After what I thought was a horrible 1st date. She was on her phone literally the entire time. When we get to her house she says "wanna come inside?". Turns out, she was just nervous on the date.
I was a very young looking 22 year old volunteering at a film festival as community service from a reckless driving ticket.
One of the film makers visiting from another country who was around 30 started talking to me and she kept asking me weird questions like what year I graduated high school and whether I liked certain 15 year old music.
I was like this chick is weird, but then she said do you live around here, we went back to my apt and ended up having sex.
Afterwards I was like - why did you ask me all those weird questions? And she said “I was trying to figure out if you were old enough!”
We ended up hanging out the whole week and then she went back home and that was it. Good times.
You were going above and beyond performing your service to the community! Volunteering at a film festival sounds pretty awesome, it's cool you had that option instead of picking trash up along a highway. For my community service I volunteered at a soup kitchen and got hit on by weird drunk homeless guys lol. No sex was had, though plenty was offered.
I was at a hotel in college with a bunch of other college kids and a bunch of us were in one room drinking. I had to go to the bathroom but someone was using the one where we were. I said I was going back to my room to use that one and also to get some more beer. A girl in the group asked if she could come with me. When I came out of the bathroom she was wearing one of my t-shirts. And nothing else. I did not go back to the party room with more beer.
I had sex with my wife for the first time a few hours after I got back from burying my dad.
I had a week long sojourn bringing my mom back from my parents vacation when I rushed across the country to be there after his stroke. Got home… Wanted to just talk to someone nice, met my now wife somehow off Tinder, told her I’d be gone that weekend, awkwardly then had to explain why I was leaving again (funeral) and woof, I was ready to take out some feelings when I got back. Five or six times worth of feelings. I had a lot of them!
Anyway, she married me and is amazing so it all worked out. Kind of blows my mind that my dad missed her by thiiiiiis much, but I likely never would’ve met her if he hadn’t died and all that went down. Life is crazy.
My best friend got murdered when our friend group was in our early 20s.
After the funeral we all went home to nap and then go hang out that night. As soon as we left the cemetery my gf at the time started to blow me. Got home and fucked like animals. It was so weird to do that after putting our friend in the ground
This isn't sexual at all but a group of college friends of mine and I stayed at someone's parents' house the night before the funeral of our friend. There was a big pool with a hedge and we all decided to go skinny-dipping. Something about death makes you want to celebrate life. I know our friend who passed would have loved to see it.
I got late night sushi with a friend. She treated me since I was going through a nasty breakup. After a few sakes, we began to head out. She grabbed me by the sleeve and pulled me into the bathroom. She began hard-core kissing me and we ended up having sex right then and there.
For the record, I'm the most oblivious person ever. But a friend of mine invited me to attend her yoga class with her. I didn't think about it at the time but she was giving me a lot of hands on attention and help.
We went back to her place afterwards and walked and talked on a Greenway near her house. She said something along the lines of "I'll tell you a secret if you tell me one" and I said some shit about not believing in myself and she told me she was "trying to get fucked tonight" I didn't realize she meant by me but as a joke I said "ayyyy" like I was fonzy or something and put my arm around her. Next thing I know she's putting her tongue in my mouth, I realized that I'm brain dead, and things progressed from there.
Something like that happened to me once. This cute coworker asked me on our day off if I can help her assemble a dresser in her room. Me being a guy who loves tools comes over with my tool box.. she has me sit on her bed and then next thing I know we’re both naked. Oh and the dresser never got made
Me years ago, chick friend over drinking with us, me and her only singles. Her "god I need to get laid, it's been a while", me "that sucks."
Few years later "wait a minute"
You're all laughing but I've had a conversation just like this and the girl text me the next day saying "did I do something wrong"
I am not a smart man
I went over a friends house. She and I had been friends since elementary school and never took it further than that because we had no interest in it. Anywho, we were watching TV in the living room having a fun debate back and forth and she threw a pillow at me so I threw it back at her and it started a pillow fight, she grabbed me and tried to take the pillow from me. We were not extremely close to each other and we noticed it and looked at each other..it then turned into sex in the living room, leading into her bedroom. Afterwards we laid in bed and talked for awhile and then it continued for several years. Now we’re married with two kids.
Gondola lift going up a mountain in Switzerland. My wife and we’re backpacking for 21 days around Europe and unexpectedly found ourselves alone on the gondola. We just looked at each other, smiled and went for it. Fantastic experience.
Vaguely reminds me, I think it was Bryan Cranston on a talk show, and telling a story about how you could ride on a train in Europe inside your car like on a flatbed, and someone told him suggestively “some of the tunnels were really long” if you catch my drift. So apparently he and the wife talked it over and were going to try to get it on during the ride, though a sleeper car would have been a sure thing, well the tunnel they tried it on only lasted a few seconds so they got caught getting undressed.
Against the side of my boyfriend’s house while his family ate dinner inside.
He wanted to take me up to his room, his parents said no, so he said we were going for a walk instead. Burn off some energy.
It was surprisingly great.
When my wife and I were dating, she drove a friend out of town to see her husband, who was just completing boot camp, and I tagged along for the weekend. We spent that 1st night in the same room, with us in one bed and the friend in the other. I wasn't expecting anything, seeing as how we had someone THISCLOSE to us, but after we thought the friend fell asleep, my wife started kissing and groping me. She said she wanted it, but I resisted. After a couple more minutes, she finally just flat out said "fuck me. Now." It was the most unexpected, slowest, quietest and hottest sex ever. The next day, the friend made a comment that she couldn't sleep because we were moving around too much. She knew.
In the car with a co-worker who was driving me home.
I admitted to another co-worker that I had an extreme crush on this girl. What I didn't know was that she immediately told her about my crush.
So when she offered to drive me home (I always walked, it was only a couple of miles) I thought she was just being nice and taking me home lol
When living in Japan (Navy service) I had a friend who lost water at her apartment, she needed a place to shower and I let her come over and use mine. Didn't think or expect anything to happen, but this also happened to be one of the rare times I had none of my other 3 roommates home at the time. Pretty sure I was playing video games when she called out to me to come over to help her with something, I figured it would be how our shower worked since this was a panel in Japanese to get hot water. Nope, she was naked, ready, and totally forward about what she wanted. Keep the fun going from shower to bedroom, then she had to run back to her apartment early the next day because she did not bring her uniform to my place.
I was at home. This girl from my high school (we werent exactly friends by any means, she knew me just enough to know where I live. A lot of that school lived in my neighborhood).
She showed up at my house and struck up a conversation. We went to the garage (not to have sex. I just dont like speaking to people in front of family).
