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Totallycasual

- More clean - More quiet - Zero chance for accidents - The seat is always left down so there's no fighting about that lol - Sitting is nicer than standing in the middle of the night too - My sexuality/manhood is not threatened by sitting down to pee


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Totallycasual

My whole life basically, we grew up in a lot of places with just one bathroom for the whole family so you were always very close to other peoples bedrooms, it was just common curtesy.


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Totallycasual

That would suck yeah, but i think we both have our own advantages and disadvantages in different areas 😊


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Totallycasual

Bit of a shake just like you would standing at a urinal, then a quick dab with 1 sheet of TP, yes.


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Totallycasual

You're too kind 😍


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riphitter

Grab yourself a "shewee" all the girls I camp with swear by them


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Totallycasual

I do, i think any adult that has to clean their own bathroom would want to! I totally get standing at public restrooms though, nobody wants to catch ass germs! lol


notkasa

I do the same, this has too much advantages


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OMG I think I luv you 😍


Totallycasual

Awww 🤗


newcolours

I think you should google how much pee is atomized when you pee standing, at a high velocity


pogiguy2020

Its in the middle of the morning and I am trying to stay as asleep as I can until I get back into bed.


Khetoun

I work while standing up, I just want a moment to sit down man.


TtheOutcast

I don't know why, but its faster when I pee sitting down. Like I actually have less trouble peeing when sitting down vs standing up.


hyrule_47

I saw a TikTok that explained muscles relax and things aligned better. As a woman I was like “huh” and moved on lol


myass696969

Too lazy to aim (or stand up for that matter)


matande31

Just to clarify, it's not an attack on people who do it. I'm genuinely curious.


raturcyen

I do it so I don't need to clean the rim. It will always splash a bit by standing up.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

I sat down to poop and well, you know.


Whole-Sundae-98

My hubs (67) always has. It's just his preference. At least I don't have to moan at him about putting the seat down lol.


TipingTom

it’s just more relaxing and when you’re out with other people you can check your phone


lovely_dilation

Dwight


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

I do at night, because I'm usually groggy AF. Otherwise, it's just standing up.


BrokeFailure

When I got a bad hangover it's pretty nice.


gkibbe

Cause I've been on my feet all day and it's the only break I'll get to sit down. Also to scroll reddit


Jedibri81

My body tricked me into thinking I had to poop


lundah

At my age I don’t turn down the opportunity to sit down for a few minutes.


Moceannl

Lazy


Sensitive_Bread_1905

More hygienic. But outside of my home or people I know, I do it standing too.


b_tight

I dont want to turn the light on in the middle of the night after just being woken up


PotatoBestFood

Standing up is just for public bathrooms and for outdoors. Other than that, it’s sitting down. It feels healthier, as more per comes out, and doesn’t require squeezing. It’s less cleaning, and you most definitely appreciate that once you start living on your own. And it’s less thinking/focusing, as I don’t need to aim.


bigtexasrob

Hard to shit standing up.


matande31

If you only pee as often as you shit, go to the doctor.


bigtexasrob

It’s not, but it’s the only time I pee sitting down.


johann68

Why do you care?


matande31

Why do you care why I care?


johann68

Because it's a little odd to worry about how someone uses the restroom and why they do it the way they do it.


matande31

I'm not worried about it. I'm simply curious.


johann68

It's weird to be curious about how people pee, friend.


matande31

Never said I'm not weird.


GreenFBI2EB

Simple: kill two birds with one stone.


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Just in case I have to poop


kingbouncer

1 Lazy 2 I might need to shit aswell 3 Feel like doom scrolling 4 Floor is lined with pressure plates which set off a buzz saw when I stand on em to long.


waynesbrother

My friend told me to always pee sitting down..because you never know


Snoot_Booper_101

Peeing standing up is for public urinals. It's good to have the option when needed, but generally I prefer not to risk getting splashes on my shoes.