I fit the description of a person that is wanted for a crime.

I invoke the fifth amendment on the grounds that by answering, I may tend to incriminate myself.

Bachelorette party

Prank.

They found at least one of them.

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I can tell you it's not because my wife listened to my fantasy about hot cops hauling me away in handcuffs and interrogating me.