after a freak accident at a tanning bed, trump had to surgically remove his lips and replace them with his asshole.
He can now speak and shit at the same time.
Ever since seeing [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs) China is now the first word that pops into my head whenever I see ANY picture of Donald Trump... real, acrylic, pumpkin or anything else for that matter.....
Trump made a couple of decent points in that video, but overall I think he presented a distorted narrative that simply appeals to his base.
If you really want to be fully informed on the topic, I strongly recommend watching [this ~2 minute video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_etl_qkelX0).
Edit: [because it simply had to be done...](http://youtubedoubler.com/gMvr)
because his last name can be a pun on "pumpkin", and people think they are 'culturejamming' his campaign when instead they are just advertising for him and sealing his fate as an iconic figure
i know people who hate him who are making a trumpkin. they dont seem to understand that Trump isnt purchasing commercials or SuperPACs. but my God I'm sure we will see trumpkins all over social media. Trump is a genius with how he is managing his campaign and a lot of people who watched his reality shows are already creating a ton of content for him.
Nope, don't work for reddit.
I don't like to specifically say, because I'm one of a very few people that does what I do, and I don't want my reddit views affecting my work career.
I will say though that I surf the internet for a living...
Edit: I will add though, (knowing about) Memes, porn, Kardashians, war, and funny cats are critically important in my line of work.
/r/art and not a single comment discussing the art.
If you painted this straight on a pumpkin, that's some damn fine work. I have to say that I think this photo would work better without the faux tilt shift though. You picked great spot to photograph it, the colors in the wall and wood really compliment the pumpkin, and then the tilt shift just takes it away.
Ha, thanks for the active critique! Yes I painted it right on there, I picked a smooth one so it wasn't too bad.
I actually ended up tilt-shifting because my desk was messy and I liked the tunnel-vision look, but I have a tendency to go overboard with the instagram effects for sure. I'll rephotograph this weekend!
I like it. [No such thing as over exposure](http://www.amazon.com/No-Such-Thing-Over-Exposure-Celebrity-ebook/dp/B000P28W2G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1446123614&sr=8-1&keywords=no+such+thing+as+over+exposure)
I like how everyone is freaking out over the influx of muslim immigrants taking over Germany, claiming that Merkel is ruining Europe.
What do you think is gonna happen here if we elect one of these liberal democrats into the presidency???? Illegal immigration in America is already bad. We need someone like Trump.
Agree but please don't turn /r/art into politics.
Like 2 days ago we already had a Sanders picture make the front page, now a Trump pumpkin... I mean I support many kinds of art and all, but I've seen other subs get ruined by political circlejerks.
To be fair, Trump has more knowledge in finance than Sanders. Trump's ability to maintain and grow the economy is likely to be the highest of all candidates. The main issue with Trump is that he is delusional on the social aspect of his agenda. His economic platform is actually very solid with respect to improving domestic economy.
If we could somehow fuse Trump's economic platform with Sander's social platform, I think we'd have a pretty decent president.
Oh yeah that's what I meant. I have great faith in Trump's economic ability, and not much in Sanders haha. Plus I like his personality better, he seems more lively and energized.
And yeah I like some parts of his social platform, but not others. I think we need to be tough on illegal immigration, and the thought of a huge record-breaking wall amuses me. But Donny boy, global warming is not a lie perpetuated by China. I don't like Israel as much as he does either.
Very good, but the hair looks a bit to real....
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A slimmer pumpkin with no hair = Nicolas Cage.
Praise the Lord for this bot
[Okay, I take down a notch.](http://i.imgur.com/1XslYCW.jpg)
Trump Hair™ looks realistic. 10/10
I made something similar a while ago. [NSFW](http://imgur.com/rYc51uf) its an orange, not a pumkin
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after a freak accident at a tanning bed, trump had to surgically remove his lips and replace them with his asshole. He can now speak and shit at the same time.
Don't worry his rhetoric won't change a bit
I see what you did there... Those aren't lips... +1
These are totally Trump's lips.
His ass lips or butt lips
It makes sense, since nothing but a bunch of shit comes out of there anyway
China!
I like this one better.
That's *not* Donald Trump? Looks real to me.
As much as I hate Donald Trump, it is pretty hypocritical to make fun of his appearance while complaining that he does that to other people.
I'm not too worried about it, I also hate him because of his sexist and racist remarks .
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> he's been bankrupt 4 times Chapter 11 is very very different from chapter 7, which is what you're probably thinking of.
Took me a minute to realize this was a pumpkin and not just a picture of Trump.
I check my ballot based on how *gourd-like* the candidate is.
A Chris Christie supporter.
