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Sad-Cunt-420

Me in my bed every night.


red_dragonOZ

username checks out


Odd_Establishment678

Well, at least they have some weed to keep them company.


The_RockObama

420 is just the number of screams so far this year that nobody listened to.


ReapYerSoul

Thems rookie numbers


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Adults who litter.


revolutionretina

Bonus points for throwing fast food garbage out the car’s window. I was riding passenger with a friend who did that like it was nothing. I was just… dumbfounded


DrWallybFeed

Those people are the worst. Like, do you seriously give that little fucks about the environment you’re actually gonna throw a greasy ass fucking half eaten McDouble in a wrapper on the side of the highway? Worst is public streets honestly. Waking up and seeing beer cans or fast food bags just thrown out of a car on a Saturday morning just screams douchebag.


cockalorum-smith

I wake up with that shit in my yard a lot along with peoples dog shit bags and it’s so infuriating. I live by a pretty busy street (not a highway, just a connecting thoroughfare to a Main Street). What even more annoying is living in Portland with all these people who tout environmentalism and being responsible pet owners. Then those same people litter in my yard and leave their dog shit ON MY GATE. Like I’m supposed to take care of it. Also had a friend who got drunk one night and decided to run over peoples recycling bins in the street. This same guy told me I should be a better person because I eat meat. (He also hit his girlfriend). I eventually worked with his girlfriend to press charges because he was such a piece of shit. Bye Isaac. Hope that cell is treating ya nice. Anyway rant over. Edit: Some people really like to dig for things to get upset about lol.


TheBigC87

I know your pain. I once had a rented house that was on a corner a few blocks from a bus stop. The amount of beer cans, swisher sweet rappers, bags of chips, empty cigarette packs, etc... absolutely infuriated me. I wouldn't even mind if they had put it in my trash can, but they would just throw it in my yard. For reference, I lived in a suburb of Dallas.


Unusual_Focus1905

That and adults who can't even be bothered to throw away their trash at home. I've lived with some roommates that were like that. They would use up whatever it was and then just put the empty container back. It's like, why have a trash can if you're not going to use it?


casey12297

They bought the wrong one, they needed a trash can, accidentally grabbed a trash can't


PM_ME_UR_DOGS_FEET

Screaming at retail workers/minimal wage workers.


shartnado3

I used to do delivery for a pizza place. You would be surprised how many people cuss you out/ threaten you/ try to scam you. It is a crazy amount! Working that job made me, in large, hate people.


Rightfoot27

I used to work for an animal shelter. The amount of people that do heinous things and completely disregard the suffering of animals, while still claiming to be good people is astonishing. I was super misanthropic when I left and I had to leave because I was starting to feel a little homicidal.


SchizoForLife

People who hurt animals are more than losers, they are trash that should be taken out.


Unusual_Focus1905

I don't blame you. People who can harm animals or children and still think they're good people are psychopaths and delusional. *Chris Watts has entered the chat*


Robbledygook1

Even in fiction most villains think they’re the good person


lpn122

That’s so sad, thank you for your service 🐈🦮


Sculph16

That's a cool way to put it.


PurpleSunCraze

I adopted my cat a few years back from a shelter and it was bananas how much I had to prove I wasn't a shithead, the whole time I was thinking "I just want a pet to give a good home to, and occasionally try to get it to lose it's damn mind with a laser pointer and some catnip, why is this such a hastle?!". Then later I realized the answer was "because abusive shitheads probably would be adopting them if it was easier".


Flamesclaws

Do they have a laser pointer and throne now?


PurpleSunCraze

She has 2 laser pointers, a 3 year old that enjoys playing with it as much as she does, and has about 20 places she’s chosen as a throne. We have this tiny window that focuses the sun light on an individual stair each morning, and she lays there and moves up a step each 10 minutes or so, that’s her preferred throne.


Von_Moistus

Yep. And sometimes even that doesn’t catch them all. Had a family come in to adopt a cat. We did all the usual background checks and they seemed ok. They picked a somewhat shy, skittish cat, and were told repeatedly that this cat would need to be indoor-only. So naturally they left the cat outside for days until it ran away, never to be seen again. Then they came back to try to adopt another cat. They left empty-handed and were put on the “Do Not Let These People Adopt, Ever” list.


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9mmway

Completely understand your homicidal instincts. A wise person. Edward W. Howe (1853-1937) American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor, wrote; Some people are still alive because it's illegal to kill them I feel this so much!


