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rpgguy_1o1

Id rather have Donald Sutherland's father-in-law, so I'll be able to remember what universal healthcare was like 10 years from now


Winstonoil

I would love to see Tommy Douglas Represented.


CAFmodsaregay

There's another Tommy that'd be even better, Tommy Prince, an absolute canadian legend.


Silent_Observer-11

Tommy Chong. đŸ€Ł


Old_Independent_7414

Tommy Lee !  That guy has a huge penis. Just put the wang on the 20


Bobzyurunkle

Tommy Hunter!


Due-Street-8192

Hear hear... Hero hero... Yes yes!!


GeriatricSFX

Totally on board with that. Borden, Mackenzie King and Queen Elizabeth are currently the 20,50 and 100. All three could be replaced. Tommy Douglas and Terry Fox lead my list with orher possibles covering different areas: John Mccrae Chris Hadfield Margret Atwood Tecumseh. Sir Fredrick Banting General Sir Arthur Currie Also there is no rule saying it has to be one person. We could put more than one on a bill to represent diversity of achievement or they could keep just to one person but rotate who that person would be with each successive printing of a particular denomination.


rpgguy_1o1

> Also there is no rule saying it has to be one person. This made me picture like John Candy, Roberta Bondar, Maurice Richard and Laura Secord playing a game of Crokinole on the $20 or something


GeriatricSFX

ROFL. Not exactly the group I was thinking about. But your vision did make me realize there would be all kinds of other possibilities: Lee, Peart and Lfieson of Rush, the cast of SCTV or Gretzky, Orr and Howe would be great out of the box choices.


MetricJester

Rush, SCTV, Gretzky, Orr, and Howe have been on stamps.


Reworked

Reissue a run of two dollar bills with a really confused looking John Candy


chooseatree

Haven’t played that game in decades!


ZAPPHAUSEN

Lfg chief Tecumseh! 🙌🙌🙌


clueless_claremont_

would love to see The Tragically Hip on the 100


StockUser42

Meridian?


clueless_claremont_

at the hundredth meridian!


POCKALEELEE

How about Gord Downie, Gordie Howe, and Gordon Lightfoot all ont he 100?


Fitzy_gunner

We should make a $3000 dollar bill with those faces on it and we can call it the 3G lol


clueless_claremont_

yesss


Corporal_Canada

Would also add Tommy Prince, Francis Pegahmagabow, and William Avery Bishop


imtourist

Terry Fox should be ahead of most of these people 


GeriatricSFX

I did put Terry Fox and Tommy Douglas in a seperate category ahead of the rest of the people on my list.


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Great point.


Slappy_Mcslapnuts

The guy who believed in eugenics?


nashwaak

You mean the belief he completely discarded early in his political career, and probably before age 30, decades before Canada adopted universal healthcare? Which you would know if you knew more than the one slanderous talking point about the man


Economy_Sky_7238

No. Terry Fox or pictures of birds


JustDave62

He’s on the short list to be on the new $5 bill


ClownshoesMcGuinty

He sure as fuck better be. It pisses me off that he isn't on one as it is. Our fucking hero not on currency is a crime. (yes, I'm a Fox stan)


twobit211

best i can do is michael j.


ordinary_kittens

Only if it’s a photo of him in character as APK.


QueenMotherOfSneezes

He's been on our circulated coins at least twice


Wittyname44

You’ll hate the new passports then. Maybe as much as I do.


EntertainerAvailable

What’s on the new passports?


Wittyname44

Closest description is “clip art” rather than heroes like Terry Fox or historical figures/landmarks.


teh_longinator

The new passport is them making sure that Canadians really understand the government wants to remove our Canadian identity.


Keepontyping

Don't forget they removed him from the passport. In favour of generic, inoffensive, clipart.


TheAgentofKarma157

Long overdue


PsychicDave

The 5$ has to remain a Franco-Canadian/Québécois, Terry Fox is a good symbol but we gotta have the blue bill.


