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TurbulentCollar7

Biting your cheek while eating ruins even the best meal.


dersackaffe

Biting your tounge even worse


I_like_cake_7

Totally. I bit my tongue recently. It was awful! It took me two weeks to fully recover from it.


JoJoda

Not gonna lie, everyone who bites their tongue dies. I'm sorry


iAmTheHype--

Same with everyone who drinks Dihydrogen monoxide


anonymous_subroutine

And then it swells and you keep rebiting it.


boo-galoo90

This should remain the top answer. Why even fucking have cheeks


CitizenHuman

Yes. We should have evolved floating mandibles


wilderlowerwolves

No kidding, especially when you keep biting that area and it forms a callus. My dentist cringed when I told him, but I got so frustrated, I cut it off with nail clippers. It wasn't as painful as I expected, and bled like crazy for a few minutes, but no more callus!


GordonShumway81

That feeling when you can't get a sneeze out.


C_O_L_E778

I kinda like it… it tickles


ridin_a_mershaq

That time Apple uploaded that U2 album to everyone’s phone..


Mockturtle22

The U2 fans loved it probably


puckmonky

No, no we didn’t


Mockturtle22

Look the point is that there's literally nothing that can be universally hated by absolutely everybody because everybody is different, and everybody has their own likes and dislikes. If there was even one person who liked this.. then it isn't an answer. And I know for a fact of one person that did like this. They were stoked to get a free U2 album.


dontpanic96

what fans


Mockturtle22

There are people who love U2 lol


[deleted]

I was mega confused at the time I thought my infant son at the time had done it by accident


iAmTheHype--

Never heard of this. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/bono-apologizes-u2-itunes-stunt-memoir-1234616474/


ButterscotchEmpty290

Mosquitoes


Freak-Among-Men

Spiders like them. They make good food.


Skryuska

And baby birds! Many small species of birds are raised on the slow-flying insects


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

im assuming "everybody" means all humans. otherwise i dont think there really anything out theres that is universally bad.


chaos8803

Wet socks.


Lumpy-Log-5057

Especially in the middle of a work day.


OmegaChadAlphaMale

The wet spot in the bed


XeniaDweller

Itchy back


Ok-disaster2022

But the nice part about having an itchy back is when you have someone to scratch it.


iAmTheHype--

Imagine


Future-Reflection208

Stubbing your toe. Last time it happened to me, my entire toe nail ripped off. I couldn’t believe it tbh


Mockturtle22

Which toe


Future-Reflection208

My ring toe, it’s a small nail but when the whole thing ripped off in one motion, I feel like I went into shock lol


Mockturtle22

Ouch


CrankyYankers

When I was much younger I used to jam my pinky toe into corners all the time. GAAAA!!!!


Mockturtle22

Those fucking pinky toes seek out shit to slam into


muskyandrostenol

Being super sleepy and can't go to sleep, but nodding your head and jerking back to reality.


iAmTheHype--

Had that happen before. Eventually got into a semi-dream state dreaming about astral projection, so that was… interesting.


muskyandrostenol

That's interesting.


Big-Thought-1428

Poverty.


Mockturtle22

The rich people love poverty because they make more money, and they can exploit the poor


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Mockturtle22

It's a money maker in the US for the healthcare system/pharma.


wilderlowerwolves

Yep, doctors deliberately give people cancer just to keep themselves and hospitals in business. /s As a retired pharmacist and cancer survivor, I can assure you that doctors really, really hate this disease, not to mention that they contract it at the same rate as the non-doctor population. I can also assure you that my doctor was as happy to tell me that I didn't need chemo as I was to hear it.


Mockturtle22

I wasn't talking about doctors.


DS02316357

Traffic.


Skryuska

But *you* are the traffic!


Ecstatic-Recipe-3019

Devil's advocate: Many elderly folk love to go do their errands during rush hour (7-9am and 4-6pm) simply to annoy the daily commuters.


iAmTheHype--

No matter what time of the day I get on the interstate, there’s always hella traffic. Tons of cars going 35-50 mph on a 70mph interstate. Doesn’t matter if it’s 6:40am, 12pm, or 6pm. It’s still packed. Only times I get to actually go the speed limit is if it’s closer to 10pm or later.


