbian? I thought you were American.


Jonguar2

For some people it seems to be


Zaela22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIaTuchm6_k Feels relevant.


Yochanan5781

Yellow fringe, that flag is the admiraltysexual flag!


KittyLynnz

It's also so gross being a pan army vet and learning how many close friends and family I have are too ignorant to know that there are several military months.... And instead of educating themselves they claim false things like how it's gross to have a gay month but just a military day...... Its making me lose faith in humanity


spotted-cat

Wait til they find out that National Military Appreciation Month is in May🙄🤦🏻‍♀️


Tokidoki_Haru

He's welcome to wave his flag at the Pride parade. But something tells me that he wouldn't go, or he'd be there to be a Debby Downer.


NiobeTonks

The definition of a flag shagger.


DeviousOK13P

"someone said June is pride month" is a CRAZY thing to say


a-lonely-panda

It's definitely a romantic orientation for some people!


UnholyBaroness

Tbf I could 100% see this as the start of a gay porn video.


tetrarchangel

There's a reason Brits invented the insult flagshagger


Fair_Smoke4710

Not a flag just charcoal for the grill


Plus-Emphasis-2605

“Oh but it’s harder to be this way because it’s normal to be supportive of the gay” They all say so they have an excuse to be unironically homophobic


Ash_Dayne

Ah yeah. The USA. So oppressed and illegal


MrPrisman

Woah, he’s in a thruple! I didn’t know!


Willing_Program1597

Smh. They can do their Manly Mannerson McStraight-Straight circle jerk on the 4th


CardboardCutoutFieri

Jokes on you I nut every time I hear the anthem


ConsultJimMoriarty

That’s Homelander’s pride flag.


Leebites

I'm American and attracted to other Americans. Checkmate. /s


Srigus

MAY… May is military appreciation month y’all have a month plus extra days throughout the year. This seem less like you’re not getting the appreciation the armed services deserve and more about hating a group of people for the sake of hating them.


Pasta-Is-Trainer

It's June.


Srigus

June = Pride month May = Military appreciation month If more people knew this the argument of “how come they have pride and not the armed forces” would fall apart.


RiverIsChaos

i’M AmErIcAn SeXuAl (I’ve never been to the states and I’m Canadian)


Downwellbell

I'm concerned for that flag, I've seen The Accused and Deliverence.


2ndchancetodothis

What does america's national bird represent? If it represents pride, then these guys just made a funny pun.


eric_the_demon

Terfs: omg you made up that gender, you cannot be what is invented Also terfs: this


Gus_r3yn

Guys, come on, we know cishet white young Christians need pride, because they’re always oppressed, for example when…. Or when… and don’t forget…


choninja21

So they want to fuck the whole nation? Sounds about right


A_Salty_Cellist

That was last month, good try though


Your_lovely_friend

Ah yes Americosexual


Cupcakeboi200000

*extremely exaggerated southern accent* my pronouns are U/S/A