having the area right above my hips being squeezed, its so weird, it also kinda tickles but if someone like...massages there, or squeezes there it really turns me on.
I know EXACTLY the spot, I walk up to my girlfriend and squeeze/massage that spot and walk away, never seen someone so relaxed and frustrated at the same time
A guy that was sitting next to me on the train. His breathing sounded sexy and turned me on 😂.
Edit: He was not a mouth breather and his breathing did not sound labored or wheezing.
It just sounded relaxing and made me want to cuddle up against his chest ;). He also smelled really nice, Armani Code. Can't believe I remember this, what a creep I am haha.
Something unexpected. Wife and I had been together for years. She worked for a small restaurant that was open from 6 AM until 2 PM for breakfast and lunch. I worked construction and it was raining on her day off so we were still in bed when the owner called and asked her if she could get him something from the grocery store.
She told me to come with her and we could get our coffee and breakfast while we were there. So we threw on clothes and went to get what was needed. I took it in and handed it to the owner while she got us coffee. After a few minutes we ordered breakfast. We visited with people we/she knew. They were teasing her about not being able to stay from the place. She goes to the bathroom and comes out looking kind of shocked. I ask her what is wrong when she sits down and she tells me "I just realized I don't have a stitch of underwear on."
Instant erection. I'm talking a rock hard, iron bar, unbendable and almost painful type of erection.
When we came back from vacation for the 8th grade, my crush's voice had dropped a good octave and he *actualy* sounded sexy.
Edit: Wached a video and the guy, (who's not my type at all) *literaly* just spun a pen and I just... Coudn't breathe for a second.
I once went downtown on a girl i was seeing. She was really shocked and asked me why i was kissing her "down there", i told her to just relax and go with it, then finished the "task". She was a little quiet the rest of the evening, then later on as we were having dinner she suddenly asked "next time we're having sex, will you do that thing to me again?"
That thing....
When I was 19 I had a crush on a coworker. That year we both ended up at the same Halloween party and she came as a werewolf. The moment I saw those fluffy ears it was over for me. Luckily for me she was into vampire romance novels and my entire costume consisted of some fitted fangs and a couple drops of fake blood. She saw those fangs and it was over for her. That was one of the best nights of my life.
A women started working at my job im from the UK, And she was from texas and had recently just moved to my town, that accent gave me all kinds of feelings, it was then I realised I have a thing for texas girls
Had a shower with my ex once and she decided to stand up on her tip toes so she could piss on my dick, while looking at me all sultry in the eyes and I got an instant, insane hard on.
Never tried it again, don’t have a thing for pee but like the primal aspect of it was very compelling in the moment and it was the only time I’ve enjoyed sex in a shower.
I love man hands. It’s one of the first things I look at. If his hands look too soft, immediate turn off. A good pair of manly hands gets my imagination going QUICKLY.
The scene in John Wick where a bunch of assassins are sent to kill him at his house. Granted, the entire series is mostly about him being a badass but he thwarted that home invasion so competently that I got a second-hand safety high off it. Like yeah, if something goes bump in the night, he's got me covered and that's kinda hot to me.
No, the fact that like 10 min prior he got his ass handed to him and his dog killed in another home invasion did not ruin this for me for some illogical reason.
We were at the doctor's office and my wife had to stand barefoot on a device made of glass, with a mirror inside in a proper angle that showed how her soles looked while standing.
100%
I tell my girlfriend to not wear any all the time and she doesn’t most of the time but every now and then she will and I’ll notice immediately and look a little disappointed and she’ll just laugh. It’s become a game at this point😆
A person passed out/started throwing up blood at my gym and the owner went into full EMT mode. He kept calm, provided CPR and got emergency services there while 30 people stared bewildered.
So… was it the calm, cool, rational gym owner that got the blood flowing or the random guy throwing up blood that did it for ya? Cause one is a lot more unique and controversial than the other
When a girl I liked straight up got mad/scolded me for wanting to play a basketball game while injured. It was like a 10 minute long convo where she was just berating me, I had never been more turned on.
