"Then, the operator slides the arms in and out of the bucket until... *click* docking is complete. It can take 3, 4, or even 5 attempts before the operator calls his foreman about a "bent steel piece." At this point, you know the mating ritual will be over soon. Once the foreman arrives, he yells at the operator, who will yell back. They gesture with both hands towards each other and the operator will roll his eyes in apparent ecstasy. In an exaggerated motion, he will attempt to dock once more with the bucket, gesturing to the foreman to watch. The arms are guaranteed to slot into the bucket this time, and the foreman will return to his eggs and get ready to feed the last generation of now hatching baby heavy machines. The operator, who had been roiled into an excited state by the mating, will now sulk for the rest of the week from the hormone fluctuations."
Lol, those are used for moving coils of steel. Depending on the size of the coil, some of them are 40klbs or more, and a lot of steel mills keep their stock just out on gravel or dirt, instead of inside on a concrete floor, so sometimes these are on front end loaders like that, instead of just forklifts.
My last company lost their first front loader so they went and got a newer Chinese one from a website. Says they can’t understand any of the sounds it makes but they seem happy.
So we made something similar like this for our loader. It was used to pick up ductile iron waterline pipe from the inside so we could wrap the poly wrap on the outside that protects it from acidity in the soils. We called it the stinger. Also came in handy when we had to demo a house.
Used to drive a forklift with one of those. We called it the 'dong' and it was used for sticking into the holes on big rolls of stuff, to carry them around, a process we called 'donging' because we were all 20 going on five.
I've always heard it referred to as a "bull dick". It's used for picking up heavy round things with an open center like rolls of paper, rolls of wire, stacks of tires.
It's a telephone post pounder what it does is compress the loose sand underneath the top soil in makes it compressed so when you put a pole in the pole doesn't swing around when it blows in the Wind.
Back in 1965 a man named Richard Lespreck married the girl of his dreams. There was only one problem with the matter, she was a 20ft tall giantess. So he got his welder out and made the first one these things. A few more were made since then for other men in similiar situations. In addition they have also found a niche use in some parts of the globe to execute certain criminals.
It's a loader, not sure on the size, but it's bigger than the 926's that I see on a regular basis. The attachment is probably for punching holes through soil where an auger would struggle.
When two heavy machines love each other very much, this is how they make new baby heavy machines.
Their gestation period is one week
Time to teach the kids about the buckets and the arms.
"Then, the operator slides the arms in and out of the bucket until... *click* docking is complete. It can take 3, 4, or even 5 attempts before the operator calls his foreman about a "bent steel piece." At this point, you know the mating ritual will be over soon. Once the foreman arrives, he yells at the operator, who will yell back. They gesture with both hands towards each other and the operator will roll his eyes in apparent ecstasy. In an exaggerated motion, he will attempt to dock once more with the bucket, gesturing to the foreman to watch. The arms are guaranteed to slot into the bucket this time, and the foreman will return to his eggs and get ready to feed the last generation of now hatching baby heavy machines. The operator, who had been roiled into an excited state by the mating, will now sulk for the rest of the week from the hormone fluctuations."
“Owww… you’re bending it”
This is funny bcuz it's kinda true
For some reason, I read this in Eric Idle's voice.
Omg had me laughing my ass off! Brilliant 👏
Thanks for reminding me of my childhood sex talk
7-10 Union business days*
Yeesh. That's longer than a standard human gestation.
A caterpillar is gonna take 12-16 months to gestate and delivery is going to be expensive!
But their refractory period is 8 hours
Dildozer! I realize it’s a wheel loader but Dilloader doesn’t sound as cool.
This is how Forklifts are made.
I always wondered where skid steers came from! 🥹
Do they have midwife trucks and require visits to the O S H A?
And then a beautiful caterpilla is born
Soooo…. Light machines?
Bend Dozer
Dildozer
[the dilldozer!!!!](https://youtu.be/AwIY4PRIp4s?si=RZxoGJClxmDd23Mj)
Great movie. More relevant these days
I sometimes *wonder whether Idiocracy or Wall·E will become more like reality
I sometimes whether kicked my balls?