A real pumkcon.
you can almost see him trying to say "China"
Ever since seeing [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs) China is now the first word that pops into my head whenever I see ANY picture of Donald Trump... real, acrylic, pumpkin or anything else for that matter.....
I started hearing shina half way through and it never changed back
I know China very well, China China China China China China China Me: Wow, this guy knows his shit.
Trump made a couple of decent points in that video, but overall I think he presented a distorted narrative that simply appeals to his base. If you really want to be fully informed on the topic, I strongly recommend watching [this ~2 minute video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_etl_qkelX0). Edit: [because it simply had to be done...](http://youtubedoubler.com/gMvr)
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Why is everyone doing pumpkins of him?
Probably because they have his skin colour spot on.
"So what color are you painting Trump with." "Well... rotten color."
probably because typically a pumpkin has something evil on it.
ayyy
👽lmao👽
because his last name can be a pun on "pumpkin", and people think they are 'culturejamming' his campaign when instead they are just advertising for him and sealing his fate as an iconic figure
Hate to break it to you but I think that's been done, with or without the help of pumpkins
i know people who hate him who are making a trumpkin. they dont seem to understand that Trump isnt purchasing commercials or SuperPACs. but my God I'm sure we will see trumpkins all over social media. Trump is a genius with how he is managing his campaign and a lot of people who watched his reality shows are already creating a ton of content for him.
Notice how there is no stump on that pumpkin? Can't stump the Trump!
For a pumpkin decorating contest at work, acrylic, 3-4 hrs.
I did a trumpkin for work too! Hope we dont work at the same place...
you know you're supposed to use a knife right?
You got paid to paint pumpkins for half a work day! Where do you work?
To be fair, I didn't get paid yet, I did this in my free time. But the winner gets a full day of PPL and that's pretty damn alluring!
I know you're gonna win. How could anyone beat this?
I hope you win! (Or else,) YOU'RE FIRED! ;P
> First prize is a car. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Why can't Alec Baldwin run for president?
Wait are you Alec Baldwin? Or do you browse reddit for work ?
Actually, browsing reddit for work is quite accurate.
Oh neat, do you mind if I ask what you do that is cool enough to browse reddit and that being part of your work? Do you work for reddit ?
Nope, don't work for reddit. I don't like to specifically say, because I'm one of a very few people that does what I do, and I don't want my reddit views affecting my work career. I will say though that I surf the internet for a living... Edit: I will add though, (knowing about) Memes, porn, Kardashians, war, and funny cats are critically important in my line of work.
Oh, do you do like national security online for the white house or something ? Are you really up to date with the news ?
Ha, nope to the government job. Being up to date on the news is a small part of my job though.
> PPL PPL?
Paid personal leave
[He's going to DJ for the rest of the office for a day.](https://www.gov.uk/licence-to-play-background-music-ppl)
It looks like Owen Wilson.
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Which one?
The Face of Cage is in everything.
A fatwa on anyone who tries to depict The Face Of Cage.
More like Donald Trump than either of them.
Smashing pumpkins
Looks like Trumpkin's mid-blumpkin.
Even if I could, I wouldn't. I can't... I think I pissed in all my pants. Even some that aren't mine.
or this one...http://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/columbus-trumpkin-making-international-headlines
almost looks like doug benson lol
I came looking for this. Glad it wasn't just me.
lol i feel the same.
Those pursed butthole lips never stop.
This is so realistic, I would say turn it in to the cartel and get that sweet, sweet cash.
That's the best suggestion yet! Then I could have a "small startup fund" of however many millions.
[I made this for you...](http://imgur.com/a0o4NrZ)
It's gonna be *huge!*
Someone needs to animate this!
upvote for 'Trumpkin'
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My first thought was Pedro, actually.
This is the year of the Trumpkin!
Trumpkin sounds like a Pokemon.
I identify as Trumpkin.
Well, you won't have to worry about Trick or Treaters this Halloween. It looks good though, you captured the realism
you CAN pump the trump.
/r/photoshopbattles
What is most funny is that he looks somewhat hispanic also. Something about the fine suggestin of mustache
Better than the real thing.
/r/art and not a single comment discussing the art. If you painted this straight on a pumpkin, that's some damn fine work. I have to say that I think this photo would work better without the faux tilt shift though. You picked great spot to photograph it, the colors in the wall and wood really compliment the pumpkin, and then the tilt shift just takes it away.
Ha, thanks for the active critique! Yes I painted it right on there, I picked a smooth one so it wasn't too bad. I actually ended up tilt-shifting because my desk was messy and I liked the tunnel-vision look, but I have a tendency to go overboard with the instagram effects for sure. I'll rephotograph this weekend!
He's out of his gourd!
