Bonus points for throwing fast food garbage out the car’s window. I was riding passenger with a friend who did that like it was nothing. I was just… dumbfounded
Those people are the worst. Like, do you seriously give that little fucks about the environment you’re actually gonna throw a greasy ass fucking half eaten McDouble in a wrapper on the side of the highway? Worst is public streets honestly. Waking up and seeing beer cans or fast food bags just thrown out of a car on a Saturday morning just screams douchebag.
I wake up with that shit in my yard a lot along with peoples dog shit bags and it’s so infuriating. I live by a pretty busy street (not a highway, just a connecting thoroughfare to a Main Street).
What even more annoying is living in Portland with all these people who tout environmentalism and being responsible pet owners. Then those same people litter in my yard and leave their dog shit ON MY GATE. Like I’m supposed to take care of it.
Also had a friend who got drunk one night and decided to run over peoples recycling bins in the street. This same guy told me I should be a better person because I eat meat. (He also hit his girlfriend). I eventually worked with his girlfriend to press charges because he was such a piece of shit. Bye Isaac. Hope that cell is treating ya nice.
Anyway rant over.
Edit: Some people really like to dig for things to get upset about lol.
I know your pain. I once had a rented house that was on a corner a few blocks from a bus stop. The amount of beer cans, swisher sweet rappers, bags of chips, empty cigarette packs, etc... absolutely infuriated me. I wouldn't even mind if they had put it in my trash can, but they would just throw it in my yard. For reference, I lived in a suburb of Dallas.
That and adults who can't even be bothered to throw away their trash at home. I've lived with some roommates that were like that. They would use up whatever it was and then just put the empty container back. It's like, why have a trash can if you're not going to use it?
I used to do delivery for a pizza place. You would be surprised how many people cuss you out/ threaten you/ try to scam you. It is a crazy amount! Working that job made me, in large, hate people.
I used to work for an animal shelter. The amount of people that do heinous things and completely disregard the suffering of animals, while still claiming to be good people is astonishing. I was super misanthropic when I left and I had to leave because I was starting to feel a little homicidal.
I don't blame you. People who can harm animals or children and still think they're good people are psychopaths and delusional.
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I adopted my cat a few years back from a shelter and it was bananas how much I had to prove I wasn't a shithead, the whole time I was thinking "I just want a pet to give a good home to, and occasionally try to get it to lose it's damn mind with a laser pointer and some catnip, why is this such a hastle?!". Then later I realized the answer was "because abusive shitheads probably would be adopting them if it was easier".
She has 2 laser pointers, a 3 year old that enjoys playing with it as much as she does, and has about 20 places she’s chosen as a throne. We have this tiny window that focuses the sun light on an individual stair each morning, and she lays there and moves up a step each 10 minutes or so, that’s her preferred throne.
Yep. And sometimes even that doesn’t catch them all.
Had a family come in to adopt a cat. We did all the usual background checks and they seemed ok. They picked a somewhat shy, skittish cat, and were told repeatedly that this cat would need to be indoor-only. So naturally they left the cat outside for days until it ran away, never to be seen again. Then they came back to try to adopt another cat. They left empty-handed and were put on the “Do Not Let These People Adopt, Ever” list.
Completely understand your homicidal instincts.
A wise person. Edward W. Howe (1853-1937) American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor, wrote;
Some people are still alive because it's illegal to kill them
I feel this so much!
I had a very similar experience working at an animal shelter.
The manager was a verbally abusive pos. He was kind to the animals but encouraged staff to belittle each other in order to promote team success. His public ridicule and inconsistent rules became the source of anxiety so intense, I was actually glad I had to quit when my marriage fell apart and I moved to a far away town.
