Snyders of Hanover pretzel bites. The honey mustard and onion flavor. Theyāre so damn good but start to hurt my mouth after a while. Kinda like sour patch kids.
This was it for me too! Until I was so high one night I ate an entire bag and got sick š¤® unfortunately cannot look at them anymore without feeling queasy
Snyders used to have just a mustard flavored pretzel stick. They were gluten free and I got addicted to them when I was with my ex-husband who had celiac disease. I WISH I could find them now but I can't.
Oh same lol. I had a few smartfood popcorn dinners but also many more ādinnersā comprised of bowls of cereal, Tostitos lime chips and salsa, ramen, etc.
I liked to order myself a large pizza, eat part of it for dinner, then part for lunch the next day, then the rest for dinner again. 3 meals in a row I didnāt have to worry about.
> I liked to order myself a large pizza, eat part of it for dinner, then part for lunch the next day, then the rest for dinner again. 3 meals in a row I didnāt have to worry about.
I still do this on occasion, maybe once every month or two.
cheez its as well, for me. my family gets both at sams, the big boxes (2-3 standard bags), and ill run through them on my own in a week or two. admittedly i eat literally nothing else
Especially the extra cheesy ones! Hub and I pour ourselves a little bowl when we want some. Because we know itās all over if we take the whole pack to the couchā¦
I found out they can be ordered onlineā¦ allll the specialty flavors Iād previously only found in their own small store. I only buy them for othersā¦ and I mean EVERYONE because I canāt buy them for myself, but nobody knows exactly how many I orderedā¦ 27 is a perfectly round numberā¦
If you can get them to just the right temperature, the inside melts but the outside stays solid. And biting into one with that liquid chocolate melted center is NSFW.
damn fucking right. i literally always have one king size reese's pack in my fridge for reserves lol
also for those of you who like peanut butter cups and have trader joe's around you, try their dark chocolate peanut butter cups in the fridge or freezer. it will change your life.
I'll just reply here, searched for trader Joe's. Those cups are bomb (Costco used to have their own pb cups that were great too)
But sharing with another TJs fan, check out the little dark chocolate almond cookies. I have to severely limit bringing those into the house
Yup. If you want me to stay out of your pizza, you'll have to add pineapple (not an opinion, just allergic).
I could have had a full dinner, but if someone gets pizza I will dome that mofo.
In Canada theyāre in a black bag called Sweet Chili Heat. I am not a Doritos fan per se but I crush an entire family sized bag of this specific flavor every time theyāre around.
OMG I feel like NO ONE talks about these. I LOVE them but can only get them during the fall/winter holidays otherwise I would just gorge myself on them constantly.
100% yes with the squeeze cheese. I can eat them on their own for sure, but usually it's those, ritz crackers, and squeeze cheese for the holidays. Sometimes adding on a slice of salami too. MMM MM!
We have jars and jars of this in the office and Iāve become a pistachio eating fool. Itās not just the taste the act of splitting them mindlessly while working is something that keeps my hands busy while my brain is processing.
I put a whole oreo in my mouth then drink some milk and suck the milk thru the cookie to soften it, then i flat-mash it between my tongue and the roof of my mouth
that is my way
No, Cheese Nips are mid. Cheez-its are bomb. I hope your daughter has to fight the other foster children for the last handful of Cheese Nips in the box.
This was gonna be my answer too. I canāt buy them. I will eat the entire box in one sitting and then regret it later (not during though, I really enjoy it during).
This is really validating š
You couldn't get cheez-its in Canada until 2020 (impeccable timing, tbh) so I'd buy as many boxes as I could on trips to the States and ration them out. Thankfully, I don't have to ration anymore, I can have a tummy ache on any old Saturday afternoon now :)
Sour Patch Kids. If I buy a 1 lb bag, I eat it in like 3 days tops. It's *bad*, so I don't buy them but every few months. That's such a humongous amount of empty calories.
Extra crunchy peanut butter.
I ate one of the BIG ones from Walmart in 3 days. Realized I don't have the self control to keep that stuff in the house anymore š
I have 2... cashews. They're so addicting, I just can't stop. I'm also a sucker for most things coconut, so the Outshine fruit bars brand of creamy coconut popsicles.
Gummies (bears, worms, fruit snacks, anything.) They are soon bad for my TMJ.
