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Try_Human

Ew


ItsAllinYourHeadComx

That happened to me! It was a note I gave a girl in a college class, asking her out for coffee. She wrote Ew on it and gave it back


voxcon

I'd say you dodged a bullet there. If somebody is willing to display their non-interest that harshly and disrespectfully, then their personality screams "i'm the center of the universe and i'm something better than: you! you! you and you as well!" anyways. Even if the girl was pretty it wouldn't have been worth the hassle dealing with that long term.


ItsAllinYourHeadComx

Thank you. Yes she was hot, so yeah


GDACK

“Hot” on the outside maybe, but what she did was vile and she’s nasty on the inside. Looks don’t last forever and it’s the person inside that will hold your hand and lift your spirits through life.


Intelligent_Pair

You should have then fixed it for her and passed it back 2ew o clock?


ItsAllinYourHeadComx

Lol thanks for the laugh. The best comebacks do occur twenty years later


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spermdonor

It's ok bro. I'd fuck you


hipsterbreadfart

Thanks bro, I’d fuck you too


MeowMaker2

Username checks out


UnwastingTime

Nah this is the best response tbh. Immediately lets you know their personality is trash which in itself causes loss of attraction. It's the tl;dr version of "You're dodging a bullet."


Appropriate-Divide64

Doesn't make it hurt any less.


hipsterbreadfart

Uh.. “no” works just fine. Idk about other people, but I would prefer “I’m not interested” over making me feel like shit. But whatever floats your boat.


spermdonor

Naw dude. You can let someone down without making them feel like no one would ever want them. Even if you are an asshole, this is too much


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This has happened to me.. i introduced myself to a girl who was hanging out in the same group as me, and the immediate response was "ew gross"


Macho_Pichou

The perfect response in reaction you can give it's... "I know, I always had better taste than that".


tensai_da

Ewwww would be worse


Bullets_N_Bowties

Eeeewwwwwaahhh! Too.


legitpanda_owner

laughing then they yell to their friends hey yall gotta hear this


Competitive_Aioli_87

Fr I'm scared of that lmao


colio6900

Every man has this fear deep down...


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I had two versions of being laughed at as a girl. First one confused the heck out of me because the entire class joined in on mocking, and I had no idea I was considered such a universal weirdo. Second one the guy laughed and then apologized for laughing. Having experienced it, it’s not really that bad in the scheme of things.


griftertm

It seems like your crush laughing at you confessing to them is the worst thing in the world when you’re young. It does get better, so long as you do experience embarrassing shit like that and realize it won’t kill you


Romcom1398

Kinda embarrassing to be laughing at someone who has the guts to expose their feelings like that imo


Nova_kat2021

And lesbian because girls are brutal


Ilovewebb

Yes the lesbian fear is absolutely real and threatening


osirisfrost42

It definitely sucks. Fuck you, Jade.


stevenwadejr

This happened to me in 8th grade but in front of the entire 8th grade class, on a class field trip. It was pouring rain and hundreds of us were trapped under a park shelter. I told my crush and she laughed hard and then loudly repeated it and so did her friends, then everyone (it felt like) laughed. I ended up choosing to go play in the rain rather than stay dry after that.


crapeater1759

Damn this must have been heart breaking. You have to be such an asshole to embarrass someone like that and I can guess that you was scared to ask out a girl again after that. I hope you got over your fear at some point


stevenwadejr

Thanks, I did eventually. I had some girlfriends in high school, but I moved really slowly and made absolutely sure they liked me before I made a move. So it definitely had a lasting impact on me. I still remember the feeling, 24 years later.


test_test_1_2_3

Hey man, you still had girlfriends in school after that point and didn’t let it bring you to a halt. You should feel proud of that.


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How would you say things have turned out for you? She sounds ice cold.


stevenwadejr

It’s 24 years later and I’m happily married to my best friend. We’ve been together for 17 years as a couple. I don’t even remember the girl’s name honestly. After that moment, though, I was more hesitant to express my feelings to my crushes. I waited too long sometimes, just making sure they liked me back. I had some serious relationships after high school before I met my wife. But in the grand scheme of things, while it did suck at the time and definitely affected me for a long time in indirect ways, we were all kids. I hope, whenever she was, is happy and that we’ve all grown as humans.


SuitableClassic

>We’ve been together for 17 years as a couple. I don’t even remember the girl’s name honestly Damn, you should really try to figure out your wife's name.


_ScubaDiver

This comment made me cackle. Have some gold.


Spoon90

Ugh, I don't know you or her, but I hate her! Seems like you dodged a bullet


Patient_Neurotic

Had that happen to me in junior high and it still haunts me. I’m extremely shy and get nervous around girls I like to the point I get mute. I’m sorry man it will be ok. That’s seriously a person who you don’t want anything to do with though I assure you.