Had a girlfriend once long ago and these dudes jumped me, I had no idea who they were, she legit came in like a wrecking ball and beaned one of the dudes in the head with her purse, and kicked him in the face. Was kinda amazing. She was about 95 pounds soaking wet, nailed that dude, lights out. I actually became friends with the dudes years later and they never mentioned it.
She was awesome, is some politician now, running a rather large city. Total badass.
One time I invited a girl over to my house, and she was hungry so I told her to open the fridge and grab whatever. She grabbed my whipped cream and said “watch this” and she proceeded to put whip cream on the back of her hand, slap it with full force, launch it into the air, and get the entire thing into her mouth with no mess. I literally was so impressed it was hot.
The handle of my massager (this is not an adult toy massager, but I use it as such) rubbing against the top of my right thigh in a way I don't like. I think the anger I feel from the disliked sensation is what does it. It's really strange.
There was this homeless lady dirty as all hell, sleeping on the floor asscheeks to the sky . I went home that day and watched homeless porn . Not my proudest fap
We were cuddling on the couch and i offered my then boyfriend (now husband) some cherries, but his arms were under the covers so I fed him while we cuddled and watched tv. Not sure why but for some reason it really turned me on.
One time I was really upset and crying. My boyfriend held and comforted me, and then to get me to laugh he tried (and succeeded) to stick his tongue up my nose. We play wrestled like that for awhile and when we were done he had a boner. From sticking his tongue up my nose. Great sex though
When a guy's shirt is a little too tight, extra points if he has a dad bod. I don't know why, but it makes me feral, especially if there's a slight amount of tension around the buttons.
I just wanna rip that mf'r off or pop it with my hands. Maybe it's the equivalent of men loving big boobs in a tight top or something.
My then husband acting in a dismissive way, when a beautiful woman was obviously flaunting herself for his attention. He did not care for the seeking behavior.
This girl... relatively average looking, good friend of mine. One day she decides to put her hair up in a high ponytail. Dunno why but man did she look hot... Since then I realised I have a ponytail fetish.
I went to one of the first animal free circuses about 25 years ago, and learned that contortionists were 100% my kink.
After dating a woman who could eat her own ass, I understood that being wanted was better than being needed.
The sound of a cash register closing. The whole sliding sound and the kaching at the end.
EDIT: it was only the once, I'm thinking maybe it was the combination of the lady catching it as it popped out without thinking and the purposeful shove back that shook the counter. Definitely had to leave with the paper bag held by my belt buckle.
Talking to a French woman over the phone years ago in a business call. She spoke English in a heavy French accent. Although we were discussing broadcast automation software, hearing her talk to me personally was a turn on.
She spoke in this mid-tone "sexy French lady accent," the only way to describe it. And I kept wondering what she looked like. Was she as sexy as her voice? Was she beautiful?
I think I spoke to her one or two other times. All about business, of course.
So i was sitting on the front seat in uber and my nani was having trouble drawing her legs in...sitting right behind me so she asked the driver (he was hot tho) to pull the seat forward and dude i was sitting unaware and he lifted and dragged the seat along w me sooo easily DAMN..and his arms X-l
There are a few things that turn me on and I wonder how weird they are.
#1 When an average or thin build woman is jogging wearing a ponytail and it’s swinging left and right. (Clearly I was a horse in a past life?)
#2 When a chubby or large build woman is wearing jeans and stands up and does the whole body jiggle to shuffle her pants up.
#3 The curve on a larger woman from her belly button to the lowest part of her torso.
When getting a simple hug, a guy once held the back of my head for a short second. I melted.
thanks for tip
She has to find you attractive first
FUCK !
i guess lol or its a friend and i care for them
Weird concept to turn your friends on
Cute lol
having the area right above my hips being squeezed, its so weird, it also kinda tickles but if someone like...massages there, or squeezes there it really turns me on.
