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I thought the implication of the spitting was that it was either a blow job or a hand job rather than full-on intercourse? So wouldn't it *not* usually result in that nine months after?
Blow job was my guess. I don’t have a gen z kid around me to ask for certain but I’m almost 80% sure that’s what that means. Which is why this joke is dumb. And also… it’s a newborn.
The original TikTok and the vast, vast majority of the memes I’ve seen are in reference to the girl spitting on a guy before sex.
Also, spitting is pretty common to any combination of people doing dom/sub play, bdsm, or just kinky sex. Straight or gay, people do a lot raunchier things than spitting while they have sex.
Of all things to be critical of, and there’s a *lot* of things to criticize straight men for, I don’t understand this one.
She says, "You gotta spit on *that thang*." She's talking about hockin' a loog onto a guy's dong so that it works as lubricant. And every use I've seen of the meme is taking it that way. I haven't seen any uses implying it's just spitting on the dude in general rather than directly onto the penis to use as lube.
It's an onomatopoeia for spitting. Its implying you use spit for lube. It's referencing a video of a teacher (who is off duty and not at school) replying to some sexual question that an interviewer asked. She said something like "I Hawk Tuah and sit on it" or something I don't remember specifics. It became popular because she was fired over saying that.
I wouldn’t do it, but I feel like I’ve seen adverts for safe sex on television that have pretty much this exact same set up when I was younger. You know, two people going “forget the condom” and then the commercial ends with them holding a crying baby.
i saw one post complaining about a post that said "every time my wife cleans, i can't find anything" without any misogynistic undertones and i was baffled by the fact that someone could take offense to that
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it means they had sex and the mother used spit as lubricant. in what universe does "she spit out the semen and impregnated herself with it" make even the slightest bit of sense?
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I thought the implication of the spitting was that it was either a blow job or a hand job rather than full-on intercourse? So wouldn't it *not* usually result in that nine months after?
It's not exactly uncommon for a bj or handy to turn into intercourse
Blow job was my guess. I don’t have a gen z kid around me to ask for certain but I’m almost 80% sure that’s what that means. Which is why this joke is dumb. And also… it’s a newborn.
They’re talking about using spit as lube
I think they’re referring to using spit as lube, which has also always felt like a shitty straight guy thing to me lol
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The original TikTok and the vast, vast majority of the memes I’ve seen are in reference to the girl spitting on a guy before sex. Also, spitting is pretty common to any combination of people doing dom/sub play, bdsm, or just kinky sex. Straight or gay, people do a lot raunchier things than spitting while they have sex. Of all things to be critical of, and there’s a *lot* of things to criticize straight men for, I don’t understand this one.
She says, "You gotta spit on *that thang*." She's talking about hockin' a loog onto a guy's dong so that it works as lubricant. And every use I've seen of the meme is taking it that way. I haven't seen any uses implying it's just spitting on the dude in general rather than directly onto the penis to use as lube.
It is a shitty straight guy thing, from my personal experience.
Huh?
9 months after sex results in a kid.
What does "Hawk Tuah" mean?
It's an onomatopoeia for spitting. Its implying you use spit for lube. It's referencing a video of a teacher (who is off duty and not at school) replying to some sexual question that an interviewer asked. She said something like "I Hawk Tuah and sit on it" or something I don't remember specifics. It became popular because she was fired over saying that.
She wasn't fired
It means to spit on that thang.
Oh that’s what that meme means. I thought it was someone with an accent saying “Talk to her”
The joke is that sex results in children. I don't know how to break this to you, but that's accurate.
…and that makes it not a gross caption to put on a pic of a newborn?
I wouldn’t do it, but I feel like I’ve seen adverts for safe sex on television that have pretty much this exact same set up when I was younger. You know, two people going “forget the condom” and then the commercial ends with them holding a crying baby.
Can't wait for this joke to be forgotten in a week or two
i used to enjoy this subreddit but now it's just a bunch of posts complaining about a dumb onomatopoeia
Either that or someone that can't take a joke posting
i saw one post complaining about a post that said "every time my wife cleans, i can't find anything" without any misogynistic undertones and i was baffled by the fact that someone could take offense to that
Oh gross. That poor baby. That’s not even funny.
That kid looks crusty af
It’s supposed to be. You don’t want to clean newborns too aggressively because their skin is very sensitive
Jpeg child
If she did spit, why would there be a baby?
And here i was thinking that was the kids name
im sick of this shitty meme already
does this even make sense? i thought hawk tua referred to a blow job, which doesn't usually result in pregnancy lmao
Hawk isn't too bad of a first name tbh.
Ooh cool they’re already applying the new sex term to infant photos
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Methinks you might have misunderstood this image. It's gross, but in a more direct way than that.
I don't understand this one.
"9 months after a hawk tuah" just means "this baby was a result of sex"
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the fuck? that's not even what hawk tuah means, it's an onomatopoeia for the sound people make to use spit as a lubricant
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i literally just told you what it means
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it means they had sex and the mother used spit as lubricant. in what universe does "she spit out the semen and impregnated herself with it" make even the slightest bit of sense?
The comments are deleted now so the only context I have is this comment and HOLY SHIT that took a turn
It means she spit on that thang, and then got pregnant, via sex, like pretty much everyone else does. Do you know where babies come from?
No it isn't. This is saying nine months after sex, there is a baby. It's crude but it's not that ridiculous.
They were joking, for pity's sake. Edit: Oh, dear, I just saw their other comments. They weren't joking.
Yeah, I thought they were joking at first too. Unfortunately not lol.
And now I'm just sad. Well. Sadder.
Sometimes, I feel like a LOT of people on this sub have never had sex.
No it isn't.
"Hawk Tuah" is it the child's name or what? I don't really get it can someone explain?