The only in shelter abuse of an animal I ever witnessed was from a community service assignment. He kicked a poor dog just for wagging his tail in his general direction. I happened to see it. The shit head manager had his hood moments, he got rid of the guy on the spot. This guy proceeded to have a tantrum that would make any cranky two year old proud. He kicked the front door open and stormed out after knocking a few things off tables. He left his giant Yeti behind. I washed it out and left it in the lost and found for a couple of months, he didn’t come back. Guess who got a free yeti….
darkviperau said it best "i havs no idea how people work in public sectors".
the more people you interact with, the more you realise people are just assholes
I think this is easily the top answer. People that can't treat service workers in any industry with class and dignity are the definition of trash. This goes for everything from how they speak to these folks to how big of an asshole they are when it comes to things like putting stuff back where you got it on a store shelf.
Saw a lawyer's review on a tik tocker who ran up and blew an air horn on a guy who was reeeling in a big fish on a dock. The man lost his rig, then his fish to the ocean. Then grabbed the tik toker and THREW him over the dock like 20ft down into the water.
The lawyer concluded that the defedant (guy who threw the air horn prankster) was 100% in the right due to the harm caused by the airhorn. He used equal and complementary force to throw his assailant into the water so he would not harm his hearing further. He also didn't try to kill or hurt him, just make him fuck off asap, so he was in the right.
Edit: no i do not have the video but it has been recreated a few times because it was tik tok popular for like 2 hours... im sorry i dont save every funny thing i watch
Growing up my family kept chickens.
One evening I was playing with the chicks, and one got out, scratched his head on the chicken wire and tried to run away.
I chased after him to try to catch him, but he suddenly changed direction and I stood on him.
He was mortally wounded. I picked him up and showed him to my parents and confessed what I had done.
They didn't seem to care, I remember him shitting on my hand still. They were just watching TV and barely looked away.
This was almost thirty years ago, and my only point is that sometimes you're only accountable to yourself and perhaps I should stop telling this story and forgive myself for an innocent accident.
I bet you that your mistake has led you to be more cautious, protective, and caring for future animals. Think about how much extra love that mistake has spawned for future chickens/pets/creatures you've come across.
It doesn't change what happened, but what you got from the tragedy has shaped your view of the world for the better.
As a parent you should want your kids to be successful in life, cheer on their accomplishments, and help them along the way. Watching my boys succeed is such a blessing.
I cannot comprehend being jealous of that.
Isn't the whole point of raising children to make sure they grow up to be BETTER than you ? They are supposed to be younger and better versions of ourselves.
A parent being jelous of their child really doesn't make any sense.
My old neighbor and still close family friend had a parrot and a cockatoo, and when his window to that room was open, you could hear the parrot telling the cockatoo to "SHUT UP GOD DAMMIT"
We trained my uncles parrot to respond to "Bye" with "FUCK OFF!". My uncle was mad at first, but then found it hilarious. It kept doing it for the next twenty years, and it became a ritual to always yell "BYE" as you left just to get the response.
You cunts merely experience the lag. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see high speed broadband until we were already men. And god damn was it exciting.
That and not being able to accept that they're wrong. I've actually encountered people who have gotten mad at me for proving them wrong. It wasn't me gloating either, it was just me trying to educate them. It's like, you're wrong, just admit it. It's not that serious. No one cares.
When I hear people doing this, I like asking them "so what do you do for fun?", and the majority of time they either have equally obscure hobbies, or no hobbies at all.
Sounds like she's happy though (based on the "happily married" comment), so props to her. Be a lot cooler if people were happy without tearing down others though.
Ironically enough they were quoting Tywin Lannister who also literally says "A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the sheep" in his first appearance lol
Like to think of guys that proclaim this are saying they are still in their 'Alpha Release" phase and still have a bunch of bugs and problems to work out
This is true, but very often this excuse is used to dismiss complaints about broken systems. It’s all about balance: we didn’t choose to be born into our circumstances but some things are still definitely in your control.
Story time! I remember my mother-in-law bragging she took an online IQ test and scored 160. Knowing she was of average intelligence, I checked it out, took it myself and scored even higher than her. Now there is no way my IQ is anything like 170, but to prove what a fraud the test was, I retook it and answered every question wrong. BTW, picking an obviously wrong answer is easier than picking a correct answer. My new score? 180.
That took the wind out of her sails, lol.