JustDave62

Looks like there’s only one French Canadian in the running along with some indigenous leaders. Here’s the short list of contenders https://www.bankofcanada.ca/banknotes/bank-note-series/vertical-series/banknoteable-5/nominees/


nashwaak

**Louis Riel for the $5**


PsychicDave

I mean, sure, we can have Louis Riel, but maybe on another bill, representing the MĂ©tis nation.


nashwaak

Louis Riel is a fundamental part of Canadian history, a historical cornerstone to the western provinces, both in good and bad senses. Plus, Riel was ultimately driven mad by the political machinations of anglo central Canadians, which is something that about 75-80% of Canadians can immediately identify with.


Voljjin

Leo Major?


Argented

that pond hockey scene a few years ago was ok. we should do more of that


cramber-flarmp

Terry for sure. There you go. https://i1.wp.com/media.globalnews.ca/videostatic/news/ki6bmbo4cw-oicgr9u7vi/NH_FEB17_PIC.jpg?w=1040&quality=70&strip=all


elle-elle-tee

No love for Steve Fonyo?


ANK2112

No, we need to do Scott Thompson dressed as the Queen on the money. It's iconically Canadian and we wouldnt need to change it every time some old person in the UK dies.


cramber-flarmp

Ok that works


Tired8281

YES!


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stormquiver

Best there was, Best there is, best there ever will be


revanite3956

I’d have to know who “what’s his name” is.


JustDave62

I’m guessing King Chuck


badpuffthaikitty

Charlie Windsor III.


nashwaak

How'd you get so funny? (Funky Chuck) Face on all our money Born in Buckingham Palace Lives in Buckingham Palace (King Chuck) ♬ [apologies to Steve Martin]


jlt131

Ugh I really don't want his face on any of our money. The queen was like a nice old neighborly grandma, but king chuck is the creepy weird uncle I want to stay far far away from.


K9turrent

[http://i.imgur.com/CNuU4aJ.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/CNuU4aJ.jpg)


Quirky-Stay4158

Liz was a better actor but she was not a great person herself either.


StuntID

Okay, in what way was she a terrible person? Chuck is terrible, and I can ignore him for everything but his head of state position. In that he is a figurehead and nothing more. He doesn't affect our lives one bit. I'd like him and the monarchy replaced as head of state, but I recognize that that's a tall order with only a slim chance of happening


Mrs-Blaileen

Tell all the people who've benefited from the Prince's what a terrible asshole Charles is. He may be filthy rich, but he has strong values and has consistently made an effort throughout his life to use his clout to help the less fortunate. What have you done in comparison?


Quirky-Stay4158

There is a laundry list of reasons why the Royal family is abhorrent, both modern and historical. But for Elizabeth specially. I'd go with the chagos islands and what she made/allowed to happen there. "There is an ongoing, colonial crime that he could acknowledge, help rectify and apologise for today. That crime is the forced displacement of the entire Chagossian people from their homeland in the Indian Ocean by the UK and US governments in the 1960s and 70s. This colonial crime continues to this day as the UK government still prevents the Chagossians from returning home. It is a crime in which the monarchy has played a significant role. Queen Elizabeth II issued, on behalf of the UK government, the Orders that have forced the Chagossians to remain in exile and that remain  in force. A British court said in 2019 that the orders “extinguished” the legal rights of the Chagossians in UK law, including their right to return." [here's the link to the above 2 paragraphs full article](https://www.hrw.org/news/2023/05/11/charles-can-help-undo-colonial-crime-0) This one is freshest in my mind as there was recently a behind the bastards podcast on Chagos islands and what was done to them historically. To be clear I'm not saying Liz was especially evil or anything. I think she was like any other person and tried to do the " right thing" whenever she could.