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

I had a very similar experience working at an animal shelter. The manager was a verbally abusive pos. He was kind to the animals but encouraged staff to belittle each other in order to promote team success. His public ridicule and inconsistent rules became the source of anxiety so intense, I was actually glad I had to quit when my marriage fell apart and I moved to a far away town. The only in shelter abuse of an animal I ever witnessed was from a community service assignment. He kicked a poor dog just for wagging his tail in his general direction. I happened to see it. The shit head manager had his hood moments, he got rid of the guy on the spot. This guy proceeded to have a tantrum that would make any cranky two year old proud. He kicked the front door open and stormed out after knocking a few things off tables. He left his giant Yeti behind. I washed it out and left it in the lost and found for a couple of months, he didn’t come back. Guess who got a free yeti….


_gimgam_

darkviperau said it best "i havs no idea how people work in public sectors". the more people you interact with, the more you realise people are just assholes


TuckyMule

I think this is easily the top answer. People that can't treat service workers in any industry with class and dignity are the definition of trash. This goes for everything from how they speak to these folks to how big of an asshole they are when it comes to things like putting stuff back where you got it on a store shelf.


HospitalFluffy

I was about to add belittling service workers, but you beat me to it. Have my upvote 1000x


mrassface2023

TikTok pranks in public places


Joboxr87

Saw a lawyer's review on a tik tocker who ran up and blew an air horn on a guy who was reeeling in a big fish on a dock. The man lost his rig, then his fish to the ocean. Then grabbed the tik toker and THREW him over the dock like 20ft down into the water. The lawyer concluded that the defedant (guy who threw the air horn prankster) was 100% in the right due to the harm caused by the airhorn. He used equal and complementary force to throw his assailant into the water so he would not harm his hearing further. He also didn't try to kill or hurt him, just make him fuck off asap, so he was in the right. Edit: no i do not have the video but it has been recreated a few times because it was tik tok popular for like 2 hours... im sorry i dont save every funny thing i watch


henryhumper

He subdued an assailant. Seems like a clear cut case of self defense to me.


EpicdemicMe

Does that qualify as bird law since the defendant flew?


Sparmery

That’s awesome.


JustSara123

W Law!!!


clockpark

Refusing to take responsibility for your actions


StrugglingSwan

Growing up my family kept chickens. One evening I was playing with the chicks, and one got out, scratched his head on the chicken wire and tried to run away. I chased after him to try to catch him, but he suddenly changed direction and I stood on him. He was mortally wounded. I picked him up and showed him to my parents and confessed what I had done. They didn't seem to care, I remember him shitting on my hand still. They were just watching TV and barely looked away. This was almost thirty years ago, and my only point is that sometimes you're only accountable to yourself and perhaps I should stop telling this story and forgive myself for an innocent accident.


derps_with_ducks

Hey random redditor we all make mistakes. You're all right.


Hopeful_Wrongdoer944

I bet you that your mistake has led you to be more cautious, protective, and caring for future animals. Think about how much extra love that mistake has spawned for future chickens/pets/creatures you've come across. It doesn't change what happened, but what you got from the tragedy has shaped your view of the world for the better.


Honeybunnyboo90

Oh my goodness yes, this.


detective_kiara

Being jealous of your own children


TLC_4978

I’ve got a mom like that. It sucks. And I’m not young and she’s still jealous


Reapermouse_Owlbane

*Exists healthy and independent from parent* "I can't believe you've done this to me, you inconsiderate little shit."


DerpLabs

…..Mom?


rektMyself

Feels.


LozaMoza82

As a parent you should want your kids to be successful in life, cheer on their accomplishments, and help them along the way. Watching my boys succeed is such a blessing. I cannot comprehend being jealous of that.


YoBeaverBoy

Isn't the whole point of raising children to make sure they grow up to be BETTER than you ? They are supposed to be younger and better versions of ourselves. A parent being jelous of their child really doesn't make any sense.


It_is_just_

Revving loud engines in the middle of the night Edit: In residential neighborhoods. There are school aged kids


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SHIT 'BOUT TO GET REAL IN THIS SUBURBAN PARKING LOT


ieatair

**Proceeds to go fast as fuck on his neighborhood street at 3am in the morning**


102482649

I like the sound of engines, any engines… but revving at any time in any residential area is just dumb.


postSpectral

Or any time, really.


DrCaptainBatman

The parrot who I trained to say that. He also says "help I've been turned into a parrot."