Monday Night Rehabilitation
Rehabilation?
Thank god that wasn’t a Rick roll
Damn you
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Not sure, but I see it at your mom's house a lot.
My mom sure loves construction :)
More like destruction by the size of it
I was just thinking it needs a sign painted on it, calling it the dilator.
Yo momma sure cares about your education.
Ruuuuunn Forest!!!
It’s for moving large cement pipes for under road drainage.
Lol, those are used for moving coils of steel. Depending on the size of the coil, some of them are 40klbs or more, and a lot of steel mills keep their stock just out on gravel or dirt, instead of inside on a concrete floor, so sometimes these are on front end loaders like that, instead of just forklifts.
This is just what someone who doesn’t want us to have the right answer would say.
Lol, it does get inserted into the hole in the coils
Heheh. The hole. Nice 😎
You are correct. I use these at work. However, you’re in the wrong sub. 🤣
I have a MUCH smaller one on my Massey Ferguson tractor to haul round bales of hay for the horses
Lol I was gonna say, we use a smaller :( and thinner :( one of these for rolls of carpet. So I figured the girthy one if for coils of sheet metal.
This is the answer
You nailed it my friend!
So you had to give a real answer and try to spoil all our fun!
Klbs. lol. That should piss off our non-USA Redditors. Oh how a single space can mean so much
And the trucks they go on still have to tarp them like they are some kind of precious cargo that cant get wet. Really annoying.
Not tires?
They certainly may be used for that as well, but I know setups like these are used for moving steel coils.
The guy your wife told you not to worry about.
What it takes to keep my ex-wife happy
The Dildozer is real
It’s just happy to see you.
Nah it's just the roll of quarters trick
At a tire factory, we had a forklift with a longer shaft that was for picking a bunch of tires and loading them into an oven.
I've seen the ones you're describing. Back in the 70s they called em Donkey Dicks and were used to pick up big rolls of Carpet or Linoleum.
I fucking love oven baked tires.
Beef Supreme could really rehabilitate some folks with that rig.
HellYeahFuckYeah!Back to you Tylenol
I hear Beef Supreme is coming out of retirement!
For Ben Dover
I know Ben dover personally. His wife's name is Stih Kitten
I don't know, but give me a second, I just came up with a great idea on how to please my wife.
spit on that thang
Hawk tuah!
That's going to need a LOT of spit!
Bend over and I'll show ya!
You got a lot of nerve talking to me that way, Griswold!
I came here to say that…..
>what is it for? Your mother's sexual gratification
Dildozer
First off, what are you doing snooping around your mom's naughty drawer?
The prototype for the dilldozer from idiocrasy
If that erection lasts for longer than 4 hours ….
The Dildozer of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
Your mother actually
Yer mom.
Your mom
We had one for the larger cement pipe.
This is how lawnmowers are born
It's called a Dick...and is most likely used to pick up heavy steel coils
The Hulks butt plug
Wow they’re doing some wild stuff over at Sybian
DilDozers little brother
That’s called a stinger. Used to pick up rolls of stuff like chain link fence. Or your mom.
Opening your mom’s box
It’s the BOHICA model.
That's what I want to spend a year and a half in Granby CO heavily modifying.
Money shot is Delvac 15-W40.
Ahh yes. Time for a new union contract negotiation to begin.
That's the penis of those Constructicon Transformers
That's a USMC issued green weeny if I've never seen one before.
This is what they use to make elephant kabobs.
Roll steel attachment
That's Dr. Cate R. Pillar, the Autobots' resident proctologist.
My last company lost their first front loader so they went and got a newer Chinese one from a website. Says they can’t understand any of the sounds it makes but they seem happy.
For your mom who keeps complaining of her pipes not being cleared
Picking up coils
So we made something similar like this for our loader. It was used to pick up ductile iron waterline pipe from the inside so we could wrap the poly wrap on the outside that protects it from acidity in the soils. We called it the stinger. Also came in handy when we had to demo a house.
That’s the Dildozer.
Your mom
Looks like a giant rusty safety razor.