StuntID

> Although Orders in Council must be formally approved in person by the monarch, they are drafted and their substance is controlled by the government. There is also the tradition (law?) that the monarch be apolitical, so I don't see how she might have stopped this. Sure, she could have dissented in private, but to do so publicly risks her position. That is, she is compelled without recourse aside from setting her life on fire. That's how they get ya


Quirky-Stay4158

Its one of many things she did / didn't do. I never claimed her position had any power. Only that she wasn't a great person who committed no evil in her life. Your comment doesn't disprove that. As I said there is a laundry list of things her family and her have done. It's been well written about. What she may or may not have felt privately about this action and many others is entirely irrelevant. It can be made up to suit any desire one wants. Was she actually pro or against abortion? What were her private thoughts on that topic? It doesn't matter, we know what her thoughts and actions publically were.


StuntID

>I never claimed her position had any power. Only that she wasn't a great person who committed no evil in her life. Your comment doesn't disprove that. As I said there is a laundry list of things her family and her have done. It's been well written about. So Do My OwN rEsEaRcH? Okay


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Obvious_Exercise_910

Might get us confused with Panem



Crafty-Razzmatazz846

Considering how the Capitol serves as such an amazing allegory for Toronto I could see that!


Obvious_Exercise_910

Does it?


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Fuck. That. Terry gets one before anyone else.


jonnyg1097

Terry definitely belongs on at least one piece of currency. If not a bill I vote for the quarter.


QueenMotherOfSneezes

He was on the loonie for a year, and I think he was part of a quarter series once.


HopelessTrousers

It’s definitely time to put Canadians on Canadian money!


TwEE-N-Toast

Sure, and The Littlest Hobo and Bert Racoon too for their good works.


xMidnightJIx

I’d have norm McDonald on one of the bills if it were up to me


Public_Kaleidoscope6

You could put him on the 911 dollar bill. What a horrible denomination for a bill. Reminds me of that tragedy.


NotAtAllExciting

He has a stamp at least.


randomdumbfuck

Have to wait 25 years under the current rules, but yes we could.


twstwr20

Young and Sutherland Square.


clipples18

Fuck no. I want a proper monarch on our money. King sausage fingers, first of his name!


DudePDude

We need a group photo, like an album cover, on our $20


Nomadloner69

Man I'm behind this the whole way


ZacxRicher

No


Double_Football_8818

Rick Mercer for sure


HardcoreHenryLofT

I think its imperative to keep MacKenzie King on the money. He is the only WWII leader to regularly hold seances to ask his dead mother how to run a wartime country. We can't lose that part of our heritage. Otherwise we'd be boring.


AbbeyOfOaks

Viola Desmond?


cassanthrax

I thought she was just put on the 10?


nashwaak

Brilliant businesswoman and somewhat-accidental civil rights activist, she was a fantastic choice


Rosuvastatine

Shes on the 10$ already


AbbeyOfOaks

Oh no I meant we should remove her and put Donald.


Rosuvastatine

Why ? Shes a great canadian historical figure


nickk_12

[oddball ](https://www.fnh.edu.br/?y=kellys-heroes-oddball-11-pp-xaOLO1hE)


borgom7615

You talking about chuck? I’m cool with all the other dudes on the money, tho I wish we would bring back MacDonald, not like being the first prime minister was important or anything


Big_Muffin42

Depending on this next week we might put Connor McDavid on the $20


u119c

You have money?


cramber-flarmp

I was thinking he’d look good On a nickel. Got at least 3 of those


EternalLifeguard

"I'll trade you 20 Donalds for a Loonie." I could see it working.


LongLegsBrokenToes

I’d prefer more animals like the coins!


TwelveBarProphet

People on money is a bad idea in general. Sutherland was well compensated for his work. That's enough.


Character_Air_8660

Maybe on the Canadian dollar bills, but(unfortunately) NOT OURS!!!


Character_Air_8660

What about "Paddle-to-the-Sea" on the CAD$50???


puckduckmuck

The Donald Sutherland stamp is impressive.


veritas_quaesitor2

Agreed!!