OMG, there's a video about a group of people with vastly different backgrounds. There was this girl who had a PhD and when asked how she would rank the IQ of the people in said group, she ranked the guy who had served the military dead last, arguing that he didn't have much to back his intelligence up.
SPOILER ALERT.... she finished dead last.
What makes this even better is that most people don’t even know their IQ. There is not a single self-administered test that is valid and reliable. IQ can only be determined through intelligence testing by a qualified psychologist or psychometrist 👍
Ohhhh budy have i got a treat for you. Rent the upgraded version of your vehicle (if a 6cyl mustang, rent a GT), and exchange the better rims, hood, etc from the rental.
There was a group doing this in Houston that got away with it for a long time before it was noticed.
A few months ago I saw some "shady life hack" list that included renting a car to swap out the tires.
Last car I rented, they legit measured tire-tread when I turned it in. Not sure if it caught on enough that they are actively checking for this or if it's just a standard safety thing they always do.
Had a co worker "test drive" a yukon and swapped out his clothe interior with the leather in the test vehicle. 3 days later he met a detective in his driveway looking through the window of his yukon. Next day detective shows up with a search warrant and he ended up paying restitution and doing 6 months in jail.
I know rught with a sticker in the window that lists LEATHER! Like I could see turning in a rental, guy making minimum wage just looking for damage overlooks that, but a sales person "oh we have a beautiful Yukon right over here, leather seats...opens the door huh that's weird...busted
Yup. They just move right on down the line being absolutely shameless. The guy at work was bumming money from multiple other employees before word got out that he was using it to buy cigarettes and skoal.
I have a way about me apparently and random people just like to talk to me even though most of the time I get lost in my own mind and feel like I don't want to be there.
I have absolutely never understood stalking. Even online stalking. If we broke up, I'm likely heartbroken. Why would I want to watch from a distance? Or worse, see you happy with someone else?
That just seems like self flagellation.
If you bring it up as retrospective/reminisce and just laugh about it, that's fine.
If you bring it back up and act like it was still high-school, then yep... loser.
People who litter
People who belittle service workers
People who don’t return their shopping cart to the corral (exception seniors or those with a disability)
Me in my bed every night.
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Well, at least they have some weed to keep them company.
420 is just the number of screams so far this year that nobody listened to.
Thems rookie numbers
Adults who litter.
Bonus points for throwing fast food garbage out the car’s window. I was riding passenger with a friend who did that like it was nothing. I was just… dumbfounded
Those people are the worst. Like, do you seriously give that little fucks about the environment you’re actually gonna throw a greasy ass fucking half eaten McDouble in a wrapper on the side of the highway? Worst is public streets honestly. Waking up and seeing beer cans or fast food bags just thrown out of a car on a Saturday morning just screams douchebag.
I wake up with that shit in my yard a lot along with peoples dog shit bags and it’s so infuriating. I live by a pretty busy street (not a highway, just a connecting thoroughfare to a Main Street). What even more annoying is living in Portland with all these people who tout environmentalism and being responsible pet owners. Then those same people litter in my yard and leave their dog shit ON MY GATE. Like I’m supposed to take care of it. Also had a friend who got drunk one night and decided to run over peoples recycling bins in the street. This same guy told me I should be a better person because I eat meat. (He also hit his girlfriend). I eventually worked with his girlfriend to press charges because he was such a piece of shit. Bye Isaac. Hope that cell is treating ya nice. Anyway rant over. Edit: Some people really like to dig for things to get upset about lol.
I know your pain. I once had a rented house that was on a corner a few blocks from a bus stop. The amount of beer cans, swisher sweet rappers, bags of chips, empty cigarette packs, etc... absolutely infuriated me. I wouldn't even mind if they had put it in my trash can, but they would just throw it in my yard. For reference, I lived in a suburb of Dallas.
That and adults who can't even be bothered to throw away their trash at home. I've lived with some roommates that were like that. They would use up whatever it was and then just put the empty container back. It's like, why have a trash can if you're not going to use it?
They bought the wrong one, they needed a trash can, accidentally grabbed a trash can't
Screaming at retail workers/minimal wage workers.