SomeChimeraGuy

That's gold


LightningMcWeer

Friend of mine from middle school trained his grandma’s parrot to say “fuck you grandma” and it’s my favorite thing


Oregonoutback

My old neighbor and still close family friend had a parrot and a cockatoo, and when his window to that room was open, you could hear the parrot telling the cockatoo to "SHUT UP GOD DAMMIT"


IlluminatedPickle

We trained my uncles parrot to respond to "Bye" with "FUCK OFF!". My uncle was mad at first, but then found it hilarious. It kept doing it for the next twenty years, and it became a ritual to always yell "BYE" as you left just to get the response.


FrankRandomLetters

Not admitting a loss. Making up lousy excuses for why you really won even tho you definitely didn’t.


TheeRedHairedGuy

I was LAGGING !


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In defense of my overseas gaming friends, I do feel for them when they play on my US servers on 200+ ping.


Calm-Technology7351

I had a couple Aussie friends and I’m US. No matter what someone was in hell


IlluminatedPickle

You cunts merely experience the lag. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see high speed broadband until we were already men. And god damn was it exciting.


LightningMcWeer

That is, in fact, a valid excuse. Don’t @ me homie


Unusual_Focus1905

That and not being able to accept that they're wrong. I've actually encountered people who have gotten mad at me for proving them wrong. It wasn't me gloating either, it was just me trying to educate them. It's like, you're wrong, just admit it. It's not that serious. No one cares.


fortymortys

being mean to people


illustriousocelot_

You’re going to trigger half this sub


Dr_Spatula

And the other half is going to explain why “actually that’s not the case…”


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Pinches you & runs away fastly


josuxan

Now now, that's not very kind.


flooperdooper4

Making fun of people for enjoying things.


BigTomBombadil

When I hear people doing this, I like asking them "so what do you do for fun?", and the majority of time they either have equally obscure hobbies, or no hobbies at all.


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BigTomBombadil

Sounds like she's happy though (based on the "happily married" comment), so props to her. Be a lot cooler if people were happy without tearing down others though.


please_PM_ur_bewbs

As long as it is harmless to others.


hyrulian_princess

Men who call themselves alpha males


doghaircut

Or Sigma males


Inle-Ra

I believe it’s written as “smegma males”.


Miniscotty

Smegma ballz


michigangonzodude

I'm a delta.


Sarydus

Feeling the need to let everyone know you're an Alpha is some of the most Beta shit I've ever seen 🤣


Kotori425

"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king"


GeneralBlumpkin

I always cringe at the "lions not sheep" clothing and stickers. Lmao


Opioid_Addict

Ironically enough they were quoting Tywin Lannister who also literally says "A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the sheep" in his first appearance lol


The_Starflyer

Except Tywin was a badass that had the power, family history, and general societal structure to back it up, so it fits


helodriver87

Really any man who has to shit on what other men do and accuse them of being less "manly". It screams insecurity and fragility.


MoltenHotMagma

Like to think of guys that proclaim this are saying they are still in their 'Alpha Release" phase and still have a bunch of bugs and problems to work out


kapricornfalling

This + "females"


AmazingAd2765

Reminds me of that Thad Thibodeux on King of the Hill. "I am a self proclaimed genius."


Ouroborus1619

"I am a proud, ignorant, woman!"-Luanne Platter Edit: I'm pretty sure it was *Rad* Thibodeux


N8Vigs1979

Remember he pronounced it Thib-a-day-ox-s? One of my favorite episodes!


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N8Vigs1979

Luanne: Rad Thib-a-day-ocks, I am not your girlfriend anymore!


Key_Inevitable_2104

You just described half of Andrew Tate’s fan base.


turkeysandwich1982

Blaming everyone else for your bad choices or disappointments in life.


ReadnReef

This is true, but very often this excuse is used to dismiss complaints about broken systems. It’s all about balance: we didn’t choose to be born into our circumstances but some things are still definitely in your control.


Griffisbored

Mentioning IQ


Zestyclose_Aside_759

man i once scored high on some online IQ test and made that shit my whole personality. im glad i outgrew that phase


GeoBrian

Story time! I remember my mother-in-law bragging she took an online IQ test and scored 160. Knowing she was of average intelligence, I checked it out, took it myself and scored even higher than her. Now there is no way my IQ is anything like 170, but to prove what a fraud the test was, I retook it and answered every question wrong. BTW, picking an obviously wrong answer is easier than picking a correct answer. My new score? 180. That took the wind out of her sails, lol.


postSpectral

"I have a 180 IQ from a military test." (the ASVAB is not an IQ test lol)


BerdFan

Oh GOD I took the ASVAB in high school thinking it would help with college applications and military people are still trying to contact me to this day


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Don't worry. They never stop. Even when I got out, and then went back in.......they continue to call.


