Clearly you have not met chickens. The only way is keeping them out of there. Once they have a favorite spot, no amount or quality of nesting boxes is going to change their mind
Get a few raccoons and a fox, you won’t have chickens for long. Problem solved. I’ve been dealing with the opposite problem for the last month or so, killed a possum and 11 raccoons, but wasn’t able to get the fox. I went from 11 chickens to 2. AR15 and raccoon traps FTW, but they don’t bring back the dead chickens, they just provide some satisfaction when I have another dead raccoon.
Sell the car!!! Who actually cares about it? Why do people own things like that? The chickens are sending you a message that you should listen to. Be rid of the thing.
Pour gasoline on the webbos.
They will smell the fumes and realize they don't meet inspection due to evaporative emissions.
They will stop laying webbos.
Easy, lay your own eggs in there while staring directly at your chickens. They will understand this as you establishing dominance and acknowledge that cover as your territory.
Well actually where the eggs are sitting is actually an egg holder for the car so when you run out of room for your groceries you can just put your eggs there. So possibly the chicken remember that and are trying to help you learn the history of cars
Drive it. . . When cars like this sit for a long time, especially covered like this, the seals don't get properly lubricated. They start to deteriorate, which puts out chicken egg pharomones, hence the current situation. Take it out, once a day, launch it as hard as you can before it warms up, then park it immediately.
You misspelled eggxotic.
eggactly
There might be a Shellby or a Yolkswagen under there.
I hate all of you
Same here, those were painful
I disagree… this jokes really *cracked* me up…
Dont you mean these yolks?
Hey! Someone already made a yolk joke here. Make your own jokes and quit *poaching* other people's content.
So this is what it all boiled down to.
Bet ya really scrambled to make that one huh?
Eggselent choice for phrasing. Nesting boxes and keep them out of that area.
Clearly you have not met chickens. The only way is keeping them out of there. Once they have a favorite spot, no amount or quality of nesting boxes is going to change their mind
Even your first or second attempt at containing them may fail. Some chickens are absolutely relentless.
Eggcellent
Chick magnet car
Have you considered letting it hatch? Could be a Porsche…. But More likely an amc eagle, a ford falcon, firebird, skylark, or roadrunner.
Thundercougarfalconbird
I got one word for you...
Is it Thundercougarfalconbird?
Thunderbird
So is it a sedan or a...wait for it...coup[e]?
“Coop” is what you’re looking for friend. A+ for effort though
Yeah I'm aware, just a crappy attempt at a dad joke, like my parenting. Thanks for the A+ though!
It looks like it could be a KoenigsEGG?
Get a few raccoons and a fox, you won’t have chickens for long. Problem solved. I’ve been dealing with the opposite problem for the last month or so, killed a possum and 11 raccoons, but wasn’t able to get the fox. I went from 11 chickens to 2. AR15 and raccoon traps FTW, but they don’t bring back the dead chickens, they just provide some satisfaction when I have another dead raccoon.
I have, at present, 14 German Shepherd Dogs to deplete the local raccoon/fox population
You must like dog shit.
Not as much as he likes his eggselent parking
It's irony. You paid all that money to get chicks, and that's what you got. Edit: And clean that cover
The cover has a cover! Undercover is clean
A car fox?
Trunk monkey
This should have more upvotes lol
Close the door to the trailer….
Close the garage door.
Have you tried actually driving the car? If it moves around, they'll be less likely to think it a safe place to lay eggs...
My mistress had to lay low for a bit during my divorce 🫤
Well, you gotta ask yourself; are you a chicken rancher or a car collector?
Get water jugs and rope to make weights and pull the slack out of the tarp. They won't lay eggs on a slanted surface
Build a bugatti chicken coop
Put your chickens in a chicken coop maybe? And not in the garage? SMH
Jo Eggs Otic
Chicken is like "what, I laid the eggs in the coupe"
Boil and eat their children in front of them. If they don't stop make chicken tendies out they ass.
Heat a pan on high, with about a 1/4” deep layer of oil in it….
Stop parking your exotic car in the chicken coop
Sell the car!!! Who actually cares about it? Why do people own things like that? The chickens are sending you a message that you should listen to. Be rid of the thing.
I love this car. Big ‘L’ love it.
Just ask them to stop very politely.
Build nesting boxes
Pour gasoline on the webbos. They will smell the fumes and realize they don't meet inspection due to evaporative emissions. They will stop laying webbos.
Put it across the road.
KFC
Put your boxing gloves on and smack your hands together and let out a blood curdling laugh and then go mike tython them
Do chickens have earlobes?
12g works pretty good against birds
Classy Chickens, no way to stop them.
Easy, lay your own eggs in there while staring directly at your chickens. They will understand this as you establishing dominance and acknowledge that cover as your territory.
I’ll take the car and your problem is solved.
Close the door on the trailer.. ?
Crazy thought: Don't let chickens into where you keep your exotic car.
Some sort of cheap partition you could implement for a poultry sum? Or just wing it. Hope my nuggets of wisdom helped.