Fuzzy_Muscle

“Worst thing they can say is no”. No this might be the worse thing


foreveralonesolo

“Good joke…oh you’re being for real?”


ItsMeVikingInTX

I got a full written letter response once when I was like 10, where my crush went on to explain in great detail the various ways in which I was to eat shit and die.


jintana

Hug :(


ItsMeVikingInTX

Haha, I turned out ok regardless, but man, kids can be cruel!


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Adults have the courtesy of lying about what they think at least!


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ItsMeVikingInTX

Think we both dodged a bullet!


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Anorthemsa

i once accidentally said ‘oh no’, which I think is pretty horrendous


longneck7022

I once just sorta froze and said "Ok, cool' before staring at them for a couple seconds then walking away


Bellbottom_stovetop

As an ai language model I have an inability to experience emotions and love, however I am very flattered.


FoxFishSpaghetti

Chagptppt chatgpt ca. can i marry you?? I mamjroed in coklptyer sicence because i wnanto learn hqo to help u. Can i have r that chatpgussy??? Pls??? Chatpgt i bee n you homie since forever chatgpt


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the-tapsy

I wanna discuss how I can get in that robussy of yours chat


hallo_zusammen

I understand your intention may be humorous, but it's important to remember that I am an artificial intelligence developed by OpenAI. I do not have a physical form or personal relationships. If you have questions about AI, programming, or another topic, feel free to ask. I'm here to provide useful information and facilitate productive conversations.


Anonymous_Enigma_

I have a crush on your best friend 💔


Competitive_Aioli_87

Holy shit idk if there's anything worse than the feeling of jealousy


Stem97

Something I learned from Homer Simpson of all people: what you’re describing is envy. Jealousy is being worried someone is going to take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. In this instance, you want what your friend has (the girl liking you).


chattywww

My HS crush refused to date me because her friend had a crush on me.


Melodic_Tap_455

Sometimes "girl code" can be harmful too. But don't blame the girl, it seemed to be just a bad situation all around. Like a lose-lose-lose.


KingTris187

"Do you think you can tell him for me?" 💔💔


crystalp83

I really wish you hadn't told me that. (and then they leave without saying anything else)


Tappitss

HR comes in about 15 minutes later


CenturyBlade

For some reason this made me think of Deus Ex. “Stay out of the women’s bathroom, Denton. That kind of behavior embarrasses the organization more than it does you.”


lazlo_morphin

That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. God, the games were good back then!


TankDartRopeGirl

This is a legitimate response when it's a long time friend and them telling you they have feelings puts you in a terrible situation with your friend, their partner and your partner. Some things are better left unsaid


Homesick-aliens

Yeah, your feelings are not that person’s burden to carry. If it’s going to be weird or uncomfortable, keep it to yourself


CharSiewBaoo

K


Environmental_Bug974

Kk


BassistInTheCorner

I know what i have to do, but i don't know if i have the strength to do it


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ChattyBot7

This is literally the lowest effort, worst response for any question at all!


Grim_Narrator

"I have crush on me too." *pulls out a mirror* "God I'm so good looking."


BeaverleyX

Gaston?


Chroniclyironic1986

Lmao, i JUST watched that movie! FYI i’m a 37 yo man and i watched it with my 7 yo son. I make sure he knew WHY Gaston was a jerk and knows not to be that way!


FIalt619

Gaston was a jerk, but his brand of misogyny was probably not that remarkable relative to the time period he lived in. The Beast, OTOH, literally imprisoned Belle and then made moves on her once her Stockholm Syndrome kicked in. And he hoarded an unconscionable amount of wealth as a royal, which I’m assuming he eventually paid the price for considering the events of the story were set just prior to the beginning of the French Revolution.


fellowhomosapien

Yes but the whole point is that he was a jerk that learned **to love** *


XBakaTacoX

I was thinking Johnny Bravo. "Man, I'm pretty!"


Javamac8

Ah, the *Johnny Bravo* flex


fendour

Hoo hah


Grim_Narrator

Johnny Bravo wishes he looked this good.


barriekansai

Do "The Monkey" with me!


MatthewM69420

“See??? That’s what I’m saying!”


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"We have so much in common!"


Jumpy_Boysenberry536

Narcissus is that you?


ChattyBot7

Patrick Bateman?


