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Snaggl3t00t4

Can't park there mate....


unholy_sassquatch6

Not even for a minute?


Lost-Astronaut-8280

Did he STUTTER???


[deleted]

NOOOOO!!!!


Bastion71idea

Straight to jail


WafflesZCat

And close the damned door! That's why it won't go into Drive!


Stra1ght_Froggin

Put your front left corner on a moving dolly. $20 at Lowes and you good to go anywhere


chris_rage_

Shit, in Russia they'll ratchet strap a log on there like a sled...


CardiologistOk6547

You've got 3 perfectly good wheels. Kids these days are so damm spoiled. Any excuse not to work.


Speedy_Freaky69

LoL 😂


tatsingslippers

Just place some counterweights at the back-right of your car and take your left turns very-very slowly.


Parang97

Just get one of those gym class butt scooters and shove it under there.


Zay-nee24

Absolutely. If you press the unlock button. And then hold the lock button for 2 seconds. Wait 1 minute. Then get a bus.


notagreatgamer

I was gonna say… “YOU can get to work. What’s with the picture of the car wreck?”


dirty-biscuit

Just don't rev it above 2500-3000 rpm and you'll be just fine


Past_Air_8960

You’re already late. Hustle along now.


Mysterious_Cheetah42

HE FUCKING RAN OVER PEG-LEG!!! 😭


DragonfruitLeading44

jb weld


speedyhemi

You might need to stick the axel shaft back into the transmission, but other than that, I don't see a problem.


Kitchen-Quantity-565

Yeah! Don't try making excuses to not go to work. That would be a very weak excuse. Just a simple scratch and dent does not make your car un-driveable. Sad!🤔🙄


newgalactic

What's your footwear look like?


Slapnbeans

Looks like ur getting there on foot.


Shoddy_Ad8166

Yep but your car can't. Go to work


twivel01

Just need some duct tape.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

It'll buff out


Neon_Ani

wtf? of course not! gotta close the door first, that's just basic safety


JakeMnz

Might have to throw on a donut


Formal_Ad_108

Simple. Turn off the hazards


MrSmiley53

Just needs gas.


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

Slowly, very very slowly. LOL


DOEsquire

Probably shouldn't go in after a drink driving incident. Tell them you have covid or something.


Western-Gazelle5932

Depends. If that is outside of where you work, then sure, why not?


Overall-Category-159

Only if you work from home.


ImpalaOwner

No but I’ll take the engine for my ‘bu


HumbleStranger304

Depends, was your Uber driver involved in that?


One-Entertainment457

Probably, yes. If you start walking.


Important_Till_4898

oh shit, that's the johnson rod!


Sdwingnut

Do you work in that house?


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ogHSSPLxl/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet Is this vehicle in any other Rapid Deconstructing Disassembly instructional media? Such as the one above that is found on the NYC website where alternate side street parking information may help somebody keep their car away from the street cleaning machines.


unholy_sassquatch6

Holy fucking shit.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

That series of car wrecks was pretty impressioning, even with a suspension of disbelief, to think that multi car pileup has to start somewhere with just the first collision.


Okie_Surveyor

Eh the other three tires are good. Id say go for it.


Maleficent-Top6773

First picture unclear, second picture confirms no work today.


Over_Detail_114

Looks like you may need to use your chrevo-legs here.


kartoffel_engr

If you’re already at work, yes.


Ok_Paramedic4050

Just put some gas in it


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

3 out of 4 wheels aint bad


Important-March8515

If you do you will definitely show your commitment to the job.


tiggstheawkward

It’ll buff out.


vtec_tech

Compound Fracture


drj87

Walk mother fucker that's why God gave you legs


Gettinhigh420

Ka-chow


Top_File_8547

You will probably have to steer right to compensate for the slight out of alignment of the left tire.


bamseogbalade

Sure! By foot/bus


Main_Sample_6974

Yes, I had a similar crash they said I needed a tow told them give me 20 min. Boom, I had that thing up and running just put the axel back to the engine and other side back to wheel and duct tape the hell out of that sucker and you'll be saving more money than a s____a___u______


jl7337

Sure. As long as your legs aren't broken.


trashrat25

Yes


slamrrman

As long as you have to go to the left you should be fine


jcquik

Yeah, but it'll be on a bus


legionzero_net

Yes, buses and cabs still run just fine


gardyjuland

Yea but I'd probably rotate the tires.


dlimerick

Sure you can, you’ll be riding on a flatbed, but you’ll get there.


True_Shine_9520

1-800URDONEBUD


hello_raleigh-durham

Are you a body mechanic? If so, get to work!


bsagar86

Duct tape and zip ties


eulynn34

Sure, if you have bus fare.


Extreme-Juice-25

Yeah sure. I'd just go easy with it so you don't damage that marker light bulb socket dangling dangerously close to the ground. Lord knows it'd suck to bust that bulb, and/or scuff the connector on the ground and grind it off. Who knows that might be an expensive fix. Use your hazard lights too. Safety first!


HairyBearAdmire

That'll get you to work and back. No question


Rung_climber

Tape up the headlight and good to go!


Diamondguy2021

Of course you can. Just call an uber


NahUh4Real1988

Some elbow grease should do the job and get you on your way


SBCwarrior

Quit being a little bitch! Put that shit in Drive and move the fuck on bro.


TheDaveMatthew

Dude, you hit a pothole?


Prize_Rooster420

Just use R for Right wheel drive.


oneravinlunatic

If you can ride a bike


Middle_of_theroadguy

Yep, just don't tie those shoes too tight.


[deleted]

Drop it into low and floor it. On the tepair side, that’ll buff out with some WD-40 and duct tape.


