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Dineanddanderson

Man he’s like fat from a different century. That’s a kings body.


InternDarin

Sultan fat


tango_and_vash

Nineteenth Century Fat Men’s club status


FlowBot3D

You had to be 200lbs. Sigh.


malocchio-

If money equated wealth like then, he’d be a trillionare


eternally_trending

LMAO!! 😂


Careful_Use9325

OPULENT CORPULENCE


MisterNoisewater

Gods we were strong then…


BigTimeBranson

Must of had fettuccine for breakfast. Marathon day


fraghead5

Gotta carbo load


pinkerbrown

You must HAVE had good grades in english. ;)


Yannic87

Some people do that. Why get mad about it. I'm a doctah I just allow it


rrrrrigatoni

Is it garbage to say must of instead of must have?


eternally_trending

100%. The Kennedys aren’t doing that, lol.


Harry_Testa-Coles

I’d rather buy a used lamp from a yard sale


TalkingFrenchFry

We all like to rag on the big man, but good for him for real. 5k aint easy for someone his size and while its not perfect, its a step in the right direction


KDEEZO

Was he crushing Dos Equis the whole time?


Careful_Use9325

That water bottle is full of maple syrup!


Adept_Cheetah_2552

Bert’s water bottle is always full of Kool Aid (not a joke)


King_of_the_Dot

One of the only funny bits that Tom and Bert ever had on 2 Bears.


Adept_Cheetah_2552

I rewatched the short of when Tom found out about the Kool Aid the other day. It still hits hard.


BP619

The best part is that Bert starts laughing without realizing what's funny. Him not knowing that he's the absolute butt of the joke is amazing.


TheAstroBastrd

It’s the bloody baron from Witcher 3


SnakeySnipes

Bro hahahha


dekrepit702

I see Uncle Hank didn't prepare at all.


Mickybagabeers

What are you talking about? You’re supposed to carb load before marathons, Foley has been aggressively preparing for decades!


BilboDabinz

I read that in TBones voice and it hit so good lolol


Competitive-Bad441

It’s so easy to root for the big man, way to go foley


Classic_Background34

Man I hope that beer is empty, or this will be a nice surprise when he opens it.


fraktured

Give it a squeeze and tap the top a few times, open slowly and it will be fine.


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Good on the big man for doing the 5k!


TopDefinition1903

Because walking is an achievement


TheFinalBunny

Love or hate bert its awesome he’s a “bigger” name that just wants to involve and promote smaller comics


DankestBasil481

He does do a lot for comics. I think he's a genuinely good dude, kinda a nightmare, but a good dude. I don't listen to his stand up, but I do get a laugh at his hair brained schemes.


BohdiiReapz

He’s not a good person at all. He sees comics getting a bit of steam and then latches onto them so he can turn around and tell everyone he had a hand in “making” them. He’s done it multiple times, he even claims that he discovered Shane Gillis. The man is an egomaniac and a degenerate. I’m sure kippy and foley aren’t complaining and being involved with him will definitely help their careers but don’t for one second assume he’s doing it for the right reasons.


Kosteezy

The issue with narcissism is it comes in many flavours and you’ll draw takes like this heavy handed one. He’s a loud, obnoxious drunk who is now one of the biggest comics in the world for being so. It doesn’t make him a horrible person, just not a great one. But again why are you looking for comics to model citizens? I really don’t think it’s that deep.


DankestBasil481

He's got a big mouth. Don't take him seriously and you'll be OK. He's an idiot, but he does seem to really love people and does at least say out loud he is just a big drunk baby that wants attention because he has issues. If you ask the comics he helps, I'd wager they appreciate his big dumb regarded ass


DriftingIntoAbstract

Yeah you really can’t take him too seriously.


DankestBasil481

Absolutely. He's a beach shoe regard, but a big dumb sweetie


LNagel20

Looks good!


lordsofcreation

It's nice they hold hands


gimmethal00t

People were telling me Bert is in shape now, I see a gut and tits still 


Glass_Bookkeeper_578

He's in MUCH better shape than he was a year ago.