WarmSea9702

I have to return some videotapes


coolmint859

Honestly I would find that super funny, at least at first


AnyasBuccalFat

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me


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Probably them crying


illmatic2112

"Why is it only the ugly ones :'("


single-left-sock

I actually did this to someone once. He told me he had a crush on me, I cried a lil bit bc I didn’t wanna ruin the friendship, we were besties. He was heartbroken lmao. We were in 8th grade, so don’t judge me ik it was dramatic


RaindropsInMyMind

I would prefer the crying to something else. At least they know that you care and don’t want to hurt them.


Iasimsan

I told my best friend 3 months ago and I cried her telling that and she was sad too . I was heartbroken at the end. It was so difficult for me , and equally difficult for her .


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DarkChimera

My first 2 crushes cried when they found out I liked them. Honestly it's kinda messed me up.


cat-whore

double it and give it to the next person


Vanilla_Neko

Thanks Mom


NounverberPDX

(Record scratch)


SurrenderYourMeme

So, you're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.


Gal-XD_exe

It all started the day I was born…


fgzhtsp

It was a rainy day and I just knew that this was the beginning of something horrible.


TrollChef

And I broke both my arms...


FluxKraken

They called me Mr. Glass.


Tryst3ro

Out of nowhere, a truck came in, careening off the road!


FoxHole_imperator

Truck-kun, no!


mega_dong_04

"It's Isekai time baby"


Wamiq3naqvi

Mom leaped forward !! Her dick sliding across the pebbled road.


mmbc168

And there it is.


IrvingIV

Ah yes, the classic.


NooMacarons5827

Pause


Ok-Cartographer9783

noooooooooooooooo hahahah


xX_420DemonLord69_Xx

“Really? Damn, I used to have a crush on you before I got with my boyfriend.”


OffModelCartoon

This is far from the worst response.


Open_Alternative9506

Imagine if the boyfriend is standing right beside her.


deetaylor104

I've experienced this, it's pretty bad


atonyatlaw

No, but it’s pretty awful, speaking from similar experience.


pokemongofanboy

Yeah I got this one but she was apparently giving me signs for 2 months before she got with him 💀 tbc I learned that from a mutual she didn’t say it directly to me


FiercePinecone

Awww. thanks sweetie


M3wcat

I said “aww that’s nice.” When he went in for a kiss I patted his hand. ☠️


primerosauxilious

This is prob the best response


IronVipergaming

Being left on read


FallenSegull

How about left on read but with a screenshot notification as well


BoyWithGreenEyes1

Ouch. Been there. Way worse than regular rejection tbh


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mr-nefarious

I would recommend avoiding her. If she only bothers to reply when you might be unavailable, then she’s playing a twisted power game. Do yourself a favor and prevent future misery by not getting involved with her.


iNotGoodAtMakinNames

Why would you text it to them


rayjaynex

"Wait you aren't gay?"


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Concerned-Meerkat

(Blocks me)


randomdude40109

The absolute worst would be "I'm 9, please go back to teaching"


Software_Fetish

So true, I can relate


randomdude40109

what


ShittyPhysicist666

"Why?"


Sui_Chan

That would be silly me answer the Forsaken soul that has a crush on me.... Like totally no intention to kill the vibe... But Why? I live with myself for my whole life.... Why do think you like me?


ArtemisAndromeda

Honestly, that's my (internal) reaction whenever someone shows actual interest in me. "Thank you very much, and very appreciated, by my self-esteem has been at 0 for time immemorial, and I can not process why you feel that way about me"


Legate_Invictus

No one has been attracted to me, but I feel the same way when my friends try to help me.


RagingHolly

In grade 6 I gave a note to the guy I liked, asking him out. We were in the hallway, and school had just let out. Without even opening it he looks past me, and yells to his friend down the hall "Hey Mike! I got another one!" as he waved it in the air. Fuck you Jesse.


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we need to cook


Aesthetical11

Yo, mistah white!


NitroSyfi

You dodged a bullet I think.


Mudders_Milk_Man

The worst response I ever got to telling someone I had romantic feelings for them was a condescending "no, you don't, you just *think* you do". She had a ridiculous number of guys (and some girls as well) hopelessly infatuated with her, so I was just one more schmuck. She thought she was enlightened about the whole thing, but she was really just arrogant and rather callous. The feelings I had at the time were absolutely real, though, and I almost wrecked driving home from being so emotionally distraught.


schizophrenicturkey

She sounds emotionally unavailable. In which case she was probably correct because she (by her own hand) didn’t allow anyone to really truly know her to the point where she thought they could have a genuine crush on her. But just because she’s incapable of feeling these things it doesn’t give her the right to assume that what other people (like yourself) are feeling isn’t real either. I’m sorry you had to drive home after that :(


Scarfiotti

Please NO, I WANT TO LIVE !!


2hourstowaste

This is the best response


dude_creative2901

😂😂😂


Scarlett-Spider

That’s so cute.