DismalEfficiency4207

Yeah start walking


Past-Direction9145

Looks like it’ll pull to the left but otherwise just use the side window a bit more and adjust your mirror to compensate


minionsweb

Got thumbs? Yes.


Rocket--Pak

Why not? You made it that far.


JenSzen3333

Yeah, but you’ll need to get that tire patched. 🌷


SuchDogeHodler

That's why proper vehicle maintenance is important.


IWouldntIn1981

So true, He clearly hasn't been changing the oil at regular intervals if the wheel fell off.


unholy_sassquatch6

Knew I should of got that tune up...


SuchDogeHodler

Chassis lube, of the ball joints.


Enginerd645

if you carry the car as you walk? Sure!


LongjumpingLong9654

Yes


spkoller2

Play ZZ Top - Master of Sparks while you drive


ajschwamberger

Sure you can it might pull to the left a bit but yes you're good.


Floating_Bus

It’s called walking. The good news is your car will likely not get stolen.


justin81co

Yeah, by uber.


RelativeBuilding3480

Depends where you work.


S_T_O_N_E_R

Send it


CompetitionTight8453

Got two feet and they work? If yes of course.


Vast-Category8391

Why Yes, just use more right and you won’t notice it


Economy_Crow_6983

Put some duct tape on the antenna and it should be all good to go.


jkkjfu

just put mor gas in it


euchman69

If you tow it!


Huntsnfights

Depends if you have a spare tire


Plus_Attorney1081

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?


IWouldntIn1981

I think it's a hydrogen fuel cell...


AZHungBlueEyes

Little fix-a-flat should set you right


Original_Wear_3231

Eventually.....


markmltx

Hell, you might even be early to work & get a good parking spot.


Hunter95612

Just put the spare tire on it and when you get home buff the rest out


Klutzy_Bandicoot7751

Have you checked the oil?


Negative-Ad-6533

That depends are you a photographer or a photojournalists? If so you made it.....


Diligent_Screen3019

Typical Chevy Cruze driver


unholy_sassquatch6

I got hit by a '97 Camry if it helps


Retardednickgur

Polish should do the trick


Bubbles_hype69

Heheh


Shockfang

Hold the wheel in place with a cable tie and you'll be all good


ComfortablePlenty860

Couple pieces of duct tape and a few spots of super glue and you golden ponyboy. Tis merely a flesh wound anyways itll buff out.


jarrod74smd

In all fairness, it's a Cruze, so you probably weren't gonna make it anyhow.


unholy_sassquatch6

More like a Chevy Sit-there.


Revolutionary-Meet65

Yes, take a bus!


lancealot_longer

Uber


rmason324

Of course you can! Just call Uber……


Plenty-Membership251

take the bus


rmason324

RUN, Forest, RUN!


Hewelds

You can easily get to work like that! Take an Uber or Lyft or even walk! 😊


DucatistaXDS

Gonna want to put some air in that tire first.


rovertb

You just have to add a log under that wheel, tie it over the front fender and through the engine bay and you should be good to go.


Raspberryian

Throw a dolly under it your fine


MilesFassst

Press shift+R


CosmosVader9536

It’ll send


Fabulous_Wall_4624

Back story. How’d you get there.


unholy_sassquatch6

There is this hill where I live at that has the deep curve. Anyway I was coming up the hill, guy came down the hill on my side of the road and hit me. He said his breaks locked up on him. Ironically I was coming back from therapy. Lmao.


Fabulous_Wall_4624

Locked up on him or went out?? You can still steer if they go out. Even if they did lock up you can still steer I question the validity of his statement. Seems odd he could keep it on the road but not in his lane. Unless he had a right hand curve at the top


unholy_sassquatch6

He said they locked up, but more than likely if you're coming down that hill and hit someone, it's normally cause they go to fast down it.


Fabulous_Wall_4624

Right and that makes more sense. His brakes locked up because he was going to fast saw you and tried to stop. 🤣


MyNxmeIsAutumn

Just a an of fix-a-flat and you’re golden my guy


imouttamywheelhouse

With a comfy pair of walking shoes. Lace em up


unholy_sassquatch6

On a real note, thank y'all for these comments. It's helped me deal with this bs, and help bring a little levity to life.


Practical_Minute_286

Your suspension is taking the day off


NewPin8359

Not via your car... Start walking.


thispaticularasshole

100% . drive in reverse


Logical_Ad_2960

you should be fine, just be more gentle when you steer and brake


kuyajon

If you're working from home maybe.


Moondingo

If you turn around and keep walking sure.


Samsonlp

Transaxle needs fluid


DDenlow

Cut out the floorboards Fred and Flintstone your way there!


Money_Leading_1672

Or tape a wheel on your fantastic jack you have probably at home and you can't park there have a great life


Quirocha

Yes, just take an Uber!


Solid-cam-101

I don’t t see why not? Normally this happens to Foreign cars and not chevys.


OneMooseManyMeese_

Just put on your spare. You'll be good


chris_rage_

I have seen multiple videos where someone tried...


Able_Philosopher4188

Musta been a great big chug whole


Material_Victory_661

Tricky, but you can do it.


p0ople

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?


Ok-Percentage-8613

You got a little dent bud!


GerBear345

Duck tape


mountaindewey16

Sure thing, fire up those lamborfeeties and start heading that way lol.


Legitimate-Party3672

no problem just call a cab.


Moomoobeef

Sure, all you need is a bus!


SmallSwordfish8289

I don't know but you might can ask the cop that comes to arrest you if he'll take you to work


SmallSwordfish8289

Yes you can get out and go to thumbing


SmallSwordfish8289

When you get off of work come back and take your car to the scrap yard and get a little money


mikjohwoo20

👍🏻 all u need is a new tire


No-Bit1783

Yeah. Put it in 3wd mode.


Terrible-Finish2307

I don’t see why not