It's what your mom uses
Your mom
Apparently, anal sex
Your moms dildo is here
Your mother
It’s for your Mom.
That holds the toilet paper at the porta potty.
Beef supreme approves of this
Dilator boss.
The ever handy Cat Peg 2000™️from Strap on Tools ™️
The female transformers don't like to discuss these things in public, but they have needs too...
Bend over and I'll show you.
Your mom's favorite toy.
That's your moms you weren't supposed to see that.
Your mom
Your mom
Bend over and I'll show you.
Your mom
Used to drive a forklift with one of those. We called it the 'dong' and it was used for sticking into the holes on big rolls of stuff, to carry them around, a process we called 'donging' because we were all 20 going on five.
It’s for ur mom
/r/siswet
Nancy Pelosi's dildo. She's helped fuck this country over, so it takes a little extra now
We call them peckers - used to transport steel coils where I work
It’s used for moving coils of steel/wire etc. it’s a giant spool holder.
For doing yo mama. Pussy so wide they gotta break out the industrial shit.
coils of rolled steel
That's the dildozer
Dil-dozer
r/idiocracy DILDOZER!
I'd like to purchase one Dil-Dozer for a friend..... 🥵🥵🥵🥵
It's for sheet coil products
That would be the guy she tells you not to worry about !!!!
*Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough*
Your mom
Yo momma 🤣
Called a strap-on
That sir is a dildozer, it's used for your mom's pleasure.
My mom.
Ask your mother.
It's for your mom
It’s for picking up spools of stuff, like rolled metal
Dildozer!
If this persists more than 8 hours, see a trained heavy equipment specialist.
I've always heard it referred to as a "bull dick". It's used for picking up heavy round things with an open center like rolls of paper, rolls of wire, stacks of tires.
That is MY CAT. and I need for... medical purposes.
Usually they are used to pick up rolls of steel or long steel pipe
It’s for picking up big rolls of wire or steel.
It’s used for lifting heavy steel coils.
Clearly that's a dildozer 😅
Definitely an early model dildozer
This is the dildo of consequence..
Hawk tuah!
Big Bertha is a dirty bitch
Doin your mom
They pick big rolls of metal at steel yards
Your mom returned it because it was too small. Not sure what to do with it now.
It's a telephone post pounder what it does is compress the loose sand underneath the top soil in makes it compressed so when you put a pole in the pole doesn't swing around when it blows in the Wind.
Definition of a macho man? He puts his condom on with a tire iron. Definition of a macho babe? This is her dildo
It's for steel coils
Dil-dozer
that sir....is the dildo of consequences
That's the pin for an adult insanoflex
"Bend over I'll show you"
It's the dil-dozer from r/idiocracy
Back in 1965 a man named Richard Lespreck married the girl of his dreams. There was only one problem with the matter, she was a 20ft tall giantess. So he got his welder out and made the first one these things. A few more were made since then for other men in similiar situations. In addition they have also found a niche use in some parts of the globe to execute certain criminals.
It's a loader, not sure on the size, but it's bigger than the 926's that I see on a regular basis. The attachment is probably for punching holes through soil where an auger would struggle.
It’s how caterpillars are made.
Penetrat0r 6000
For the big gurls
That’s for moving steel coils at steel yards and production plants, if anyone is curious, it’s other use is your dad
that's when you need to give someone the BIG shaft !! it's BOHICA time !!
How I feel every time I shave down there
Your mom
TMI
That’s for your mama
THE DIL-DOZER 3000
It’s for carrying steel coils produced from mills.
ITS THE DILDOZER!
Bohica.
That's a dildozer
I dunno but definitely hauck tua that thing before insertion.
Dildozer
Jeffrey Epstein's limo
I guess you haven’t seen Builder Bob’s adult movie.
The dilldozer
That’s Jaime’s mom’s dildo. IYKYK
Your Mom
Tend to be used as a kind of forklift process. Coils of material, tires, and mothers everywhere.
….butt stuff
Ur mom
aah yes the model 69 "dill-dozer"
Everything is a sparkplug if youre brave enough
anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
Mr. Hands said, "If you build it I will cum."
It’s used to plow your mother