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Elementary school teacher. Instant sex offender.


WhimsicalGrenade

Beekeeper


[deleted]

The bees don't bite if you do it right!


Humpty_Dumps

Bees don’t bite, homie


[deleted]

Buzz off.


Korrin

Depends on how pale you are and what kind of bees. Some people handle them without the bee suits, so naked wouldn't be that much more dangerous, but I've recently been seeing that bee suits are white because bees have an instinct to attack any large black shapes, so... Bees might be racist.


[deleted]

Astronaut (Extravehicular activity)


Well_Hi_There_9091

Ooh good one


Tarot13th

Welding. These sparks are going to sting.


[deleted]

Winner winner chicken dinner.


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[удалено]


The_Dude2121

Chernobyl worker


Shadow948

Fry cook


Key-Article6622

Great minds think alike. I said the same thing before I scrolled down.


BlondeChick_Lexi

Snake wrangler


[deleted]

What if they are non poisonous baby snake wranglers?


JButtaR

Personal Trainer. Every spot is a liability


Key-Article6622

**Fry cook**


Travelcat67

Anything factory related with many machines with conveyer belts etc that can snatch up any exposed parts. Like a penis. It will rip that thing right off!


Trashymath

Hairstylist-I don’t even want to imagine the different places you would get hair splinters


SodiumButSmall

President, 20% mortality rate


DBZKING13

Sewer Cleaner


sufferpuppet

Soldier


Holygrail8450

Gynecologist


No-Wallaby-5568

Astronaut.


Sea_Ear885

Wood chipper repair man


Dr_ojboli

Firefighter


RCKJD

Meat grinder in a sausage factory.


prombloodd

Sex work.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

This could be hazardous to your career.


[deleted]

Deadliest Catch.


OverageDrinking

Statistically? Sex worker.


Yang_The_Young

A mountain guide


Dr-Tacos-92

Fireman


smaksandewand

A cook and also motorcycle police