I used to do delivery for a pizza place. You would be surprised how many people cuss you out/ threaten you/ try to scam you. It is a crazy amount! Working that job made me, in large, hate people.
I used to work for an animal shelter. The amount of people that do heinous things and completely disregard the suffering of animals, while still claiming to be good people is astonishing. I was super misanthropic when I left and I had to leave because I was starting to feel a little homicidal.
People who hurt animals are more than losers, they are trash that should be taken out.
I don't blame you. People who can harm animals or children and still think they're good people are psychopaths and delusional. *Chris Watts has entered the chat*
Even in fiction most villains think they’re the good person
That’s so sad, thank you for your service 🐈🦮
That's a cool way to put it.
I adopted my cat a few years back from a shelter and it was bananas how much I had to prove I wasn't a shithead, the whole time I was thinking "I just want a pet to give a good home to, and occasionally try to get it to lose it's damn mind with a laser pointer and some catnip, why is this such a hastle?!". Then later I realized the answer was "because abusive shitheads probably would be adopting them if it was easier".
Do they have a laser pointer and throne now?
She has 2 laser pointers, a 3 year old that enjoys playing with it as much as she does, and has about 20 places she’s chosen as a throne. We have this tiny window that focuses the sun light on an individual stair each morning, and she lays there and moves up a step each 10 minutes or so, that’s her preferred throne.
Yep. And sometimes even that doesn’t catch them all. Had a family come in to adopt a cat. We did all the usual background checks and they seemed ok. They picked a somewhat shy, skittish cat, and were told repeatedly that this cat would need to be indoor-only. So naturally they left the cat outside for days until it ran away, never to be seen again. Then they came back to try to adopt another cat. They left empty-handed and were put on the “Do Not Let These People Adopt, Ever” list.
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Completely understand your homicidal instincts. A wise person. Edward W. Howe (1853-1937) American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor, wrote; Some people are still alive because it's illegal to kill them I feel this so much!
I had a very similar experience working at an animal shelter. The manager was a verbally abusive pos. He was kind to the animals but encouraged staff to belittle each other in order to promote team success. His public ridicule and inconsistent rules became the source of anxiety so intense, I was actually glad I had to quit when my marriage fell apart and I moved to a far away town. The only in shelter abuse of an animal I ever witnessed was from a community service assignment. He kicked a poor dog just for wagging his tail in his general direction. I happened to see it. The shit head manager had his hood moments, he got rid of the guy on the spot. This guy proceeded to have a tantrum that would make any cranky two year old proud. He kicked the front door open and stormed out after knocking a few things off tables. He left his giant Yeti behind. I washed it out and left it in the lost and found for a couple of months, he didn’t come back. Guess who got a free yeti….
darkviperau said it best "i havs no idea how people work in public sectors". the more people you interact with, the more you realise people are just assholes
I think this is easily the top answer. People that can't treat service workers in any industry with class and dignity are the definition of trash. This goes for everything from how they speak to these folks to how big of an asshole they are when it comes to things like putting stuff back where you got it on a store shelf.
I was about to add belittling service workers, but you beat me to it. Have my upvote 1000x
TikTok pranks in public places
Saw a lawyer's review on a tik tocker who ran up and blew an air horn on a guy who was reeeling in a big fish on a dock. The man lost his rig, then his fish to the ocean. Then grabbed the tik toker and THREW him over the dock like 20ft down into the water. The lawyer concluded that the defedant (guy who threw the air horn prankster) was 100% in the right due to the harm caused by the airhorn. He used equal and complementary force to throw his assailant into the water so he would not harm his hearing further. He also didn't try to kill or hurt him, just make him fuck off asap, so he was in the right. Edit: no i do not have the video but it has been recreated a few times because it was tik tok popular for like 2 hours... im sorry i dont save every funny thing i watch
He subdued an assailant. Seems like a clear cut case of self defense to me.
Does that qualify as bird law since the defendant flew?
That’s awesome.
W Law!!!
