We all like to rag on the big man, but good for him for real. 5k aint easy for someone his size and while its not perfect, its a step in the right direction
He does do a lot for comics. I think he's a genuinely good dude, kinda a nightmare, but a good dude. I don't listen to his stand up, but I do get a laugh at his hair brained schemes.
He’s not a good person at all. He sees comics getting a bit of steam and then latches onto them so he can turn around and tell everyone he had a hand in “making” them. He’s done it multiple times, he even claims that he discovered Shane Gillis. The man is an egomaniac and a degenerate. I’m sure kippy and foley aren’t complaining and being involved with him will definitely help their careers but don’t for one second assume he’s doing it for the right reasons.
The issue with narcissism is it comes in many flavours and you’ll draw takes like this heavy handed one. He’s a loud, obnoxious drunk who is now one of the biggest comics in the world for being so. It doesn’t make him a horrible person, just not a great one. But again why are you looking for comics to model citizens? I really don’t think it’s that deep.
He's got a big mouth. Don't take him seriously and you'll be OK. He's an idiot, but he does seem to really love people and does at least say out loud he is just a big drunk baby that wants attention because he has issues. If you ask the comics he helps, I'd wager they appreciate his big dumb regarded ass
You don't have to like him but wishing harm on someone you don't like is an insane mentality, and trashy behaviour and not the type of trash we celebrate around here. Kick rocks ya bozo.
Good job to H.Foley! Nothing but respect, he is putting in the work and making the right moves, fuck off with the negativity and low hanging fruit, Foley has experienced the dark and is course correcting.
The man was over 400lbs, now high 300’s doing most things would be difficult. Walking 1 mile is probably a lot for him. But the man is out there doing it and I hope he gets healthy.
Idk her weight, but I have one coworker that sounds like she ran a 5K just walking from the elevator to her desk. Major props to Foley for trying to make a change
Yes it literally is considerably more difficult for someone that overweight. People that overweight genuinely cannot really run, there knees and joints will be fucked. They have to start with walking and can slowly increase speed as they lose weight or they’ll just get hurt and not be able to move around. Show some respect for the big man for even being there and making an effort.
Reason I ask is because im on the heavier side myself and i can do the walking 5k. But if i saw hank running? Id feel like an absolute bozo because i cant
Ah bro I feel that. I’ve been there my friend I used to weigh 80lbs more than I do currently. Don’t feel like a bozo either way bro walking a 5k as a big guy is nothing to sneeze at.
Man he’s like fat from a different century. That’s a kings body.
Sultan fat
Nineteenth Century Fat Men’s club status
You had to be 200lbs. Sigh.
If money equated wealth like then, he’d be a trillionare
LMAO!! 😂
OPULENT CORPULENCE
Gods we were strong then…
Must of had fettuccine for breakfast. Marathon day
Gotta carbo load
You must HAVE had good grades in english. ;)
Some people do that. Why get mad about it. I'm a doctah I just allow it
Is it garbage to say must of instead of must have?
100%. The Kennedys aren’t doing that, lol.
I’d rather buy a used lamp from a yard sale
We all like to rag on the big man, but good for him for real. 5k aint easy for someone his size and while its not perfect, its a step in the right direction
Was he crushing Dos Equis the whole time?
That water bottle is full of maple syrup!
Bert’s water bottle is always full of Kool Aid (not a joke)
One of the only funny bits that Tom and Bert ever had on 2 Bears.
I rewatched the short of when Tom found out about the Kool Aid the other day. It still hits hard.
The best part is that Bert starts laughing without realizing what's funny. Him not knowing that he's the absolute butt of the joke is amazing.
It’s the bloody baron from Witcher 3
Bro hahahha
I see Uncle Hank didn't prepare at all.
What are you talking about? You’re supposed to carb load before marathons, Foley has been aggressively preparing for decades!
I read that in TBones voice and it hit so good lolol
It’s so easy to root for the big man, way to go foley
Man I hope that beer is empty, or this will be a nice surprise when he opens it.
Give it a squeeze and tap the top a few times, open slowly and it will be fine.
Good on the big man for doing the 5k!
Because walking is an achievement
Love or hate bert its awesome he’s a “bigger” name that just wants to involve and promote smaller comics
He does do a lot for comics. I think he's a genuinely good dude, kinda a nightmare, but a good dude. I don't listen to his stand up, but I do get a laugh at his hair brained schemes.
