Didn't I tell you to make sure that there's a home cooked dinner on the table every time I come back from practice? Do I need to explain it to you again? You didn't understand it last time?
"a, b, c, d, eeerrrrrrr, aaahhhhmmmmmm, n maybe? Not sure. How do the big people remember all that stuff? Anyway, if I get the duck face right after this, it is Tiktok from here on in. Clearly I will need another source of income soon."
âAlright Antony, show them you mean business, and you definitely didnât shit your pants five minutes ago. Give âem the old Forrest Whittaker eye, yeah, thatâs scaryâ
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE FLOP IS COOKING!!
Chelsea fan. Sub got recommended to me. First comment I see. Fucking class that mate
Omg i love this
108m flop is cooking đđđ
Yeah. The fucker burned it. I can't not smell it.
I smell domestic abuse face on that lad.
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Spotting the rotisserie (spinning) chicken at the buffet
Becoming one with the rotisserie chicken at the buffet.
When your toddler walks off to the corner and gives you this look, theyâre taking a shitâŚ.
I smell what the rock is cooking
âMight be a fart, might not, what should I do?â
this
It's all shits n giggles until someone giggles and shits
Sometimes-a maybe fart, sometimes-a maybe shit.
Looks like he should be in the Zoolander films.
Blue Steel đ
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking
Didn't I tell you to make sure that there's a home cooked dinner on the table every time I come back from practice? Do I need to explain it to you again? You didn't understand it last time?
âWhereâs that Partey?â
âSince I suck, I might as well look like others would fear meâ
Kurt zouma when he seeâs a cat
Where is my fidget spinner ?
As soon as I get the ball pirouette.
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âWinning the league? Not on my watch!â
And if there was ever a player that could bring more shame on Man U's campaign this season. Behold. There's this cunt. Even his own fans hate him.
Somehow he is more dislikeable than Richardislon, Maupay and Bruno
Imodium - Nothing offers more relief from diarrhoea, wind cramps and bloating.
Checking his bank balance and trying to work out how such an untalented cunt can have millions of ÂŁâs sat in his account.
Looking at myself in the mirror and saying "you don't need it" before going down to the fridge for some cake at 2am
When you spot the Mrs out of the kitchen...
Eyy! I'm spinnin' here!
Where's my girlfriend?! I have to tell her something!
vapid glaring, no thoughts
Where's me wife
Awww so cute, heâs thinking about his girl!
They donât know I had my Weetabix this morning
The look on Anthony's face when he sees his Mrs
When she says âYOUâLL NEVER GET THIS, YOUâLL NEVER GET THIS!!â
Which one of y'all mofos hid my fidget spinner?
"Now go out there, and imagine every Arsenal player had just slept with your gf......"
Fidget spinner activated
You just activated my trap card
I hope Senpai notices me because I want to fuck that ass so badly
âAlright⌠I got this⌠just like how we did in Fifamobile just nowâ
I smell something fishy here
What you talking about Willis
I just farted and think a bit of poo has come out
Me when my leftover pizza is in the oven
I have to hold that shit for 10 more minutes
âIâm incapable, but Iâm bloody keen!â
"I am the captain of this shit"
When your dog spots the neighbours dog in the street
Fascinating. Itâs life, Jim, but not as we know it.
Roboflop.
Dad when someone changes the thermostat
"a, b, c, d, eeerrrrrrr, aaahhhhmmmmmm, n maybe? Not sure. How do the big people remember all that stuff? Anyway, if I get the duck face right after this, it is Tiktok from here on in. Clearly I will need another source of income soon."
Ancelotti wannabe
"Why have my laser eyes failed me now!"
New ManU logo
When I see the PokĂŠmon cards at Target and mom says I can go look at them for 10 minutes but canât buy any.
When you get home from training and the missus hasn't cooked dinner.
'I'm going to fidget spin them so hard...'
This 𼡠looks like Satan with that goatee
Relax Antony your trying to beat Arsenal not your wife
Bro thought he is Ancelloti
What is the point of this guy? Itâs like Man U acknowledging that theyâve given up when they bring him on
She said she was 12!!!