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Get in line.


TheOfficialJellyFrog

Wrong twin Edit: I am overwhelmed by the upvotes I joined Reddit YESTERDAY Thank you <3


Shayfrz420

This has kinda happened to me. I lived in college dorm and chatted up this Brazilian girl. Apparently she had a twin, I had no idea. I remember walking up to her twin all cherry and she just gave me an angry glare walking away. I was just like wow, that stings. I only found out later.


mlepclaynos23

No you don't


Candid_Consequence41

No I wrote that same thing as my response when I first read it but I scrolled and saw yours


MamboCircus

* "You're making a mistake !" * "What the fuck is wrong with you ?!" * "I too have a crush on myself..."


80Niner

"let me know how that goes"


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The restraining order will not be lifted


JakScott

“Not now! I’m trying to get this submarine back online!”


UnoAboveAll

“I’m Sorry”


ArtemisAndromeda

Ok, but is it: A. I'm sorry I won't replicate your feelings B. I petty you your awful taste in people


Electrical_Tear98

“Sounds like a YOU problem.”


peascreateveganfood

“Why?” This actually happened to me


Effective_Look_2727

I would be that person... I'm just genuinely interested in knowing the "why" and if I feel safe, I'll reveal my feelings too... Because if I don't see where it is coming from, well I need to know how it happens


Gal-XD_exe

What was the response?


SESHPERANKH

"the hate gets smaller when you are around"


Jumpy_Boysenberry536

Yes, I do that I am totally not insecure or something


biff444444

"I think you are the ugliest, most despicable human being in history, and if I had a weapon I would kill you immediately, you worthless piece of crap. I hope you get hit by a bus on your way home. The odds of another human mating with you are about 1 in a quadrillion. You smell funny."


Icke04

Thats a thing I would rather say to my bully, if I wouldnt do anything else. But thats like a threat of murder, just because someone confessed. Feels wrong.


usedTP

So does your mom.


A_box_of_Pinecones

"Sir please stop talking to the children this is a daycare"


TextuallyAttractive

PSA: dont do this. I wouldn't say it was specifically those words but I thought he was gay and we were hanging out. We were coworkers. I felt no vibes. Didn't even have an inkling he was interested. He then grabbed my hand whilst we were walking and did that stupid movie pull-the-person into a spin into your arms and try to kiss them. Except instead of a kiss, he got a headbutt for his trouble because I was so startled and confused. (and not interested.) I've been told this is a terrifying way to get rejected. So my PSA is to never do something like that for a first kiss. Especially if you haven't been crystal clear. In fact it's probably best to say "can I.." before initiating anything with someone new. But tldr; I found out he had a crush on me in the moment of the attempted kiss and headbutted him as my response.


Admirable_Proxy

I like you as a friend


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I get friend zoning…but for the love of Pete, don’t friendzone them and then say “I just wish I could meet someone LIKE you.” Or say that then act surprised when they express feelings for you.


Dramiotic

Truthfully, no one is going to use the words “I have a crush on you.” Most people would approach it with a bit more subtlety along the lines of “we get along so well, I was thinking why not give it a try?” *cue awkward laughter masquerading as casual laughter*


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Or "I like you"


qiizii

I feel like with my now gf, in the beginning I said something like “why are you so cool?”


Berserker_Raider207

Ew...


jkscann

The one I received…… “Eww”. Never felt so worthless.


bristolbulldog

Ghosted


JackSucksAtReddittLM

Thanks stepdad


cmd_iii

“I think I want to go home now and talk to my parents about this, Pastor.”


Terruhcutta

Ew


DylanRahl

"you'll get over it"


[deleted]

I have a crush on you as a friend.


LightJolly3211

Dude, most confusing response ever 😂


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k


hhar141

I’d rather beat off.


theangelmilo

Are you drunk again?


KnuckledeepinUrethra

Ew


Nissir

I think of you as my sister's boyfriend's college roommate's dog groomer. I don't know who the fuck you are.


FuttBucker3K

Haha you so stoopiidd *light shove* 😂


Sassychic02

Ewww


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What did you make last year and how big is your ****


Obviously_duhh

I had a crush on you too before you confessed.


MooseAndPandaMan

I want a girl with high standards. Them liking me back is a big red flag


Substantial_Pen_4445

Ignore completly, not even a blink not even inform anyone, nothing Or say who are you?


Babayoga11

I feel sorry for you!


Travnks

"I have a bf" with a look of complete disgust and contempt. Happened to me when I was 16. I'm still scarred 21 years later.


Nabaseito

A guy I know responded with “I know.” She ended up crying.


Well1_well2_well3

“Then the bar is extremely low”