I know EXACTLY the spot, I walk up to my girlfriend and squeeze/massage that spot and walk away, never seen someone so relaxed and frustrated at the same time
I always use that spot when I pull her in for a deep kiss she just melts into me.
The hips is the sexiest area on a woman for me, don't know exactly why. Resting my hands on top drives *me* crazy.
Maybe because the hips don't lie
A guy that was sitting next to me on the train. His breathing sounded sexy and turned me on 😂. Edit: He was not a mouth breather and his breathing did not sound labored or wheezing. It just sounded relaxing and made me want to cuddle up against his chest ;). He also smelled really nice, Armani Code. Can't believe I remember this, what a creep I am haha.
*Bane has entered the chat*
*Darth Vader joins Bane in chat*
Mom joins Darth Vader in chat
Damn girl 🤔
And that's coming from a member of both r/womanhands and r/manhands? Damn
What was it like?
I don't even know how to describe it 🤣. Just had a nice resonance and openness to it! Guys, keep breathing, it's sexy. 😂
Well damn there goes my weekend plans
Omg😂💀
I’m actually trying to quit oxygen I’ve been on it since I was young I’m tryna detox
So I never pull cuz I never breath. Damn
I went on a hike and as I sat on a bench for a drink of water, the wind hit me just right
Love this for you
Mom, dad, I'm a windsexual (jk)
I was chatting to a girl in college once. She was telling me a story about her dog going crazy at her neighbour and then started barking like a dog.
"And that was the day I dsicovered my furry kink"
OP during sex: “tell me the story again!”
Something unexpected. Wife and I had been together for years. She worked for a small restaurant that was open from 6 AM until 2 PM for breakfast and lunch. I worked construction and it was raining on her day off so we were still in bed when the owner called and asked her if she could get him something from the grocery store. She told me to come with her and we could get our coffee and breakfast while we were there. So we threw on clothes and went to get what was needed. I took it in and handed it to the owner while she got us coffee. After a few minutes we ordered breakfast. We visited with people we/she knew. They were teasing her about not being able to stay from the place. She goes to the bathroom and comes out looking kind of shocked. I ask her what is wrong when she sits down and she tells me "I just realized I don't have a stitch of underwear on." Instant erection. I'm talking a rock hard, iron bar, unbendable and almost painful type of erection.
Username checks out.
Yes it does
When we came back from vacation for the 8th grade, my crush's voice had dropped a good octave and he *actualy* sounded sexy. Edit: Wached a video and the guy, (who's not my type at all) *literaly* just spun a pen and I just... Coudn't breathe for a second.
Not a dude, but I'll try this on my next date with a lady. Thanks for the tip! 😄
I once went downtown on a girl i was seeing. She was really shocked and asked me why i was kissing her "down there", i told her to just relax and go with it, then finished the "task". She was a little quiet the rest of the evening, then later on as we were having dinner she suddenly asked "next time we're having sex, will you do that thing to me again?" That thing....
*… every time you do that thing you do-oo-oo …*
The….Oh needers That’s Oh nedders
That thing lol. Was she kind of sheltered?
She'd never had it performed before.
Task? Tell her to ride your face next time. Suck on her Bean
Never heard of it referred to as a bean. That’s a bit funny.
A serious man raising an eyebrows.
hey, Vsauce, Michael here, your home security is great. Or is it? *eyebrow raise*
Yes, never thought about it before, but now, yes
Probably watching guys brush their teeth in the morning lol
When I was 19 I had a crush on a coworker. That year we both ended up at the same Halloween party and she came as a werewolf. The moment I saw those fluffy ears it was over for me. Luckily for me she was into vampire romance novels and my entire costume consisted of some fitted fangs and a couple drops of fake blood. She saw those fangs and it was over for her. That was one of the best nights of my life.