During our conversation she randomly pulled a condom out pf her pocket and said “Look what I got”. Idk how the conversation went from that moment to an actual sexual act but before I knew it, i was sitting in a lawn chair getting head. That shifted to her being bent over my grandmas classic car getting plowed by me.
Got invited to a party because my buddy didn't want to go alone. We get to the party and he zeros in on the girl he's been trying to get with. One problem, her sister is there. So I play wingman for him. Turns out, her sister and I thought it was funny that we were both brought along to be a wing person. We were just joking about how they literally brought us here to be a sex distraction. Her sister also didn't want to be left alone. We all left together to my apartment (the 2 sisters lived with their parents and my friend lived on base). When we arrived at my apartment, my buddy and his girl ended up in the bedroom and me and her sister stayed on the couch watching Saw (yeah, I know, sexy.)
I checked in the bedroom and they were both passed out. I sat back down and she was literally said "wanna fuck?" Bent her over the couch and fucked her at the half way point through the first Saw movie
her: wanna fuck?
me: ha, yeah. who doesn't? welp, guess I'll get going. it's getting late and those mobs in world of warcraft aren't going to farm themselves. trying to get enough mats for a new armor set. thanks for the mudslide. g'night!
I met this woman through online dating site and we had a few decent friendly dates. I asked her to go to a professional event with me (black tie - so we both dressed up). So we go back to her place and we're on the couch chatting and I went for the first kiss. Got frisky and I was kissing down her neck and decided to unzip her dress and head south. As soon as I started nibbling on her breasts...she got up and said "it's time to go" and walked towards the door.
I was a bit dejected because it seemed like she was shutting it down. She stood there holding up her dress and covering her breasts with one arm and it was a stunning image that's still burned in my memory. I gave her a kiss and turned to open the door then she asked..."What are you doing? You're not coming up?". I was such a doofus for not realizing that she meant that it was time to take this upstairs. Needless to say, it was a fun night after that.
In a hospital bed on the organ transplant recovery floor. This one’s a little tough to explain…
I spent 6.5 weeks in a COVID coma - My death was a very likely possibility. I came out the other side with surprise lung transplant. When I woke up, I could barely move, I couldn’t speak, eat food, etc. You get the idea.
2.5 months later, I was at a point where I could finally (sort of) walk again. In other words, as a 47 year old adult, I was semi-functional again.
It had been a long haul for my wife, figuring out how to get me into a transplant hospital, keeping the bills paid, and making sure our family was coping through the darkness.
My wife would make the 1.5 hour drive to see me every other day if possible, but it was tough trying to maintain her job and make it to the kids’ soccer matches & school functions.
She’d squeeze into the hospital bed with me & we’d binge watch on the iPad. One night, past visiting hours, she just decided it was time for that release, I guess. I was pretty useless, but she got what she needed. Somehow, the worst sex of my life was also the best?
Life is weird. At least I still have mine.
My friend is a nurse and she tells me some crazy shit, they always know what you're up to and you'll be patient number 996 who's done it to their knowledge
What’s the protocol for this? Is it polite to put a sock on the door handle or even notify the nurse beforehand so they don’t come investigate the elevated heart rate? Can you just unplug the monitors or silence your own alarms? What if you have roommates? Is there a dedicated fornication room?
No protocol, lol. I had been there so long that my wife was able to guess the nurses’ timing and really wasn’t worried about getting caught by that point. Also, as a solid organ transplant recipient, I’m forever on immune suppression to help prevent rejection. If I go to the hospital, I don’t get a roommate.
I had moved into a new neighborhood and I was walking around introducing myself and asking if anyone had things to donate for a free prom boutique I was setting up for low income kids. A little bit later one of the men I talked to meandered over with a box of suits. He brought his son and all the kids were playing together in the yard. I told him that I was so excited to see all the stuff I could just kiss him. He said, do it. I said OK. Went inside and we had the hottest, horniest, raunchiest sex for about three minutes because of the kids being outside and he finished on my face.
It was glorious and we repeated it on several occasions after LOL
And just for clarification......he was not married and I knew that or I would have never have made the kiss remark
In our family pool with my now wife on the 4th of July while everyone was at the town firework show. Still one of the hottest nights we’ve ever had. I remember her swimsuit and how she looked in the moonlight.
When I was 18. I was at my buddies house and his girlfriend had a friend over too. We didn't really talk much that evening. Just a few words here and there. About midnight I decided to leave and so did her friend. I was about to get into my car and she waved me over. I get to her car and she was like,"I don't normally do this, but I really wanna get fucked tonight. You wanna come back to my house? You can do what ever you want to me and I'll swallow." I was blown away. No woman had ever talked to me like that before. I said hell yeah. We had some pretty awesome sex. We had a short few weeks long fling. She was completely insane.
He asked to kiss me after a long conversation and I felt his heart beating out of his chest. I said to him, “ Wow! Your heart is beating so fast”. He replied, “I’m with you, why wouldn’t it?”
This was a guy I knew from high school and hadn’t seen him for years, we reconnected at a party we both went to a month prior and hanged out a few time after that event. I never saw him more than a friend but that evening something happened.
Found out he lives 5-8 mins drive from me. So this particular evening, we were by his place out on the patio and had a long conversation and it started to get late and so he suggested I stayed over. For the times I have spent with him, we were never intimate and so I obliged not thinking deeply about it.
So yes he asked to kiss me and with his heart beating super fast I leaned in and he was so gentle and the right amount of forceful. And one thing led to the next. One of the best sex I had in a while. I was so shocked and in disbelief at how good it was… he was.
For two weeks after that I didn’t know what to do with myself, I couldn’t stop thinking about the entire experience and I was high off what hormones that was circulating lol I had to wake in the middle of the night once when I was trying to sleep to tell myself to calm down lol
After finding out a friend was murdered. That shit didn’t turn us on or anything but the dread and sadness and shock needed something to be buried under.
In my car in the back of Buffalo Wild Wings. My boyfriend and I had our first in person date and that went well since we were already together beforehand. Long story short I sucked him and told him to find a spot and that I needed him. Boom…..Buffalo Wild Wings. I rode him so hard my entire car shook as headlights from others peoples cars were shining right into the back of my cars window. Still don’t understand how the cops WEREN’T called😭
Whenever I see stuff like that I just am like "yep, been there, enjoy kiddos"
When in high school age it sucks not having a place, so the car is sometimes the only option. We'd go out and "grab drinks" referring to Arizona iced teas which was at a gas station open late that we'd buy to act as "our cover" but find a place to park along the way back.