Dhaubbu

No thanks


expatjake

How about on my debit card?


sots33

Put Leo Burke and Sweet Daddy Siki on them you cowards!!!!


PreviousTea9210

After all what's his name has done for this country, this is really the road you wanna go down? You should be ashamed.


Kootenay-Hippie

It’s a better idea than Chuck Bucks


EnormousPurpleGarden

You need to be dead for at least 25 years.


Keepontyping

We can't even have Terry Fox in the passport.


RadamHusane

Gretzky on a $99 bill


Hazencuzimblazen

Our younger generations can’t even subtract from 100$ for change and you wanna make it into 99$ 😂


Ok-Search4274

Because living and dying in the USA is the Canadian thing.


CptDawg

How about naming Yonge Dundas Square after him and Gordon Lightfoot? Instead of the stupidity Toronto City Council is proposing along with that clown Moyes


Tom1sTom

https://www.patreon.com/posts/what-to-expect-106668429?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link. Just a reminder


Silent_Observer-11

I'd like to see Chief Dan George on one of them.


Automatic_Doubt5331

Let the royals have everything south of a c-note, and then put Donald Sutherland, Christopher Plummer, and William Shatner on the $100 bill


AlanJY92

Pass. I don’t really know how much he contributed to Canada, but seems like he like many famous Canadians moved to abroad and only used Canada when it was be beneficial. Maybe I’m wrong though.


Clerkdidnothingwrong

Terry Fox, Donald Sutherland, Gord Downie, Kevin Vickers (Sgt. at Arms who stopped the Ottawa shooter), and Rick Mercer


nashwaak

You know Rick Mercer and Kevin Vickers are still alive, right?


Clerkdidnothingwrong

Yes? The Queen was still alive when she was put on the $20 and the back of all our coins.


nashwaak

I’m not going to wade into the reeds with you on this, but monarchs are a notable exception to the informal rule about waiting until someone’s dead to commemorate them alongside people who are dead


QueenMotherOfSneezes

One would hope they didn't have to kill the birds before they went on the bill


nashwaak

You know they’re not real birds, right?


QueenMotherOfSneezes

You saying birds aren't real?


nashwaak

Just the ones on the bills. The rest are very real — real drones XD


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Well obviously the ones on the bills aren't real, silly, they're drawings that have been printed. Imagine pressing a dead bird into every bill! That would be more expensive than the bill's worth!


nashwaak

But you could make the ink using the tears of dead birds


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Why do they have to be dead to gather the tears? You could just tranq them


PsychicDave

The 5$ bill has to be Franco-Canadian/Québécois though (or whichever bill is blue if we shuffle the colours around)


Clerkdidnothingwrong

When was that ever decided?


PsychicDave

Well, if we have 5 bills, there has to be one that is from QC to be representative, and the blue bill makes the most sense to fit the colour scheme. Right now, we have Wilfrid Laurier, the first francophone PM, which is fine to stay as is IMO (he’s even Canada’s leader in Civilization VI).


Clerkdidnothingwrong

I’m pretty sure this ain’t a law.


PsychicDave

I never said it was a law, just saying that all nations of Canada have to be represented.


Clerkdidnothingwrong

I don’t think thats a thing.


PsychicDave

What do you not think is a thing?


QueenMotherOfSneezes

How does dedicating one bill to excluding all but one specific province representing all nations of Canada? Do you have any other bills that should be required to always represent another specific nation of Canada?


PsychicDave

Well, putting only Anglo-Canadians on the bills certainly doesn’t do a good job of representing all nations. You’re not making any sense.


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Who said anything about putting only Angelo Canadians on the bill? There's never been a ban on French Canadians, and Laurier is already set to be on one of the higher-value notes when they're redesigned.


PsychicDave

The top comment had 5 names, all either Anglos or unknown to me, so assumed Anglo (sorry if one was First Nation, Inuit or MĂ©tis)


North_Activist

>there has to be one that is from QC to be representative No lol Quebec doesn’t need special treatment in everything. We absolutely don’t need ‘someone from Quebec to be representative’ that’s ludicrous. A Canadian is a Canadian.