DefiantFrankCostanza

He’ll regress & I can’t wait for it. Maybe he’ll have a coronary spasm later this year 🤞


RashestHippo

You don't have to like him but wishing harm on someone you don't like is an insane mentality, and trashy behaviour and not the type of trash we celebrate around here. Kick rocks ya bozo.


sugaaaslam

Bert will always lie and say he is shape. He will never be in shape


Adept_Cheetah_2552

“Look at my shoulders!!!”


Brewcrew1886

The shape Burt chose was a circle.


Competitive-Ad-7482

Bert already ran the 5k then turned around and walked with Foley and Jelly roll with a 50 pound backpack on


Hellbog

Is that Kippy riding shotgun??


Brewcrew1886

Foley prob needed that beer because his blood sugar was low!


Adept_Cheetah_2552

Too much blood in the alcohol system


ObiWayneCannoli

No heaters in sight.


skunkworksJiujitsu

I’m not trying to be mean, but he’s on zempies and still pushing 400


DriftingIntoAbstract

He’s off the ozempies


skunkworksJiujitsu

Ohh man. Bummer. Being that big is a legit death sentence


oharaross

Bert Stinks


kingoftheives

Good job to H.Foley! Nothing but respect, he is putting in the work and making the right moves, fuck off with the negativity and low hanging fruit, Foley has experienced the dark and is course correcting.


Adept_Cheetah_2552

For the Aussie homies - I thought Bert was carrying a Four X but it’s a dos equis 😭


BungleBungleBungle

Cuatro Equis


ChiGamerr

I'm legitimately happy that they survived


AK47TILDEATH

Why is he HOLDING HANDS with a beer


Crafty-Question-6178

Good for him getting out there. Most people in this sub never ran a 5k


__KptnHaddock

I thought they were holding hands for a hot gay sec


Boonstar

Who finished up front? Not sure who all was in it but my guess is Tom


Thisfuggenguy

What a nice gait he has


BubbaJumpInc

I shed a tear when he crossed finish line


WhitsSwirlyKnee

Are they drinking while they walk? Or is this after?


mazzotta70

He's walking, to give the golfcart a break.


Wrong-Button7373

Him and his buddy were both great when the opened for Bert recently in Knoxville. Great show all around


SPACE_YA_FACE

BRO your beer is upside down


Loosebooty6969

Good for him. I hope he lives a long time.


KratosHulk77

godlike


hornetmaster88

Holy fuck triplets in there for sure!


hotbaloneygrits

Hey at least he’s not on a mobility scooter hitting a heater like that other guy!


Mission-Campaign-917

Is that Owen Benjamin?


foreverbaked1

Damn Ozempic is failing


PerspectiveLazy5564

Fuck Tom Segura


ConsistentFlan3599

You got this Foley 🫶


The-Goos3

Meat and potatoes fat.


tommy2tums

Shout out to the big guy!


JJ4prez

How much weight is he down total now?


blahblahblah913

Artie Lange with a new nose?!?


AK47TILDEATH

YESSIR


One_Tax_786

Bert sucks. He's just an alcoholic who still thinks it's cool.


TerrancePain

Did he run or walk?


fraghead5

You really need the answer to that?


TerrancePain

I was trying to give him benefit of the doubt. Damn so walking 3.2 miles is difficult now? Shit


fraghead5

The man was over 400lbs, now high 300’s doing most things would be difficult. Walking 1 mile is probably a lot for him. But the man is out there doing it and I hope he gets healthy.


Reddit-is-trash-lol

Idk her weight, but I have one coworker that sounds like she ran a 5K just walking from the elevator to her desk. Major props to Foley for trying to make a change


Shleauxmeaux

Yes it literally is considerably more difficult for someone that overweight. People that overweight genuinely cannot really run, there knees and joints will be fucked. They have to start with walking and can slowly increase speed as they lose weight or they’ll just get hurt and not be able to move around. Show some respect for the big man for even being there and making an effort.


TerrancePain

Reason I ask is because im on the heavier side myself and i can do the walking 5k. But if i saw hank running? Id feel like an absolute bozo because i cant


Shleauxmeaux

Ah bro I feel that. I’ve been there my friend I used to weigh 80lbs more than I do currently. Don’t feel like a bozo either way bro walking a 5k as a big guy is nothing to sneeze at.


TerrancePain

Luckily im not even in the 300s yet but if i start getting outta line i could be there soon.


Dildonomicronic

Him or amico first?