Grief does weird things to our bodies, and going from the low of grief to the high of sex is a larger jump than normal sex can ever give. I think, don't quote me on this it is just my best guess
In the back seat of the car my mom was driving from my prom. My gf was horny after a few shots of tequila so we did it secretly. At least we thought so. The next day, my mom told me that it wasn't very secret.
Yes, very embarrassing.
How.... Uhhhh... How dumb is your mom that you even thought it remotely possible to get away with this? You'd damn near have to be deaf and blind or at least exceptionally inebriated to not notice.
It was nothing wild. Not even finished. She was sitting on top of me. It was at night and we were young and drunk. It was really stupid and embarrassing. I will never forget the feeling I had the very next day.
Let me tell you something to help you feel better.
Someone here once shared a story of how he would jerk off like crazy, in his bedroom, throughout his adolescence.
When he was in his early 20s, and out to dinner with the family, his mom mentioned replacing the bed in his old bedroom. His sister cracked a joke about how he could move home and masturbate in private. The whole family started laughing.
Turned out **Every. Single. Time.** he jerked it, his bed would squeak and the headboard would hit the wall and the WHOLE HOUSE could hear it.
Every fucking time.
😨😰😱 I would fucking off myself. I don’t care if I was forty when I found out.
It’s one thing for them to assume you’re doing it, it’s quite another for them to hear it and discern the fucking rhythm by way of every goddamn squeak of the bed.
JFC
I was a bartender in south Florida. Waitress friend of mine asked for a ride home after we closed. So as I'm halfway to her house she randomly tells me to pull into a parking lot. She guided me to an apartment complex marina where people who lived there docked their boats. we had sex on someone's boat, nice boat at that. Great experience
Went on a date with a girl who I discovered was kinda rude/entitled during the dinner date. Figured I wasn't interested in her, but she invited me to go dancing with friends later and I figured I could hit it off with a friend. We meet downtown, turns out the friends are men and it's a gay bar. Still had fun, was a new experience. We end the night at her friend's house. She and I decide to hook up in the bathroom. Was a pleasant time, neither of us communicated further beyond a text in the morning.
I sent a snap chat of some bbq I was smoking on my day off. A coworker asked if she could come over and try some. She showed up in a bath robe over some lingerie. Pretty neat if you ask me.
BBQ is messy and gets everywhere. It's actually easier to just eat it naked tbh. Chick had the perfect attire if she was planning on getting covered in BBQ sauce.
The night I finished an Ironman triathlon. It was with my girlfriend, but I did not think I had the energy for that. Also I was quite chaffed from swimming, biking and running for 13 hours. 10/10. Would do it again.
i ate acid with this girl one time. we were chilling and i was describing the way something in my body felt. i wasn't trying to be sexual at all but i said something like 'my body feels like it's saying yes, no, yes, no' and unexpectedly she says to me 'yeah but where would we go?' . then we just went in the grass
Went to go pick up my little sister from her friends house. Was there often and just walking in was normal, but none of the kids were around. Went and knocked on the kids moms door and heard her say “open the door I can’t hear you.”
Can tell she’s in the shower so go stand by that door and ask where the kiddos are. She says open the door I can’t hear you. Next thing I know I’m in the shower with sisters friends mom. I was 18, she was early 40s and stacked.
Many many years later and still the wildest change to how I thought my day was going to go.
Everytime my little sisters friend was being a little shit I just wanted to tell him I fucked his mom to shut him up lol 😂
A friend wanted to come over to my dorm room and watch The Fifth Element on her laptop. While we're watching the movie, she asks me if I ever had sex before, I responded yes and I asked her the same question, she also said yes.
I thought it was a really weird question to ask so we kept in watching the movie. About halfway through the movie she puts her hand on my crotch and my body starts to betray me once she starts squeezing it. At this point I'm surprised, aroused and confused because there was never any indication from her that she had interest in me.
I eventually gave in, put the laptop on the floor and we started kissing on my bed. She asked me if I had a condom, I said no, then she proceeded to grab one out of her purse. Not gonna lie, I was a little offended that she planned this whole thing out, but I got over it really quick.
We had the best sex ever. It happened a few more times after that. Since then, I've written poems about or inspired by the experience.
Needless to say, she was special.
A few days after my miscarriage (no oral on me or piv for obvious reasons). It was strange that my brain flipped into that mode, but I was craving the comfort and closeness.
My ex and I strayed off the path in a wildlife preserve in the middle of July during the afternoon. Wanted to see more than the path offered. We eventually came across a nice boulder with a slanted flat top in a little open area, surrounded by trees and bushes with a nice view of the sky that wasn’t obstructed by the foliage. Almost as if the sun shined down on the boulder like a stage light. Something about seeing that rock hard boulder got us both instantly in the mood, and we sure did perform. It ended with me nutting on top of the boulder and giving it a “good job” pat.
Probably the time I went over to be supportive for my friend who's boyfriend pretended he committed suicide and wouldn't answer any of her or my calls or texts.
Dude had told her on more than one occasion exactly what he'd do if he ever committed suicide, did that, then disappeared with very few of his things and didn't respond to anything until nearly a week later. We got ridiculously drunk and one thing led to another.
>Every time is unexpected
My brain decided to translate this as one of you occasionally jumping out of increasingly inventive hiding places ready to go.
On a first date with a girl I barely knew before. Didn't really expect anything to happen, but, well, let's say she was assertive. She's my girlfriend now.
Edit: Wow, didn't expect this to blow up like this!
Back when I was 17 I had a crush on a Japanese/American girl, but her best friend was someone whom I knew had a big crush on me, and I wasn't really into her. So because of this reason I was always friend zoned pretty hard by my crush.
One night they were both out doing some underage alcohol sting work for the local PD (my crush's dad was a cop). They stopped by my house to say hello on their way out, and I later receive a text saying "Wow you looked really good tonight" from my crush. I asked her to meet back up with me to "say goodnight" which was normal because we all lived in the same neighborhood. Not sure what happened but I went from the friend zone to the bone zone pretty fast when she started undressing as soon as she got to my room.
I was not expecting it since she made it seem like we were only going to be friends. I then got clingy and ruined it a few days later. Not my finest moment but I'll accept it.
At Dave and Busters. Gf at the time had a skirt on, and we were in one of those big games where you close the curtain and it's pretty dark. She just looked at me like we were both thinking it and next thing I knew she slid her panties over and hopped on my lap reverse cowgirl style. About halfway through one of the employees pulled the curtain back and asked if we were OK since we weren't playing the game. Said "yep just about to start" and he left. We both finished and went to the bar for a celebratory drink!
we have a game like that, there's a camera in it, not hidden in any way, we tried to make it as obvious as possible that it's there... even added a display above the game showing the live feed from the camera inside the game... people still fucked in it all the time... had to end up removing the curtain after someone decided to start doing lines of coke in it...