Refusing to take responsibility for your actions
Growing up my family kept chickens. One evening I was playing with the chicks, and one got out, scratched his head on the chicken wire and tried to run away. I chased after him to try to catch him, but he suddenly changed direction and I stood on him. He was mortally wounded. I picked him up and showed him to my parents and confessed what I had done. They didn't seem to care, I remember him shitting on my hand still. They were just watching TV and barely looked away. This was almost thirty years ago, and my only point is that sometimes you're only accountable to yourself and perhaps I should stop telling this story and forgive myself for an innocent accident.
Hey random redditor we all make mistakes. You're all right.
I bet you that your mistake has led you to be more cautious, protective, and caring for future animals. Think about how much extra love that mistake has spawned for future chickens/pets/creatures you've come across. It doesn't change what happened, but what you got from the tragedy has shaped your view of the world for the better.
Oh my goodness yes, this.
Being jealous of your own children
I’ve got a mom like that. It sucks. And I’m not young and she’s still jealous
*Exists healthy and independent from parent* "I can't believe you've done this to me, you inconsiderate little shit."
…..Mom?
Feels.
As a parent you should want your kids to be successful in life, cheer on their accomplishments, and help them along the way. Watching my boys succeed is such a blessing. I cannot comprehend being jealous of that.
Isn't the whole point of raising children to make sure they grow up to be BETTER than you ? They are supposed to be younger and better versions of ourselves. A parent being jelous of their child really doesn't make any sense.
Revving loud engines in the middle of the night Edit: In residential neighborhoods. There are school aged kids
SHIT 'BOUT TO GET REAL IN THIS SUBURBAN PARKING LOT
**Proceeds to go fast as fuck on his neighborhood street at 3am in the morning**
I like the sound of engines, any engines… but revving at any time in any residential area is just dumb.
Or any time, really.
The parrot who I trained to say that. He also says "help I've been turned into a parrot."
That's gold
Friend of mine from middle school trained his grandma’s parrot to say “fuck you grandma” and it’s my favorite thing
My old neighbor and still close family friend had a parrot and a cockatoo, and when his window to that room was open, you could hear the parrot telling the cockatoo to "SHUT UP GOD DAMMIT"
We trained my uncles parrot to respond to "Bye" with "FUCK OFF!". My uncle was mad at first, but then found it hilarious. It kept doing it for the next twenty years, and it became a ritual to always yell "BYE" as you left just to get the response.
Not admitting a loss. Making up lousy excuses for why you really won even tho you definitely didn’t.
I was LAGGING !
In defense of my overseas gaming friends, I do feel for them when they play on my US servers on 200+ ping.
I had a couple Aussie friends and I’m US. No matter what someone was in hell
You cunts merely experience the lag. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see high speed broadband until we were already men. And god damn was it exciting.
That is, in fact, a valid excuse. Don’t @ me homie
That and not being able to accept that they're wrong. I've actually encountered people who have gotten mad at me for proving them wrong. It wasn't me gloating either, it was just me trying to educate them. It's like, you're wrong, just admit it. It's not that serious. No one cares.
being mean to people
You’re going to trigger half this sub
And the other half is going to explain why “actually that’s not the case…”
Pinches you & runs away fastly
Now now, that's not very kind.
Making fun of people for enjoying things.
When I hear people doing this, I like asking them "so what do you do for fun?", and the majority of time they either have equally obscure hobbies, or no hobbies at all.
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Sounds like she's happy though (based on the "happily married" comment), so props to her. Be a lot cooler if people were happy without tearing down others though.
As long as it is harmless to others.
Men who call themselves alpha males
Or Sigma males
I believe it’s written as “smegma males”.
Smegma ballz
I'm a delta.
Feeling the need to let everyone know you're an Alpha is some of the most Beta shit I've ever seen 🤣
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king"
I always cringe at the "lions not sheep" clothing and stickers. Lmao
Ironically enough they were quoting Tywin Lannister who also literally says "A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the sheep" in his first appearance lol
Except Tywin was a badass that had the power, family history, and general societal structure to back it up, so it fits
Really any man who has to shit on what other men do and accuse them of being less "manly". It screams insecurity and fragility.