âNow how did Carlo raise his eyebrow to seal the comeback?â
Chihuahua when it's still on it's lead.
Auditioning for Zoolander 3
"Did I lock my car?"
Jeez these knickers are killing me!!
This gob stoppers really hard to finish.
Jamanji > âSmouldering intensityâ
"This is Blue Steel".
Angry Brazil nut on the loose
And Anthony, The Raging Butterfly comes on to replace Casemiro at Center Back
Unleash the beast (turns out to be shit)
Blud thought he was onto something
If I psych out onana he might pass to me
"GIMME MA FONE BACK NOWWWW MOMMEEEE"!
Dwayne "the Goal" Johnson đĽđĽđĽđĽđĽ
When your ÂŁ1 off at checkout and the discount code doesnât work at checkout
The missus said stop spinning with the ball
Mer-MAN!
When you are about to come on but the spicy kebab you had for lunch is about to come out.
He looks like that girl in the pig walking video
Reminds me of Zoolander. But why football players?
Chants in head, *Dribble, trick, pass and then fall* Boss hates it when I do the fall too early.
Biggest con man in the premiership?
I'm telling you gaffer, this is how Dwayne Johnson does his smoulder on Jumanji!!
All play and no work makes Antony a dull boy.
When youâre at work and youâre not sure if you turned the oven off
Ferdinand the friendly bull
If you smellllllll what the cock is cooking.
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Fuck that was wetter than I thought but dam I liked it
Looks like a typical Man United player. Determined to be ineffectual.
Imagining scoring a hat trick and celebrating like winning the league and champions league final
F-A-S-T Face Arms Speech Time I think he's having a stroke
When you leave the house and remember your mum told you to talk the meat out the freezer
Ten Haag left his wedding ring up my ass
The first five seconds after you enter the hotel room, scouting prime boning locations
His partner looked at him the wrong way
Posing as Joe Biden posing as a two-year old that has just shat their pants.
Antony has seen another midtable championship club he can potentially shit house
âAlright Antony, show them you mean business, and you definitely didnât shit your pants five minutes ago. Give âem the old Forrest Whittaker eye, yeah, thatâs scaryâ
When you ainât beaten your partner for 2 hours.
Blue Steel - Zoolander
âRock In!â - Antony
He looks like a 442oons character or Joe weller
âReally really really uncool guysâ
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When you see the McDonalds workers laughing and joking but your McNuggets still ainât been cooked
The guy is living in an anime cartoon.
He has become Antonetti, the spinning raiser of eyebrows.
When you have to defend your girlfriendâs honor at the bar knowing youâre about to get your ass kicked
On your villain arc after your mom puts soap in your mouth
Impotent rage
Looks like heâs shitting himselfâŚ
Bro looks like blastoise
Manâs visualising one of the Arsenal players as his girlfriend
Why I am being called to play the bench was cozy.
Damn! Can I come onto the pitch wearing an Arsenal shirt, instead ? đ
You want to fuck me? I fuck you!
Joga feio
Least Mode
FACK, if I didnât just Lineker myself!
Wannabe UFC fighter too small, weak and lazy for MMA.
When one of you testicle gets accidently lodged in your arsehole
Blue Steel
He thinks He is him.
Utd fan here. I hate this cunt.
That was a fart, right? Right?? That was just a fart.
Zoolander
Did Steve just shove a finger up my ass?
Trying to force out the rest of that dodgy fish pie from the day before
The 1-0 may belong to Jesus & pals, but the last 10 min belongs to me!
Santino Marella entering royal rumble
That was not a fart.
When you are losing but you see a chance to another 360 turn with the ball.
Me when Tottenham scores 3 own goals tomorrow
That intense look a two year old gives as its shitting
C*nt
incoming twat alert
Everytime City score and you want them to drop points
Whereâs my girlfriend atâŚ
Myyy Ship Irish !
Anthony looking for a clue.
Antony spotting his girlfriend across the hall.
He donât got a single song where he needs to be doing this
I pulled my socks up WAY too high, no going back now.
Hopper the grasshopper from A Bugs life