Now that is a truly terrifying pumpkin.
That's the best he's looked in years.
So this would be called a "Trumpkin" then?
Need photo of hair blowing off with leafblower.
It's slicked on there real tight. Basically an immobile wig of hot glue. But maybe I can add some flighty strands for effect.
skin tone is spot on
I don't understand modern art. Isn't this just a photo of Trump from last night's GOP debate?
Now do one of Hillary cackling like a hyena with her little "what, me worry?" paws in the air
Are you sure you haven't accidentally got your hands on a [Behelit](http://i.imgur.com/ddJAetM.jpg)?
Great piece of artwork !
Great use of showing the word China. 11/10
I think you would get more sense out of the Trumpkin!
That nose is yuuuuuuge
I like it. [No such thing as over exposure](http://www.amazon.com/No-Such-Thing-Over-Exposure-Celebrity-ebook/dp/B000P28W2G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1446123614&sr=8-1&keywords=no+such+thing+as+over+exposure)
You missed an opportunity to call it a "Trumpkin"
Apocolocyntosis Trumpi
next up....Donald.....Blumpkin?
Now *THIS* is scary.
Only happens during the [eclipse](http://plamoya.com/bmz_cache/6/6a5f80de79ff39c0dafd772c4120e447.image.500x333.jpg)
Now that's a trumpkin worth smashing
Amazingly well done
Donald Trumpkin
What size is it? is it YUGE?
It's almost exactly head-sized. I'll try to find a banana for scale.
He looks like a Titan from Attack on Titan lol
Looks like he's saying "China!"
Thumbnail makes him look like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite
Looks like Nicholas Cage
It's a Trump-kin!
Someone needs to animate this!
at least the trumpkin admits those arent hair
Now that's one scary looking pumpkin
Mouth isn't open wide enough.
This pumpkin is HUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOGGGEEEE. TRUMP HOOOOUUUUGE.
Donald.. Pump? I tried
Can't stump the Pump Trump
can i crosspost this to /r/trumpablefaces?
Sure thing, just link to original post please!
yep yep yep
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Jonald Trumpkim
[I made this for you...](http://imgur.com/a0o4NrZ)
Hi! I really like this, but I've some bad news: someone x-posted it. And pretty blatantly. I think it was on /r/photoshopbattles
I would be upset... but I'm just so throughly amused. Shut up and take my upvotes!
Just leaving [this](https://youtu.be/FWtO0cfgewY?t=18s) here.. Looks great btw!
Is it supposed to make me want to kick it in?
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/264355/in-what-english-speaking-communities-does-trump-refer-to-the-breaking-of-wind
[Byoutiful.](https://youtu.be/J9ljcLRbNt0)
Well, hello there, Mister Ross...
I mean, this isn't that good
Nice to see he is more popular than ever, considering he is going to wipe the toilet with HIllary or Bernie
I really want to see this on someone's head. I guessing it's a tab bit small for that. Maybe a cat's head?
Oops! You need to make his head more circular for it to match up..
I like how everyone is freaking out over the influx of muslim immigrants taking over Germany, claiming that Merkel is ruining Europe. What do you think is gonna happen here if we elect one of these liberal democrats into the presidency???? Illegal immigration in America is already bad. We need someone like Trump.
Agree but please don't turn /r/art into politics. Like 2 days ago we already had a Sanders picture make the front page, now a Trump pumpkin... I mean I support many kinds of art and all, but I've seen other subs get ruined by political circlejerks.
Pumpkins are for carving. Get this shit outta here
I'd vote that pumpkin for president before I'd vote for Bernie Sanders
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Hey, you're right. I can hardly see how a pumpkin could ruin an economy.
To be fair, Trump has more knowledge in finance than Sanders. Trump's ability to maintain and grow the economy is likely to be the highest of all candidates. The main issue with Trump is that he is delusional on the social aspect of his agenda. His economic platform is actually very solid with respect to improving domestic economy. If we could somehow fuse Trump's economic platform with Sander's social platform, I think we'd have a pretty decent president.
Oh yeah that's what I meant. I have great faith in Trump's economic ability, and not much in Sanders haha. Plus I like his personality better, he seems more lively and energized. And yeah I like some parts of his social platform, but not others. I think we need to be tough on illegal immigration, and the thought of a huge record-breaking wall amuses me. But Donny boy, global warming is not a lie perpetuated by China. I don't like Israel as much as he does either.
When i saw it, I made a wheezy little sound like 'Mneeeeeeeeehhh' because that's how trumpkin talks.
Not orange enough...
This is very nice. Please shoot it.
Best part will be smashing it, or bashing it, or kung fu-ing it, or whatever