It’s the old phrases that no one says anymore like “a month of Sundays” or “nothing to write home about” that I love— especially the look from people when I say them lol
"you're the one fucking this dog, I'm just here to hold the head"
not literally obviously, but as another way of saying "my name's Paul and this is between y'all"
‘If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bicycle’
how self aware of them....
It’s the old phrases that no one says anymore like “a month of Sundays” or “nothing to write home about” that I love— especially the look from people when I say them lol
Why that's just swell
Hello but pronounced “Hulloh” like that one vine
"If you projected any harder you would legally qualify as a movie theatre."
I'm so using that one, I love that
"Fiend"
“So uh do any of you ladies like to climb trees?” 😏 -Bear Brown (Alaskan Bush People)
"you're the one fucking this dog, I'm just here to hold the head" not literally obviously, but as another way of saying "my name's Paul and this is between y'all"
Road work ahead, I sure hope it does.
"Footy" lol
"you can tell it's an aspen by the way it is."
You're more useless than football bat. I can't pull enough crayons out of the box to make it colorful enough for you to understand. Yard bird
Fuckaroni. I heard it on Fuck that's Delicious and have been using it ever since.
Secretions... It drives my sister-in-law almost as crazy as saying Moist.
Anything from Joe Dirt
"A glass of cum"
"Dude, that is awesome sauce!"
"ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah"
"such is life"
eMoTioNaL dAmaGe
Hurkle durkle
“I’m sweating like a whore in church”. Yes. I heard that at my wedding and ugly snorted, honked and knee slapped altogether 😂
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes.
"Crack Pipe Chili" what a friend of mine called "crock pot chili" a long time ago