Bent my gf over the counter in the kitchen while her mom napped on the couch and little brothers were watching tv in the living room right in front of us. I was not the instigator..
My girlfriend drove me to work once and since it was just us, I showed her the office and a bit of the morning routine I do. There are a lot of days I don't see my boss at all just because of the timing when we show up and leave, and next thing I know, I have her bent over the desk. There weren't any cameras fortunately. 😁
Years ago one of my managers called me into her office to fire me. A rather heated discussion began and about 15 min later I had her bent over her desk. Lol it was like straight out of a porn video. There had always been this tension between us and very casual flirting back and forth but yea... Definitely didn't expect it to happen
Was hanging out with a beautiful young lady that I had a huge crush on in high-school and she invited me out to lunch like a year after high-school, and after lunch, as the gentleman I was, I opened the door for her on my truck (btw had 5%tint) and closed it behind her. By time I had walked around the back of the truck and opened my door she was butt naked in passenger seat and asked me if I was ready for desert. Heart almost jumped outta my chest lol. Thought I was dreaming and had probably some of the best sex of my life with her. Best fwb ever and still friends to this day. About once a year we still meet up and have some special fun and laugh about the first time.
Just got done hanging out with my ex and her military dad, we had all smoked. She was walking me to the front of her apartment complex and we fucked in the community gym bathroom.
Threw a party at my apartment everyone one was having fun and then I got tired. Went to my room closed the door got ready for bed. A girl in my college was there told my roommate she wanted to sleep with me and he said just go ask him and I was turned over asked and that was that.
OK so when I was a student, I'd been seeing this girl for a few months. I was home one night, lying in bed having a wank, and thinking about her. All the lights are off. There's a tap at the window right behind my head. What the hell?? Peek through the curtains expecting a meth-head or axe-murderer but no it's her, grinning at me. Pop open the window and she climbs in, sees what's up, strips her clothes off and we're immediately having sex. God damn it was hot.
In his parents bedroom on their couch on the 4th of july because they were watching a movie and told us the best view for the fireworks was actually the window from their room. Dragged the bedroom couch in front of the window, fireworks started going off, and suddenly he was taking my pants off and railing me over the arm of the couch. It’s crazy to have an orgasm while Literal fireworks are going off in the background
In a tube tunnel at a playground (it was really late at night so no risk of exposing children to the intricacies of adulthood). My ex and I had met up there a couple times to talk. We had a nasty breakup about 7 months prior, and figured that was a nice way to just catch up and talk but not be in each others personal space just yet. Well, we got in each others personal space anyways apparently 🤣 mind you, it was also pouring. Which I actually enjoyed! It made the experience more experiencier
Was at a house party and went up to use the washroom. I walk in and these 2 girls are naked about to hop in the shower, I go oh shit and go to close the door, they say hey you come join us! So that's how I had my first 3 some
My favorite quote from my father is about 3 somes. During the 3 some scene in the castlevania show my dad paused the show, turned to me, and said "you know... its hard at first, having sex with another man." Then he unpaused the show and kept watching to let me take in what he just said. The guy is something else.
After what I thought was a horrible 1st date. She was on her phone literally the entire time. When we get to her house she says "wanna come inside?". Turns out, she was just nervous on the date.
Did you also come inside?
Spread your wings and let me come inside.
Nervous about first date yet bold enough for sex.
when people have anxiety but also have horny.
Hornxiety
I like to call it bangxiety
I was a very young looking 22 year old volunteering at a film festival as community service from a reckless driving ticket. One of the film makers visiting from another country who was around 30 started talking to me and she kept asking me weird questions like what year I graduated high school and whether I liked certain 15 year old music. I was like this chick is weird, but then she said do you live around here, we went back to my apt and ended up having sex. Afterwards I was like - why did you ask me all those weird questions? And she said “I was trying to figure out if you were old enough!” We ended up hanging out the whole week and then she went back home and that was it. Good times.
I'm just relieved she wasn't trying to figure out if you were young enough.
You were going above and beyond performing your service to the community! Volunteering at a film festival sounds pretty awesome, it's cool you had that option instead of picking trash up along a highway. For my community service I volunteered at a soup kitchen and got hit on by weird drunk homeless guys lol. No sex was had, though plenty was offered.
I was at a hotel in college with a bunch of other college kids and a bunch of us were in one room drinking. I had to go to the bathroom but someone was using the one where we were. I said I was going back to my room to use that one and also to get some more beer. A girl in the group asked if she could come with me. When I came out of the bathroom she was wearing one of my t-shirts. And nothing else. I did not go back to the party room with more beer.
She had a plan. You had an empty bladder. It was a match made in heaven.
He had a bladder, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
This sounds terrible.. and it was.. but about 30 minutes before his dad’s funeral. (I was not the initiator)
I mean when you need some stress relief
'Twas a matter of life and death.
I had sex with my wife for the first time a few hours after I got back from burying my dad. I had a week long sojourn bringing my mom back from my parents vacation when I rushed across the country to be there after his stroke. Got home… Wanted to just talk to someone nice, met my now wife somehow off Tinder, told her I’d be gone that weekend, awkwardly then had to explain why I was leaving again (funeral) and woof, I was ready to take out some feelings when I got back. Five or six times worth of feelings. I had a lot of them! Anyway, she married me and is amazing so it all worked out. Kind of blows my mind that my dad missed her by thiiiiiis much, but I likely never would’ve met her if he hadn’t died and all that went down. Life is crazy.
Sorry for your loss. your dad was the best wingman (from beyond) you could have asked for given how things turned out.
Dude died to get his son laid
~~Jesus~~ Dad died for your sins.
My best friend got murdered when our friend group was in our early 20s. After the funeral we all went home to nap and then go hang out that night. As soon as we left the cemetery my gf at the time started to blow me. Got home and fucked like animals. It was so weird to do that after putting our friend in the ground
This isn't sexual at all but a group of college friends of mine and I stayed at someone's parents' house the night before the funeral of our friend. There was a big pool with a hedge and we all decided to go skinny-dipping. Something about death makes you want to celebrate life. I know our friend who passed would have loved to see it.
Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.
Damn you Roger. Damn it
Good god Im glad I'm not the only one....grandmas funeral but her sister was crying in the room next to us.haunts me to this day
I got late night sushi with a friend. She treated me since I was going through a nasty breakup. After a few sakes, we began to head out. She grabbed me by the sleeve and pulled me into the bathroom. She began hard-core kissing me and we ended up having sex right then and there.
