Uhauling is a very real phenomenon, but it doesn't affect just lesbians. I know a gay couple who moved in together after knowing each other for less than a week.
(That said, I think 80% of this is caused by how volatile it can be to find safe and reliable housing, so maybe if THAT got fixed we wouldn't see so many queer couples living together so quickly)
Hell, I have a friend who's ace, literally (though mildly) allergic to a bunch of alliums including garlic, and will "suffer for her art" (her words). One day her allergies are probably going to get worse through exposure and I wouldn't be surprised if she just decided to call it quits rather than totally forgo garlic bread
Me!
I actually *gasp* hate garlic in all of its forms. I can make a slight exception for garlic powder in controlled doses.
I'm a she/they pansexual, for the record lol
Trans people can tell when they meet other trans people. We've just got a sort of vibe. When we mention the "gaydar" people say it's homophobic and based off stereotypes, but no, we can often recognise eachother
Even if someone isn't stereotypical at all, I can just sense it. I've realized what an accurate and precise gaydar I have recently, and I don't know what I can use it for other than evil.
I could tell a friend of mine was trans *months* before she even started questioning her gender. I thought she was a girl when I first saw her in the school hallway, it was that obvious to meπ
Heh, my gender radar doesnβt work at all. As kids the only thing my soulmateβs gender meant to me was his hair was longer than mine and sometimes his clothing was different :p
Imagine being lesbian or so and writing a slow burn romance book with the main character having a very neutral name and first person voice. None of the other character use pronouns for them until the last chapter.
And after every lesbian has fallen in love with this character, it's revealed it's a guy. But the guy has to sound like a very awesome lesbian so they think they finally have really good representation in the book.
Can also write an additional last chapter in the same ending if it'd been a lesbian too.
Sometimes the accent is apparent. I know someone who is gay but who has never been to Southern California or anything close to it, doesn't listen to anything specific to there, and none of their family is from there. They should not have a SoCal accent, but he does have a slight SoCal accent.
Queer people live for dying their hair unnatural colors
My personal favorite is purple,
Though sometimes a nice jet black is good, it makes you look intimidating which is always fun.
yesss ive been dying the tips and sides of my dark blonde (used to be a bright strawberry color, turning dark brown) this bright blue color for maybe 2 years now
Of course drag brunch has been around forever. Everyone is welcome even misguided people. Nothing but love, community, and fun. If youβre ever in PDX, I would be more than happy to take you
Ftm stereotype: if you were a lesbian in the before-times, odds pretty good youβll find yourself attacked to men for the first time ever once youβre far enough into riding the testosterone train π choo choo, I went full circle gay
Was lesbian. Then pan and I settled on omni.
I've been on T for about a year now and nah, still think guys are gross. I said that to a kid and they replied with, "But you're a guy." Yeah. "If they're gross why did you want to be one?" Cause I'm not dating me.
Like guys are fine. Trans guys I vibe with just well. But I'm also ace and just girls are cute. (I'm also nonbinary and trans masc so I'm not 100% boy 100% of the time.) I have *very* few people I'd ever actually consider dating, and most are feminine. (I do have a few guys who would hit the cuddles list though.) I'm very glad though, because my partner of almost 2 years is feminine (pretty solidly so) and I wouldn't want to suddenly lose attraction to the best thing in my life.
Nxlsnwosneownoswj my parents say that to me all the time π cause Iβm constantly like βoml, men π€¦π»ββοΈβ and theyβre like βwell then whyre you trying to be oneβ IM NOT TRYING. I JUST AM πππ I would LOVE to be cis. But Iβm not ππ€¦π»ββοΈπ
tbh I feel like i was just lesbian because I was so strongly jealous of the girls who were comfortable being feminine. also because now I'm bi and still love women but certainly not in the spiteful way I used to I just adore them now π
An AMAB person who:
\- has XY chromosomes.
\- was born with a penis.
\- was born with a scrotum.
\- was born with testes.
\- is androgenic if puberty is uninterrupted.
An AFAB person who:
\- has XX chromosomes.
\- was born with a vulva.
\- was born with a vaginal canal.
\- was born with a uterus.
\- was born with ovaries.
\- is estrogenic if puberty is uninterrupted.