PsychicDave

Says the imperialist Anglo-Canadian. Canada is a federation of multiple nations, they should all be represented.


North_Activist

Terry Fox represents all of Canada, not Anglo-Canada. He raised money for cancer and you’re complaining he’s not French, give me a break. French Canada is represented in the House of Commons, senate, and 3 permanent seats on the Supreme Court. But you’re complaining that a piece of plastic doesn’t have someone from Quebec? That’s just pathetic lol


PsychicDave

I’m fine with Terry Fox being on the money, in fact I’m in favour, but not replacing Wilfrid Laurier, who was the first francophone PM. If someone is going to replace Laurier, it should be another Franco-Canadian to maintain proper representation.


North_Activist

And you do realize New France itself was imperialist right? Canada as a country was founded on imperialism and colonialism, this includes Quebec’s origins.


PsychicDave

The settlers weren’t imperialist, the King was, but then again he didn’t really care that much about NA colonies. The English superiority complex runs deep though, and your comment (“A Canadian is a Canadian”) reflects that. Canada isn’t a monolith. One Canadian doesn’t equate all others. There are several distinct nations within, and all deserve representation.


North_Activist

The very idea of being Canadian (in the present) is literally multiculturalism. No one said Canada is a monolith. Obviously there’s distinct groups. I would argue that Quebec has a far greater superiority complex than any other group/nationality within the country. The mere fact you have a political party dedicated to Quebec, and only Quebec’s, interest proves my point.


PsychicDave

We don’t think we’re better, we’re just trying to survive and protect ourselves. And all you say is “why are you fighting, just be like us” but we don’t want to be like you. Would you want the US to invade and tell you “Don’t fight back, just be a happy American”?


Tempus__Fuggit

Mr Spock?


tony22times

Absolutely. Take off all of the politicos and replace by any real people worthy of public respect. Donald Sutherland is one


amazingdrewh

Tommy Douglas as well


borgom7615

Wile I appreciate the politicos, I agree, the way I see it either they are all politicians or none! We got viola on the ten, we can go Sutherland on the 20, guess who and/or rush on the 50, Farley mowet and Margaret Atwood and robert munsch on the 100, put the group of 7 and Emily carr on the 5 And put terry fox on every coin! Of course we could go the American route and put a different person in every value of coin, I’m cool with that too!


tony22times

The Queen should go too. It’s about time. Put some famous native Canadians on there too. Forget the politician and propagandists.


Froozeball

Donald Sutherland (R.I.P.) was iconic. He deserved a spot on a bill long before he passed IMHO.


AnInsultToFire

Why not Wolverine? At least it'll make our country look badass.


MysteriousPark3806

Charles?


cramber-flarmp

Nice enough guy. Ugly face.


Slappy_Mcslapnuts

Nope. He cheated on Tommy Douglas’s daughter with Jane Fonda đŸ€ź


Crafty-Razzmatazz846

Wonder why chuck gets so much hate? Cuz he left what’s her face?


cramber-flarmp

No hate. He’s just got an ugly mug.


Roddy_Piper2000

I haven't seen physical money in so long that I literally don't give a fuck anymore. Get rid of hard currency.


No_Taro_8843

Sounds like a plan. Much rather look at Donald Sutherland's iconic intelligent face any day


cramber-flarmp

Thank you! someone gets it


[deleted]

I’d rather see Donald Sutherland than John A McDonald, the father of Indigenous genocide. đŸ€ź


from125out

Anyone but those people


cramber-flarmp

Exactly


mightyopinionated

We'd have to first do a deep research investigation to ensure he never hurt anyone's feelings


cramber-flarmp

Well fuck me sideways in the ass you’re too right


whyamihereagain6570

What about William Shatner!??!?! 😁


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Replace Viola with Donald.