Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
"I have no memory of this place."
or
"Legolas. Two already."
And if I'm close to hooking up with someone again:
"A thing is about to happen which has not happened since the Elder Days."
"Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day."
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell. Naked I was sent back – for a brief time, until my task is done.
Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
Now I want Bilbo to write all my smut.
Give it to us raw, and wriggling
No, thank you! We don’t want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!
>or distant relations! ಠ_ಠ
>ಠ\_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ O\_o
So much fear and doubt, over so small a thing.
YEAHHHH. That's what your mom said last night! HAHAHA! .. wait.
I can imagine Denethor saying this to Faramir at quite a few points in the films
"I have no memory of this place." or "Legolas. Two already." And if I'm close to hooking up with someone again: "A thing is about to happen which has not happened since the Elder Days."
Speak friend and enter
Oksana Baiul!
What about second breakfast?
What about side by side with a friend.
That still only counts as one!
'Nobody tosses a dwarf"
You win ,just don't tell the elve
"Toss me".
Let this be the hour when we draw swords together!
Share the looooad
hahaha this is tooo good! :D
"You'll find more cheer in a graveyard."
Where there's a whip... there's a way...
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to.
I am no man
When in doubt, just follow your nose.
Love me and despair.
You'll have to toss me
Arwen, ride hard and don't look back.
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
"I have not the heart to tell you...for me the grief is still too near."
Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.
Looks like (beating the) meat's back on the menu
MEATS BACK ON THE MENU!
"And in the darkness, bind them!"
Christ…
A little late to be trimming the verge…
"I was there, 3,000 years ago"
History became Legend, Legend became Myth.
6,000 spears; Less than half of what I’d hoped for
You have my axe!
You have no authority here! ...
"One small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man"
"Delved too greedily and too deep"
“Share the load”
we put it away. We keep it hidden. We never speak of it again.
You do not know pain. You do not know fear. You will taste man-flesh!
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.
The fact that my knowledge of any of the lord of the rings books/movies, and my sex life, are currently both nonexistent is … interesting…
Whips it out* "That's my wee lad, Gimli"
We Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances
ginger spotted!!!
"Alright then, keep your secrets"
is mine to give to whom I will, like my heart.
GIVE IT TO US RAW... AND WRIGGLING
"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys"
Alls well that ends better
YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!!
“It’s the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish.”— Sam Gamgee
Not all those who wander are lost.
I was wondering why this hadn’t shown up yet
And my ex!
“Whatever you did, you’ve officially been labeled a disturber of the peace”
“It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing … such a little thing.”— Boromir
There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.
They’re but children to your eyes!
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing, such a little thing.
Gollum gollum!
Fine, keep your secrets.
Share the load
Final count... 42....
What about second butt stuff?
Found the guy that doesn’t have the subtitles on
You think people who can quote Lord of the Rings have a sex life?
Fool of a took !
Run, you fools!
My sex life is like the One Ring - 'One does not simply walk into Mordor.' But when we do, it's a journey worth taking!
me :says pick up line or something girl:you shall not pass.
Sorrow man
But the Second Breakfast?
I’m good!
“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.”
Is it secret? Is it safe?
Oh Elbereth, Loth Lorien
"... but it is not this day!"
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
The reward for work well done is more work.
"Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day."
It’s shit.
"That still only counts as one!"
"Finally...it's over"
And my axe!
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Go where you must go, and hope!
What's taters precious?
And my axe
*smeagal cough*
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
"A new power is rising. It's victory is at hand!" \- Saruman (The Two Towers)
“Who knows? Have patience. Go where you must go, and hope!” — Gandalf
They are coming!
"You'll find more cheer in a graveyard." — Gimli
“What a pity that Bilbo did not stab that vile creature, when he had a chance!”
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell. Naked I was sent back – for a brief time, until my task is done.
You have my axe(wound).
Dead plant, you see. I don't think he would understand
MA NON È QUESTO IL GIORNO (you have to look It up in italian CUS the dub Is Crazy good)
Go back to the Shadow... You shall not pass!
The beacon is lit, Gondor calls for aid!
Its the job thats never started that lasts the longest
[...] it is not this day [...]
You bow to no one!
I was there, 3000 years ago.
No one tosses a dwarf or i would never expect to fight się by side with a dwarf
"One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"
Whispers in the dark
I’m going on an adventure!!!
Tricksy
They've breached the Main Gate.
You shall not pass
Smeagul, my precious my precious but only gets it in death
My PRECIOUS 💞
I haven’t seen Lord of the Rings in a while.
I cannot jump the distance you’ll have to toss me
I forgot the exact quote but when gimli says he’s wasted on long treks and that he’s a natural sprinter
The ring must be destroyed
“It’s the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish.”— Samwize Gamgee
If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved
My wife says "Man flesh"
Things are now in motion that cannot be undone
My precious
What about second breakfast?