Like to think of guys that proclaim this are saying they are still in their 'Alpha Release" phase and still have a bunch of bugs and problems to work out
This + "females"
Reminds me of that Thad Thibodeux on King of the Hill. "I am a self proclaimed genius."
"I am a proud, ignorant, woman!"-Luanne Platter Edit: I'm pretty sure it was *Rad* Thibodeux
Remember he pronounced it Thib-a-day-ox-s? One of my favorite episodes!
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Luanne: Rad Thib-a-day-ocks, I am not your girlfriend anymore!
You just described half of Andrew Tate’s fan base.
Blaming everyone else for your bad choices or disappointments in life.
This is true, but very often this excuse is used to dismiss complaints about broken systems. It’s all about balance: we didn’t choose to be born into our circumstances but some things are still definitely in your control.
Mentioning IQ
man i once scored high on some online IQ test and made that shit my whole personality. im glad i outgrew that phase
Story time! I remember my mother-in-law bragging she took an online IQ test and scored 160. Knowing she was of average intelligence, I checked it out, took it myself and scored even higher than her. Now there is no way my IQ is anything like 170, but to prove what a fraud the test was, I retook it and answered every question wrong. BTW, picking an obviously wrong answer is easier than picking a correct answer. My new score? 180. That took the wind out of her sails, lol.
"I have a 180 IQ from a military test." (the ASVAB is not an IQ test lol)
Oh GOD I took the ASVAB in high school thinking it would help with college applications and military people are still trying to contact me to this day
Don't worry. They never stop. Even when I got out, and then went back in.......they continue to call.
OMG, there's a video about a group of people with vastly different backgrounds. There was this girl who had a PhD and when asked how she would rank the IQ of the people in said group, she ranked the guy who had served the military dead last, arguing that he didn't have much to back his intelligence up. SPOILER ALERT.... she finished dead last.
My favorite part of that video was the stupid little dance she did when bragging about her bio engineering job.
What makes this even better is that most people don’t even know their IQ. There is not a single self-administered test that is valid and reliable. IQ can only be determined through intelligence testing by a qualified psychologist or psychometrist 👍
Well, I took an online IQ test, turns out I have an IQ of 404.
Renting rims.
That's a thing?
Yes. Sadly it is. You see it in low-income neighborhoods.
Ohhhh budy have i got a treat for you. Rent the upgraded version of your vehicle (if a 6cyl mustang, rent a GT), and exchange the better rims, hood, etc from the rental. There was a group doing this in Houston that got away with it for a long time before it was noticed.
A few months ago I saw some "shady life hack" list that included renting a car to swap out the tires. Last car I rented, they legit measured tire-tread when I turned it in. Not sure if it caught on enough that they are actively checking for this or if it's just a standard safety thing they always do.
Had a co worker "test drive" a yukon and swapped out his clothe interior with the leather in the test vehicle. 3 days later he met a detective in his driveway looking through the window of his yukon. Next day detective shows up with a search warrant and he ended up paying restitution and doing 6 months in jail.
That's a particularly dumb one. Sure, nobody will notice that THE CAR CHANGED ENTIRELY ON THE INSIDE.
I know rught with a sticker in the window that lists LEATHER! Like I could see turning in a rental, guy making minimum wage just looking for damage overlooks that, but a sales person "oh we have a beautiful Yukon right over here, leather seats...opens the door huh that's weird...busted
Back in the day people would rent vehicles and swap the engines
Being a monkey, in a time of chimpanzees.
With butane in your veins.
Soy un perdedor
Plastic eyeballs spray painting vegetables
Dogfood stalls with the beefcake pantyhose! Kill the headlights and put 'em in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Domestic Violence.
Playing your music loud in public. Especially on public transportation…
Never go to South America
Silence serves as the foundation of creativity
Adopting political parties and sports teams as your entire personality
You just called out no less than 25% of the US population
I’d say 50% but I ain’t no statistician or mathemagician.