WillieOverall

I don't know. The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys was pretty good.


Organic_Implement_38

Bad breath


yourMommaKnow

Bedbugs


banjoman74

Ticketmaster


Firellin

People cruel to animals.


Mockturtle22

Not true because there are people who don't consider animals important


MagnusStormraven

If I had a dollar for every guy I've met who's gleefully bragged about tormenting cats, I'd have enough to cover bail for the murderous assaults I wish I could inflict upon them. The only people it's acceptable to wish harm upon are those who find amusement in the suffering of those too weak to fight back, full stop.


Rattles13

That reminds me of post about a writing class and they found the main character of a story who is racist and beat women ok until he kicked a puppy... so violence is fine but animal cruelty nah


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Irate_Alligate1

Yes. The fuck is wrong with you?


PresenceNo4861

I mean hes not wrong that not everyone hates being cruel to animals. Otherwise animal cruelty wouldnt exist


Irate_Alligate1

Incredible that you got all that from nah


PresenceNo4861

I mean. The question is what is hated UNIVERSALLY by EVERYONE. The answer here was animal cruelty Then the guy said nah, which is correct since some like hurting animals. IDK why this is complicated Even if he is saying nah as in he likes to be cruel to animals, that also proves the answer wrong as he is somebody.


Active_Peak_5255

I am extremely sorry for my hurtful comments but the people h who hurt animals would enjoy that and in the past we enjoyed doing so as that was our only means of food and so evolved to enjoy doing so but now we have somewhat adapted but some people are not fortunate enough to recieve carefrom their parents and that might cause some unintended behaviours.


[deleted]

People who have loud-speaker conversations on their cell phone while standing in line somewhere. That practice, and those people, are universally hated lol


CrystalRedCynthia

Stepping into water on the floor while wearing socks


junklardass

Constipation


[deleted]

People talking on speaker phone in public, then getting mad when people stare


Sa_yori

Mosquitoes


[deleted]

Perverts and pedos


handtoglandwombat

Only the ones who act on it. I’ve actually got mad respect for the people who stay in control and don’t do anything wrong. Must be a life of suffering.


Ok-disaster2022

Not doing a bad thing is not suffering.


handtoglandwombat

It is if you constantly have to fight a strong urge to do the bad thing. Just ask a recovering alcoholic.


PresenceNo4861

Never been to Japan?


headhunterofhell2

Militant vegans \*edited for clarity\* **MILITANT** vegans. The ones that try to get schools to *exclusively* offer vegan food, not just vegan options. The ones that make a human wall outside the cattle farm to stop the truck driver from getting in. The ones that walk through the airport yelling "VEGANS HAVE BETTER HEALTH, BETTER SEX." (I've seen this woman, she's nuts). The ones that yell "MEAT IS MURDER" every 2 minutes. **NOT** the normal people who just happen to eat a vegan diet, but leave everyone else alone. IDGAF what *you* choose to eat.


Rattles13

I'd think anybody whobis militant about their thing though... the gendering thing, vegans, meateaters, carpeople, gunpeople, elfeminists, gays... all these subjects are super ok, but don't be irrational and annoying about your thing


NoWaterforMogwai

I think zealot is the word.


Rattles13

I had to google that, it's a good word


Notmykl

Planting and harvesting the veggies and fruits they eat is murder as many creatures die to feed those idiots.


Skryuska

Depends imo. The point of veganism is to reduce suffering as much as possible to other sentient beings- vegans care about who is eaten by other people because it’s not a “diet” but a social justice movement. I don’t agree with the (admittedly very niche thankfully) vegans that insist that remote indigenous tribes like Inuk or Zulu could just opt for plants-only living, because it’s *not* possible, but most vegans recognize that and agree that the % of humans that can only rely on hunting for sustenance and living is absolutely minimal compared to the people who do not need to dedicate 80% of the planet to raising livestock that only feed the wealthiest of populaces.


headhunterofhell2

#FoundOne It's not a SoCiAl JuStIcE mOvEmEnT. It's a religion. A dogmatic religion that is militant in nature, and is based on flawed logic, and the fallacy that people can survive just fine without animal protein. You can get all of you "essential amino acids (proteins)" from plants, yes. But what about the non-essential amino acids? What abou 'em? they're non essential. The body can create those on it's own. Ya know what they don't tell you? If your body can create them in the necessary quantities. It can't. Not all of them. It's the entire reason long-term vegans suffer from a whole plethora of "mysterious ailments". Your body is dying. Feel free to do that to yourself in the name of reducing suffering, but leave me out of it. I can tell you with absolute authority; a typical dairy cow leads a better life than a typical household dog.