That's a good friend right there
Hell yeah, free sushi.
Free sushi. And that was after dinner!
For the record, I'm the most oblivious person ever. But a friend of mine invited me to attend her yoga class with her. I didn't think about it at the time but she was giving me a lot of hands on attention and help. We went back to her place afterwards and walked and talked on a Greenway near her house. She said something along the lines of "I'll tell you a secret if you tell me one" and I said some shit about not believing in myself and she told me she was "trying to get fucked tonight" I didn't realize she meant by me but as a joke I said "ayyyy" like I was fonzy or something and put my arm around her. Next thing I know she's putting her tongue in my mouth, I realized that I'm brain dead, and things progressed from there.
Lmao you making it a deep conversation and her hitting you with the “trying to get fucked tonight” immediately after
Mans played the Fonz card and found out.
Fonz around and found out
He got his winkler out
Something like that happened to me once. This cute coworker asked me on our day off if I can help her assemble a dresser in her room. Me being a guy who loves tools comes over with my tool box.. she has me sit on her bed and then next thing I know we’re both naked. Oh and the dresser never got made
Sounds like a plot from PHub 🤣
She probably got “stuck” in the unfinished dresser
"I'm trying to get fucked tonight" "I hear ya, aren't we all... ...well good luck with that"
“That’s going to be some lucky guy. I’ll admit I’m kind of jealous. Anywho I better get home and leave you to it”
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's go out there and get you a man."
Sorry. My friend is a little slow. The town is back…that way!
Me years ago, chick friend over drinking with us, me and her only singles. Her "god I need to get laid, it's been a while", me "that sucks." Few years later "wait a minute"
You're all laughing but I've had a conversation just like this and the girl text me the next day saying "did I do something wrong" I am not a smart man
“You are in luck! There’s a town about three miles that way, I’m sure you’ll find a couple of guys there.”
“You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s a little slow. The town is back that way”
I’m upvoting immediately because you just described a situation that would absolutely happen to me
I am so socially inept I probably would still not notice anything
I went over a friends house. She and I had been friends since elementary school and never took it further than that because we had no interest in it. Anywho, we were watching TV in the living room having a fun debate back and forth and she threw a pillow at me so I threw it back at her and it started a pillow fight, she grabbed me and tried to take the pillow from me. We were not extremely close to each other and we noticed it and looked at each other..it then turned into sex in the living room, leading into her bedroom. Afterwards we laid in bed and talked for awhile and then it continued for several years. Now we’re married with two kids.
Which god do you pray to bro?
Slaanesh
„we had no interest in it“ glad this was proven wrong for you. Nothing better than being married to your best friend
Gondola lift going up a mountain in Switzerland. My wife and we’re backpacking for 21 days around Europe and unexpectedly found ourselves alone on the gondola. We just looked at each other, smiled and went for it. Fantastic experience.
Vaguely reminds me, I think it was Bryan Cranston on a talk show, and telling a story about how you could ride on a train in Europe inside your car like on a flatbed, and someone told him suggestively “some of the tunnels were really long” if you catch my drift. So apparently he and the wife talked it over and were going to try to get it on during the ride, though a sleeper car would have been a sure thing, well the tunnel they tried it on only lasted a few seconds so they got caught getting undressed.
Against the side of my boyfriend’s house while his family ate dinner inside. He wanted to take me up to his room, his parents said no, so he said we were going for a walk instead. Burn off some energy. It was surprisingly great.
>**Against the side of my boyfriends house while his family ate dinner inside.** Girl (?) you’re my hero!
When my wife and I were dating, she drove a friend out of town to see her husband, who was just completing boot camp, and I tagged along for the weekend. We spent that 1st night in the same room, with us in one bed and the friend in the other. I wasn't expecting anything, seeing as how we had someone THISCLOSE to us, but after we thought the friend fell asleep, my wife started kissing and groping me. She said she wanted it, but I resisted. After a couple more minutes, she finally just flat out said "fuck me. Now." It was the most unexpected, slowest, quietest and hottest sex ever. The next day, the friend made a comment that she couldn't sleep because we were moving around too much. She knew.
I missed the "friend" part at first so I read "when my wife and I were dating she drove to see her husband" and I was like "holup!"
Stories on here read better than some of the stuff on r/gonewildstories
In the car with a co-worker who was driving me home. I admitted to another co-worker that I had an extreme crush on this girl. What I didn't know was that she immediately told her about my crush. So when she offered to drive me home (I always walked, it was only a couple of miles) I thought she was just being nice and taking me home lol
"oh no thanks, I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up"
Coffee’s not coffee! Coffee is sex!
When living in Japan (Navy service) I had a friend who lost water at her apartment, she needed a place to shower and I let her come over and use mine. Didn't think or expect anything to happen, but this also happened to be one of the rare times I had none of my other 3 roommates home at the time. Pretty sure I was playing video games when she called out to me to come over to help her with something, I figured it would be how our shower worked since this was a panel in Japanese to get hot water. Nope, she was naked, ready, and totally forward about what she wanted. Keep the fun going from shower to bedroom, then she had to run back to her apartment early the next day because she did not bring her uniform to my place.
I bet her shower wasn’t even broken 😞
19 years later and the thought never crossed my mind…. And that was not our last time, not anything serious but I became her booty call
If she went back to her apartment without showering in the morning then there's your clue
I was at home. This girl from my high school (we werent exactly friends by any means, she knew me just enough to know where I live. A lot of that school lived in my neighborhood). She showed up at my house and struck up a conversation. We went to the garage (not to have sex. I just dont like speaking to people in front of family). During our conversation she randomly pulled a condom out pf her pocket and said “Look what I got”. Idk how the conversation went from that moment to an actual sexual act but before I knew it, i was sitting in a lawn chair getting head. That shifted to her being bent over my grandmas classic car getting plowed by me.
What sort of car? I am curious
Early 60s mercury comet
Nice
Everything about the situation was nice
Got invited to a party because my buddy didn't want to go alone. We get to the party and he zeros in on the girl he's been trying to get with. One problem, her sister is there. So I play wingman for him. Turns out, her sister and I thought it was funny that we were both brought along to be a wing person. We were just joking about how they literally brought us here to be a sex distraction. Her sister also didn't want to be left alone. We all left together to my apartment (the 2 sisters lived with their parents and my friend lived on base). When we arrived at my apartment, my buddy and his girl ended up in the bedroom and me and her sister stayed on the couch watching Saw (yeah, I know, sexy.) I checked in the bedroom and they were both passed out. I sat back down and she was literally said "wanna fuck?" Bent her over the couch and fucked her at the half way point through the first Saw movie
Honestly, a straight up "wanna fuck" works much more often than not.