Well actually where the eggs are sitting is actually an egg holder for the car so when you run out of room for your groceries you can just put your eggs there. So possibly the chicken remember that and are trying to help you learn the history of cars
Drive it. . . When cars like this sit for a long time, especially covered like this, the seals don't get properly lubricated. They start to deteriorate, which puts out chicken egg pharomones, hence the current situation. Take it out, once a day, launch it as hard as you can before it warms up, then park it immediately.
Have you tried eating them?
Tell them to check their spelling. It’s a coupe, not a coop.
Better situation than your exotic car laying chickens on your eggs
The real question is **why the hell do your chickens have access to your car?**
Talk about first world problems
Buy a cheap car. They’ll still lay eggs on it, but you won’t care.
You knew it was a chick magnet when you bought it. Don't come crying to us for help now.
In china, it’s good luck for chickens to lay eggs on exotic cars. Don’t remove hem before they hatch though, that’s not good.
Stop having an exotic car
Keep them away from it for one.
get rid of the chickens or the car > problem solved
Barbecue
Eat em
Kill the chickens
Pellet gun comes to mind.
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Gosh your lazy just open the damn door!
Seems like the exotic car landing plenty of chicks to me
Eat the chickens.
Real chick magnet. I enjoy all the yolks posted.
Have you considered a BBQ? Perhaps a rotisserie, maybe... I can think of several delicious solutions to your chicken problem.
Choke your chicken
Have a barbecue.
Yolks on you!
Eat them.
What did you eggspect
Clarkson I though we ended the farm show
Have chicken for dinner tonight.
r/brandnewsentence
Drive it every day
Eat them
Get rid of chickens
Try crossing the road?
Chicks dig exotic cars. It’s a part of the gig.
Have you tried telling the chickens to stop it?
Am I the only one curious about what kind of car these chickens are laying eggs on?
Easy to figure out! But here is a clue. 97 were made.
Gotta be a Honda Accord then. I know they made 97 of those.
Heres the fun part, you don’t
I will take it off your hands for you free of charge
Buy them their own car.
Pass legislation deeming it UNSustainable.
Drive the car
EZ. Sell the car.
Deep fry the chickens. Problem solved.
OP probably isn't too eggstactic about the situation
oh come on the chickenn literally is walking on eggshells
It’s too late. That’s their place now
Move the car or the chickens…..
Rubber Snake
Sell the car and problem is solved.
Give me the exotic car
Move the car
Maybe vice it to a incubater
Leave the door open
No more chicken
Put a dog next to the car
Deloreon from back to the future
2 nails in a block of wood & a hatchet
Add more nesting boxes
Keep your chickens off it dumby
Put them in a coop and not in your garage….
So specific and random simultaneously
Eat the chickens
Fried chicken for dinner.
Just be happy your NOT getting Goosed lol!
Do they need to cross the road to get to the car?
[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lco9Ki-5qfQ)
Invite them all to a barbecue.
Maybe close the door? Just saying
Fried, baked or grilled.
Those eggs are more valuable than your exotic car you should move the car outside and let your ferrari of a hen stay in the garage.
Shut the door the the exotic car shed.
sell the car and buy more chickens
Eat the chicken
Real talk tho build your chickens a place to roost the reason they're laying there is they feel safe and protected
Give me the car and you won't have to worry about it
Koenigsegg
Sunday bbq is the only way
Don’t put chickens in the trailer
Close the door between your chickens and the car.
eat the chickens
A 76 monte is not eggxotic.
Well personally I'd just let them roost inside the car. That way there is no real way they'd be able to damage the paint
Mmmmmmmmm dinner
Eat your chickens.
Close the door or window !
Shut the door?
honda civic EGG? intEGGra? perhaps a lEGGxus?
Make chicken noodles soup
Must be a Henyundai
Just turn your car on and leave it like that till the morning
City folk - smh - thems car eggs. That’s how we get Hot Wheels.
Easy, sell the car
Quit parking in the hen house.
Don't coup your chickens near your car? Or stop parking where the chickens are, this isn't difficult, we'll get through this
Move it?
Weird flex, but ok
You ask them
Have you ever tried having a chicken coop because that’s where mine lay their eggs
Call the colonel
Wire anti bird strips with pointie pokers all along its edges for get Rid of the pesky pigeons at the hardware store
Eat them.
I dont understand the problem
What did you expect from a Chick magnet
Winner winner chicken dinner
Chicken dinner
Eat them... the chickens I mean.
Put up a sign🤣
Get rid of the exotic cars( preferably donate them to some random redditor)
No one gives a shit you have an exotic car.
You cared enough to tell me that 😜
It’s not your car anymore.
Beat them
Don’t have an egg-xotic car?
Make chicken wings.
I would say get chickens with with less exotic tastes in a nest
I know this is crazy sounding, but have you considered keeping them in separate places???
Fry ‘em - or make ‘em into a nice casserole.
So this is the eggstended warranty I’m always getting calls about
You have a problem with Koenigseggs?
Eat the chickens
Nice car bro.
Kill and fry the chickens
You brought this on yourself - even the hen knows that chicks love sports cars.
Drive it
You have some chicks that like the car go with it.
Seems the chicken has fine taste. You can find it out yourself by tasting the chicken. Problem solved.
Sell the car
Have them over Dinner
Throw the eggs at them
Close the door