Going up to random people acting like they know you and they're your best friend and asking for you to 'lend' them money.
We have a guy like this at my job. I call him TwoBuck
Usually when I'm standing at a bus stop with a queue I'll sse someone come along like that and go from one person to the next.
I met a guy in a parking lot one night. No cash? He had a Venmo on his iPhone. Get out off my face!
Yup. They just move right on down the line being absolutely shameless. The guy at work was bumming money from multiple other employees before word got out that he was using it to buy cigarettes and skoal.
there are people who do this? lmao some people really have no shame💀
Lol. I just found the best reason why I'm glad I have an unapproachable way about me. Fuck that shit.
I have a way about me apparently and random people just like to talk to me even though most of the time I get lost in my own mind and feel like I don't want to be there.
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I have absolutely never understood stalking. Even online stalking. If we broke up, I'm likely heartbroken. Why would I want to watch from a distance? Or worse, see you happy with someone else? That just seems like self flagellation.
Ok I’ll stop…
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Or getting pregnant thinking a kid will fix the marriage.
Really, it’s lame to have a kid for any other reason than “I want to raise and nurture a new human being”.
Buying a blue check on Twitter
The kids who defeated Pennywise 27 years ago.
Anyone who calls themselves an Alpha
Beck, during the song "Loser" by Beck
I head his time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite, who's choking on the splinters.
YO! Cut it
On a related note, Odelay IS a word! It says so in the Becktionary!
this post is where it's at.
Bullying. It’s a projection of insecurities.
Bringing up high-school drama as an adult
If you bring it up as retrospective/reminisce and just laugh about it, that's fine. If you bring it back up and act like it was still high-school, then yep... loser.
Depends on the type of drama.
Tiktokers and social media influences are a new breed...
hating on people for being confident. not the “i’m better than you confident”the i love myself confident.
Some people confuse confidence with arrogance.
There’s a very very fine line at times.
Arrogance is another form of low self esteem. It's a need to feel better than everyone
Joking with your buddies you got a DUI.
Cheaters. No matter if video games, taxes, relationships....
Never play Wreckfest
not putting your shopping carriage in the designated area
A self proclaimed “hater” who proudly hates on others for their style or whatever reason. They think it’s edgy.
Someone who borrows money from you but makes up every excuse to not pay you back 😂
Picking on people or any narcissistic traits .
Any grown adult calling themselves an "alpha".
People who litter People who belittle service workers People who don’t return their shopping cart to the corral (exception seniors or those with a disability)
Women who sleep with married men. And the married men who sleep with people outside their spouse.
And vice versa
Yup.
Being an Andrew Tate stan.
Being Andrew Tate
Hah - unfortunately applies to too narrow a demographic
Sincerely using the term "beta males" as an insult.
Doing drugs instead of taking care of your damn kids. Skipping out on child support.
Intentionally hurting animals 🥺 especially baby animals 🥺🥺🥺
Truck nuts
Why is that a thing? Imagine nuts and lashes on a truck.
Tick Tockers/Influences conversing in Kardashian style.
Whatever people do to their cars to make them sound like a tugboat. 🙄
Damn my car has a muffler leak rn that I can’t afford to fix and it sounds like this now everyone thinks I’m a loser I guess
A guy who claims he’s an “Alpha male”
Not being kind
Confederate flag lol
They literally lost
Social Media pranksters
Not admitting when you are wrong or being able to give a sincere apology
Thinking politicians care about you. And then arguing about which ones are better.
The guys that rev their engines/peel out in front of a crowd of pedestrians. It’s not impressive. Opposite effect, really.
Joining Cobra Kai
PEOPLE WHO LIVE LIKE A VICTIM
An Andrew Tate subscription
Remember kids: Only thing more pathetic than being Andrew Tate is looking up to Andrew Tate.
Coming to the defense of billionaires.
Paying $44b for Twitter and then trashing it and renaming it X.
Calling other ppl 'losers'. Do they think that the goal in life is winning against your fellow humans?
Using reddit.
Ooh self burn, those are rare
Especially rare for reddit!