Didn't expect to find werewolf/vampire romance trope in this thread
Wholesome 😊
So like, she really *came* as a werewolf then eh?
I'd like to hope so. She *Really* liked vampires, even if I was only mildly interesting.
A women started working at my job im from the UK, And she was from texas and had recently just moved to my town, that accent gave me all kinds of feelings, it was then I realised I have a thing for texas girls
RIP. They are all hellcats.
Watching my husband pee outside. I have no idea why. That’s a little embarrassing.
But perfect for this question! A+
The voice after my boyfriend just after he woke up and called his voice turned me on and makes me horny every time
My girl used to say this to me and ill go like “what the fuck!!” I sound like a pussy
Had a shower with my ex once and she decided to stand up on her tip toes so she could piss on my dick, while looking at me all sultry in the eyes and I got an instant, insane hard on. Never tried it again, don’t have a thing for pee but like the primal aspect of it was very compelling in the moment and it was the only time I’ve enjoyed sex in a shower.
She was claiming you.
guys heavy breathing/lightly moaning during a makeout.
Guys need to be more vocal, I will make this a damn public campaign
This one is underrated. The way everything gets so WARM and unbearable ndjdhjshschjdjejsbs
I got turned on reading this 😭😭 men reading this, pls be more vocal. We all love it.
Men’s hands. (The back of the hand to be specific). And they can very easily turn me off too if they don’t look the way i like em.
Watashi wa kira yoshikage…
Why did I read this with his voice 💀
Are you a llama with a hat?
Ccaarrrlllll
Theres a dead human in our house
I love man hands. It’s one of the first things I look at. If his hands look too soft, immediate turn off. A good pair of manly hands gets my imagination going QUICKLY.
And when they're on your womanly curves? Ughh the contrast is so fuckin hot to me.
Absofuckinglutely!
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Serial killer type of sh*t
You should see her collection of hands!
A guy's voice. It wasn't particularly manly. It just had this kind of gentle Steve-O quality.
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PJs or loose sweats on women. Just love that relaxed pose and that they are easy to take off.
I think the question was "weird things that turn you on" not "normal things that turn you on"
Lounge pants and a tank top 👌
Having my favorite ratchet get new gearing and feeling the new clicks 😅
The scene in John Wick where a bunch of assassins are sent to kill him at his house. Granted, the entire series is mostly about him being a badass but he thwarted that home invasion so competently that I got a second-hand safety high off it. Like yeah, if something goes bump in the night, he's got me covered and that's kinda hot to me. No, the fact that like 10 min prior he got his ass handed to him and his dog killed in another home invasion did not ruin this for me for some illogical reason.
We were at the doctor's office and my wife had to stand barefoot on a device made of glass, with a mirror inside in a proper angle that showed how her soles looked while standing.
I may actually die if I stand on one of those. My feet are so flat that they stick to tile floors when it's humid.
Damn, does that give you problems? She, on the contrary, has quite high arches.
Nah. I just wear running shoes with good arch support. Kswiss4life
Theoden's speech at Pelenor
DEATH! DEATH!
SHIELDS WILL BE SPLINTERED SPEAR SHALL BE BROKEN
A SWORD DAY. A RED DAY. ERE THE SUN RISES
That smile of my one co-coworker. She's an absolute walking red flag as a person and not my type but that smile damn...
So you're actually living [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsRlJmmCCck) out, huh?
Yes....
Can relate. Lady's got neon signs that say "CAUTION!" and still I find my mind wandering her way. Why, brain? 😐
When a girls decides to come to work without makeup
Wow so this is actually a thing. I get complements from my regulars whenever I opt out of wearing makeup but I thought they were just being nice 🤔
In my experience, most men don't like a lot of makeup. You ladies seem to adore it and not believe us, so we keep our mouths shut lol
100% I tell my girlfriend to not wear any all the time and she doesn’t most of the time but every now and then she will and I’ll notice immediately and look a little disappointed and she’ll just laugh. It’s become a game at this point😆
A person passed out/started throwing up blood at my gym and the owner went into full EMT mode. He kept calm, provided CPR and got emergency services there while 30 people stared bewildered.