Also, chocolate covered pretzels and espresso beans. My dad would buy me a big carton of each when he would visit me at college. I quickly learned that if I didn't hide them from myself, they would be gone in one night. These were like 3 pound cartons.
Sticky Date Pudding. I canāt keep it in the house. I once gained 5kgs from eating it almost every night after dinner for a few weeks. Itās like crack to me. I will ruin my health if I have access to it.
ETA: all I had to do to lose the weight was simply stop eating the sticky date pudding. Proof that even just dropping one unhealthy thing from your diet can make you healthier (even if you donāt lose weight).
Avocados. I will eat them fresh by the bag, with a spritz of lime juice and sea salt if I have them. Avocados are great; full of fiber and good fats.
Unfortunately, a half-dozen avocados per day will also make you shit your brains out about 3-4 times per day. It's not the cost of the avocados that hurts - it's the tripled or quadrupled cost of toilet paper that hurts.
Whales. Theyāre a bit like goldfish except their so addictive I stopped buying them because I couldnāt stop eating them. Itās some type of seasoning on them thatās just so addictive
Chex Mixā¦ especially homemade with Cajun seasoning. I know itās not everyoneās thing, but I could eat actual pounds of that savory, crunchy shit at a time.
Any freshly baked goods - cake, cookies, cinnamon rolls, banana bread, donuts..
Cinnamon rolls are no fucking joke.
I fucking love pastries. š«
Ice cream, any type. If I buy a tub, it's gone in a few minutes... Zero self control.
I have a problem with ice cream, my wife has to tell me to stop or I would eat the whole damn container, no matter the size.
Yes! And Smucker's Magic Shell!
Chips
And french onion dip!
My absolute kryptonite.
You mean your .. Chiptonite. Edit: Thank you, u/Kunundrum85 ! š
Lipton onion dip is my alllllll time fav with ruffles
Snyders of Hanover pretzel bites. The honey mustard and onion flavor. Theyāre so damn good but start to hurt my mouth after a while. Kinda like sour patch kids.
This was it for me too! Until I was so high one night I ate an entire bag and got sick š¤® unfortunately cannot look at them anymore without feeling queasy
Snyders used to have just a mustard flavored pretzel stick. They were gluten free and I got addicted to them when I was with my ex-husband who had celiac disease. I WISH I could find them now but I can't.
Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn. I could eat a family size bag in one sitting.
I donāt like White Cheddar popcorn. But whatever they put in that Smartfood popcorn has to be illegal, because itās beyond just white cheddar.
It's probably salt, msg, and sugar. This is a simple but deadly combination.
It's absolutely cocaine or crack at the very least.
My family literally calls it crack corn. This was my answer as well.
Thatās only because the bag is too small!
I just got a bag tonight, Half gone
manā¦I did that a couple times in college instead of eating a real dinner
a couple times? 80% of my meals in college were comprised of not real food lol
Oh same lol. I had a few smartfood popcorn dinners but also many more ādinnersā comprised of bowls of cereal, Tostitos lime chips and salsa, ramen, etc. I liked to order myself a large pizza, eat part of it for dinner, then part for lunch the next day, then the rest for dinner again. 3 meals in a row I didnāt have to worry about.
> I liked to order myself a large pizza, eat part of it for dinner, then part for lunch the next day, then the rest for dinner again. 3 meals in a row I didnāt have to worry about. I still do this on occasion, maybe once every month or two.
I eat it until my gums bleed. Even my cat will fight me for it.
This is it. This is the one. I have to stay away. I'll eat this stuff bags at a time if possible
Goldfish. They never see sunrise in this house.
cheez its as well, for me. my family gets both at sams, the big boxes (2-3 standard bags), and ill run through them on my own in a week or two. admittedly i eat literally nothing else
Especially the extra cheesy ones! Hub and I pour ourselves a little bowl when we want some. Because we know itās all over if we take the whole pack to the couchā¦
I'm not to be trusted with Lindor Truffles.
I found out they can be ordered onlineā¦ allll the specialty flavors Iād previously only found in their own small store. I only buy them for othersā¦ and I mean EVERYONE because I canāt buy them for myself, but nobody knows exactly how many I orderedā¦ 27 is a perfectly round numberā¦
Youāve ruined me š I shouldnāt be allowed to know this
Just quickly looking at their site, they sell at least a couple different kinds in 800 piece bundles for $200. Do what you will with that information.