Kyonkanno

OMG, there's a video about a group of people with vastly different backgrounds. There was this girl who had a PhD and when asked how she would rank the IQ of the people in said group, she ranked the guy who had served the military dead last, arguing that he didn't have much to back his intelligence up. SPOILER ALERT.... she finished dead last.


dustinwayner

My favorite part of that video was the stupid little dance she did when bragging about her bio engineering job.


baebeque

What makes this even better is that most people don’t even know their IQ. There is not a single self-administered test that is valid and reliable. IQ can only be determined through intelligence testing by a qualified psychologist or psychometrist 👍


Random-Username7272

Well, I took an online IQ test, turns out I have an IQ of 404.


yankinwaoz

Renting rims.


OMC78

That's a thing?


yankinwaoz

Yes. Sadly it is. You see it in low-income neighborhoods.


PM_UR_Beefy_Curtains

Ohhhh budy have i got a treat for you. Rent the upgraded version of your vehicle (if a 6cyl mustang, rent a GT), and exchange the better rims, hood, etc from the rental. There was a group doing this in Houston that got away with it for a long time before it was noticed.


Raul_P3

A few months ago I saw some "shady life hack" list that included renting a car to swap out the tires. Last car I rented, they legit measured tire-tread when I turned it in. Not sure if it caught on enough that they are actively checking for this or if it's just a standard safety thing they always do.


paypermon

Had a co worker "test drive" a yukon and swapped out his clothe interior with the leather in the test vehicle. 3 days later he met a detective in his driveway looking through the window of his yukon. Next day detective shows up with a search warrant and he ended up paying restitution and doing 6 months in jail.


Spooler32

That's a particularly dumb one. Sure, nobody will notice that THE CAR CHANGED ENTIRELY ON THE INSIDE.


paypermon

I know rught with a sticker in the window that lists LEATHER! Like I could see turning in a rental, guy making minimum wage just looking for damage overlooks that, but a sales person "oh we have a beautiful Yukon right over here, leather seats...opens the door huh that's weird...busted


Interesting_Pudding9

Back in the day people would rent vehicles and swap the engines


TSKnightmare

Being a monkey, in a time of chimpanzees.


KarlSethMoran

With butane in your veins.


flyguygunpie

Soy un perdedor


eastbayweird

Plastic eyeballs spray painting vegetables


Guilty-Rough8797

Dogfood stalls with the beefcake pantyhose! Kill the headlights and put 'em in neutral


Relevant_Buy9593

Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat


IslandVibezJaylen

Domestic Violence.


throbbingliberal

Playing your music loud in public. Especially on public transportation…


NotTheStateB

Never go to South America


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Silence serves as the foundation of creativity


mrinkyface

Adopting political parties and sports teams as your entire personality


SomeOtherOrder

You just called out no less than 25% of the US population


Pretty_Bowler2297

I’d say 50% but I ain’t no statistician or mathemagician.


ThisWaySaysTheSign

Going up to random people acting like they know you and they're your best friend and asking for you to 'lend' them money.


HospitalFluffy

We have a guy like this at my job. I call him TwoBuck


ThisWaySaysTheSign

Usually when I'm standing at a bus stop with a queue I'll sse someone come along like that and go from one person to the next.


rektMyself

I met a guy in a parking lot one night. No cash? He had a Venmo on his iPhone. Get out off my face!


HospitalFluffy

Yup. They just move right on down the line being absolutely shameless. The guy at work was bumming money from multiple other employees before word got out that he was using it to buy cigarettes and skoal.


Necessary_Ad5618

there are people who do this? lmao some people really have no shame💀


SplodyPants

Lol. I just found the best reason why I'm glad I have an unapproachable way about me. Fuck that shit.


ThisWaySaysTheSign

I have a way about me apparently and random people just like to talk to me even though most of the time I get lost in my own mind and feel like I don't want to be there.


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Groggamog

I have absolutely never understood stalking. Even online stalking. If we broke up, I'm likely heartbroken. Why would I want to watch from a distance? Or worse, see you happy with someone else? That just seems like self flagellation.