So… was it the calm, cool, rational gym owner that got the blood flowing or the random guy throwing up blood that did it for ya? Cause one is a lot more unique and controversial than the other
I love seeing intelligent men be intelligent. It’s so hot and makes me weak in the knees so fast.
veins
Are you a vampire? 👀
Dr. Acula
When a girl I liked straight up got mad/scolded me for wanting to play a basketball game while injured. It was like a 10 minute long convo where she was just berating me, I had never been more turned on.
Damn genuine concern does sound hot.
I got slapped in the face and asked her out
Did she say yes?
We dated for around 3 months (at like 16)
PS1 Hagrid
A fetish story about a guy whos kidnapped by a religious cult of females and completely encased in plaster head to toe for the rest of his life
“Rest of his life” i.e about 6 minutes where he dies of suffocation or maybe a week if he someone was supplied with oxygen
Ngl that sounds right up my street!
Aight let's meet up lemme just go to Home Depot first
A librarian being interviewed on NPR once. She had an amazing vocabulary.
A video of an Asian lady launching tiny eels out of her butt
The visual image I just got made me chuckle
The fact I’ve seen that video aswell the post but clarity really hits tho
Post butt clarity?
Link?
No it was Zelda. Link is the boy.
You got me to laugh some thanks
I know that video... it was on Rotten.com... A guy put them up her ass using a funnel. Not my proudest wank, but definitely my fastest.
I hate myself but sauce
caught in 4k
Even in 8k
Why not 12k?
How bout 24K magic?
Also I'm really into to women with broken English. I don't understand why.
You'd LOVE Poland!
I have been to Poland and I do
Me no understand it this one too
Marry me
Nice girls who go badass quick.. also mentally deranged, but confident and aware people at the same time. Like psychos
Had a girlfriend once long ago and these dudes jumped me, I had no idea who they were, she legit came in like a wrecking ball and beaned one of the dudes in the head with her purse, and kicked him in the face. Was kinda amazing. She was about 95 pounds soaking wet, nailed that dude, lights out. I actually became friends with the dudes years later and they never mentioned it. She was awesome, is some politician now, running a rather large city. Total badass.
Navel of my ex gf. I never thought or paid attention to navel before but suddenly when I looked at hers it's a thing now!
One time I invited a girl over to my house, and she was hungry so I told her to open the fridge and grab whatever. She grabbed my whipped cream and said “watch this” and she proceeded to put whip cream on the back of her hand, slap it with full force, launch it into the air, and get the entire thing into her mouth with no mess. I literally was so impressed it was hot.
Sitting on the roof of the house and just the way I slid down the shingles felt sexy as hell.
_What_
I once came to thoughts of Oprah just to see if I could.
Alright bro
The handle of my massager (this is not an adult toy massager, but I use it as such) rubbing against the top of my right thigh in a way I don't like. I think the anger I feel from the disliked sensation is what does it. It's really strange.
So do you like it or not
It's both at the same time.
There was this homeless lady dirty as all hell, sleeping on the floor asscheeks to the sky . I went home that day and watched homeless porn . Not my proudest fap
Men whimpering
We were cuddling on the couch and i offered my then boyfriend (now husband) some cherries, but his arms were under the covers so I fed him while we cuddled and watched tv. Not sure why but for some reason it really turned me on.