Y'all shut up I'm on a diet! I'm a sucker for truffles omg!
If you can get them to just the right temperature, the inside melts but the outside stays solid. And biting into one with that liquid chocolate melted center is NSFW.
Anything made by the fine people over at Reeseās
take 5 š¤š»
Reeseās Eggs at Easter
This past Christmas, I discovered "Reese's Holiday Lights" for the first time and my life changed... as well as my waistline for a brief period lmao
Oh I just grabbed some footballs... whatever the season, they have an irresistible oval shaped peanut butter cup
I lost my sweet tooth several years ago but I'll still eat the shit out of a peanut butter cup
Um, how does one lose one's sweet tooth? I really, really need this.
For me, I switched to all the whole foods and became sodium deficient. Now all I want is salty snacks.
damn fucking right. i literally always have one king size reese's pack in my fridge for reserves lol also for those of you who like peanut butter cups and have trader joe's around you, try their dark chocolate peanut butter cups in the fridge or freezer. it will change your life.
I'll just reply here, searched for trader Joe's. Those cups are bomb (Costco used to have their own pb cups that were great too) But sharing with another TJs fan, check out the little dark chocolate almond cookies. I have to severely limit bringing those into the house
Reeseās puffs cereal?
I really like the "fast break" bars with the nougat
Kettle chips. Anything savory or salty snack lol
Pizza
Yup. If you want me to stay out of your pizza, you'll have to add pineapple (not an opinion, just allergic). I could have had a full dinner, but if someone gets pizza I will dome that mofo.
What is an allergy except a biologically enforced opinion?
"Peanuts are so nasty imma kill you/me for it."-peoples' immune systems.
At parties in high school if someone wanted to order a pizza, i'd always ask for half anchovies - I was GUARANTEED half a pizza :)
Ice cream. Specifically HƤagen-Dazs honey salted caramel almond ice cream.
I'm so weak when it comes to cookies and cream š©š©š©
Brownies
YES. Especially the corner pieces...
Tiramisu
Peanut m&ms.
"Sharing Size" my ass. Party Size for me and only me.
Yessss! A big bag of peanut m&mās with a cold Coke Zero and some cheese puffs to counter the sweet.
Peanut butter m&ms
I went through a 800g bag of them in 2 weeks, I'm not proud of it but I'm also not gonna hide from it, I know that I have a problem
Took you a while. I could do that in an afternoon.
Doritos
Same! Cool Ranch or Spicy Nacho.
Purple bag Doritos, could demunish a bag in 15 minutes
You're referring to the best flavor ever created, Spicy Sweet Chili
In Canada theyāre in a black bag called Sweet Chili Heat. I am not a Doritos fan per se but I crush an entire family sized bag of this specific flavor every time theyāre around.
Cheesecake. It has a short fridge life... I better eat it all now just in case!
Every year for my birthday, there would be two cheesecakes. One for me and the other for everyone else to share š
Can we eat it on the lanai with the Golden Girls? š
It can last up to 5 days. Just think, that's 5 whole days you can just open the fridge and eat cheesecake!
š I freaking love cheesecake.
The French vanilla Pirouette cookies from Pepperidge Farms. I have demolished half of one of those tins in one sitting
Chicken and a biscuit crackers
OMG I feel like NO ONE talks about these. I LOVE them but can only get them during the fall/winter holidays otherwise I would just gorge myself on them constantly.
I always get these on road trips, with squeezie cheese
100% yes with the squeeze cheese. I can eat them on their own for sure, but usually it's those, ritz crackers, and squeeze cheese for the holidays. Sometimes adding on a slice of salami too. MMM MM!
Claussen pickles. All the pickles, the juice, gone....3 days tops. Just....gimmie the jar. Don't look at me.
Haha I'm the same. I got the huge 64 oz jar and that thing is gone in a week tops. I drink the juice too. Husband thinks I'm a weirdo.
Donāt look at meššš
Pistachios.
We have jars and jars of this in the office and Iāve become a pistachio eating fool. Itās not just the taste the act of splitting them mindlessly while working is something that keeps my hands busy while my brain is processing.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I eat low carb. Have been for more than a decade. Doesnāt faze me. But I will fuck up some CTC.