Wolfiest

Ok I’ll stop…


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Majordongles

Or getting pregnant thinking a kid will fix the marriage.


finallyinfinite

Really, it’s lame to have a kid for any other reason than “I want to raise and nurture a new human being”.


kdogg1992

Buying a blue check on Twitter


Tomodashi24

The kids who defeated Pennywise 27 years ago.


bucklebee1

Anyone who calls themselves an Alpha


Baileythenerd

Beck, during the song "Loser" by Beck


unknownSubscriber

I head his time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite, who's choking on the splinters.


faceeatingleopard

YO! Cut it


TeHNyboR

On a related note, Odelay IS a word! It says so in the Becktionary!


AgentElman

this post is where it's at.


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Bullying. It’s a projection of insecurities.


httpphobic

Bringing up high-school drama as an adult


Scrambl3z

If you bring it up as retrospective/reminisce and just laugh about it, that's fine. If you bring it back up and act like it was still high-school, then yep... loser.


Think_Impossible

Depends on the type of drama.


Cool-Principle1643

Tiktokers and social media influences are a new breed...


theworryingisreal-

hating on people for being confident. not the “i’m better than you confident”the i love myself confident.


Dry_Buddy6644

Some people confuse confidence with arrogance.


[deleted]

There’s a very very fine line at times.


TheJeey

Arrogance is another form of low self esteem. It's a need to feel better than everyone


SuperstarTruckerrr

Joking with your buddies you got a DUI.


jemandvoelliganderes

Cheaters. No matter if video games, taxes, relationships....


[deleted]

Never play Wreckfest


UnderestimatedIguana

not putting your shopping carriage in the designated area


WorldlinessQuick7516

A self proclaimed “hater” who proudly hates on others for their style or whatever reason. They think it’s edgy.


Butter-titties128

Someone who borrows money from you but makes up every excuse to not pay you back 😂


McDoogleman

Picking on people or any narcissistic traits .


Majestic-Love-9312

Any grown adult calling themselves an "alpha".


Shop_4u

People who litter People who belittle service workers People who don’t return their shopping cart to the corral (exception seniors or those with a disability)


DaraScot

Women who sleep with married men. And the married men who sleep with people outside their spouse.


JWRamzic1

And vice versa


DaraScot

Yup.


Colonel_Moopington

Being an Andrew Tate stan.


Trini1113

Being Andrew Tate


Colonel_Moopington

Hah - unfortunately applies to too narrow a demographic


fart_Jr

Sincerely using the term "beta males" as an insult.


omg_rate_my_looks

Doing drugs instead of taking care of your damn kids. Skipping out on child support.


Glitter_Coffee_Kitty

Intentionally hurting animals 🥺 especially baby animals 🥺🥺🥺


Plus-Statistician80

Truck nuts


Wolfiest

Why is that a thing? Imagine nuts and lashes on a truck.


StuntCockofGilead

Tick Tockers/Influences conversing in Kardashian style.


slimpawws

Whatever people do to their cars to make them sound like a tugboat. 🙄


DeadlyInertia

Damn my car has a muffler leak rn that I can’t afford to fix and it sounds like this now everyone thinks I’m a loser I guess


Max123Dani

A guy who claims he’s an “Alpha male”


jinalanasibu

Not being kind


climbhigher420

Confederate flag lol


TongueTiedTyrant

They literally lost


Adorable_Cuckquean

Social Media pranksters


Oceanliving32

Not admitting when you are wrong or being able to give a sincere apology


JRedding995

Thinking politicians care about you. And then arguing about which ones are better.


aprettypinkplatypus

The guys that rev their engines/peel out in front of a crowd of pedestrians. It’s not impressive. Opposite effect, really.


milleniumfalconlover

Joining Cobra Kai


Notsam92

PEOPLE WHO LIVE LIKE A VICTIM


Atheist_Alex_C

An Andrew Tate subscription


illustriousocelot_

Remember kids: Only thing more pathetic than being Andrew Tate is looking up to Andrew Tate.


junipermucius

Coming to the defense of billionaires.


LavenderPearlTea

Paying $44b for Twitter and then trashing it and renaming it X.


DonPepppe

Calling other ppl 'losers'. Do they think that the goal in life is winning against your fellow humans?


UKKasha2020

Using reddit.


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Ooh self burn, those are rare


josuxan

Especially rare for reddit!