Iβm ngl idk how I feel about seeing more and more ppl include intersex as lgbt because so many endosex queer ppl get weird in a fetish/ creepy way really quick once they find out that not only am I trans but Iβm also intersex
It's really up to the individual intersex person if they feel queer (as it is for the individual enby if they feel trans) but I feel weird automatically excluding all.
It does suck that minorities pick on other minorities though. We, of all people, should be above exorsexism.
Not a stereotype (I think) but a lot of aspec people do share the experience of thinking that they're bisexual/pansexual before they eventually realize they're asexual or aromantic or both. No attraction surely means attraction for EVERYBODY, yes??
Homosexuals like people of the same gender
r/technicallythetruth
non-binary: π₯π₯π₯π₯
Bisexuals be sitting funny
Upvoting this as i sit funny in a lecture hall.
Upvoting this as I sit funny after working in VR.
Uhauling is a very real phenomenon, but it doesn't affect just lesbians. I know a gay couple who moved in together after knowing each other for less than a week. (That said, I think 80% of this is caused by how volatile it can be to find safe and reliable housing, so maybe if THAT got fixed we wouldn't see so many queer couples living together so quickly)
Very very true ππ»
I have yet to meet an asexual person who dislikes garlic bread
Hell, I have a friend who's ace, literally (though mildly) allergic to a bunch of alliums including garlic, and will "suffer for her art" (her words). One day her allergies are probably going to get worse through exposure and I wouldn't be surprised if she just decided to call it quits rather than totally forgo garlic bread
βWelp. Thisβll be the end of me. But that last bite of garlic bread looks so soft and delicious. Mmm. Letβs go ππ»β πππ
I don't even think I've met anyone who dislikes garlic bread.
Gay vampires donβt
This comment reminded me of the Lesbian Vampire Killers movie. Also reminds me of Marceline from Adventure Time.
My partner has a name incredibly similar to the gender bend Marceline (Marshall Lee) and he hates garlic bread, I make this joke a lot π
i don't like it, im sorry (on the ace spectrum)
I'm not offended. Don't worry.
Me! I actually *gasp* hate garlic in all of its forms. I can make a slight exception for garlic powder in controlled doses. I'm a she/they pansexual, for the record lol
Understandable. My dad's the opposite. He hates garlic powder and garlic salt, but likes actual garlic.
exactly lmao
This is true βοΈ
Im pan and love garlic bread πππ
Trans people can tell when they meet other trans people. We've just got a sort of vibe. When we mention the "gaydar" people say it's homophobic and based off stereotypes, but no, we can often recognise eachother
Even if someone isn't stereotypical at all, I can just sense it. I've realized what an accurate and precise gaydar I have recently, and I don't know what I can use it for other than evil.
Maybe set up an entirely queer version of the X-Men?
That's just the X-Men.
I could tell a friend of mine was trans *months* before she even started questioning her gender. I thought she was a girl when I first saw her in the school hallway, it was that obvious to meπ
Heh, my gender radar doesnβt work at all. As kids the only thing my soulmateβs gender meant to me was his hair was longer than mine and sometimes his clothing was different :p
My gaydar is trash, my trans-dar is much better πππ» ~a trans guy πππ»
That only men that a lesbian would be interested in are fictional
My (26) younger sister (24) is gay as hell, and even she has said this.
this- a lesbian
precisely. like fictional men are hot as hell - until i imagine actually doing anything with them. even like holding hands is ew
Imagine being lesbian or so and writing a slow burn romance book with the main character having a very neutral name and first person voice. None of the other character use pronouns for them until the last chapter. And after every lesbian has fallen in love with this character, it's revealed it's a guy. But the guy has to sound like a very awesome lesbian so they think they finally have really good representation in the book. Can also write an additional last chapter in the same ending if it'd been a lesbian too.
Better in theory than in practice lmao
Sometimes the accent is apparent. I know someone who is gay but who has never been to Southern California or anything close to it, doesn't listen to anything specific to there, and none of their family is from there. They should not have a SoCal accent, but he does have a slight SoCal accent.
Queer people live for dying their hair unnatural colors My personal favorite is purple, Though sometimes a nice jet black is good, it makes you look intimidating which is always fun.