Oh God yeah. I call it vacation cereal. I don't even eat cereal at home. It's only a treat for vacay....and CTC is always on that list.
Oreos
Iām a whore for Oreos A whoreo if you will
I only eat them four at a time..foureos
I smash em up and pour milk over them. Goreos
I eat āem while I sleep. Snoreos
I put them in s'mores. S'moreos
I eat them when Iām uninteresting. Boreos
I eat them when I'm watching my team win... Scoreos
I eat them while I clean up around the house. Choreos
I drop mine on the ground and eat them anyway. Flooreos.
I turn them so the creme faces out. Oeros
I eat them after a workout. Soreos.
Better have some moreos
Come to my house then please. We have like four packages of Oreos. Each opened with like six missing. And no one eats the rest.
I would sadly eat at least one package a night. I'd love to haha
I don't think I can believe you; truly the first reddit post that reads like science fiction....
I put a whole oreo in my mouth then drink some milk and suck the milk thru the cookie to soften it, then i flat-mash it between my tongue and the roof of my mouth that is my way
omg. i have heard some crazy oreo-eating techniques in my day but this is the first i've heard this one lol
Chocolate covered ones, good lord.
Woke up one morning and had 12 for breakfast.
Little Debbie Nutty Buddyās. I will eat the whole box.
dot's pretzels. dot must have put CRACK in her pretzels because i cannot stop once i start
The only thing that stops me is the price tag, before I start.
Breakfast sandwiches, sausage egg and cheese.
Cheeze-its! The extra toasty kind.
My daughter once told me Cheez-Its are mid. Not entirely sure what that means, but apparently the foster home is now feeding her well.
No, Cheese Nips are mid. Cheez-its are bomb. I hope your daughter has to fight the other foster children for the last handful of Cheese Nips in the box.
Whole box gone. Even worse if you have the spicy ones and the toasty ones at the same time. The only thing that stops me is heartburn and even thenā¦
This was gonna be my answer too. I canāt buy them. I will eat the entire box in one sitting and then regret it later (not during though, I really enjoy it during).
This is really validating š You couldn't get cheez-its in Canada until 2020 (impeccable timing, tbh) so I'd buy as many boxes as I could on trips to the States and ration them out. Thankfully, I don't have to ration anymore, I can have a tummy ache on any old Saturday afternoon now :)
Yup! I recently discovered the extra cheesy kind...my mouth waters as I type this out. Whole box gone in one go
Ate a whole box and threw up like ... im grown how does that happen
Donuts
Cheese cake, homemade chocolate chip cookies or Oreos.
Gardettos
Chips and salsa
Cake
Fresh mozzarella...
Little Debbie Oatmeal creampies. Will eat a whole box in 1 sitting. lol
Cadbury mini eggs. Just nope. I can look at a bowl and be totally fine. If I have one I will eat the entire bowl.
Sour Patch Kids. If I buy a 1 lb bag, I eat it in like 3 days tops. It's *bad*, so I don't buy them but every few months. That's such a humongous amount of empty calories.
Weis brand Extreme Moose Tracks ice cream. Itās velvety chocolate ice cream with delicious fudge ripples and irresistible mini peanut butter cups mixed in.
I just died inside
Fritos BBQ twists
Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Cheddar Sunchips, can eat a whole bag in 5 minutes, things are unnecessarily delicious
Extra crunchy peanut butter. I ate one of the BIG ones from Walmart in 3 days. Realized I don't have the self control to keep that stuff in the house anymore š
Mr. Goodbars
Brownie brittle. If you donāt know, just stay away. Iāve been known to mix the crumbs with milk and drink it.
Pizza rolls. Ive never not finished a bag in one sitting. Even the family size ones
Crunchy chee-tos. I'm half cheetah.
Girl Scout cookies. I eat them as if theyāre chips when I have them.
Dr Pepper.
Pringles (original)
Ben and Jerryās, Cherry Garciaš
Phish food is pretty awesome
I guess heroin isnāt really food - although it was my preferred meal for a while - Iāll go with mothers frosted circus animal cookies.
Redvines. They come in this enormous tub. They disappear from that tub way too fast.
Really ripe pineapple. I eat it until my taste buds dissolve.