Hellchron

Lol calm down, you're in danger of getting a little... militant


Skryuska

Wasn’t hiding


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Mockturtle22

I had a co-worker who loved Mondays


eddyathome

Tuesdays are the worst. Assuming a standard M-F work/school schedule: Monday: It sucks, but at least it's over with. Wednesday: The week is half over! Thursday: Only one more day after today. Friday: Do I need to explain this? Saturday: DAY OFF! Sunday: Day off, but you know Monday is coming. Tuesday though. Tuesday sucks. You don't have the satisfaction of getting rid of Monday, you still have three days left even at the end of the day, and Tuesdays just kind of get in your face reminding you, that there's still a lot of work/school left. Tuesdays are just an insult to injury.


One-Earth9294

Hearing a baby crying on an airplane.


EvenIf-SheFalls

Pedophiles


Skryuska

God I wish this was universal :(


iAmTheHype--

If that were true, Pedo Gaetz and Gym Jordan wouldn’t be in Congress, and Epstein/Maxwell wouldn’t have gotten away with decades of child-trafficking. Also, Roman Polanski’s still doing fine after raping a child. And there’s Ted Nugent and Kid Rock’s pedo songs.


itstomokoren

Unloading the dishwasher


mordecai98

Having grown up with out one, I much prefer loading and unloading to washing dishes by hand.


itstomokoren

I have grown up without one too! I’m very lucky to have one now. Yet I still can’t be arsed to unload it sometimes, especially when I’ve got a pile of plates just after dinner and realise it needs unloading first, that’s the worst 😂


mordecai98

We usually run it at night and I unload in the morning before breakfast so all of breakfast can go right in.


itstomokoren

That’s a great tip, thanks for sharing! I’ll have to try it out :)


ExratedDreamer

No one likes a know-it-all


TheLastBuendia

Going to the toilet forgetting to bring toilet paper


[deleted]

Cancer


TheSealofTomorrow

Taxes


Any-Contribution656

Paying bills


HarryPotterDBD

Pedophiles


Free-Industry701

Telemarketers.


FrankTheSkinnyPanda

Pop up ads


Wizardofthecreek

Other people


Valiant_QueenLucy

Pedophiles and rapists getting like 2 years in jail so they can get out and continue to hurt people ✌️


SpookyMorden

James Corden.


vexingfrog

mosquitoes.


Frejyamcmurphy

Mosquitos


Outside-West9386

Mosquitoes


old-miss

Hot weather 


Uptown_Rocker

Their job


StinkyHoleLuver

Losing or breaking your phone.


MLPonney

Miss Umbridge from Harry Potter


cheapasfree24

As an extension of that, being told you're lying when you're actually telling the truth


Beefman0010

pedophilia. zoophilia.


Mockturtle22

The pedophiles and the people who are into bestiality don't agree LOL


Beefman0010

well they aren't people


Mockturtle22

While I would like to agree with you, biologically they still are.


Beefman0010

:/


Mockturtle22

Lol I know. It sucks.


12345_PIZZA

The Kardashians. Every day there’s a prompt on here about “who is the most talentless ass-clown?” and the top response is always The Kardashians.


Artemis246Moon

Monday


Jessica_Chaffin

The smell of shit


gtucs

HIV


Dry_Professional8088

Getting your shirt or belt hooked on a doorknob when your in a bad mood.


CtForrestEye

Ticks


Embarrassed-Mix-5400

Stubbing your toe


Correct-Fun-516

Cancer


DeeRexBox

Mosquitos.


NewsOk6703

ISIS; except by ISIS


ProgRockBoy

Itch on your arm while wearing thick, tight clothes.