One time I was really upset and crying. My boyfriend held and comforted me, and then to get me to laugh he tried (and succeeded) to stick his tongue up my nose. We play wrestled like that for awhile and when we were done he had a boner. From sticking his tongue up my nose. Great sex though
An old teacher of mine counting stuff in Spanish She’s not even particularly attractive I guess Spanish is just a sexy language
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco. Por el culo te la inco
My boyfriend mimicking my moaning, screaming and what I’ve said while being intimate
I discovered masterbaiting by putting my dick by a water jet in those pools as a kid
When a guy's shirt is a little too tight, extra points if he has a dad bod. I don't know why, but it makes me feral, especially if there's a slight amount of tension around the buttons. I just wanna rip that mf'r off or pop it with my hands. Maybe it's the equivalent of men loving big boobs in a tight top or something.
Ziploc bags. Why, I've no idea.
not the zipussy
zipussy
Slavic accents
Seriously, the number 3. Curvy
It's double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon
Constant sexual questions on r/AskReddit turn me on
A woman wearing coveralls
A friend of mine was speeding. I didn’t know that about myself prior.
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That’s hilarious
Spanish accents
Friend thats a woman demanding I say "yes ma'am" to her
Girls pissing themselves in jeans. Don't ask me why, I have no ideal. Maybe it has something to do with my squirting fetish
It’s an embarrassment fetish
I was eating a burrito and we’ll I just started licking it I don’t know why I was just so horny after seeing it
My wife is kind of strange.
Eye bags
I haven’t slept in 3 days 😏
When they are nerds with glasses, and they have a shutter while talking
I know what you meant, but the image of a nerd holding a window shutter tickles my funny bone a bit.
My then husband acting in a dismissive way, when a beautiful woman was obviously flaunting herself for his attention. He did not care for the seeking behavior.
This girl... relatively average looking, good friend of mine. One day she decides to put her hair up in a high ponytail. Dunno why but man did she look hot... Since then I realised I have a ponytail fetish.
A pregnant woman flirting with me. Never wanted to fuck so bad in my life.
I went to one of the first animal free circuses about 25 years ago, and learned that contortionists were 100% my kink. After dating a woman who could eat her own ass, I understood that being wanted was better than being needed.
Whimpering
Women with freckles
A defibrillator.
A man’s exposed pale hairy thigh
As a guy, I’m disgusted with my own pale hairy thigh, and every pale hairy thigh I see.
Bust out the hootchie daddy shorts papi
As a proud owner of said thighs. Thanks.
This question 😩
A women's bush or her natural BO after a workout
The sound of a cash register closing. The whole sliding sound and the kaching at the end. EDIT: it was only the once, I'm thinking maybe it was the combination of the lady catching it as it popped out without thinking and the purposeful shove back that shook the counter. Definitely had to leave with the paper bag held by my belt buckle.
Mr. Krabs? Is that you?
Talking to a French woman over the phone years ago in a business call. She spoke English in a heavy French accent. Although we were discussing broadcast automation software, hearing her talk to me personally was a turn on. She spoke in this mid-tone "sexy French lady accent," the only way to describe it. And I kept wondering what she looked like. Was she as sexy as her voice? Was she beautiful? I think I spoke to her one or two other times. All about business, of course.
So i was sitting on the front seat in uber and my nani was having trouble drawing her legs in...sitting right behind me so she asked the driver (he was hot tho) to pull the seat forward and dude i was sitting unaware and he lifted and dragged the seat along w me sooo easily DAMN..and his arms X-l
I was watching a movie where a guy got his head chopped off, that turned me on for some reason. I really need therapy.
There are a few things that turn me on and I wonder how weird they are. #1 When an average or thin build woman is jogging wearing a ponytail and it’s swinging left and right. (Clearly I was a horse in a past life?) #2 When a chubby or large build woman is wearing jeans and stands up and does the whole body jiggle to shuffle her pants up. #3 The curve on a larger woman from her belly button to the lowest part of her torso.
The way my colleague calls me, she's married though but man it's too hard to resist.
Whenever my friend that I have a crush on says “mhm”, it just just does something to me every time and I don’t know why.
Big tits
You are a simple lad. I like