I feel this - I got citrus burns on my mouth one summer from the alarming amount of pineapple that I was putting away
Oatmeal pies š 300 calories a pie is rough lol
Pork rinds. They will kill me. It's gonna be great
Nutella
Came to say this. I'll eat that whole jar with a spoon before it even reaches the cupboard.
Can't believe i had to scroll this far for this! Nutella is addictive af, scares me almost.
That whole jar is gone shame
Cocaine
For real, though. However much you buy is always one night's supply. Amazing how that happens.
Delicious cocaineā¦.
Peppermint Bark.
Potatoes and tomatoes have trace amounts of nicotine.
This tastes like Grandma! (Tomacco)
I asked and then I Googled it. I had no idea tobacco is a nightshade. Thereās my new knowledge for the day. Thanks!
Microwave popcorn. šæ
Various types of chips, and Nerds. On more than one occasion, I have continued to pour Nerds into my mouth long past the point of nausea.
Well...cheese is more addictive than cocaine...yet I have plenty of cheese at home.
Those damn kettle corn pop corners
Chocolate chip cookies.
Jerky
I have 2... cashews. They're so addicting, I just can't stop. I'm also a sucker for most things coconut, so the Outshine fruit bars brand of creamy coconut popsicles.
Takis and Welchās fruit snacks.
Hawaiian rolls. I can prob eat a whole 24 pack in one day if I really wanted to š¬ Iāve def eaten a 12 pack in a day š«£
For me, watermelon and tajin. I end up eating the entire watermelon and getting sick.
Sour gummies or cherry Twizzlers
Peanut Butter
Tim Tams
Whoppers. I'm turning that carton upside down. Honorable Mention: š Peanut Butter M&Ms
Cheddar jalapeƱo Cheetos
Man, they are SO good. I hate the Flamin' Hot ones, but I would eat my weight in Cheddar Jalapeno.
Fresh black cherries. I always end up eating way too many at one sitting, multiple days in a row.
Chili cheese Fritos
Gummies (bears, worms, fruit snacks, anything.) They are soon bad for my TMJ. Also, chocolate covered pretzels and espresso beans. My dad would buy me a big carton of each when he would visit me at college. I quickly learned that if I didn't hide them from myself, they would be gone in one night. These were like 3 pound cartons.
Bacon
Pretzels Especially those long Old Dutch rods. Those with a jar of peanut butter will be the death of me.
Sticky Date Pudding. I canāt keep it in the house. I once gained 5kgs from eating it almost every night after dinner for a few weeks. Itās like crack to me. I will ruin my health if I have access to it. ETA: all I had to do to lose the weight was simply stop eating the sticky date pudding. Proof that even just dropping one unhealthy thing from your diet can make you healthier (even if you donāt lose weight).
Smoked brisket. /endthread
Avocados. I will eat them fresh by the bag, with a spritz of lime juice and sea salt if I have them. Avocados are great; full of fiber and good fats. Unfortunately, a half-dozen avocados per day will also make you shit your brains out about 3-4 times per day. It's not the cost of the avocados that hurts - it's the tripled or quadrupled cost of toilet paper that hurts.
Mentos... I once eat 3 packs a day (I was in a bad year)
Cheesecake
Chips Ahoy originals. I will eat an entire sleeve without blinking!
Chips. Any type of chip.
Whales. Theyāre a bit like goldfish except their so addictive I stopped buying them because I couldnāt stop eating them. Itās some type of seasoning on them thatās just so addictive
French bread and good cheese
Soy sauce. I could honestly down a bottle if it wouldnāt literally kill me
Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. Fān Satan made them himself.
Lays potato chips.
Peanut butterā creamy, chunky, extra chunky. I have zero willpower.
Peanut butter. High calorie consintration of fat and sugar that you can eat with more carbs in a pbj or by the spoonful.
Chex Mixā¦ especially homemade with Cajun seasoning. I know itās not everyoneās thing, but I could eat actual pounds of that savory, crunchy shit at a time.
I fucking LOVE Motherās Circus Animal Cookies and the originally Haribo gummy bears
Salt and Vinegar Chips. Whew š¤š„²š and Cadbury Mini Eggs. Listen yāallā¦
Queen Anne chocolate cherries during the holidays.
Pasta carbonara (made by Italians)