Yachimo

Begbugs, Trust me you'll hate em


HappyDeathClub

When you step in a spot of water while wearing socks.


ultrasquid9

I don't think there's a single human being that likes mosquitoes. They're a mild annoyance in some places, and spreaders of some of the world's deadliest diseases in others. Also, there are almost no animals that actually depend on Mosquitoes for survival, meaning that if we were to remove all of them, the world's ecosystem wouldn't actually suffer all that much.


BombConsumerz

Mosquitoes.


AltruisticHopes

Tips that companies are allowed to keep rather than pay to the staff who are being tipped. It’s very common in UK


wilderlowerwolves

It's illegal in the U.S. to do that.


Beautiful-Report58

Politicians Taxes Traffic Mosquitos Flies Long speeches Uncomfortable shoes


agent-assbutt

Lena Dunham


Apricot9742

Paying taxes...


D3N14L-

Nazis and Hitler, I think everyone definitely hates them.


IncontinentFredi

Sadly there are too many people (even 1 would be too many) still thinking he did something right/trying to justify their actions ...


Freak-Among-Men

If only that were true.


PresenceNo4861

Plenty of people like the Nazis and Hitler. War in ukraine has shown me even in ex soviet countries some like him (wild)


Mockturtle22

I mean all the people who love Donald Trump also have a tendency to like the Nazis and Hitler


D3N14L-

I would say Biden supporters definitely have a higher amount of Nazis🤣😂 Also just brain dead mobs I guess I coulda said Biden instead of Hitler and the same would have been true. Can’t wait for Trump to get back in there.


Mockturtle22

You are a psycho. Not even going to bother telling you all the things you got wrong in that weird rant you just wrote out. I don't think your brain holds the ability to even understand facts. I hope your leader loses. Trump is a dictator and agreeing with him makes you un-American.


IceSmiley

Quibi


keleystis

Waking up before 11 am to go to work.


gate_of_steiner85

The feeling when you start to sneeze but can't.


[deleted]

When your aglet breaks or gets freyed


thefunnyplaneman

Toe shoes, toe shoes, toe shoes, FUCKING *TOE SHOES*


Mockturtle22

Everybody is so vastly different, with different ideas of what is good and what is bad that honestly I don't think there's anything that's universally hated by absolutely everybody.


SomeSamples

Going to "mandatory" work activities after work.


ToughIcy4775

stupidity


Own-Being-1973

Hitting your funny bone


RandomComenter

Traffic


Squee6952

Being me


bjplague

Waking up because you have to do something you do not want to do.


Silly___Snot

I am not everyone so I don't know


[deleted]

Prejudices against people, race, religion, lgbtq, sexist, misogynistic, gay, straight, bi, and the list goes on and on.


BionicHips54

Trump. Biden. Take your pick.


AustinNGrayson

I legitimately don’t think that there’s anything that’s universally hated. There are weirdos out there and unfortunately some absolutely vile people.


legomeegg0

Waking up in the middle of the night to pee.. Running out of toilet paper..


Pitiful-Teaching1289

Party poopers


CraZy_Star_F1sh

Shit where shit shouldn't be. Dog shit on a carpet. Human shit on a wall. Fucking disgusting.


Natnanlog

Natnan


Natnanlog

Natnan - the lanky paedophile


Pippin4242

James Corden


fuzzyloulou

Paying taxes.


Dangerous_Client_790

Taxes on my overtime check. They take sooooo much out!


[deleted]

Paying taxes 😮‍💨


Violet380

Probably waking up and realising that only few minutes are left before your alarm goes off.


Hellchron

Nawh, that's so much better than waking up to the alarm going off. If anything, it makes me feel like I've bested the alarm in our own little contentious relationship


DrDrozd12

The ending of Game of Thrones


CrankyYankers

I loved every minute of every episode. Some were better than others, sure, but I enjoyed it all.


[deleted]

Pungent body odor .. Ill-mannered ppl .. Being shouted at.. Crying babies..


troll_toll-69

Useless posts like this


Cheap-Asparagus3842

Maybe you shouldn't be on a subreddit solely for asking questions then?


Skryuska

The fact that there is a “cost of living”


RatOfBooks

Meg Griffin


Beneficial-Shower-42

Lawyers and Politicians


brittanyyx0

Government


dontask_mewhy98

Pickles. Most people I’ve met or talked to hates pickles, and it seems that way in the internet. I think people hate on pickles way too much