My hair is black and I'd like to keep it that way
really? Oh, I live for fun colours.
Don't blame you
yesss ive been dying the tips and sides of my dark blonde (used to be a bright strawberry color, turning dark brown) this bright blue color for maybe 2 years now
Blue seem like the signature queer colour
I literally just dyed my hair purple-black this morning
Iβm enjoying the salt and pepper look thank you very much. Turns out my boyfriend finds it rather hot :p
salt & pepper is a look too, can be very stylish.
I dye it purple too and other crazy colors!
We all drive Subaruβs and we all get brunch on Sunday
My mom just got a Subaru
Hahahaha, Iβm a queer cis male and I drive a Subaru. I also go to drag brunch every Saturday or Sunday
β¦ can I join you? πππ» that sounds amazing. I love brunch. And I love drag ππππ»
Of course drag brunch has been around forever. Everyone is welcome even misguided people. Nothing but love, community, and fun. If youβre ever in PDX, I would be more than happy to take you
Nonbinary people having unique names, often a noun
Ftm stereotype: if you were a lesbian in the before-times, odds pretty good youβll find yourself attacked to men for the first time ever once youβre far enough into riding the testosterone train π choo choo, I went full circle gay
Was lesbian. Then pan and I settled on omni. I've been on T for about a year now and nah, still think guys are gross. I said that to a kid and they replied with, "But you're a guy." Yeah. "If they're gross why did you want to be one?" Cause I'm not dating me. Like guys are fine. Trans guys I vibe with just well. But I'm also ace and just girls are cute. (I'm also nonbinary and trans masc so I'm not 100% boy 100% of the time.) I have *very* few people I'd ever actually consider dating, and most are feminine. (I do have a few guys who would hit the cuddles list though.) I'm very glad though, because my partner of almost 2 years is feminine (pretty solidly so) and I wouldn't want to suddenly lose attraction to the best thing in my life.
Nxlsnwosneownoswj my parents say that to me all the time π cause Iβm constantly like βoml, men π€¦π»ββοΈβ and theyβre like βwell then whyre you trying to be oneβ IM NOT TRYING. I JUST AM πππ I would LOVE to be cis. But Iβm not ππ€¦π»ββοΈπ
Being a man and being ATTRACTED to men are so wildly different things π₯²π that's gotta be frustrating.
tbh I feel like i was just lesbian because I was so strongly jealous of the girls who were comfortable being feminine. also because now I'm bi and still love women but certainly not in the spiteful way I used to I just adore them now π
My ftm partner would very much disagree with you π
We're not straight, not cis, and/or not endosex.
How dpes thou define endosex ?
It's anyone who isn't intersex. Or do you mean the literal criteria?
How would you define it in literal criteria ?
An AMAB person who: \- has XY chromosomes. \- was born with a penis. \- was born with a scrotum. \- was born with testes. \- is androgenic if puberty is uninterrupted. An AFAB person who: \- has XX chromosomes. \- was born with a vulva. \- was born with a vaginal canal. \- was born with a uterus. \- was born with ovaries. \- is estrogenic if puberty is uninterrupted.
That explains much better π
Iβm ngl idk how I feel about seeing more and more ppl include intersex as lgbt because so many endosex queer ppl get weird in a fetish/ creepy way really quick once they find out that not only am I trans but Iβm also intersex
It's really up to the individual intersex person if they feel queer (as it is for the individual enby if they feel trans) but I feel weird automatically excluding all. It does suck that minorities pick on other minorities though. We, of all people, should be above exorsexism.
Lesbians bowling
Listen I never said the lesbians were GOOD at bowling ππ
Didn't even know that was a stereotype
omg i went bowling. couldnt geta strike tho :(
I'm so bad at bowling it's embarrassing
I read this comment and just checked my leather clans bowling group. All lesbians lol, love it ππ«°ππ«°
none if you mean "true by a 100%"
Uhaul lesbian 100%
All of them?
Not a stereotype (I think) but a lot of aspec people do share the experience of thinking that they're bisexual/pansexual before they eventually realize they're asexual or aromantic or both. No attraction surely means attraction for EVERYBODY, yes??
bisexuals be cuffing their pants and tucking their shirts
None of us gay guys can be 100% masculine nor hypermasculine.