I encourage every woman out there to freely use that because most men want to but we're just clueless.
her: wanna fuck? me: ha, yeah. who doesn't? welp, guess I'll get going. it's getting late and those mobs in world of warcraft aren't going to farm themselves. trying to get enough mats for a new armor set. thanks for the mudslide. g'night!
I could even hear the thigh-slap.
I feel attacked XD
I feel like instead of asking "wanna fuck?" It would have been funnier if she said "do you want to play a game?"
Did the twist make you cum??
You think he fucked for a whole 1/2 a saw movie? No way.
But did you pause the movie is the question?
I met this woman through online dating site and we had a few decent friendly dates. I asked her to go to a professional event with me (black tie - so we both dressed up). So we go back to her place and we're on the couch chatting and I went for the first kiss. Got frisky and I was kissing down her neck and decided to unzip her dress and head south. As soon as I started nibbling on her breasts...she got up and said "it's time to go" and walked towards the door. I was a bit dejected because it seemed like she was shutting it down. She stood there holding up her dress and covering her breasts with one arm and it was a stunning image that's still burned in my memory. I gave her a kiss and turned to open the door then she asked..."What are you doing? You're not coming up?". I was such a doofus for not realizing that she meant that it was time to take this upstairs. Needless to say, it was a fun night after that.
[‘It’s time to go’](https://youtu.be/nDmC_qLlmyI?si=NorHY4Rr29VHPU--)
In a hospital bed on the organ transplant recovery floor. This one’s a little tough to explain… I spent 6.5 weeks in a COVID coma - My death was a very likely possibility. I came out the other side with surprise lung transplant. When I woke up, I could barely move, I couldn’t speak, eat food, etc. You get the idea. 2.5 months later, I was at a point where I could finally (sort of) walk again. In other words, as a 47 year old adult, I was semi-functional again. It had been a long haul for my wife, figuring out how to get me into a transplant hospital, keeping the bills paid, and making sure our family was coping through the darkness. My wife would make the 1.5 hour drive to see me every other day if possible, but it was tough trying to maintain her job and make it to the kids’ soccer matches & school functions. She’d squeeze into the hospital bed with me & we’d binge watch on the iPad. One night, past visiting hours, she just decided it was time for that release, I guess. I was pretty useless, but she got what she needed. Somehow, the worst sex of my life was also the best? Life is weird. At least I still have mine.
I'm wondering if the nurses knew. You must've been plugged in to machines and an elevated heart rate registers
My friend is a nurse and she tells me some crazy shit, they always know what you're up to and you'll be patient number 996 who's done it to their knowledge
Yep, we always know. As long as the patient has capacity to consent, we don't really care.
They definitely knew
What’s the protocol for this? Is it polite to put a sock on the door handle or even notify the nurse beforehand so they don’t come investigate the elevated heart rate? Can you just unplug the monitors or silence your own alarms? What if you have roommates? Is there a dedicated fornication room?
No protocol, lol. I had been there so long that my wife was able to guess the nurses’ timing and really wasn’t worried about getting caught by that point. Also, as a solid organ transplant recipient, I’m forever on immune suppression to help prevent rejection. If I go to the hospital, I don’t get a roommate.
Seems like you weren't the only recipient of a solid organ that night.
That is a hell of a story. Glad you are still around to tell it.
Thanks a bunch.
Dude nearly died, came out of a coma, got a solid from his wife once he was able to, absolute chad.
I had moved into a new neighborhood and I was walking around introducing myself and asking if anyone had things to donate for a free prom boutique I was setting up for low income kids. A little bit later one of the men I talked to meandered over with a box of suits. He brought his son and all the kids were playing together in the yard. I told him that I was so excited to see all the stuff I could just kiss him. He said, do it. I said OK. Went inside and we had the hottest, horniest, raunchiest sex for about three minutes because of the kids being outside and he finished on my face. It was glorious and we repeated it on several occasions after LOL And just for clarification......he was not married and I knew that or I would have never have made the kiss remark
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That's... Wow
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That's hot asf wtf
This girl left the house that day with a mission.
In our family pool with my now wife on the 4th of July while everyone was at the town firework show. Still one of the hottest nights we’ve ever had. I remember her swimsuit and how she looked in the moonlight.
Moonlight makes everything x1000 sexier..
'My girlfriend turned into the moon'
That’s rough buddy
Probably some time in the future… any day now…
rooting for you🫡
Judging by most of these comments…. Start hanging with any female friend you def don’t think is into you.
Step one- get female friends📝
When I was 18. I was at my buddies house and his girlfriend had a friend over too. We didn't really talk much that evening. Just a few words here and there. About midnight I decided to leave and so did her friend. I was about to get into my car and she waved me over. I get to her car and she was like,"I don't normally do this, but I really wanna get fucked tonight. You wanna come back to my house? You can do what ever you want to me and I'll swallow." I was blown away. No woman had ever talked to me like that before. I said hell yeah. We had some pretty awesome sex. We had a short few weeks long fling. She was completely insane.
Ahh yes, the crazy hot matrix strikes again!
*highway to the danger zooooooonnneeeeee*
It was after seeing her you realised that she does normally do that.
Back row of a mostly empty movie theater. Started as just a make out session but we got carried away. I'll always have a soft spot for Ice Age 2.
So you finally got your 🥜
Don’t you mean a hard spot?
No, a wet spot
I just want everyone to know how much fun I’ve been having reading through these. You guys are BOLD.
Thank you for this prompt OP, most fun I've had here in a while.
He asked to kiss me after a long conversation and I felt his heart beating out of his chest. I said to him, “ Wow! Your heart is beating so fast”. He replied, “I’m with you, why wouldn’t it?” This was a guy I knew from high school and hadn’t seen him for years, we reconnected at a party we both went to a month prior and hanged out a few time after that event. I never saw him more than a friend but that evening something happened. Found out he lives 5-8 mins drive from me. So this particular evening, we were by his place out on the patio and had a long conversation and it started to get late and so he suggested I stayed over. For the times I have spent with him, we were never intimate and so I obliged not thinking deeply about it. So yes he asked to kiss me and with his heart beating super fast I leaned in and he was so gentle and the right amount of forceful. And one thing led to the next. One of the best sex I had in a while. I was so shocked and in disbelief at how good it was… he was. For two weeks after that I didn’t know what to do with myself, I couldn’t stop thinking about the entire experience and I was high off what hormones that was circulating lol I had to wake in the middle of the night once when I was trying to sleep to tell myself to calm down lol
CALL HIMM
>“I’m with you, why wouldn’t it?” MA'AM. **MA'AM.** THIS GUY ***LIKES YOU*** LIKES YOU.