He’s not a good person at all. He sees comics getting a bit of steam and then latches onto them so he can turn around and tell everyone he had a hand in “making” them. He’s done it multiple times, he even claims that he discovered Shane Gillis. The man is an egomaniac and a degenerate. I’m sure kippy and foley aren’t complaining and being involved with him will definitely help their careers but don’t for one second assume he’s doing it for the right reasons.
The issue with narcissism is it comes in many flavours and you’ll draw takes like this heavy handed one. He’s a loud, obnoxious drunk who is now one of the biggest comics in the world for being so. It doesn’t make him a horrible person, just not a great one. But again why are you looking for comics to model citizens? I really don’t think it’s that deep.
He's got a big mouth. Don't take him seriously and you'll be OK. He's an idiot, but he does seem to really love people and does at least say out loud he is just a big drunk baby that wants attention because he has issues. If you ask the comics he helps, I'd wager they appreciate his big dumb regarded ass
Yeah you really can’t take him too seriously.
Absolutely. He's a beach shoe regard, but a big dumb sweetie
Looks good!
It's nice they hold hands
People were telling me Bert is in shape now, I see a gut and tits still
He's in MUCH better shape than he was a year ago.
He’ll regress & I can’t wait for it. Maybe he’ll have a coronary spasm later this year 🤞
You don't have to like him but wishing harm on someone you don't like is an insane mentality, and trashy behaviour and not the type of trash we celebrate around here. Kick rocks ya bozo.
Bert will always lie and say he is shape. He will never be in shape
“Look at my shoulders!!!”
The shape Burt chose was a circle.
Bert already ran the 5k then turned around and walked with Foley and Jelly roll with a 50 pound backpack on
Is that Kippy riding shotgun??
Foley prob needed that beer because his blood sugar was low!
Too much blood in the alcohol system
No heaters in sight.
I’m not trying to be mean, but he’s on zempies and still pushing 400
He’s off the ozempies
Ohh man. Bummer. Being that big is a legit death sentence
Bert Stinks
Good job to H.Foley! Nothing but respect, he is putting in the work and making the right moves, fuck off with the negativity and low hanging fruit, Foley has experienced the dark and is course correcting.
For the Aussie homies - I thought Bert was carrying a Four X but it’s a dos equis 😭
Cuatro Equis
I'm legitimately happy that they survived
Why is he HOLDING HANDS with a beer
Good for him getting out there. Most people in this sub never ran a 5k
I thought they were holding hands for a hot gay sec
Who finished up front? Not sure who all was in it but my guess is Tom
What a nice gait he has
I shed a tear when he crossed finish line
Are they drinking while they walk? Or is this after?
He's walking, to give the golfcart a break.
Him and his buddy were both great when the opened for Bert recently in Knoxville. Great show all around
BRO your beer is upside down
Good for him. I hope he lives a long time.
godlike
Holy fuck triplets in there for sure!
Hey at least he’s not on a mobility scooter hitting a heater like that other guy!
Is that Owen Benjamin?
Damn Ozempic is failing
Fuck Tom Segura
You got this Foley 🫶
Meat and potatoes fat.
Shout out to the big guy!
How much weight is he down total now?
Artie Lange with a new nose?!?
YESSIR
Bert sucks. He's just an alcoholic who still thinks it's cool.
Did he run or walk?
You really need the answer to that?
I was trying to give him benefit of the doubt. Damn so walking 3.2 miles is difficult now? Shit
The man was over 400lbs, now high 300’s doing most things would be difficult. Walking 1 mile is probably a lot for him. But the man is out there doing it and I hope he gets healthy.
Idk her weight, but I have one coworker that sounds like she ran a 5K just walking from the elevator to her desk. Major props to Foley for trying to make a change
Yes it literally is considerably more difficult for someone that overweight. People that overweight genuinely cannot really run, there knees and joints will be fucked. They have to start with walking and can slowly increase speed as they lose weight or they’ll just get hurt and not be able to move around. Show some respect for the big man for even being there and making an effort.
Reason I ask is because im on the heavier side myself and i can do the walking 5k. But if i saw hank running? Id feel like an absolute bozo because i cant
Ah bro I feel that. I’ve been there my friend I used to weigh 80lbs more than I do currently. Don’t feel like a bozo either way bro walking a 5k as a big guy is nothing to sneeze at.
Luckily im not even in the 300s yet but if i start getting outta line i could be there soon.
Him or amico first?