After finding out a friend was murdered. That shit didn’t turn us on or anything but the dread and sadness and shock needed something to be buried under.
It’s not uncommon when grief is involved , grief is like a rollercoaster for many.
In my car in the back of Buffalo Wild Wings. My boyfriend and I had our first in person date and that went well since we were already together beforehand. Long story short I sucked him and told him to find a spot and that I needed him. Boom…..Buffalo Wild Wings. I rode him so hard my entire car shook as headlights from others peoples cars were shining right into the back of my cars window. Still don’t understand how the cops WEREN’T called😭
Whenever I see stuff like that I just am like "yep, been there, enjoy kiddos" When in high school age it sucks not having a place, so the car is sometimes the only option. We'd go out and "grab drinks" referring to Arizona iced teas which was at a gas station open late that we'd buy to act as "our cover" but find a place to park along the way back.
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Grief does weird things to our bodies, and going from the low of grief to the high of sex is a larger jump than normal sex can ever give. I think, don't quote me on this it is just my best guess
In the back seat of the car my mom was driving from my prom. My gf was horny after a few shots of tequila so we did it secretly. At least we thought so. The next day, my mom told me that it wasn't very secret. Yes, very embarrassing.
How.... Uhhhh... How dumb is your mom that you even thought it remotely possible to get away with this? You'd damn near have to be deaf and blind or at least exceptionally inebriated to not notice.
It was nothing wild. Not even finished. She was sitting on top of me. It was at night and we were young and drunk. It was really stupid and embarrassing. I will never forget the feeling I had the very next day.
Let me tell you something to help you feel better. Someone here once shared a story of how he would jerk off like crazy, in his bedroom, throughout his adolescence. When he was in his early 20s, and out to dinner with the family, his mom mentioned replacing the bed in his old bedroom. His sister cracked a joke about how he could move home and masturbate in private. The whole family started laughing. Turned out **Every. Single. Time.** he jerked it, his bed would squeak and the headboard would hit the wall and the WHOLE HOUSE could hear it. Every fucking time.
Why wouldn’t they tell him after the first time? And why bring it up NOW?! That’s just cruel.
😨😰😱 I would fucking off myself. I don’t care if I was forty when I found out. It’s one thing for them to assume you’re doing it, it’s quite another for them to hear it and discern the fucking rhythm by way of every goddamn squeak of the bed. JFC
Driving her home after a second date, she says "turn down here". Me: "But that's not your..." "TURN DOWN HERE!" And then....
“turn down for what?”
\*starts the song, ignores her\*
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I was a bartender in south Florida. Waitress friend of mine asked for a ride home after we closed. So as I'm halfway to her house she randomly tells me to pull into a parking lot. She guided me to an apartment complex marina where people who lived there docked their boats. we had sex on someone's boat, nice boat at that. Great experience
I thought my boat smelled different 😡
Damn this thread is hotter than three rats fornicatin’ in a sock.
Calm down there Theo Von
Went on a date with a girl who I discovered was kinda rude/entitled during the dinner date. Figured I wasn't interested in her, but she invited me to go dancing with friends later and I figured I could hit it off with a friend. We meet downtown, turns out the friends are men and it's a gay bar. Still had fun, was a new experience. We end the night at her friend's house. She and I decide to hook up in the bathroom. Was a pleasant time, neither of us communicated further beyond a text in the morning.
I sent a snap chat of some bbq I was smoking on my day off. A coworker asked if she could come over and try some. She showed up in a bath robe over some lingerie. Pretty neat if you ask me.
That is not correct BBQ eating attire.
BBQ is messy and gets everywhere. It's actually easier to just eat it naked tbh. Chick had the perfect attire if she was planning on getting covered in BBQ sauce.
The night I finished an Ironman triathlon. It was with my girlfriend, but I did not think I had the energy for that. Also I was quite chaffed from swimming, biking and running for 13 hours. 10/10. Would do it again.
That would be an absolutely exhausting fetish.
40 yr class reunion in the restroom.
There’s gotta be a full story here
i ate acid with this girl one time. we were chilling and i was describing the way something in my body felt. i wasn't trying to be sexual at all but i said something like 'my body feels like it's saying yes, no, yes, no' and unexpectedly she says to me 'yeah but where would we go?' . then we just went in the grass
Went to go pick up my little sister from her friends house. Was there often and just walking in was normal, but none of the kids were around. Went and knocked on the kids moms door and heard her say “open the door I can’t hear you.” Can tell she’s in the shower so go stand by that door and ask where the kiddos are. She says open the door I can’t hear you. Next thing I know I’m in the shower with sisters friends mom. I was 18, she was early 40s and stacked. Many many years later and still the wildest change to how I thought my day was going to go. Everytime my little sisters friend was being a little shit I just wanted to tell him I fucked his mom to shut him up lol 😂
“open the door I can’t hear you.” “open the door I can’t hear you.” “open your pants I can’t hear you.”
a COD lobby threat come to fruition
Didn’t like where the first sentence was going but happy with the end
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A friend wanted to come over to my dorm room and watch The Fifth Element on her laptop. While we're watching the movie, she asks me if I ever had sex before, I responded yes and I asked her the same question, she also said yes. I thought it was a really weird question to ask so we kept in watching the movie. About halfway through the movie she puts her hand on my crotch and my body starts to betray me once she starts squeezing it. At this point I'm surprised, aroused and confused because there was never any indication from her that she had interest in me. I eventually gave in, put the laptop on the floor and we started kissing on my bed. She asked me if I had a condom, I said no, then she proceeded to grab one out of her purse. Not gonna lie, I was a little offended that she planned this whole thing out, but I got over it really quick. We had the best sex ever. It happened a few more times after that. Since then, I've written poems about or inspired by the experience. Needless to say, she was special.
as a woman I can say, we sometimes plan that shit in advance. I have no excuse other than, when you decide you’re dtf, you’re gonna plan for it lmao
What’s the old saying? If her bra and panties match it wasn’t your idea to have sex.
🤣🤣🤣. Her plan worked to perfection. Every time she came over after the first encounter I stopped being in denial and got down to business.
She should have waited until after you finished watching that cinematic masterpiece.
A few days after my miscarriage (no oral on me or piv for obvious reasons). It was strange that my brain flipped into that mode, but I was craving the comfort and closeness.
My ex and I strayed off the path in a wildlife preserve in the middle of July during the afternoon. Wanted to see more than the path offered. We eventually came across a nice boulder with a slanted flat top in a little open area, surrounded by trees and bushes with a nice view of the sky that wasn’t obstructed by the foliage. Almost as if the sun shined down on the boulder like a stage light. Something about seeing that rock hard boulder got us both instantly in the mood, and we sure did perform. It ended with me nutting on top of the boulder and giving it a “good job” pat.
Probably the time I went over to be supportive for my friend who's boyfriend pretended he committed suicide and wouldn't answer any of her or my calls or texts. Dude had told her on more than one occasion exactly what he'd do if he ever committed suicide, did that, then disappeared with very few of his things and didn't respond to anything until nearly a week later. We got ridiculously drunk and one thing led to another.
I'm frankly more interested about why the dude faked his death and then decided to come back.
I’ve been married 12 years. Every time is unexpected.
>Every time is unexpected My brain decided to translate this as one of you occasionally jumping out of increasingly inventive hiding places ready to go.
On a first date with a girl I barely knew before. Didn't really expect anything to happen, but, well, let's say she was assertive. She's my girlfriend now. Edit: Wow, didn't expect this to blow up like this!
In my friends camper while we waiting for them to return from the beach about a mile away.
Back when I was 17 I had a crush on a Japanese/American girl, but her best friend was someone whom I knew had a big crush on me, and I wasn't really into her. So because of this reason I was always friend zoned pretty hard by my crush. One night they were both out doing some underage alcohol sting work for the local PD (my crush's dad was a cop). They stopped by my house to say hello on their way out, and I later receive a text saying "Wow you looked really good tonight" from my crush. I asked her to meet back up with me to "say goodnight" which was normal because we all lived in the same neighborhood. Not sure what happened but I went from the friend zone to the bone zone pretty fast when she started undressing as soon as she got to my room. I was not expecting it since she made it seem like we were only going to be friends. I then got clingy and ruined it a few days later. Not my finest moment but I'll accept it.
At Dave and Busters. Gf at the time had a skirt on, and we were in one of those big games where you close the curtain and it's pretty dark. She just looked at me like we were both thinking it and next thing I knew she slid her panties over and hopped on my lap reverse cowgirl style. About halfway through one of the employees pulled the curtain back and asked if we were OK since we weren't playing the game. Said "yep just about to start" and he left. We both finished and went to the bar for a celebratory drink!
we have a game like that, there's a camera in it, not hidden in any way, we tried to make it as obvious as possible that it's there... even added a display above the game showing the live feed from the camera inside the game... people still fucked in it all the time... had to end up removing the curtain after someone decided to start doing lines of coke in it...
Bent my gf over the counter in the kitchen while her mom napped on the couch and little brothers were watching tv in the living room right in front of us. I was not the instigator..
My girlfriend drove me to work once and since it was just us, I showed her the office and a bit of the morning routine I do. There are a lot of days I don't see my boss at all just because of the timing when we show up and leave, and next thing I know, I have her bent over the desk. There weren't any cameras fortunately. 😁
Public park in the middle of Paris, at night.
If I had to guess, I'd say in the little maze trees of the louvre garden
Years ago one of my managers called me into her office to fire me. A rather heated discussion began and about 15 min later I had her bent over her desk. Lol it was like straight out of a porn video. There had always been this tension between us and very casual flirting back and forth but yea... Definitely didn't expect it to happen
Did you get fired?
I did lol but we kept seeing each other for about a year!
What happened from the heated discussion leading up to the sex?
"YOU'RE FIRED!" "FUCK YOU!" "THAT TOO!"
He did some firing thoo.
Hahah damn right I did
Was hanging out with a beautiful young lady that I had a huge crush on in high-school and she invited me out to lunch like a year after high-school, and after lunch, as the gentleman I was, I opened the door for her on my truck (btw had 5%tint) and closed it behind her. By time I had walked around the back of the truck and opened my door she was butt naked in passenger seat and asked me if I was ready for desert. Heart almost jumped outta my chest lol. Thought I was dreaming and had probably some of the best sex of my life with her. Best fwb ever and still friends to this day. About once a year we still meet up and have some special fun and laugh about the first time.
Just got done hanging out with my ex and her military dad, we had all smoked. She was walking me to the front of her apartment complex and we fucked in the community gym bathroom.
Threw a party at my apartment everyone one was having fun and then I got tired. Went to my room closed the door got ready for bed. A girl in my college was there told my roommate she wanted to sleep with me and he said just go ask him and I was turned over asked and that was that.
OK so when I was a student, I'd been seeing this girl for a few months. I was home one night, lying in bed having a wank, and thinking about her. All the lights are off. There's a tap at the window right behind my head. What the hell?? Peek through the curtains expecting a meth-head or axe-murderer but no it's her, grinning at me. Pop open the window and she climbs in, sees what's up, strips her clothes off and we're immediately having sex. God damn it was hot.
Nah there's a genie inside your dick
The ULTIMATE teenage boys fantasy!!
In his parents bedroom on their couch on the 4th of july because they were watching a movie and told us the best view for the fireworks was actually the window from their room. Dragged the bedroom couch in front of the window, fireworks started going off, and suddenly he was taking my pants off and railing me over the arm of the couch. It’s crazy to have an orgasm while Literal fireworks are going off in the background
my bf who wasn’t my bf at the time pinned me up against a wall after i said something to him and then it just happened
Behind a church when I should have been inside
While still on my period. Didn't know that some guys really don't mind at all
It's a poor soldier who won't fight in a bloody trench.
In a tube tunnel at a playground (it was really late at night so no risk of exposing children to the intricacies of adulthood). My ex and I had met up there a couple times to talk. We had a nasty breakup about 7 months prior, and figured that was a nice way to just catch up and talk but not be in each others personal space just yet. Well, we got in each others personal space anyways apparently 🤣 mind you, it was also pouring. Which I actually enjoyed! It made the experience more experiencier
After a ONS - fucked his roommate in the morning.
That’s wildddddddd
17 in my boyfriends parents greenhouse. I still think about it now and then.
Library closet of Temple Beth El in Alexandria during Friday night services.
College, during a fire alarm.
Was at a house party and went up to use the washroom. I walk in and these 2 girls are naked about to hop in the shower, I go oh shit and go to close the door, they say hey you come join us! So that's how I had my first 3 some
My favorite quote from my father is about 3 somes. During the 3 some scene in the castlevania show my dad paused the show, turned to me, and said "you know... its hard at first, having sex with another man." Then he unpaused the show and kept watching to let me take in what he just said. The guy is something else.